"Nice guys" in a nutshell(controversial). Getting real tired of all the self-pity foreveralone/friendzones posts now, this is what it looks like in my opinion.  NEWMEMEISNEW
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"Nice guys" in a nutshell(controversial)

"Nice guys" in a nutshell(controversial). Getting real tired of all the self-pity foreveralone/friendzones posts now, this is what it looks like in my opinion.

Getting real tired of all the self-pity foreveralone/friendzones posts now, this is what it looks like in my opinion.

The "le" part is obvious not serious, I just find all the 9gag-parodies hilarious.

And OC

AAWW FRIENDZONED
AGAIN.,.
IT REALLY SUCKS TO
BE A NICE GUY
LE FRIENDZONED FACE
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User avatar #20 - shashashadow (09/26/2012) [-]
Is there a special friend-zone level for someone who liked people who turned out to be Asexual?

because that's where I need to go.
User avatar #23 to #20 - lucidria (09/26/2012) [-]
I would think if a girl is asexual, that would be the perfect relationship. Like that news post of a guy in a relationship with that asexual girl (which by the way isn't him being friendzoned). Here's why I think this:
She won't leave you for some asshole.
She would probably give you all the sex you want in an effort to please you, her "partner", but if you get off on her getting off, then that's most likely a problem.
She wouldn't give two ***** about the size of your dick.
She would have no gender issues, so if, say, you were a brony, she wouldn't think it's weird and would probably join you with it.

Ya know, reasons like that.
User avatar #24 to #23 - lucidria (09/26/2012) [-]
And I realized all too late that you're female.
Well... it still pretty much applies. He won't leave you for someone with bigger tits because he really won't care about yours in the first place... or something.
Etcetera etcetera.
User avatar #29 to #23 - mcstorms (09/26/2012) [-]
I have an asexual friend and she is .... well bat **** crazy, but she is also one of the best relationship partners I have ever seen. I look out for her becuase her only problem is being to naive sometimes. She says she never wants to have sex which is fine , and her boy friend at the time will say the same that will last at most a year. (13 months is the record) before the guy ditches her for some tail.
#57 - pulpunderground (09/26/2012) [-]
i feelz you bruh
User avatar #175 - BerryLicious (09/26/2012) [-]
It's my personal opinion that guys (and girls) who are friendzoned by their crush have tended to aim too high. You want that blonde chick with huge tits who's hanging around with the jocks? There's a reason for that. She's interested in them, not you.
A psychological study has shown that people of similar levels of attractiveness are better suited to, or more attracted to each other. So just be realistic when looking for a partner.
That's not to say, however, that there are not people out there who won't be attracted to you for who you are. Sometimes personality is more attractive to people.
One more thing, I've said this before. All you guys whining about the friendzone, if the chick doesn't like you now, she never will. It's not being friendzoned, it's her saying she doesn't want you for a partner. She's not doing it deliberately to hurt you, like an awful lot of you seem to think.
User avatar #180 to #175 - panopticon (09/26/2012) [-]
true. but that doesn't mean that you can't date hot people later in life. if you're not up to standard, stop eating ****** food and go to the gym, go to college or at the very least go to college so that you're an intelligent and interesting person, learn some jokes (not the internet type of jokes....those tend not to fly over well with anyone irl), work on your character flaws so you're not unbearable to be around. you can always move up the attractiveness ladder....that is if you're a terribly unattractive person naturally....then your only hope is to become obscenely wealthy.
User avatar #186 to #180 - BerryLicious (09/26/2012) [-]
Absolutely, but what makes you even more attractive is confidence in yourself. I don't mean be a ******** , like "I'm so awesome all bitches want to **** me" because we think you look like a twat when you do hat. Well. At least we women with braincells.
If you're content with yourself, but still strive to be better to mske YOURSELF more happy, that's attractive. Being yourself is best, because women (again with brains, not bimbos) can spot a fake a mile off. And NEVER act creepy or desperate.
I've got a twatty obsessive guy on my tail at the moment, he just does not understand that "I don't want to go out with you" means exactly that. ******* creey.
User avatar #229 to #186 - roflsaucer (09/26/2012) [-]
Problem being, in my area, there is a serious lack of women with brain cells.
User avatar #248 to #229 - BerryLicious (09/26/2012) [-]
You poor, poor guy.
#213 to #175 - head (09/26/2012) [-]
Looks don't matter at all as long as you're well groomed and have the correct amount of appendages. This **** you're spewing is the exact same beta outlook that the post is making fun of.
#86 - John Cena (09/26/2012) [-]
When girls get friendzoned (believe it or not, this does happen), they cry about it in comments on some sad song on youtube, or on some emotional status on Facebook.
When guys get friendzoned, they cry about it on Funnyjunk.

