Damn it Scotty!. Not mine, found it funny, thumb either way .. It's not a tractor beam, you get teleported, therefore, the "I" wouldn't go up like that. pic unrelated Damn it Scotty! Not mine found funny thumb either way It's not a tractor beam you get teleported therefore the "I" wouldn't go up like that pic unrelated
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#11 - zefunny
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(09/26/2012) [-]
It's not a tractor beam, you get teleported, therefore, the "I" wouldn't go up like that. pic unrelated
#21 to #11 - ryderjamesbudde **User deleted account**
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#20 - mrvolbeat
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(09/26/2012) [-]
Quite related
#22 to #20 - peacerocker
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(09/26/2012) [-]
was that in a best buy in toledo?
#35 to #22 - BadManTaliban
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(09/26/2012) [-]
Toledo Ohio?
#41 to #35 - peacerocker
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(09/26/2012) [-]
yeah
#43 to #41 - BadManTaliban
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(09/26/2012) [-]
Hello neighbor. what part of town if you dont mind me asking?
#53 to #43 - BadManTaliban
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(09/26/2012) [-]
i get thumbs but no reply....
#61 to #53 - brianhanerjr
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(09/26/2012) [-]
Damn. Two FJers almost could have had a possible chance of maybe meeting each other IRL
#92 to #61 - BadManTaliban
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(09/27/2012) [-]
sad thing is, i probably know them because toledo is small enough....
#111 to #92 - brianhanerjr
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(09/27/2012) [-]
Yeah...
#116 to #111 - peacerocker
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(09/28/2012) [-]
this is so cool
#117 to #92 - peacerocker
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(09/28/2012) [-]
do you live around Maumee/ Monclova
#118 to #117 - BadManTaliban
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(09/29/2012) [-]
nope. i live over by Start HS
#23 to #20 - iamthatoneguy
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(09/26/2012) [-]
Later on
I took a chance
Tried to Fart
And **** my pants
#12 - mutilatedjello
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(09/26/2012) [-]
except he never said "beam me up scotty"
#14 to #12 - semisane
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(09/26/2012) [-]
Once a phrase is attributed to a character and it catches on in pop culture, its very existence in the original context becomes irrelevant.
It's elementary, my dear Watson.
#16 to #14 - grahamsayshi
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(09/26/2012) [-]
You. I like you.
#84 to #14 - breakfastlunch
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(09/27/2012) [-]
Very good.  If someone doesn't get it, Sherlock Holmes' most famous quote is "Elementary, my dear Watson."  Ironically, he never said that particular phrase (though, if you read the stories and novels, you notice that he says "Elementary" and "My dear Watson" quite a lot, but never together.)
Very good. If someone doesn't get it, Sherlock Holmes' most famous quote is "Elementary, my dear Watson." Ironically, he never said that particular phrase (though, if you read the stories and novels, you notice that he says "Elementary" and "My dear Watson" quite a lot, but never together.)
#45 - ipoood
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(09/26/2012) [-]
reminded me of this gif
reminded me of this gif
#56 to #45 - Elderly Man
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(09/26/2012) [-]
#49 to #45 - tariv
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(09/26/2012) [-]
BUT THERE'S A ROLL RIGHT BEHIND HIM!
#69 - CrazymnMassah
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(09/27/2012) [-]
SAW it coming
#95 to #69 - dampotatos
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(09/27/2012) [-]
i will clean my ass with the "let's play a game" paper ._.
#110 to #95 - sonicsyndicate
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(09/27/2012) [-]
its covered in cactus needles
#112 to #110 - dampotatos
Reply 0
(09/27/2012) [-]
********
#70 - imagnetsux
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(09/27/2012) [-]
i've seen this post more times than i've seen your mom's ass!
#76 to #70 - thegreenwenie
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(09/27/2012) [-]
#73 to #70 - reican
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(09/27/2012) [-]
so... zero?
#74 to #73 - imagnetsux
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(09/27/2012) [-]
touche
#1 - dafuqz
Reply +11
(09/26/2012) [-]
shirt?
#15 to #1 - bitchplzzz
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(09/26/2012) [-]
a ******?
#36 - thatsmevictory
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(09/26/2012) [-]
Kirk
Or
Picard?
#68 to #36 - katypower
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(09/27/2012) [-]
In the movie, Spock.
#77 to #36 - thepartygod
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(09/27/2012) [-]
Han Solo
#38 to #36 - thenewgizmobox
Reply +7
(09/26/2012) [-]
or.
#42 to #38 - thatsmevictory
Reply +8
(09/26/2012) [-]
well.
#6 - leetpwnzer
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(09/26/2012) [-]
"don't beam me up?"



wat,
#10 to #6 - toastycracker
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(09/26/2012) [-]
#7 to #6 - hueyfreeman
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(09/26/2012) [-]
Do you even star trek?
#8 to #7 - leetpwnzer
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(09/26/2012) [-]
No.
#9 to #8 - hueyfreeman
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(09/26/2012) [-]
Well that explains it. But I don't really watch star trek either, and I know of the term "beam me up scotty." Seriously, that's a really famous line
#102 - avyon
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(09/27/2012) [-]
hear i sit, taking a ****, and having a really rough time.
i push and push, and strain my tush, but all that i get is green slime.
I pushed and pushed, but started to contemplate
Should I finish this dump, or should I masturbate
i groaned and cowered, shaking a bit, trying so hard not to cry
if i continue to strain my bowels like this, i'll lose my intestines and die
as i pushed, my muscles strained, my knuckles began to crack,
and as i shat, from the water came the god damn splash back.
my ass now covered with water from this filthy crap filled bowl,
but i push some more and soon beads of sweat begin to roll.
So I try as I might, In this fair fight, To take a massive dump
I finally do it, Hurrah I say! In the water, the crap goes thump
my intestines spasim, my sphincter aches, and with a mighty shake,
a rocket turd flys out my ass and causes my toilet to break.
So on to attempts, I devised a new plan to get the **** out inside
I used lotion as lube and shoved my fist up, and prepared for a wild ride.
i pushed and pushed, but nothing came out, groaning i stood on the seat
i stuck up a finger and dragged out that ****, that feeling has made me complete
but during my caper, i discovered no paper, not one single sheet.
but i could not linger, so i used my finger, and wiped it on the seat.
#105 to #102 - djbs
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(09/27/2012) [-]
#106 to #102 - arbazio
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(09/27/2012) [-]
... to say the least
#108 to #102 - sonicsyndicate
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(09/27/2012) [-]
i love this person with my entire being