GTA 4 Logic!!. . Hello inmates I' m the new prison guard. My names Purrdye.. Seeing as I' m the new guy here. Why don' t you all introduce yourselves and tell m
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GTA 4 Logic!!

Hello inmates
I' m the new prison
guard. My names
Purrdye..
Seeing as I' m the new
guy here. Why don' t
you all introduce
yourselves and tell
me why your here
I' m Brutus Ralph
I beat my TV then
ate my wifes liver.
I' m in here for 10
years
I' m Julian Assange
Appartently I
raped some girl
in Sweden...
Oh and I also
hacked Into and
stole confidential
files from the US
Government
I' m in here for
My name, is Niko Bellic
I' m in here for killing
35163 people, stealing
26560 cars, assualting
53160 people, selling
it ll lilili and buying drugs on 17
lall-_ l i ll I' 'l dit different occasions,
l , i, drink driving and I also
robbed a bank.
I' m here for 5 mintues
...
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User avatar #322 to #111 - jaggedherp ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
In the middle of a ******* shootout with the cops, Roman calls
"Ehh Niko let's go bowling!"
"Cousin not now I have **** to do"
******* die while on phone. **** you Roman
User avatar #2 - beanmaniac (09/27/2012) [-]
you have a really good lawyer in the GTA games
#74 to #2 - ohhyesbabyohhyes (09/27/2012) [-]
Your lawyer in GTA games.
User avatar #173 to #74 - sommerli (09/27/2012) [-]
finaly someone that watches Suits on this site. to many kids on here that cannot relate.
#14 to #2 - Hayzer (09/27/2012) [-]
It's this guy.
User avatar #30 to #14 - anthraxpotato (09/27/2012) [-]
Better call Saul!
#244 to #14 - trognation (09/28/2012) [-]
Bitch, please
#28 - erbos (09/27/2012) [-]
User avatar #100 to #28 - phoenix grinder (09/27/2012) [-]
I've got that in my PS 2 right now

Vice time
User avatar #110 to #28 - amoussa (09/27/2012) [-]
It's so ironic how the black guy can swim
#32 to #28 - madmanmatty (09/27/2012) [-]
I know that feel bro
User avatar #113 to #32 - retardedboss ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
You try to swim in 1/2 ton mjolnir armor.
It can't be too buoyant now can it?
User avatar #133 to #113 - primerpower (09/27/2012) [-]
1 tonne*
User avatar #135 to #133 - retardedboss ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
"In its final phase the MJOLNIR battlesuit weighs half a ton, or 1000 Lbs and when in use, is a fully neural-linked system."
From the halo wikki.
halo.wikia.com/wiki/MJOLNIR_Powered_Assault_Armor
User avatar #139 to #135 - primerpower (09/27/2012) [-]
the picture is from halo 2 or in that area (duelwield smgs) that time it was descibed to be 1 tonne (not sure if metric or imperial)

