Badass title. not-so badass description. . . . aaaaand its not mine just fyi. HOLT % e, BATMAN. THAT WA? AWEOSME YOU ' u" E A FAT. "Wow Batman! How did you know he was a spy?" "I... I didn't..." get away
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#32 - songemot
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(09/28/2012) [-]
"Wow Batman! How did you know he was a spy?"
"I... I didn't..."
#28 - admiralamory **User deleted account**
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#76 to #28 - taiyokun
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(09/28/2012) [-]
Not to mention the fact that he totally kicked Superman's ass.

(Really, go look up one of the Brave and the Bold episodes)
#33 to #28 - serotonin
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(09/28/2012) [-]
Doctor Doom. Most badass superhero/villan ever. He`s a normal dude who battles superheroes, Gods, Demons, Space Gods...you name it.
#49 to #33 - itsmypenis **User deleted account**
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#51 to #49 - serotonin
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(09/28/2012) [-]
indeed. Only power that he has is ultimate genius level intelect but if you take that as power then Batman/Lex Luthor have them also (just in lesser extent)
#69 to #49 - unfamous
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(09/28/2012) [-]
He was a candidate for sorcerer supreme, which makes him one of the more powerful humans living.
#110 to #69 - serotonin
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(09/29/2012) [-]
He actualy defeated Doctor Voodo (curent sorcerer supreme) and took the Eye but gave it back after it showed him something.
Also when Nightmare invaded earth his castle was last bastion of ``real world``
#115 to #110 - unfamous
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(09/29/2012) [-]
Haven't read marvel in a few years, since one more day, wasn't aware of that. My point was that even though he technically doesnt have a superpower, his magic allows him to go toe to toe with most people in the marvel universe unaided.
#70 to #33 - navac
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(09/28/2012) [-]
What about Ironman?
#109 to #70 - serotonin
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(09/29/2012) [-]
What about him? He is ok but....let compare them.
Iron man has high tech suit of armor and is master of technology. Doom has same, he is master of technology and one of 3 most powerfull mages on earth.
Iron man has company, Doom has his own country
Iron mans arcenemy is the Mandarin and he figths people like Red Dinamo and Titanium man. Dooms arcenemy is Fantastic 4 (notice that it is entire team of super heroes) and he fights entities like Mephisto, Dormmamu and Silver Surfer
#112 to #109 - navac
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(09/29/2012) [-]
I was just comparing Ironman to Batman.
#113 to #112 - serotonin
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(09/29/2012) [-]
oh, sorry
Well I would give it to Iron man. In battle and general both. With prep time batman has a chanse
#90 to #33 - darkphoenixxx
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(09/28/2012) [-]
Is there any movie(s)/series to watch?(not comics)
#108 to #90 - serotonin
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(09/29/2012) [-]
sadly no. He is in Fantastic 4 movie....but that incarnation is not doing him justice.
#9 - opa
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(09/28/2012) [-]
mfw batman never killed anyone and never will
mfw batman never killed anyone and never will
#94 to #9 - giblets
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(09/28/2012) [-]
He kills a **** load of people in Batman Begins when he blows all that **** up.
#89 to #9 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(09/28/2012) [-]
He does sometimes in the comics as far as I know, not always on purpose. It might happen when he has absolutely no choice or when the threat is too great to be left alive. Or something like that.
#24 to #9 - vladhellsing ONLINE
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(09/28/2012) [-]
It's a knockout strangle; cuts off blood circulation to the brain followed a few seconds later by unconsciousness.
#15 to #9 - beatmasterz
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(09/28/2012) [-]
He killed bad guys all the time in the early comics.
He killed bad guys all the time in the early comics.
#84 - mlpmeh
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(09/28/2012) [-]
How did he know?!?!
#87 to #84 - royalwerewolf
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(09/28/2012) [-]
batman is naturally abusive to robin
#97 to #87 - thegreatgp
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(09/28/2012) [-]
Or
He heard the dead ringer sound
#103 to #97 - beerterror
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(09/28/2012) [-]
>read "dead ****** sound"
>MFW
#12 - mummer
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(09/28/2012) [-]
they should change the order to splinter cell, Snake, Altair, then batman
#47 to #12 - failwhaleftwtoo **User deleted account**
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#25 to #12 - frodothetroll **User deleted account**
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#14 to #12 - beatmasterz
