Why Birthdays rule. . CANDY THANKSGIVING = Rolcll DIETS NEW YEAR = DRINKS VALENTINE = git BIRTHDAY = All THE ANNE. >implying people here have sex


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#76 - haxorman (09/27/2012) [-]
>implying people here have sex
#78 to #76 - Nomelicious (09/27/2012) [-]
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#127 - devilmay (09/27/2012) [-]
#143 to #127 - itzsquiggle (09/27/2012) [-]
It's my life :'3 you know me so well dude...
User avatar #133 to #127 - mylazy ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
I feel like the "Fap and Cry" should be put next to Valentines instead of birthday.
User avatar #138 to #133 - devilmay (09/27/2012) [-]
Getting a year older and still nothing changed...
#1 - lip (09/26/2012) [-]
Haloween = Nothing
Thanksgiving = food
Christmas = nothing
New Year = nothing
Valentines = Nothing
Birthday = food

My life is void of anything but food...
#92 to #1 - anon (09/27/2012) [-]
#96 to #92 - lip (09/27/2012) [-]
#12 - SquishyHaribo (09/27/2012) [-]
I was never allowed to go trick or treating, my parents didn't like the idea of going round people's houses and asking for sweets

mfw their compromise was that I was allowed to dress up and hand sweets out
#114 - theawkwardbros (09/27/2012) [-]
**theawkwardbros rolled a random image posted in comment #577 at AIDS **

<MFW I get all on my birthday
#135 - walkingdisaster (09/27/2012) [-]
Yea, sure...
Yea, sure...
#75 - alwaysreadthetags (09/27/2012) [-]
unfortunately my birthdays on valentines day and I've never had sex.

im going to die alone...
#95 to #75 - redflame (09/27/2012) [-]
You can change that ( The dying alone part).
User avatar #116 to #95 - alwaysreadthetags (09/27/2012) [-]
yeah, im working on it. I'm actually on an online dating site if you don't believe it.
User avatar #115 to #75 - sherealkiller (09/27/2012) [-]
Don't worry, we like you <3
User avatar #6 - codyxvasco (09/27/2012) [-]
How about sit in my room alone with a slice of cake wishing I had a friend to celebrate my birthday with..

I like that better.
User avatar #7 to #6 - novabird (09/27/2012) [-]
i havn't had a birthday party since i was 16, now i'm 26 almost 27.
User avatar #8 to #7 - codyxvasco (09/27/2012) [-]
I haven't had a birthday party since I was 8.