Source: Booklet that came with the game
User avatar #142 to #139 - retardedboss ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
Ah, well I was just stating my source. A metric tonne is pretty damn close to an imperial ton. like 200 pounds difference. Either way my original point stands; it probably isn't easy to swim in.
User avatar #145 to #142 - primerpower (09/27/2012) [-]
That is true and i also stated my source but never the less 1 tonne or 1/2 ton its not going to be easy to swim
#221 - extremistavenger (09/27/2012) [-]
>Playing GTA IV    
>Shooting up random streets like an asshole    
>Take damage from a gun    
>No stars    
>See this pedestrian shooting at me    
>			****		 his 			****		 up with a micro SMG    
>He goes down    
>I go towards his position armed with a pistol    
>He's bleeding out    
>He says quietly, "Don't shoot man, I have a family"    
>OhGodWhatHaveIDone.jpg    
>Finger 			*******		 slips    
>Accidentally put him out of his misery    
>MFW I just killed a father who was just trying to stop a madman from terrorizing innocent people    
I didn't play GTA IV for 2 months after that
>Playing GTA IV
>Shooting up random streets like an asshole
>Take damage from a gun
>No stars
>See this pedestrian shooting at me
> **** his **** up with a micro SMG
>He goes down
>I go towards his position armed with a pistol
>He's bleeding out
>He says quietly, "Don't shoot man, I have a family"
>OhGodWhatHaveIDone.jpg
>Finger ******* slips
>Accidentally put him out of his misery
>MFW I just killed a father who was just trying to stop a madman from terrorizing innocent people
I didn't play GTA IV for 2 months after that
User avatar #253 to #221 - TheFixer (09/28/2012) [-]
copypasta
still cool
#257 to #253 - extremistavenger (09/28/2012) [-]
Actually, it's my old, original comment. I just felt like sharing it again.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4069860/GTA+Logic/20#20
User avatar #308 to #257 - TheFixer (09/28/2012) [-]
technically doesnt that make it a copypasta? its something that existed before and you copy and pasted im almost 100% sure you didnt take the time to type it out a second time, the reason i say almost is to account for the posibility that you did write it all out again. also im sure other people have used it as well cause ive seen it on like every GTA post. i mean dont get me wrong, i send my congrats to you that you made a popular thing thats gets copied.
#310 to #308 - extremistavenger (09/28/2012) [-]
If it is deemed copypasta, then I am proud to claim it my copypasta.
If it is deemed copypasta, then I am proud to claim it my copypasta.
User avatar #312 to #310 - TheFixer (09/28/2012) [-]
alrighty than it is done, this copypasta will eventually reach /b/ (either by your or my actions or a random anon) and they will love it or hate it (probably hate it cause /b/ hates everything.)
User avatar #261 to #257 - CobraStrike (09/28/2012) [-]
Sorry, that makes you a thumb whoring faggot.
#265 to #261 - extremistavenger (09/28/2012) [-]
Are you seriously that much of an ignorant asshole?
You ever stop to think that I just thought that maybe people would enjoy my comment because they've never seen it the first time? I really don't give two ***** about thumbs, not like I can buy a ******* house or car with them, grow up.
You want someone to bark at? Go take it to the users who do literally nothing but roll images and get thumbs for practically nothing, they are the cancer of the comment section.
Good day to you.
User avatar #274 to #261 - dapianoman (09/28/2012) [-]
Well in his defense, he wasn't asking for thumbs or anything.
User avatar #287 to #274 - CobraStrike (09/28/2012) [-]
He knows why he posted it....He won't admit it here, but he does. Its the same thing as if you just post your own content again.

You can say you aren't doing it for thumbs, but then what? Are you doing it just to make people laugh? And how do you know if you succeeded at that? THUMBS. So yes, its always for the ******* thumbs. If 100 people thumbed it down, but I told him that every single person i've ever showed it too laughed their ass off, he wouldn't post it again.

I don't know why I try things like this anymore lol. Maybe I like being thumbed down? You are always going to lose if you do this with a comment or content with a bunch of thumbs, because passers by see the +50 thumbs and say "HEY, THAT MUST BE THE MOST INTELLIGENT, FUNNY GUY HERE! EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS LAW AND ALL PEOPLE WHO OPPOSE HIM HAVE NO ******* CLUE WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT".

Yet, I still do it.
User avatar #292 to #287 - dapianoman (09/28/2012) [-]
I don't really have time to read all of that but I feel you have a valid point, so good day sir and have a nice life.
User avatar #295 to #292 - CobraStrike (09/28/2012) [-]
I bet if it had +50 thumbs you would read it?.......

