Aliens. . Girl: What do you do for a living? Me: I hunt and kill aliens. Girl: What'?! Aliens aren' t real! Me: Have you ever seen one? Girl: Nope. Me: You' re
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#1 - chootem (09/27/2012) [-]


Say that to my face bitch
#17 to #1 - kotos (09/28/2012) [-]
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User avatar #2 to #1 - lusir (09/27/2012) [-]
omg Lady Gaga you ain´t foolin nobody
#3 to #2 - chootem (09/27/2012) [-]


This isn't even my final form
#72 to #3 - ilieya (09/28/2012) [-]
Wat.
#15 to #2 - johnnyfurious (09/28/2012) [-]








kámo to si nehorázně krutohustdémonskypřísně zabil :D :D
#22 to #2 - ahj (09/28/2012) [-]
well then
User avatar #83 to #42 - michiisgay (09/28/2012) [-]
How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
User avatar #84 to #83 - michiisgay (09/28/2012) [-]
Just Juan
#21 - josieabby (09/28/2012) [-]
I BELIEVE!
#14 - bloodofthedragon (09/28/2012) [-]
aliens.
#29 - LocoJoe (09/28/2012) [-]
>MFW me and OP both work in the same job
User avatar #30 to #29 - goodguygary (09/28/2012) [-]
except i haven't seen an alien from space yet.
#63 to #29 - kevlarx (09/28/2012) [-]
youre not doing as well as op, then
#46 - questionquota (09/28/2012) [-]
That's right.
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User avatar #48 to #46 - tunotoo (09/28/2012) [-]
Halo is cool dude, he kills aliens and dosnt afraid of anything
User avatar #50 to #48 - SylverSlayer (09/28/2012) [-]
damn ***** , its been ages since I saw that ****
#47 to #46 - couchpillow (09/28/2012) [-]
To be honest Master Chief has done a pretty ****** job of keeping aliens away from Earth.
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User avatar #58 to #53 - skorpius (09/28/2012) [-]
But he costs more than an entire navy.
#60 to #58 - formerfrost (09/28/2012) [-]
not true, his armor alone is said to cost about the same as a fully fit scorpion tank. a platton of spartans costs the same as a devision of tanks to maintain.
but him as an asset is considered invaluable.
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User avatar #62 to #60 - skorpius (09/28/2012) [-]
I thought Spartan 2's cost a lot of money because of the program they go through. I remember that Spartan 3's are considerably less money, but not as strong as Spartan 2's. Also, didn't most people who went through the Spartan 2 process die in the process, or am I just completely misinformed?
User avatar #64 to #62 - formerfrost (09/28/2012) [-]
no you are correct. spartan 2s are stronger than the 3s, as for training idk if they cost more cuz from what i know they are still trained form a young age aswell. their armors are cheaper tho. cuz originally the 3s were ments to be as "expendable spartans" and it was about 75% of the spartan 2s that survived the transit to becoming a spartan they all survived the actual training. it was when they got enhanced that alot of them died. and from the ones that lived only about 70% of them could actually fight and become true spartans like chief.
#66 to #64 - skorpius (09/28/2012) [-]
Ah, then I do know something about Halo. Thank you for the delightful conversation!
Ah, then I do know something about Halo. Thank you for the delightful conversation!
#67 to #66 - formerfrost (09/28/2012) [-]
good day to you too sir! :)
#5 - waffies (09/27/2012) [-]
#91 to #57 - marioauditore (09/28/2012) [-]
Nice, but that's Thor. Odin is the other guy.
#31 - redrummurder (09/28/2012) [-]
Bitch, please.
#38 - CrazyPsycho (09/28/2012) [-]
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#76 - grimmwaters ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
#78 - hundredninjas (09/28/2012) [-]
Aliens?
#70 - iclarinet (09/28/2012) [-]
mfw aliens
mfw aliens
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#103 - mlpmeh (09/28/2012) [-]
Later that day.
Later that day.
#89 - theotherchosenone (09/28/2012) [-]
All in a days work.
#110 to #89 - egofeed (09/28/2012) [-]
I believe this is the right movie ;)
#9 - gravegraffiti (09/27/2012) [-]
Aliens...?
Aliens...?
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