My parent's just stopped letting me have them.
User avatar #9 to #8 - novabird (09/27/2012) [-]
well that sucks. then again it still beats having your parents trick you into going to a restaurant where they sing happy birthday to you as loud as humanly possible.
User avatar #10 to #9 - codyxvasco (09/27/2012) [-]
I'd love that though!
User avatar #11 to #10 - novabird (09/27/2012) [-]
interesting, most people really hate that, me included, then again i hate singing. still not as evil as what my ex boss would do, when a manager would transfer away, she would hire a person in a gorilla suit dubbed the love monkey to give them a lap dance and some chocolate roses right in front of the customers, i made it a point to hide when she did this on my work days just in case(it was at a taco bell).
#13 to #11 - summin ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #168 to #137 - novabird (09/28/2012) [-]
you're kidding right?!
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User avatar #173 to #170 - novabird (09/28/2012) [-]
let me guess, your really far from southern oregon(i'm stuck in klamath falls)? there's places where i live that will sing happy birthday and give you a free desert just as long as you bought some food, my parents restaurant also does this(it's against the rules for me to use the name online though), the closest thing i do to partying is to go out target shooting, fishing and exploring the forest with my friends but that's done almost every month.
btw how old are you? i'm 26.
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User avatar #176 to #175 - novabird (09/28/2012) [-]
young is a matter of perspective, I'm very old for my age but i look way younger than i am, people in my bloodline don't age like they are supposed to, my mom looks like she is almost the same age as me plus 5 years, i look like I'm 18. out of curiosity have you asked your parents why they have never had a b-day party for you? sometimes simply asking is the best solution.
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User avatar #179 to #178 - novabird (09/30/2012) [-]
well that sucks. i bet you could plan something with your friends with little cost involved, then again... do they at least observe christmas? if not then they are very poor or they don't want to spend their money(cheap). iv'e been debating saving my money for just xmas so everyone gets bigger gifts, i usually only give out 1 per a person but it's usually something they can't find easily or something rare. i also give out some of the stones i have cut as well and occasionaly i will give out some of my other goods that have been created and that could be anything. here's a post showing some of my work.
User avatar #180 to #179 - novabird (09/30/2012) [-]
my parents don't discuss income with me, yours are probably the same in that regard. but to be honest that's none of my business. i'm currently calculating basic shipping fees for that area though because i send a lot of stuff and buy a lot of stuff in that area using ebay.
User avatar #177 to #176 - novabird (09/28/2012) [-]
if the crime is that bad there i would move out at all costs. klamath falls is a ****** place to live with almost nothing to do and mostly drug related crimes but there's almost 20 places to fish and many more to hunt within 100-200 miles or less and there's good bass, croppy, salmon and trout fishing and awesome hunting if you know someone like me or my friends who know the best spots, i almost scored a cougar the other day by my truck while fishing but it wouldn't come out where i could see it more clearly.
User avatar #14 to #6 - grandtoast (09/27/2012) [-]
my birthday is always in februar when the snow is like 1meter high, so no one wants to come to my birthday parties when it snows.. last Birthday party was with 8-9.. when there was 1 februar with less snow.. anyway i hate birthdays..
User avatar #169 to #14 - novabird (09/28/2012) [-]
mine's nov 16, seems kinda lazy by my standards, then again i'm one of those people who show up when asked no matter how bad the weather is, just as long as it's not over 30 miles due to the cost of fuel, walking limit is 5 miles because i can't move much due to a condition, but that's what they made snowmobiles for.
#140 - mytrakytra (09/27/2012) [-]
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Sex on Valentines day? I don't even get it to begin with.
#123 - mlpmeh (09/27/2012) [-]
Diabetic stomach stapled no family not 21 yet and single.
Wow **** me.
#71 - bacabac (09/27/2012) [-]
Halloween: I'm a dog
Thanksgiving: I'm a dog
Christmas: I'm a dog
New Years: I'm a dog
Valentines: I'm a dog
#69 - lopaa ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
The only sex i get on my birthday is from my hand
#59 - yuknowherpderp (09/27/2012) [-]
**yuknowherpderp rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at Sure we will..... ** what I got for my birthday
#121 - yuknowherpderp (09/27/2012) [-]
**yuknowherpderp rolled a random image posted in comment #446511 at Item Discussion ** What I got on my birthday
#146 - anon (09/27/2012) [-]
Halloween = Candy and Fap
Thanksgiving = Turkey and Fap
Christmas = Gifts and Fap
New Year = Group Fap
Valentines = Fap Fap Fap
Birthday = Fap and FB notifications
#165 to #146 - anon (09/27/2012) [-]
THANK YOU, This is more like it!
User avatar #144 - chyno (09/27/2012) [-]
ha, today is my birthday
User avatar #166 to #144 - chyno (09/27/2012) [-]
haha thanks
#149 to #144 - milfordcubicle (09/27/2012) [-]
happy birthday
happy birthday
User avatar #150 to #144 - bananza (09/27/2012) [-]
Happy birthday!
#152 to #144 - chilleh (09/27/2012) [-]
happy birthday. :)
#120 - iamnotfromhere (09/27/2012) [-]
And if you don't have girlfriend ?
#82 - iamphoenix (09/27/2012) [-]
And all from your family, OP.
User avatar #87 to #82 - thatreallycoolguy (09/27/2012) [-]
Nah, just his father and uncle.
#15 - mrsonic (09/27/2012) [-]
Halloween: Doesn't take place here
Thanksgiving: Same
Christmas: Our family is too poor for that
New year: Nothing special ever happened
Valentine: foreveralone.jpg
Birthday: Just a family party
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