Damn it Scotty!. Not mine, found it funny, thumb either way .. It's not a tractor beam, you get teleported, therefore, the "I" wouldn't go up like that. pic unrelated
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#11 - zefunny (09/26/2012) [+] (6 replies)
It's not a tractor beam, you get teleported, therefore, the "I" wouldn't go up like that. pic unrelated
#20 - mrvolbeat (09/26/2012) [+] (12 replies)
Quite related
User avatar #12 - mutilatedjello (09/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
except he never said "beam me up scotty"
User avatar #14 to #12 - semisane (09/26/2012) [-]
Once a phrase is attributed to a character and it catches on in pop culture, its very existence in the original context becomes irrelevant.
It's elementary, my dear Watson.
#45 - ipoood (09/26/2012) [+] (8 replies)
reminded me of this gif
reminded me of this gif
User avatar #49 to #45 - tariv ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
#69 - CrazymnMassah (09/27/2012) [+] (6 replies)
SAW it coming
User avatar #70 - imagnetsux ONLINE (09/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
i've seen this post more times than i've seen your mom's ass!
User avatar #73 to #70 - reican (09/27/2012) [-]
so... zero?
#1 - dafuqz (09/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#36 - thatsmevictory (09/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #6 - leetpwnzer (09/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
"don't beam me up?"

User avatar #7 to #6 - hueyfreeman (09/26/2012) [-]
Do you even star trek?
User avatar #102 - avyon (09/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
hear i sit, taking a **** , and having a really rough time.
i push and push, and strain my tush, but all that i get is green slime.
I pushed and pushed, but started to contemplate
Should I finish this dump, or should I masturbate
i groaned and cowered, shaking a bit, trying so hard not to cry
if i continue to strain my bowels like this, i'll lose my intestines and die
as i pushed, my muscles strained, my knuckles began to crack,
and as i shat, from the water came the god damn splash back.
my ass now covered with water from this filthy crap filled bowl,
but i push some more and soon beads of sweat begin to roll.
So I try as I might, In this fair fight, To take a massive dump
I finally do it, Hurrah I say! In the water, the crap goes thump
my intestines spasim, my sphincter aches, and with a mighty shake,
a rocket turd flys out my ass and causes my toilet to break.
So on to attempts, I devised a new plan to get the **** out inside
I used lotion as lube and shoved my fist up, and prepared for a wild ride.
i pushed and pushed, but nothing came out, groaning i stood on the seat
i stuck up a finger and dragged out that **** , that feeling has made me complete
but during my caper, i discovered no paper, not one single sheet.
but i could not linger, so i used my finger, and wiped it on the seat.
#55 - Elderly Man (09/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #37 - brotherhood (09/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
im going to do this tomorrow at school
User avatar #19 - eminempackerfan (09/26/2012) [-]
I wrote that on the wall in my school, there were some ridiclous answers
#101 - ohitshim (09/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**ohitshim rolls 11**
#94 - arbazio (09/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
He... he didn't get to wipe.....
He... he didn't get to wipe.....
#71 - ragingflamingos (09/27/2012) [-]
The result on the ground.
User avatar #54 - eldavado (09/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I call ******** . The vertical mark implies that the teleporter physically lifted the person into the air. In reality, the person would have disappeared and reappeared in the ship; there would be no vertical mark.
>Not a real teleprter. Totally fake.
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User avatar #4 - Loon (09/26/2012) [-]
This made my day! :D
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