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#2 - stevestevestevetwo
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(09/27/2012) [-]
CEPT DOSE GOD DAMN MONGORIANS! TEAR DOWN MY CITY WARR!
#190 to #2 - minituree
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(09/27/2012) [-]
#221 to #190 - wirecred
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(09/27/2012) [-]
Mongorians*
#313 to #221 - rockamekishiko
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(09/28/2012) [-]
that guy is chinese, it is the japanese who can't pronounce the L.
#330 to #313 - anonyrnoose
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(09/28/2012) [-]
You're stupid.
#319 to #313 - wirecred
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(09/28/2012) [-]
well, my Chinese friend still has a little bit of and accent and he pronounces L as r
#10 to #2 - eonsmashface
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(09/27/2012) [-]
****** warr*

I love this character most of all.
#3 - breakfastlunch
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(09/27/2012) [-]
Disney, on the other hand...
#12 - insanemanoo
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(09/27/2012) [-]
Kyle: Shut up fat boy.
Cartman: Hey, don't call me fat you ******* Jew.
Mr.Garrison: ERIC! did you just say the "F" word.
Cartman: What, Jew?
Kyle: No he's talking about "****". You can't say "****" in school you ****** fatass.
Mr.Garrison: KYLE!
Cartman: Why the **** not.
Mr.Garrison: ERIC!
Stan: Dude, you just said "****" again.
Mr.Garrison: STANLEY!
Kenny: (muffled) ****
Mr.Garrison: KENNY!
Cartman: What's the big deal, it doesn't hurt anybody. **** ******* **** **** ****.
Mr.Garrison: HOW WOULD YO LIKE TO GO SEE THE SCHOOL COUNSELOR!
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls.
Mr. Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!!!
Cartman: I'm sorry, what I meant to say was. (pulls out megaphone) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS MR.GARRISON.
Stan: Holy **** dude.
I've seen that movie way to many times....BUT ITS SO ******* FUNNY.
#258 to #12 - mikimoose
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(09/27/2012) [-]
what movie is that from?
what movie is that from?
#268 to #258 - insanemanoo
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(09/27/2012) [-]
South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
#287 to #268 - mikimoose
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(09/27/2012) [-]
thanks!
thanks!
#193 to #12 - robotgoose
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#326 to #12 - jandersoninbbb
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(09/28/2012) [-]
one of my friends from elementary school had this entire quote as his text tone, so it isn't funny anymore :(
#13 to #12 - thefunnyside
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(09/27/2012) [-]
This is by far my favorite part of SP
#32 to #12 - NataliePsycho
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(09/27/2012) [-]
"Cartman: I'm sorry, what I meant to say was. (pulls out megaphone) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS MR.GARRISON. "

Actually it's "Oh I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry; actually, what I said was- (Pulls out megaphone) Ahem- How would you like to suck my balls, Mr Garrison.

Sorry for being Sir Buzzkillington, but I've watched the movie too many times.
#215 to #32 - ienjoyrofling
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(09/27/2012) [-]
Not picking on you specifically, but you remind me so much of this guy I used to know. He was such a ******* quote nazi. Like if a show said something along the lines of "And then I ate, like, 4 apples." and you said 3 by accident, he'd be like 'HAHAHAHAHA-it's actually 3 though-HAHAHAHAHA.' That **** got to me, one of the many reasons we don't talk anymore.   
   
   
And it's okay about being Buzzkillington, I don't hate you THAT much.
Not picking on you specifically, but you remind me so much of this guy I used to know. He was such a ******* quote nazi. Like if a show said something along the lines of "And then I ate, like, 4 apples." and you said 3 by accident, he'd be like 'HAHAHAHAHA-it's actually 3 though-HAHAHAHAHA.' That **** got to me, one of the many reasons we don't talk anymore.


And it's okay about being Buzzkillington, I don't hate you THAT much.
#51 - thethread
Reply +33
(09/27/2012) [-]
South Park just truly believes that no matter your race, creed, religion or social standing; everyone everywhere sucks equally.
#52 to #51 - ReLigion
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(09/27/2012) [-]
south park is a religion?
south park is a religion?
#53 to #52 - thethread
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(09/27/2012) [-]
No, but you are.
#54 to #53 - ReLigion
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(09/27/2012) [-]
thanks my child
thanks my child
#62 to #54 - thethread
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(09/27/2012) [-]
If you look closely, everything we have been saying has been posted inside of one of me.
#74 to #52 - totallynotmiggo
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(09/27/2012) [-]
Didnt south park come up with the whole flying spaghetti monster thing?

It was at least mentioned in an episode but I'm not sure if originates from that.
#167 to #74 - thethread
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(09/27/2012) [-]
I think that that actucally was a fake religion that came about before that called Pastafarienism.
#158 to #51 - EKcEntRIC
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(09/27/2012) [-]
a belief we should all embrace
#56 to #51 - kgs
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(09/27/2012) [-]
Why do you have to be such a god damn jew?!
#59 to #56 - thethread
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(09/27/2012) [-]
Something to do with your being a ****** my good chum.
#156 - frankyninefour
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(09/27/2012) [-]
any minority has the right to be discriminated!
#95 - twatmissile
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(09/27/2012) [-]
So the most politically incorrect show.... is the most politically correct show

And on that bombshell its time to end tonight, everybody! Goodnight!
#166 - durkadurka ONLINE
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(09/27/2012) [-]
Comedy is so much better when you aren't afraid of making fun of anyone, including yourself. South Park has always done a great job of it.
#328 - ahj
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(09/28/2012) [-]
mmm, your tears are so sweet, racially sensitive people
mmm, your tears are so sweet, racially sensitive people
#233 - pokemonstheshiz
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(09/27/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure this man has made fun of everything at some point
#239 to #233 - heartlessrobot ONLINE
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(09/27/2012) [-]
This image has expired
So has this guy.
#181 - momothebear ONLINE
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(09/27/2012) [-]
... or... other beliefs.
#199 to #181 - tonydalion
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(09/27/2012) [-]
>Religion
#201 to #199 - momothebear ONLINE
Reply +5
(09/27/2012) [-]
You call ******** from your mouth a religion?
#214 to #201 - buzzkillen
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(09/27/2012) [-]
Basically :P jk
#222 to #214 - momothebear ONLINE
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(09/27/2012) [-]
And now you got me thinking about church of fudge.... damn you!
#226 to #222 - buzzkillen
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(09/27/2012) [-]
or the Church of the Fonz
or the Church of the Fonz
#227 to #226 - momothebear ONLINE
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(09/27/2012) [-]
EHHHHH
#208 to #201 - tonydalion
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(09/27/2012) [-]
No... I call religion an organized set of beliefs observed by a group of people. I think you're misconstruing religion with religious people. (I.E. The members Westboro Baptist Church.)

Religion isn't a bad thing until you start taking everything literally. It supplies the average person with a set of morals to live by, and a source of strength to live off of. A lot of people mis-read that.

For the record, I'm Athiest. I don't believe in any higher dieties, but I respect people who do.
#216 to #208 - momothebear ONLINE
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(09/27/2012) [-]
I think you're just misundertanding the meaning of "other" beliefs. When I said "other" belief i meant something NOT religious such as believing you can **** from your mouth, that you can bounce off your cancerous testicles, that Disney is trying to have pre-teen girls to have sex, chtulu and that canadians really say "aboot".