>mfw
>mfw I'm not allowed to have a face
#127 to #86 - squidamon ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #90 to #86 - captnnorway (09/26/2012) [-]
"belive it or not" It's easy really, all the firls I got to knew before I cared for sex (when I was young) Is in my friendzone. I would never bang them, it would ruin everything. I guess, ugly girls is also easly friendzone
#96 to #86 - John Cena (09/26/2012) [-]
Of course it happens, the friendzone guys and just cunts, only go after porn star standard girls, then all the norms get friendzoned.
Then the guys bitch and whine on funnyjunk that all girls are bitches.
it goes both ways
User avatar #109 to #96 - Harkonnen (09/26/2012) [-]
unless she's fat a girl can walk into a room and end up ******* any guy in there by just asking. Guys can't do that
User avatar #47 - DRmofo (09/26/2012) [-]
Why is it that when I'm just talking to one of my friends who is a girl, I am totally fine, outgoing having a blast. Yet if i like a girl I become Johnny retard and get beta as **** .

Anyone else like this? :U
User avatar #51 to #47 - jimmycrank (09/26/2012) [-]
used to be!

Think of it this way if you don't man-up and make your intentions fairly obvious and don't ask.... The answer will always be no ;)
User avatar #62 to #47 - graphenz (09/26/2012) [-]
It's simple, you fear rejection, we all fear rejection. A great way to train this is just say what you feel, don't expect a yes or no but do it.
#46 - ferralone (09/26/2012) [-]
Friend-zones do exist. Yes, in most cases you put yourself there through one way or another, but it's there.   
Now, tips on avoiding the friend zone:   
1) Rule 1: Always Alpha. You don't necessarily have to be douchey or overbearing, but take the lead and push a little. If she resists, take a hint and back off.   
2) You can be sarcastic, but don't be an ass, or talk like you do "with the bros' Do, however, be causal   
3)  For Christ sake, be hygienic. Brush your teeth often, groom your hair, wear deodorant, shower twice a day, clip your nails, and shave (Unless you can, at the immediate moment, grow a full and non-mangey looking beard and you can pull it off).  Forget women, if you are dirty or smelly, nobody will want to talk to you   
4) Don't be clingy. This will upset alot of women.   
5)  Be receptive. Most people (women especially) don't like to explicitly spill out emotions and opinions. Read body language, word choice/grammar/tone (texting), ect. and try and shift convorsations accordingly
Friend-zones do exist. Yes, in most cases you put yourself there through one way or another, but it's there.
Now, tips on avoiding the friend zone:
1) Rule 1: Always Alpha. You don't necessarily have to be douchey or overbearing, but take the lead and push a little. If she resists, take a hint and back off.
2) You can be sarcastic, but don't be an ass, or talk like you do "with the bros' Do, however, be causal
3) For Christ sake, be hygienic. Brush your teeth often, groom your hair, wear deodorant, shower twice a day, clip your nails, and shave (Unless you can, at the immediate moment, grow a full and non-mangey looking beard and you can pull it off). Forget women, if you are dirty or smelly, nobody will want to talk to you
4) Don't be clingy. This will upset alot of women.
5) Be receptive. Most people (women especially) don't like to explicitly spill out emotions and opinions. Read body language, word choice/grammar/tone (texting), ect. and try and shift convorsations accordingly
User avatar #52 to #46 - Hobbeses (09/26/2012) [-]
right on man, I hope some of the people here will read this because I have a feeling they can use this :p
User avatar #53 to #46 - wingeddrac (09/26/2012) [-]
I can only confrim no.1, I've experienced it myself sadly.

Had a crush on this girl for about 5 years, and somehow we got to the point were she asked what I thought of her, told her the obvious. And then I became shy as **** and was afraid to do anything more aside from giving her a kiss..4 weeks later it was over, learned a sh*tload from it.
User avatar #54 to #46 - vincyguru (09/26/2012) [-]
^^This is correct on all terms, but as its as hard as it seems, just practice, you will mess up when it the moment. just pull through it and keep trying to practice it.
User avatar #58 to #46 - sidedoor (09/26/2012) [-]
What would "Clingy" mean. English isnt my native language.



My main and most basic problem is not being able to read hints,body language, tone or grammar/word choice.
User avatar #111 to #58 - ferralone (09/26/2012) [-]
"Clingy" is another way of saying overly attached. A lot of girls aren't like overly attached girlfriend (Though there are a few like that) and might be turned away is you constantly shower them with texts, calls, and overbearing compliments.

