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onkii
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solike... if i go piss, and cut my arm in the process.. i won't bleed?
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deltoraquest
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no but you'll start bleeding when you're done
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onkii
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what would happen if i surgically-implanted a machine that constantly filled my bladder with water, causing me to urinate forever? would i never bleed? how would i heal if i never bled?
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well you would heal but when you urinate a magical physical sheild appears around your body keeping blood in you, so if you had a sever cut that would kill you before you healed, just attach yourself to this machine of yours and you will survive
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onkii
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i think we just cured cancer
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deltoraquest
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cancer doesn't make you bleed externallly...does it?
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onkii
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no, it doesn't. not generally, anyway.
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deltoraquest
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well I guess we cured the Ebola virus, I believe that makes you bleed spontaneously through any to all holes in your body (sweat glands, ears, nostrils, mouth even eyes
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onkii
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should we tell somebody about this?
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deltoraquest
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nah, science is smart, they'll figure it out soon
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onkii
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deltoraquest
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what is that from anyway?
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onkii
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aqua teen hunger force.
it's hand banana
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deltoraquest
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alrighty, I haven't watched that in...**** I don't know
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onkii
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i used to watch it when i was in junior high.. i'm out of high school now. now i feel old.
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