;)
User avatar #299 to #295 - dapianoman (09/28/2012) [-]
Someone's thumbing all of your comments down..
User avatar #303 to #299 - CobraStrike (09/28/2012) [-]
They have to find someone to hate in a comment argument. It seems I will have to be that person since I started this argument down 50 thumbs, lol.
User avatar #298 to #295 - dapianoman (09/28/2012) [-]
I skimmed through it a bit, but if it had 50 thumbs I'd definitely read it, because that's what thumbs are for, isn't it?
#328 to #287 - onceapiece (09/28/2012) [-]
Just because he wants people to laugh doesn't mean he is looking for thumbs. You are probably right that he wouldn't repost it even if everyone you showed it to laughed, because he has physical evidence of 100 people who disliked it enough to thumb it down, yet going off of what you said that shouldn't have happened, so he has no reason to trust you. Besides, if you are butthurt about people thumbing you down and disagreeing with you, how about you start using thumbs for what they are meant for? When you call somebody a faggot with no basis other than that they reposted something, of course people will disagree with you, especially if it is funny and something he himself made. It's like calling a preacher an attention-whore because he repeated a sermon he made up a long time ago.
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#234 to #221 - greatcornholio (09/28/2012) [-]
the feels..
the feels..
#240 to #221 - hakusprite **User deleted account** (09/28/2012) [-]
That's ******* ice cold man.
#243 to #240 - extremistavenger (09/28/2012) [-]
I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.
Besides, (image)
#289 to #279 - arbazio (09/28/2012) [-]
That makes about as much sense as a pickled buttplug.
That makes about as much sense as a pickled buttplug.
#250 to #240 - bladebites (09/28/2012) [-]
Okay, so I saw the picture. I didn't notice the caption. I then proceeded to comment on your post, saying none other than the exact 			*******		 caption. I then read the caption, and now I feel like an idiot.
Okay, so I saw the picture. I didn't notice the caption. I then proceeded to comment on your post, saying none other than the exact ******* caption. I then read the caption, and now I feel like an idiot.
#285 to #250 - arbazio (09/28/2012) [-]
Here, have this pic. It is relevant to your comment, but I hope you won't have to use it again ;)
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#202 - stopdropandtroll (09/27/2012) [-]
Niko has no time for prison, he's supposed to be out there bowling with his cousin.
+5
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#137 - Deavas (09/27/2012) [-]
This image has expired
oh. i thought it was gonna be some little girl saying
"i downloaded 5 songs off the interent and im here for life"
#152 to #137 - anon (09/27/2012) [-]
Feel 'em all. Kinda gay,I know,but it would match [url deleted] least,OP wouldn't mind it.
+5
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User avatar #146 to #138 - thisisrarity (09/27/2012) [-]
Kill them johnny, Kill them all
#119 - friendlysniff (09/27/2012) [-]
No Roman. Now is not a good time to go bowling.
#40 - FJCommenter (09/27/2012) [-]
Hey Niko man when you get outta jail I wanna go bowling
#52 to #40 - missledick (09/27/2012) [-]
TITTIES COUSIN!
#207 - inomonym (09/27/2012) [-]
HFW
#56 - obnoxygen (09/27/2012) [-]
I beat my TV.
#77 to #56 - iamphoenix (09/27/2012) [-]
he was watching season six of Dexter
#222 - shadowrated (09/27/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Reminded me of this
#70 - realgooner (09/27/2012) [-]
Although Roman ask me to play darts, mostly. Little Jacob is more the bowling guy to me.
#39 - elemenohpe (09/27/2012) [-]
In an alternate universe...
#232 - cabohernandez (09/28/2012) [-]
he is like Kenny... can't die
he is like Kenny... can't die
#208 - flomosho (09/27/2012) [-]
Drink driving and I also robbed a bank.   
   
Drink drinking and I also.   
   
Drink drinking.
Drink driving and I also robbed a bank.

Drink drinking and I also.

Drink drinking.
#210 to #208 - anon (09/27/2012) [-]
you still ****** up on your comment
#211 to #210 - flomosho (09/27/2012) [-]
You do not get it do you.
You do not get it do you.
#330 to #210 - flomosho (09/28/2012) [-]
OH GAWD I FEEL STOOPID ARGH O0AJDWIOPAJOIWAPIODWA00010001010101
OH GAWD I FEEL STOOPID ARGH O0AJDWIOPAJOIWAPIODWA00010001010101
#206 - yourmomtwothreetoo (09/27/2012) [-]
never read the title first
#316 - grimmwaters ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
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