Unfortunately, this is something that you typically need to read body language and such for. My advice to you is to do some internet searching and try and actively look for signs. It will eventually become a natrual thing.
User avatar #79 to #46 - cabbagemayhem ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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User avatar #82 to #46 - frozo (09/26/2012) [-]
>twice a day

Lol I just shower in the evening before I sleep.
User avatar #116 to #82 - ferralone (09/26/2012) [-]
That can work fine, but your bed is a much nastier place than you might think. Aside from the extra shower sometimes helping with acne, you can be certain you don't smell funny and you can prevent greasy hair (Which is pretty gross and turns off most women)
User avatar #60 to #46 - rhubarbistheanswer (09/26/2012) [-]
Shower twice a day? Wat.
User avatar #64 to #60 - graphenz (09/26/2012) [-]
yeah twice a day... that sounds like a lot of work, once a day or once every other day is the way to go! Just truck up (deodorant the **** out of yourself) and act like a boss!
User avatar #118 to #64 - ferralone (09/26/2012) [-]
Once a day can work, but once every other day creeps into the land of disgusting. At the very worst, I will sometimes skip a night shower and make sure I shower the next morning.
User avatar #121 to #118 - graphenz (09/26/2012) [-]
ehm... consider this. It's weekend, you don't have any plans, you just wanna stay home rest and game or play music or w/e you're into. It's only you, no one else. Why the hell would you shower if you're not going out? It seems to me to be a waste of water, also try living on a low budget and then tell me that showering everyday is awesome, no Sir I would rather disgust people and then be able to buy that extra pack of noodles!
#246 to #121 - John Cena (09/26/2012) [-]
Water is 1.9 cents a gal in NY and less in most other places. If you take a 5 min shower with a 2.5 gallon per minute shower head, it's around 24 cents a day in NY. Take into account that it takes 2 cents to heat a gallon, it's around $0.48 a day.

So about $14.5 a month for just showers if you shower every day. Comparatively, minimum wage is $7.25 an hour. So a shower every day for a month is literally two hours of work.
Are you really that poor?
User avatar #243 to #121 - thirdasscheek (09/26/2012) [-]
water isn't super expensive though. you pay 5X more for an internet connection per month. your best bet to to just get off the internet
User avatar #267 to #243 - graphenz (09/27/2012) [-]
This is included into the rent ^^
#40 - fuckponiseatcaviar (09/26/2012) [-]
Most likely the reason you are friendzone is either you are too boring, or she really is this person who goes out with other guys and ignores you until she gets dumped. But if its the second one then she's a bitch and is going to continue to make bad decisions that do not involve you, but you stay around just for the chance to be with her, **** that. Go meet other people. The more people you meet the better your odds are.
#66 - John Cena (09/26/2012) [-]
Girls get friendzoned ALL THE ******* TIME. Girls whine about it on facebook and guys piss and bitch about it on fj till NO ******* END.
User avatar #149 - chubberbrother (09/26/2012) [-]
I confessed my feelings to a friend. She ****** my cousin. So now I'm dating her brother. She is pissed off.
User avatar #217 to #149 - sacredmagic (09/26/2012) [-]
Like a Bawse.
#138 - infinitereaper (09/26/2012) [-]
I've always considered myself a nice guy
However I know it's my own fault I'm alone
Deep down I'm very scared, timid, and emotional
But on the outside I appear dark, silent, serious, a bit humorous
I never even show my true self so I can't blame women for not being attracted to that
My looks are actually pretty decent (I think...), so I'm working on changing/improving myself
Opening up a little more and taking care of myself.
I've always criticized the "friend zone" ******** but everyone's like "dafuq" so good job OP
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User avatar #177 to #138 - hypervamppkid (09/26/2012) [-]
Are you trolling? Most of my girl friends would want a guy that can be described almost like Edward Cullen. All you need is some sparkles, lol
User avatar #200 to #177 - infinitereaper (09/26/2012) [-]
I'm well aware that males aren't supposed to have feelings/sarcasm. Thus the hardening, I can be as ruthless as the Fuehrer, but deep down I'm as soft as a kitten
User avatar #216 to #200 - hypervamppkid (09/26/2012) [-]
No, don't get me wrong, I'm totally up for everybody expressing themselves freely, but I really DON'T know any girl who wouldn't like a guy that's like that. That's all o__o
User avatar #241 to #216 - infinitereaper (09/26/2012) [-]
And that's the great irony of my situation... lol
User avatar #195 to #138 - reretzu (09/26/2012) [-]
You almost described me perfectly, not completely, but still...

I'm also pretty annoyed with the friendzone stuff, it's rarely ever the crush who does it, she usually has a good reason.

