Android vs. Iphone. no flash get it get it get it?.. Am I the only one who knows that android wont support flash officially on android 4.1.x jellybean? android iPhone five flash justice league
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#3 - jordni **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#15 to #3 - telfyr ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
aquaman is a beast, wtf are you talking bout?
User avatar #16 to #3 - jeroylenkins (09/28/2012) [-]
Aquaman can beat everyone there (most likely) except superman and the flash if he can't catch him somehow. And he's still got a pretty even chance with superman.
#50 to #16 - hylebus ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
If in water, Aquaman can whoop Supermans ass.
#61 to #3 - crankii (09/28/2012) [-]
that one made me laugh harder then i should have.
that one made me laugh harder then i should have.
#83 to #3 - jakols ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
" Aquaman sucks. Aquaman sucks under water. Aquaman suck fish pee"
#14 to #3 - asasqw (09/28/2012) [-]
Don't hate on aquaman
#44 to #14 - whysodamnserious **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#84 to #14 - HighLitedHelios (09/28/2012) [-]
****** best not be hatin' on my Platelet.
User avatar #21 - fuckingmeese (09/28/2012) [-]
Am I the only one who knows that android wont support flash officially on android 4.1.x jellybean?
User avatar #22 to #21 - poophaspooped (09/28/2012) [-]
Yeah it's ******** ! I got the Nexus 7 and discovered it! I ended up returning it
User avatar #23 to #22 - fuckingmeese (09/28/2012) [-]
although the latest flash works on jelly bean!!! you acted a bit hastily sir! i have my galaxy s3 on cyanogenmod 10 jellybean and the latest flash works. you just have to dl the apk outside of the app market
User avatar #24 to #23 - poophaspooped (09/28/2012) [-]
well I also realize I didn't need a tablet
since it was just a bigger version of my phone

User avatar #25 to #24 - fuckingmeese (09/28/2012) [-]
lol very well. what phone might that be?
User avatar #26 to #25 - poophaspooped (09/28/2012) [-]
Samsung Galaxy Nexus
User avatar #28 to #26 - fuckingmeese (09/28/2012) [-]
good on ya. rooted? custom rom?
User avatar #29 to #28 - poophaspooped (09/28/2012) [-]
Not yet, I want to get it done but I'm just a bit cautious because I don't want to ruin my phone...I've watched a ton a videos on how to do it and I have friends who know how
User avatar #30 to #29 - fuckingmeese (09/28/2012) [-]
really nothing will mess it up. and even if it did, a program for samsung phones called odin will bring you back to new.
User avatar #32 to #30 - poophaspooped (09/28/2012) [-]
oh okay, well hm, I'll have to rethink it then
#45 to #21 - mylifeasacomic (09/28/2012) [-]
You are not alone :)
#37 to #21 - Jevonsp (09/28/2012) [-]
I was about to comment that this joke doesn't really work anymore
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User avatar #2 to #1 - sonicwind (09/27/2012) [-]
remove martian man hunter cuz iphone is too mainstream
User avatar #4 to #2 - kanatana (09/27/2012) [-]
Remove Batman, the gadgets don't work, and no plans last over a year.
User avatar #5 to #4 - sonicwind (09/27/2012) [-]
and now we are left with two stupid bitches ....thats about right
User avatar #6 to #5 - kanatana (09/27/2012) [-]
Let's go deeper.

Remove Wonder Woman, there's no magic left in the thing.

Remove Hawk Girl, it just doesn't have the same impact now as it did before.
User avatar #7 to #6 - hokeymon (09/27/2012) [-]
and now we're left with a plain shiny exterior that's mostly got no useful functions. Seems about right.
#27 to #7 - lafuriaroja (09/28/2012) [-]
It's a phone, music player, internet browser, and mobile gaming machine. Shut the 			****		 up, tool. It's a perfectly good device.    
iPhone bashers are a cancer to FJ.
It's a phone, music player, internet browser, and mobile gaming machine. Shut the **** up, tool. It's a perfectly good device.

