Math. Math.. Mary has 30 dildos, and John has one anus. How many dildos can Mary fit into John before the police can use apple maps to save John? math
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User avatar #6 - randandestroyer (09/28/2012) [-]
Mary has 30 dildos, and John has one anus. How many dildos can Mary fit into John before the police can use apple maps to save John?
User avatar #10 to #6 - Looongcat (09/28/2012) [-]
Purple because aliens doesn't wear hats.
#94 to #10 - SHAMU (09/28/2012) [-]
But aliens do wear hats.
User avatar #263 to #144 - zedd (09/29/2012) [-]
This thread is win.
User avatar #7 to #6 - iizsimon (09/28/2012) [-]
30.
User avatar #9 to #7 - shinote (09/28/2012) [-]
Incorrect.
Answer is 3,000
With Apple's maps, Mary will have time to order from 3 different websites, and have them shipped by the time the police even reach the street.
#23 to #9 - magneticmonopole (09/28/2012) [-]
Unless the courier uses apple maps.
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User avatar #167 - lethalpeanut (09/28/2012) [-]
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#191 to #167 - Elderly Man (09/28/2012) [-]
Someone call?
User avatar #194 to #191 - danielph (09/28/2012) [-]
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#181 to #167 - awwmygawd (09/28/2012) [-]
All right chums up , lets do this
#189 - avatarallison (09/28/2012) [-]
me in math class.
me in math class.
#146 - gonzocos (09/28/2012) [-]
mfw i'd rather do math than learn a language like Spanish    
   
   
   
   
			****		 you Spanish
mfw i'd rather do math than learn a language like Spanish




**** you Spanish
User avatar #148 to #146 - frozo ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
One more year of Spanish, then I'm done.

Can't wait.
User avatar #149 to #146 - ayebro (09/28/2012) [-]
donde esta la libreria??....pendejo jajajaja
User avatar #150 to #149 - gonzocos (09/28/2012) [-]
i want a taco.
User avatar #151 to #150 - ayebro (09/28/2012) [-]
estoyusandoelinternet.jpg
User avatar #152 to #151 - gonzocos (09/28/2012) [-]
el taco now hombre
User avatar #154 to #152 - ayebro (09/28/2012) [-]
No senor
#153 to #146 - anon (09/28/2012) [-]
i don't mind spanish. i like the language....but i just hate the class
User avatar #158 to #146 - ferrettamer (09/28/2012) [-]
I'm naturally good at math, but memorizing stuff is impossible for me, so I'm absolute **** at Biology and French verbs
#118 - cjgnh (09/28/2012) [-]
Hmmmm thats why im always horny in math class ;)
Hmmmm thats why im always horny in math class ;)
#130 to #118 - tickleshits (09/28/2012) [-]
calculus
calculus
User avatar #39 - nebraksa corn (09/28/2012) [-]
so this is why I always have a boner in math class....
#15 - waffies (09/28/2012) [-]
i like Math's approach more than Science's
i like Math's approach more than Science's
#36 to #15 - masherzz (09/28/2012) [-]
does anyone have the fus ro dah version of this?
#122 to #36 - anon (09/28/2012) [-]
[url deleted] Here, my good sir.
#112 - hamdaman (09/28/2012) [-]
If math had those shapes,I would do math regularly.
#117 to #112 - derak (09/28/2012) [-]
I huehuehue'd
#109 - NhuckCorris (09/28/2012) [-]
*

britfag here
#133 - doinmedirt (09/28/2012) [-]
I dont want to have sex with math though....
This is more like it
#116 - icyflesh (09/28/2012) [-]
If you are good at math you can turn the tables
#136 to #116 - wheel (09/28/2012) [-]
But... it's hard ):
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#138 to #136 - practicalproblems (09/28/2012) [-]
Made a pretty big mistake picking that "girl" up by the bus stop, then.
#96 - thisotherdude (09/28/2012) [-]
If that was the case everyone would love math, this is a more accurate depiction.
#41 - endface ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
I'm OK with this.
#214 - thegreenwenie (09/28/2012) [-]
mfw i find answer to be 24.   
options.   
A.21   
B.22   
C.23   
D.Duck
mfw i find answer to be 24.
options.
A.21
B.22
C.23
D.Duck
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#123 - zanshin (09/28/2012) [-]
my teachers face when handing me the exam results.
#17 - spamakaze (09/28/2012) [-]
I'm doing a maths degree at university. I've never yet told someone without having them immediately follow up with something along the lines of 'you're insane' xD
#18 to #17 - infernalsilence (09/28/2012) [-]
i feel your pain bro, i did uni level one maths and damn that **** was crazy, good luck dude
User avatar #19 to #18 - spamakaze (09/28/2012) [-]
Thanks :)
#20 to #19 - infernalsilence (09/28/2012) [-]
no worries, now kick that math in the cunt ;D
#22 to #17 - anon (09/28/2012) [-]
I am jealous of your skills
#120 to #17 - notsureifanon (09/28/2012) [-]
I'm doing computer science.   
   
MFW someone asks me if I want to fix their computer.
I'm doing computer science.

MFW someone asks me if I want to fix their computer.
User avatar #24 to #17 - sonsofsol (09/28/2012) [-]
But sir, you studied pure maths voluntarily, at the very least you must have an undiagnosed personality disorder.
#142 - Cyraxx ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
My experience...
My experience...
#51 - taartislekker (09/28/2012) [-]
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#193 - umzar (09/28/2012) [-]
After maths lesson
After maths lesson
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