My crush didn't really friendzone me, she basically told me that she isn't looking for a relationship, if she ever did I would probably be the first one she would call.
User avatar #144 to #138 - Timmietim (09/26/2012) [-]
excact situation with me. ****** up once on vacation though. didn't have courage to ask. She didn't friendzone me, i was too much of a pussy.
#228 - impo **User deleted account** (09/26/2012) [-]
Gather round childern,
Gather round young and old,
An ancient story, of horror and pain,
Has to be told.

It was in my day, when I was but a lad,
I was in love with a girl, but a lover she already had!
Anger and sorrow, befell my mind,
At my wit's end still, I decided to be kind.

For her lover was my friend and his friend I was too,
That's what pained me the most, the pain just grew!
One day my heart broke, and I went mad!
With a knife in my hand, his death would make me glad!

His death followed soon and my dreams too him will follow.
I was never found out, but her heart for me was hollow.
She said:" I know what you did I cannot forgive your deed!"
I begged, I cryed, but she ignored my plead.

She continued:" A friend forever you shall stay!"
"Cursed forever must you live eternity that way!"
"The curse to break however..." --"Anything my love, say,say!"
"I'll need bout three fiddy"
And that's when I noticed that my eternal love was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era! And that's my friends, how I got friendzoned by the lochness monster!
#231 to #228 - John Cena (09/26/2012) [-]
Literally suck a dick and die.
+1
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#142 - nsfwanon (09/26/2012) [-]
I'm at an odd stage now. I wouldn't mind a relationship because they're actually quite fun if you're with someone you get along with. But every time I think about it I remember my last one and realise that I'm not ready for another one yet.

It's like I want a relationship, but I want to find someone who'll make me REALLY want one before I commit to one again. They say good things come to those who wait...

Pic related, it's what I'll be doing in the meantime.
User avatar #100 - turtlepoop (09/26/2012) [-]
a lot of you guys don't get friendzoned you get rejected
#136 to #100 - ksawek (09/26/2012) [-]
This.
#178 - jaigurudevaom (09/26/2012) [-]
Guys always look for perfect girls who are super hot, but only super hot people date super hot people
Why don't you look at the more average girls? Relationships will last longer and she probably won't be as much as a bitch
#184 to #178 - spenda (09/26/2012) [-]
And what's up with everyone thinking hot chicks are a bunch of assholes? In Norway I've never ever met a hot chick who's been rude or anything like this. Idk what the fck people are talking about.
User avatar #226 to #184 - roflsaucer (09/26/2012) [-]
>Norway

Key word there. Im not saying all hot girls are bitches here in America, but the percentage is definitely much, much higher. You know those FJ posts about girls posting really dumb stuff on FB? I know way too many girls who would post something like that.
User avatar #191 to #184 - panopticon (09/26/2012) [-]
the only guys that think hot girls are bitches are the one's that the hot girls aren't ******* . my wife is hot and she is the kindest person i've ever met.
#194 to #191 - spenda (09/26/2012) [-]
Exactly, I got lucky with a hot girl aswell. She's just a gf still, but she is the kindest, tolerant and caring woman I've ever met, and she was before we got together aswell. Well well
User avatar #197 to #178 - yeahitsmitch (09/26/2012) [-]
I'm pretty average looking but I've dated some really hot girls. They all turned out to be crazy though.
#78 - metalheadman (09/26/2012) [-]
Lol getting girls is so easy. Just ******* take care of yourself and man up from time to time and they come flying in like little angels of SUCKIN MAH DICK....
#88 to #78 - synapse (09/26/2012) [-]
Too bad you are still a virgin.
#89 to #88 - synapse (09/26/2012) [-]
I can change that you know
#98 to #89 - metalheadman (09/26/2012) [-]
Dat face.....
#104 to #98 - sarhon (09/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #244 - subaqueousreach ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
Reading the comments makes me weep for humanity. Seriously?

You people come up with every excuse in the god damned book as to why you're alone. Cut that **** out. That is probably the least attractive thing about a person.

I've had plenty of girlfriends, some 10/10 and some Plain Jane, but the one thing that got me all of them was confidence. I'm not the most attractive guy, but I carry myself with a certainty that I can accomplish anything, and I show that to people when I talk to them and through body language.

Here's a tip: Women love men who dance. You don't even have to be very good. I'm a terrible dancer by most people's standards, but women still love being with me on the dance floor because I'm showing them that I know how to have a good time.

If you keep making excuses like the dude in the comic then you're literally just setting yourself up to be alone.
User avatar #41 - taokami (09/26/2012) [-]
there's a difference between being nice and being a doormat.
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