iPhone bashers are a cancer to FJ.
User avatar #31 to #27 - hokeymon (09/28/2012) [-]
and so is the rest of all the recent phones. What's your point?
User avatar #62 to #31 - lafuriaroja (09/28/2012) [-]
My point was very clear. It's obviously pretty useful.
User avatar #64 to #62 - megatrollinator (09/28/2012) [-]
True, but compared to it's competitors, it's anything but...
User avatar #65 to #64 - lafuriaroja (09/28/2012) [-]
I didn't compare it to its competitors. I just said that it's obviously not a device "that's mostly got no useful functions."
User avatar #66 to #65 - megatrollinator (09/28/2012) [-]
I know what you said. I'm just saying what everyone is implying.
User avatar #68 to #66 - lafuriaroja (09/28/2012) [-]
Except they're not implying it. Right now they sound like "HURRR DURRR APPLE IS EVIL11!!! THE IPHONE IS GARBAGE AND PEOPLE WHO BUY IT ARE SHEEP SAMSUNG GALAXY FTW!!!11!!!11!!!"
And that's clearly not the case. You don't have to be a sheep to buy or own or enjoy an iPhone.
User avatar #69 to #68 - megatrollinator (09/28/2012) [-]
Yes, I know. There's no reason to take your silly internet rage out on me. All I did was speak the truth. Sure you can enjoy an IPhone, but the truth is that their competitors are just that much better, and that's why people make IPhone jokes.
User avatar #71 to #69 - lafuriaroja (09/28/2012) [-]
I'm not taking out any rage on you. Please don't try to talk down to me. And we both know that's not the reason people make iPhone jokes. Especially in this community. The fad is to hate what is big and what is popular. The iPhone could be the best phone in the world and they would still make jokes. It just gets really tiring to see these jokes over and over and over again for months on end. If you like Android, then go use your Android. You don't have to comment on every post that uses a stock photo of an iPhone to represent OP's phone
User avatar #73 to #71 - megatrollinator (09/28/2012) [-]
I just call it as I see it. The IPhone's lack of functionality compared to it's competitors is the only logical reason to make jokes about it. I suggest in future, you just ignore then, and save yourself a pointless ********* .
User avatar #67 to #66 - megatrollinator (09/28/2012) [-]
And besides, hokeymon actually did mention, and I quote: "all the recent phones"
User avatar #9 to #7 - kamehamehanurd (09/27/2012) [-]
I'll see you guys on the frontpage.
User avatar #60 - isradam (09/28/2012) [-]
Green Lantern: dat pose
#70 to #60 - anon (09/28/2012) [-]
What? Is he getting ready to steal someones bike again?
User avatar #72 to #70 - isradam (09/28/2012) [-]
He's arching his back like a sexy model
User avatar #75 to #72 - sonicwind (09/28/2012) [-]
are you looking at how is left hip is kinda popped?
User avatar #86 to #75 - kanatana (09/28/2012) [-]
He a strong, independent Green Lantern who don't need no Guardian
#17 - sarc (09/28/2012) [-]
You just won the:
Oldest Joke About iPhones Ever Award
User avatar #79 - lostluke (09/28/2012) [-]
Green Lantern looks like his legs are on backwards...
#43 - asongulol (09/28/2012) [-]
Who is win?
User avatar #47 to #43 - infernalinsolence (09/28/2012) [-]
Tough one. I really want to say the Avengers because I love them, but yeah. Batman could still whoop their asses.
User avatar #58 to #47 - exrflarion (09/28/2012) [-]
Yeah, a human fighter with a bit technology to dress in black abslutely could beat a green rage mutant monster who is consider immortal and unquestionably dangerous to every universe.
User avatar #48 to #43 - ParallelDuck (09/28/2012) [-]
But where is hulk?
#49 to #48 - ajaxtheking (09/28/2012) [-]
he has no "counterpart"
User avatar #57 to #49 - asongulol (09/28/2012) [-]
Superman? Shazam?
User avatar #89 to #57 - supamonkey (09/28/2012) [-]
Superman, one of the "New Gods" or one of Supes' villains like Doomsday, Darkseid etc would be closest in terms of strength.
On a related note, although Clayface isn't as strong as Hulk, I could see him being able to take him down if he used the right tactics (Clayface's amorphous body renders Hulk's strength and grip useless).
#90 to #89 - ajaxtheking (09/29/2012) [-]
"on clayface" the reason i hate these arguments so much is due to the fact the hulks strength is such a variable. for instance at the end of world war hulk he got so mad his voice shattered all the windows in Manhattan and a step (note the word step as in walking) split the island in two
User avatar #91 to #90 - supamonkey (09/29/2012) [-]
I was going off of just transformed strength, but I agree that the hulk's strength is annoying in its inconsistency. It probably came about after the writers wrote themselves into a corner and the only way for the hulk to beat a certain bad guy was to make it so that he gets stronger as he gets angrier.
User avatar #55 to #43 - zombiepotato (09/28/2012) [-]
martian manhunter would own them all
#63 to #43 - felixml (09/28/2012) [-]
No one, while they're fighting a huge threat arises and both Avengers and the Justice League would team up to stop it and make up later.
User avatar #53 to #43 - pongprofessor (09/28/2012) [-]
Is Thor considered magic? Because if so Superman would lose so hard to THor because he is vulnerable to magic.
#56 to #43 - imogenark (09/28/2012) [-]
Superman realistically would win. Only competition would be Thor to the greatest extent.
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User avatar #59 to #43 - responsibletim (09/28/2012) [-]
Galactus eats them.
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User avatar #36 - theexplodingcheez (09/28/2012) [-]
hooray for one of the oldest jokes of all time!
User avatar #40 to #36 - trollwoopnazi (09/28/2012) [-]
The oldest joke of all time is 4000 years old and is about a women's flatulence. Don't believe me? Watch vsauce on youtube.
User avatar #41 to #40 - satyrn (09/28/2012) [-]
>Implying caveman Ug didn't put a rock in caveman Krug's dinner and laugh about it.
User avatar #51 to #41 - anaphase (09/28/2012) [-]
Poor Krug. He's such a nice guy. He didn't deserve that rock in his dandelion salad.

If you're reading, this, Ug, I'll just say that Karma's a bitch, so you better watch your back.
#13 - scientistsalarian (09/28/2012) [-]
and if you look to the bottom right, you will notice the rare real tags
User avatar #12 - EdwardElric **User deleted account** (09/28/2012) [-]
Flash is no longer being updated for Android. It's being left behind in favor of HTML 5 on mobile platforms.
User avatar #8 - crawlerz (09/27/2012) [-]
Wow, just wow, I so wish I had something to add.. but its already perfect.. I love you guys!
#74 - mlpmeh (09/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #76 - welshash (09/28/2012) [-]
I have owned 3 different iphones (still own a 4s), and i love their iphone products, its nice to use and **** . But. Stuff like this pisses me off. Apple need to get their head out there ass and stop suing every mother ****** and then maybe, just maybe, we would have flash player.
User avatar #85 to #76 - grazy (09/28/2012) [-]
they do not have flash as it was decided as obsolete sadly in Android 4.1, Jelly Bean this is also the case but the community have provided flash
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User avatar #46 - andrewjla (09/28/2012) [-]
I haven't heard this joke 3000 times...
#42 - mathiasenggaard (09/28/2012) [-]
Because Flash equals **** and nobody should use it... Way tio go Apple
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