Good Guy Hacker

#18 - auesis

Reply+321

(09/28/2012)[-]

I got a hacker story too!

>WoW account gets hacked
>Lose everything

There is no punchline. Cunt.

#20 to #18 - eatingmachine

Reply+150

(09/28/2012)[-]

I have a story too.

>WoW account gets hacked
>Lose everything except pants (odd)
>Call Blizz who examines account. "Yep. You've been hacked."
>One week later. all my stolen stuff is in the mail with a "You're welcome" from Blizz.

Punchline is actually a moral. Talk to the tech team. They're there for a reason.

#22 to #20 - auesis

Reply+4

(09/28/2012)[-]

I did. It was a simple "Sorry, can't do anything about it. Better luck next time. Take more security measures with your account if you can."

Pff. Not that I care anymore. GW2 has taken over my life.

#23 to #22 - eatingmachine

Reply-2

(09/28/2012)[-]

WoW has become a sad shell of "what once was".

#32 to #23 - overweight

Reply+4

(09/28/2012)[-]

obviously you haven't played much MoP.

It is outstanding.

(oh god opinions)

#49 to #32 - jakols

Reply+3

(09/28/2012)[-]

MoP was a total letdown, just like Cata and i want to cut my wrist just by thinking of it.

im sorry, but someone had to say the truth... WoW has been going downhill since 2010

#65 to #49 - anon id: b022429a

Reply0

(09/28/2012)[-]

Nope, MoP was actually pretty good.

#48 to #32 - lulgazmz

Reply+2

(09/28/2012)[-]

Actually MoP Looks quite good, and, JUST after the beginning of CATA (When they'd fixed the initial problems) and prior to Hour of twilight, Cata was actually pretty ******* good. I mean, Firelands (especially heroic) was one of the hardest raids ever made. One raiding guild even compared it to Sunwell. And, the Zandalari dungeons were pretty awesome, though you had to grind them like ****.

TL;DR Cata was pretty good - Until hour of twilight. I ******* HATE HOUR OF TWILIGHT. and raid finder.

#47 to #32 - shadowsspawn

Reply+1

(09/28/2012)[-]

Until level 90 and then omg dailies. ftl

#168 to #47 - overweight

Reply0

(09/29/2012)[-]

Honestly though, with MoP, I think WoW is in the best place is has been in years.

Maybe not in the amount of players. But in the quality of the game.

(people expressing opinions is good)

#170 to #168 - shadowsspawn

Reply0

(09/29/2012)[-]

I am liking it more than Cata for sure. I just don't like being forced to do dailies so I can raid

#98 to #20 - krizzah

Reply+2

(09/28/2012)[-]

I have a story too too

>GW1 account gets hacked
>Lose all gold and pants (odd)
>Call NCsoft support who says they can't do ****
>One week later still have no pants

#119 to #20 - trolocaust

Reply0

(09/28/2012)[-]

I was once hacked and used for farming Nether. When I got my account back half of my **** was gone, but i had like an extra 15k. Blizz got my **** back and let me keep the money that Korean made.

They are okay in my book.

#36 to #18 - kajenkajon

Reply+5

(09/28/2012)[-]

>WoW account gets hacked
>hack it back
>have loads of mats and money in my backpack
>hacker didn't have time to send it off
>cashmoney.jpg

#27 to #18 - RyanTheLeet

Reply+5

(09/28/2012)[-]

I have a story too.

>Wouldn't stop messing with group in Red Dead Redemption
>One hacks my account for ***** n' giggles
>****** runs off with so many downloadable games
>1 day later I recover the wrecked account
>Never found the asshole
>Developed minor phobia/paranoia of playing online

And because it's about Xbox Live, my story is doomed to be a cool one bro.

#160 to #18 - ritafoxyy

Reply+3

(09/28/2012)[-]

>WoW account got hacked
>Poor as ****, like 80g
>Sold all my gear
>Started farming mining nodes to make money
>Friend notices that i'm farming
>I never farm
>He texts me
>I lock my account
>Blizzard gives me my gear back
>Sold the ore he mined and made 12k
>lol'd all day long

#59 to #18 - robotrino

Reply+1

(09/28/2012)[-]

Bro, I just lost my account a few days ago ( locked) how can i retrieve it? I need to enter my name but i dont remember the name i used to make it.. any help?

