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#193 - onkii (09/28/2012) [-]
solike... if i go piss, and cut my arm in the process.. i won't bleed?
User avatar #198 to #193 - deltoraquest (09/28/2012) [-]
no but you'll start bleeding when you're done
User avatar #199 to #198 - onkii (09/28/2012) [-]
what would happen if i surgically-implanted a machine that constantly filled my bladder with water, causing me to urinate forever? would i never bleed? how would i heal if i never bled?
User avatar #200 to #199 - deltoraquest (09/28/2012) [-]
well you would heal but when you urinate a magical physical sheild appears around your body keeping blood in you, so if you had a sever cut that would kill you before you healed, just attach yourself to this machine of yours and you will survive
User avatar #202 to #200 - onkii (09/28/2012) [-]
i think we just cured cancer
User avatar #205 to #202 - deltoraquest (09/28/2012) [-]
cancer doesn't make you bleed externallly...does it?
User avatar #208 to #205 - onkii (09/28/2012) [-]
no, it doesn't. not generally, anyway.
User avatar #210 to #208 - deltoraquest (09/28/2012) [-]
well I guess we cured the Ebola virus, I believe that makes you bleed spontaneously through any to all holes in your body (sweat glands, ears, nostrils, mouth even eyes
User avatar #214 to #210 - onkii (09/28/2012) [-]
should we tell somebody about this?
User avatar #215 to #214 - deltoraquest (09/28/2012) [-]
nah, science is smart, they'll figure it out soon
User avatar #217 to #216 - deltoraquest (09/28/2012) [-]
what is that from anyway?
User avatar #218 to #217 - onkii (09/28/2012) [-]
aqua teen hunger force.
it's hand banana
User avatar #221 to #218 - deltoraquest (09/28/2012) [-]
alrighty, I haven't watched that in... **** I don't know
User avatar #224 to #221 - onkii (09/28/2012) [-]
i used to watch it when i was in junior high.. i'm out of high school now. now i feel old.
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