GTA 4 Logic!!. . Hello inmates I' m the new prison guard. My names Purrdye.. Seeing as I' m the new guy here. Why don' t you all introduce yourselves and tell m
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GTA 4 Logic!!

Hello inmates
I' m the new prison
guard. My names
Purrdye..
Seeing as I' m the new
guy here. Why don' t
you all introduce
yourselves and tell
me why your here
I' m Brutus Ralph
I beat my TV then
ate my wifes liver.
I' m in here for 10
years
I' m Julian Assange
Appartently I
raped some girl
in Sweden...
Oh and I also
hacked Into and
stole confidential
files from the US
Government
I' m in here for
My name, is Niko Bellic
I' m in here for killing
35163 people, stealing
26560 cars, assualting
53160 people, selling
it ll lilili and buying drugs on 17
lall-_ l i ll I' 'l dit different occasions,
l , i, drink driving and I also
robbed a bank.
I' m here for 5 mintues
...
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Submitted: 09/27/2012
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User avatar #2 - beanmaniac (09/27/2012) [+] (8 replies)
you have a really good lawyer in the GTA games
#221 - extremistavenger (09/27/2012) [+] (25 replies)
>Playing GTA IV    
>Shooting up random streets like an asshole    
>Take damage from a gun    
>No stars    
>See this pedestrian shooting at me    
>						****					 his 						****					 up with a micro SMG    
>He goes down    
>I go towards his position armed with a pistol    
>He's bleeding out    
>He says quietly, "Don't shoot man, I have a family"    
>OhGodWhatHaveIDone.jpg    
>Finger 						*******					 slips    
>Accidentally put him out of his misery    
>MFW I just killed a father who was just trying to stop a madman from terrorizing innocent people    
I didn't play GTA IV for 2 months after that
>Playing GTA IV
>Shooting up random streets like an asshole
>Take damage from a gun
>No stars
>See this pedestrian shooting at me
> **** his **** up with a micro SMG
>He goes down
>I go towards his position armed with a pistol
>He's bleeding out
>He says quietly, "Don't shoot man, I have a family"
>OhGodWhatHaveIDone.jpg
>Finger ******* slips
>Accidentally put him out of his misery
>MFW I just killed a father who was just trying to stop a madman from terrorizing innocent people
I didn't play GTA IV for 2 months after that
#111 - sweateagle (09/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#222 - shadowrated (09/27/2012) [-]
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Reminded me of this
#28 - erbos (09/27/2012) [+] (9 replies)
#119 - friendlysniff (09/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
No Roman. Now is not a good time to go bowling.
#40 - FJCommenter (09/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Hey Niko man when you get outta jail I wanna go bowling
#202 - stopdropandtroll (09/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Niko has no time for prison, he's supposed to be out there bowling with his cousin.
#137 - Deavas (09/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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oh. i thought it was gonna be some little girl saying
"i downloaded 5 songs off the interent and im here for life"
#208 - flomosho (09/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Drink driving and I also robbed a bank.   
   
Drink drinking and I also.   
   
Drink drinking.
Drink driving and I also robbed a bank.

Drink drinking and I also.

Drink drinking.
#39 - elemenohpe (09/27/2012) [-]
In an alternate universe...
#207 - inomonym (09/27/2012) [-]
HFW
#56 - obnoxygen (09/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I beat my TV.
#206 - yourmomtwothreetoo (09/27/2012) [-]
never read the title first
#316 - grimmwaters ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
#33 - zakvanloocke (09/27/2012) [+] (4 replies)
****					 the police
**** the police
#70 - realgooner (09/27/2012) [-]
Although Roman ask me to play darts, mostly. Little Jacob is more the bowling guy to me.
#212 - wegotabadasshere (09/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**wegotabadasshere rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Why Being a Man is Easy **

You should go to jail if you did this

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