Damn it Scotty!. Not mine, found it funny, thumb either way .. It's not a tractor beam, you get teleported, therefore, the "I" wouldn't go up like that. pic unrelated
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#20 - mrvolbeat (09/26/2012) [-]
Quite related
User avatar #22 to #20 - peacerocker (09/26/2012) [-]
was that in a best buy in toledo?
User avatar #35 to #22 - BadManTaliban (09/26/2012) [-]
Toledo Ohio?
User avatar #41 to #35 - peacerocker (09/26/2012) [-]
yeah
#43 to #41 - BadManTaliban (09/26/2012) [-]
Hello neighbor. what part of town if you dont mind me asking?
#53 to #43 - BadManTaliban (09/26/2012) [-]
i get thumbs but no reply....
User avatar #61 to #53 - brianhanerjr (09/26/2012) [-]
Damn. Two FJers almost could have had a possible chance of maybe meeting each other IRL
User avatar #92 to #61 - BadManTaliban (09/27/2012) [-]
sad thing is, i probably know them because toledo is small enough....
User avatar #111 to #92 - brianhanerjr (09/27/2012) [-]
Yeah...
User avatar #116 to #111 - peacerocker (09/28/2012) [-]
this is so cool
User avatar #117 to #92 - peacerocker (09/28/2012) [-]
do you live around Maumee/ Monclova
User avatar #118 to #117 - BadManTaliban (09/29/2012) [-]
nope. i live over by Start HS
User avatar #23 to #20 - iamthatoneguy (09/26/2012) [-]
Later on
I took a chance
Tried to Fart
And **** my pants
#45 - ipoood (09/26/2012) [-]
reminded me of this gif
reminded me of this gif
User avatar #49 to #45 - tariv (09/26/2012) [-]
BUT THERE'S A ROLL RIGHT BEHIND HIM!
#11 - zefunny (09/26/2012) [-]
It's not a tractor beam, you get teleported, therefore, the "I" wouldn't go up like that. pic unrelated
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#1 - dafuqz (09/26/2012) [-]
shirt?
#69 - CrazymnMassah (09/27/2012) [-]
SAW it coming
User avatar #95 to #69 - dampotatos (09/27/2012) [-]
i will clean my ass with the "let's play a game" paper ._.
User avatar #110 to #95 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
its covered in cactus needles
#55 - Elderly Man (09/26/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#36 - thatsmevictory (09/26/2012) [-]
Kirk
Or
Picard?
User avatar #68 to #36 - katypower (09/27/2012) [-]
In the movie, Spock.
User avatar #77 to #36 - thepartygod ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
Han Solo
User avatar #38 to #36 - thenewgizmobox (09/26/2012) [-]
or.
#63 - Cal (09/27/2012) [-]
SHE CANNAE TAKE ANYMORE CAP'N!
User avatar #19 - eminempackerfan (09/26/2012) [-]
I wrote that on the wall in my school, there were some ridiclous answers
User avatar #102 - avyon (09/27/2012) [-]
hear i sit, taking a **** , and having a really rough time.
i push and push, and strain my tush, but all that i get is green slime.
I pushed and pushed, but started to contemplate
Should I finish this dump, or should I masturbate
i groaned and cowered, shaking a bit, trying so hard not to cry
if i continue to strain my bowels like this, i'll lose my intestines and die
as i pushed, my muscles strained, my knuckles began to crack,
and as i shat, from the water came the god damn splash back.
my ass now covered with water from this filthy crap filled bowl,
but i push some more and soon beads of sweat begin to roll.
So I try as I might, In this fair fight, To take a massive dump
I finally do it, Hurrah I say! In the water, the crap goes thump
my intestines spasim, my sphincter aches, and with a mighty shake,
a rocket turd flys out my ass and causes my toilet to break.
So on to attempts, I devised a new plan to get the **** out inside
I used lotion as lube and shoved my fist up, and prepared for a wild ride.
i pushed and pushed, but nothing came out, groaning i stood on the seat
i stuck up a finger and dragged out that **** , that feeling has made me complete
but during my caper, i discovered no paper, not one single sheet.
but i could not linger, so i used my finger, and wiped it on the seat.
#106 to #102 - arbazio (09/27/2012) [-]
... to say the least
User avatar #108 to #102 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
i love this person with my entire being
User avatar #12 - mutilatedjello (09/26/2012) [-]
except he never said "beam me up scotty"
User avatar #14 to #12 - semisane (09/26/2012) [-]
Once a phrase is attributed to a character and it catches on in pop culture, its very existence in the original context becomes irrelevant.
It's elementary, my dear Watson.
#16 to #14 - grahamsayshi (09/26/2012) [-]
You. I like you.
#84 to #14 - breakfastlunch (09/27/2012) [-]
Very good.  If someone doesn't get it, Sherlock Holmes' most famous quote is "Elementary, my dear Watson."  Ironically, he never said that particular phrase (though, if you read the stories and novels, you notice that he says "Elementary" and "My dear Watson" quite a lot, but never together.)
Very good. If someone doesn't get it, Sherlock Holmes' most famous quote is "Elementary, my dear Watson." Ironically, he never said that particular phrase (though, if you read the stories and novels, you notice that he says "Elementary" and "My dear Watson" quite a lot, but never together.)
#3 - anon (09/26/2012) [-]
Thanks for the lol!
User avatar #4 - Loon (09/26/2012) [-]
This made my day! :D
#94 - arbazio (09/27/2012) [-]
He... he didn't get to wipe.....
He... he didn't get to wipe.....
User avatar #99 to #94 - heartlessrobot (09/27/2012) [-]
It was probably also dripping as he went up.
#101 - ohitshim (09/27/2012) [-]
**ohitshim rolls 11**
#103 to #101 - ohitshim (09/27/2012) [-]
**** me
#97 - dampotatos (09/27/2012) [-]
:3
:3
#71 - ragingflamingos (09/27/2012) [-]
The result on the ground.
#89 - sweateagle (09/27/2012) [-]
Last time I heard this I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.
Last time I heard this I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.
User avatar #109 to #89 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
last time i read that comment i fell off of eve
#78 - thegreenwenie (09/27/2012) [-]
his face when
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