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(09/28/2012) [-]
Altair is from the middle ages, so he doesn't have the technology sam and snake have.
#16 to #14 - zetche
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(09/28/2012) [-]
Altair is so badass he don't need no technology...
#18 to #16 - suewingyu
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(09/28/2012) [-]
Altair is a strong, independent assassin who don't need no technology.
#20 to #18 - Dairycow
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(09/28/2012) [-]
Yeah and he doesn't know Any forms of martial arts move's i'm pretty sure a Navy seal and a green beret, could kick his ass.
#27 to #20 - suewingyu
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(09/28/2012) [-]
Dude, modern marital arts didn't exist. He grew up around the sole purpose of becoming the a human weapon to be used by the assassin order. He then proceeded to rise through the ranks to become one of the greatest of all time.
No disrespect to SEALS or SpecOps anywhere.
#31 to #27 - Dairycow
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(09/28/2012) [-]
Yes i know that, Modern Martial Arts were not there around his time, but splinter cell is a master of many martial arts, he would definantly win. i'm just saying that to the guy who is close minded and thinking a middle age assassin can pair up against a Navy SEAL.
#66 to #31 - Gandalfthewhite
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(09/28/2012) [-]
batman is a master of pretty much all forms of martial arts
#41 to #31 - xXthabeastXx
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(09/28/2012) [-]
**** ALL THIS. Yip Man would kill both of those mother ******* at the same time.
#86 to #14 - xXCorpitoXx ONLINE
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(09/28/2012) [-]
No he didn't
He had the Apple of Eden though
...so i think he wins
#13 - grogovic
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#40 - staticmind
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(09/28/2012) [-]
Even though I think snake would win, I enjoyed this OP. You have my thumb.
Even though I think snake would win, I enjoyed this OP. You have my thumb.
#75 to #40 - fleszar
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(09/28/2012) [-]
Snake would definitely win, but I like batman
#71 to #40 - gordolicious
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#54 to #40 - lithiam
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#50 to #40 - stubbyftw
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#38 - sanshiiuum
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(09/28/2012) [-]
Batnipples.
#37 - galkawhm
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#22 - Dairycow
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(09/28/2012) [-]
Splinter cell would kick Solid Snakes ass, Navy SEAL, vs a green beret, yeah right :\
#58 to #22 - viciousmackerel
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(09/28/2012) [-]
Too late for an inb4 Solid Snake fans are butthurt?
#60 to #58 - Dairycow
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(09/28/2012) [-]
Nah, only reason people thumbing down is because they're just nostalgic and butt hurt about their beloved snake, in reality, Sam Fisher would win, and they know it...
#77 to #60 - fleszar
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(09/28/2012) [-]
i think you're mad, and I think you know it
#106 to #77 - Dairycow
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(09/28/2012) [-]
Don't be mad cause ur gay bandana wearing green beret gets his ass kicked by a navy seal... u mad bro?
#116 to #106 - viciousmackerel
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(09/29/2012) [-]
You need more thumbs, unfortunately the solid snake fans are extremely butthurt
#117 to #22 - anon
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A-are you ******* retarded?
#26 to #22 - laelaps
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(09/28/2012) [-]
Solid Snake was still a rookie while in the Green Berets. His skill and determination far outclass any branch of the military, including Navy Seals. By the way, his name is Sam Fisher, not Splinter Cell.
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#34 to #26 - Dairycow
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(09/28/2012) [-]
Yeah, my bad Sam Fisher i mean. but i'm not talking about shooting each other a mile away. 1 v 1 hand-to-hand fisher would win. he's a master of many Martial Arts including Krav Maga. Solid Snake on the other hand uses CQC which requires that you know how to use guns, knives, and hand-to-hand and use them together to make this more effective. he NEEDS his weapons. Sam Fisher can kill people with his bare hands. maybe solid snake has the upper hand in weapons skill, but not 1 v 1 hand to hand combat.
#74 to #34 - dirigiblequixote
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(09/28/2012) [-]
One of Snake's earliest fight was hand to hand combat against a ninja.

A robot ninja.

A robot ninja with a sword.

Snake won.
#79 to #74 - fleszar
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(09/28/2012) [-]
actually he was a cyborg

cyborg>robot ninja>ninja
#80 to #79 - dirigiblequixote
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(09/28/2012) [-]
Pah, details!