#73 to #59 - ihasapie

Reply+1

(09/28/2012)[-]

Use the "forgot password" or "forgot username" buttons, or contact tech support...
If you still have the email bound to the account it shouldn't be too hard

#108 to #73 - robotrino

Reply+1

(09/28/2012)[-]

Ty bro appreciate response, where do i find these buttons tho?

#162 to #108 - ihasapie

Reply0

(09/28/2012)[-]

Try their website: eu.battle.net/wow/en/?-

#164 to #162 - robotrino

Reply+1

(09/28/2012)[-]

Dude I love you, I just got my account back

MOP HERE I COME

#166 to #164 - ihasapie

Reply0

(09/28/2012)[-]

Glad to hear that! did you remember to change the password and stuff?

#167 to #166 - robotrino

Reply+1

(09/28/2012)[-]

Both my mail and the account...no risks.. thanks again bro

#171 to #18 - germankillzone

Reply0

(09/29/2012)[-]

>Wow account gets hacked
>Hacker takes nothing
>Moves my main to another server and changes name

>Why!?!

#78 to #18 - anon id: c12e0f21

Reply0

(09/28/2012)[-]

wow, he freed you, your so lucky

#165 to #18 - themegafailtroll

Reply-1

(09/28/2012)[-]

>WoW account gets hacked
>Call Blizzard
>52 minute wait
>Guy tells me to change password
>Changed
>hacked again

Turns out I had a key logger or something

#11 - rafekee

Reply+92

(09/28/2012)[-]

I had a guy who hacked my WoW account awhile back and maxed out my mining profession to 525.

#13 to #11 - stevenrm**User deleted account**

Reply-26

(09/28/2012)[-]

i got myself hacked one time so that would happen

#16 - workitout

Reply+83

(09/28/2012)[-]

Got hacked in WoW and when I got my account back, mining and herbalism was maxed. Plus, I had 35,000g in my back.

MFW

#107 to #16 - whoschungy

Reply0

(09/28/2012)[-]

Maybe it was a gold farmer o_o

#38 - tomainstream

Reply+53

(09/28/2012)[-]

>got wow account hacked
>got my life back

#58 - jalaven

Reply+48

(09/28/2012)[-]

>Try to login to WoW
>Password doesn't work
>Try many times
>Wat
>Contact Blizzard
>They say my account has been hacked and they are going to restore my ****.
>********.jpeg
>Finally get able to login
>They accidentally restored all my gold and items twice.
>Worthit.jpeg
>Fast forward months later
>Get notified that I have a few days to claim my Recruit a friend mount.
>Wat
>Realize hacker recruited another account during hackfest
>I now have double my gold and a RAF mount
>MFW victory

#60 to #58 - nolo

Reply+13

(09/28/2012)[-]

and that's how item duping was born

#69 to #58 - YourLordAndMaster

Reply+3

(09/28/2012)[-]

I'm pretty sure Blizzard doubled my gold when I got hacked too. I hadn't played in months, so I wasn't sure but either way I ended up with 20k when I thought I only had 10k.

#79 - sonym

Reply+45

(09/28/2012)[-]

>WoW account gets hacked
>They change the email and password
>I get email, about them changing it
>They activate two months game card
>With the email I recieved, I change the email back and a new password
>Two months of free WoW

MFW

#118 to #79 - mrsafmafra

Reply+4

(09/28/2012)[-]

WIN

#135 - zaniri

Reply+26

(09/28/2012)[-]

**zaniri rolled a random image posted in comment #649925 at MLP Friendly Board ** Hackers fw he ****** up

#43 - ironstrike

Reply+26

(09/28/2012)[-]

A buddy of mine in WoW used to let Chinese gold farmer(s) use his troll Rogue to farm gold. In exchange the farmer would leave him 20% of what he makes. (Can't remember the site he got it from - but he scheduled the guy to login every day at 2 in the morning.)

Anyways. He let the guy amass a **** ton of gold, then changed his info and kicked him off.

Moral of the story - Charizard evolves at level 36.

#56 - twatmissile

Reply+21

(09/28/2012)[-]

I think the tyler durden meme wouldve been the most appropriate for this.