Open the god damn car. . ml- Verizon .. t Messages So I just very angrily tried to get in my car because it wouldn' t unlock, even going as far as trying to unl wrong car
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Open the god damn car

Tags: wrong | car
ml- Verizon ..
t Messages
So I just very angrily tried
to get in my car because it
wouldn' t unlock, even
going as far as trying to
unlock it with my key, until
I wasn' t my
car. I also didn' t realize
there was a woman sitting
in the drivers seat the
entire time until she
started driving away as I
walked away. I was
officially given the " you' re
******* crazy" look from a
random stranger.
Sep 24, 2012, 7: 00 PM
Omg that' s hilarious r
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#29 - tealkangaroo (09/27/2012) [-]
One time, I was walking to school and it was windy so I checked my reflection in a parked car's tinted windows. After about 20 seconds of trying to fix up my hair, the window rolled down and the guys in the drivers seat looked at me and said "You look fine".

mfw
#33 to #29 - drastronomy ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
One time, i was riding my bicycle like a european, when a car drove past me. Inside was a guy in a skirt and pink shirt and his dog. He stopped and asked me if i know any schools around the area.
Mfw
#9 - Hidnight (09/27/2012) [-]
>>Walking in the city
>>Feel a little sick
>>Look into the reflection of a car window for 2 minutes
>>Realize that there is someone in the car
>>They're petrified.
mfw
#8 - pinkiepieisacock (09/27/2012) [-]
"Omg thats hilarious"
#53 - Codyguana (09/27/2012) [-]
Quick, everyone start making up stories about embarrassing things that have happened to you involving other people's car to fit in with this post!
User avatar #66 to #53 - haunterbrony (09/27/2012) [-]
One day a car flipped me

I threw spaghetti at it
#27 - grimmwaters ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
I guess you were driven mad.
I guess you were driven mad.
#4 - kampi (09/26/2012) [-]
Is that a preview of the iPhone 6?
Is that a preview of the iPhone 6?
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#46 to #7 - cjasper (09/27/2012) [-]
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#17 to #7 - okemanresu (09/27/2012) [-]
wha?
wha?
#35 to #7 - warbarbie (09/27/2012) [-]
the length of the screen
#39 to #4 - whiteniggers (09/27/2012) [-]
Are you talking about the length of the screen?

This **** fits on an iPhone 4 screen just fine....

Or am I missing a joke here?
#52 - iFail (09/27/2012) [-]
>Be about 8.
>Older sibling was about 13.
>Car is parked outside shop.
>Racing for front seat.
>See car.
>Charge towards it.
>Pounce on the passenger door.
>Open a bit until I see an old women in the driver seat.
> ******* terrified.
>Close door and run away, elder sibling can't run due to laughter.
>Get front seat.
>MFW
User avatar #18 - victoryismine (09/27/2012) [-]
Even going as far as using my key.



How else do you get into your car?
#19 to #18 - olineadi (09/27/2012) [-]
Remote controll?
User avatar #49 to #19 - elise (09/27/2012) [-]
control*
or was the joke to have troll in there?
User avatar #50 to #49 - elise (09/27/2012) [-]
nevermind, i read the comment below explaining. have a good day sir.
User avatar #20 to #19 - victoryismine (09/27/2012) [-]
But that is technically still a key.
#21 to #20 - olineadi (09/27/2012) [-]
No, it is technically still a remote controll (with a key attached), as far as I'm concerned.
User avatar #22 to #21 - victoryismine (09/27/2012) [-]
It unlocks your key, it is a type of key.

Also, you're spelling CONTROL wrong.
#24 to #22 - olineadi (09/27/2012) [-]
Fair enough.
I might argue that I spelt it as I did because it highlights the "troll" part...but I'd be lying.
Thanks for pointing it out.
User avatar #23 to #22 - victoryismine (09/27/2012) [-]
*Unlocks your car.
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#13 - poopyloopy (09/27/2012) [-]
>Sitting in the parking lot   
>Very fine and dandy   
>Some dude walks up and starts pulling at my side   
>Dude get the 			****		 off me   
>Next he starts jabbing me really hard   
>watrudoinstahp.jpg   
>He walks away like nothing happened   
>I leave feeling harassed and violated
>Sitting in the parking lot
>Very fine and dandy
>Some dude walks up and starts pulling at my side
>Dude get the **** off me
>Next he starts jabbing me really hard
>watrudoinstahp.jpg
>He walks away like nothing happened
>I leave feeling harassed and violated
#62 - umzar (09/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #64 - radroach (09/27/2012) [-]
ermahgerd it's fake it's automatically unfunny
#60 - pablotheescobar (09/27/2012) [-]
**pablotheescobar rolled a random image posted in comment #195 at Please ** this is also ********
#54 - euanmcevil (09/27/2012) [-]
what complete ********
User avatar #43 - sethperson (09/27/2012) [-]
A few minutes later she thinks, "Maybe I am crazy."
User avatar #51 to #43 - thebritishguy (09/27/2012) [-]
and then she realises she is a dog
User avatar #61 to #51 - doctorflabbergast (09/27/2012) [-]
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
#36 - thejustice (09/27/2012) [-]
**thejustice rolled a random image posted in comment #807314 at MLP Friendly Board **
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#56 - owendwf (09/27/2012) [-]
omg thats hilarious   
   
omg thats photoshopped
omg thats hilarious

omg thats photoshopped
#44 - mokeyking (09/27/2012) [-]
**mokeyking rolled a random image posted in comment #119 at 15 reasons to NOT be a vegetarian ** Hfw
#42 - falloutfanatic ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
**falloutfanatic rolled a random image posted in comment #435295 at Item Discussion ** MFW
User avatar #32 - remsaman (09/27/2012) [-]
The other week i was walking through a parking lot, staring into space as i usually do when i have nothing on my mind, i stopped to wait for a car to pass and forgot to keep walking and ended up standing still, staring into nothing. After about 4 minutes or so(i wasnt counting. rough estimate.) i stopped, shook my head in a cliche 'just came out of a trance' fashion, and looked at where i was staring.

there was a woman in the car i was staring at, looking at me worringly with her hands trembling, slowly raising a phone to hear ear and whispering into it.

i ran.
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