i think we just cured cancer - #67983559 added by onkii at Some pretty awesome facts 3

#193 - onkii

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(09/28/2012) [-]

solike... if i go piss, and cut my arm in the process.. i won't bleed?

#198 to #193 - deltoraquest

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(09/28/2012) [-]

no but you'll start bleeding when you're done

#199 to #198 - onkii

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(09/28/2012) [-]

what would happen if i surgically-implanted a machine that constantly filled my bladder with water, causing me to urinate forever? would i never bleed? how would i heal if i never bled?

#200 to #199 - deltoraquest

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(09/28/2012) [-]

well you would heal but when you urinate a magical physical sheild appears around your body keeping blood in you, so if you had a sever cut that would kill you before you healed, just attach yourself to this machine of yours and you will survive

#202 to #200 - onkii

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(09/28/2012) [-]

i think we just cured cancer

#205 to #202 - deltoraquest

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(09/28/2012) [-]

cancer doesn't make you bleed externallly...does it?

#208 to #205 - onkii

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(09/28/2012) [-]

no, it doesn't. not generally, anyway.

#210 to #208 - deltoraquest

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(09/28/2012) [-]

well I guess we cured the Ebola virus, I believe that makes you bleed spontaneously through any to all holes in your body (sweat glands, ears, nostrils, mouth even eyes

#214 to #210 - onkii

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(09/28/2012) [-]

should we tell somebody about this?

#215 to #214 - deltoraquest

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(09/28/2012) [-]

nah, science is smart, they'll figure it out soon

#216 to #215 - onkii

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