"Nice guys" in a nutshell(controversial). Getting real tired of all the self-pity foreveralone/friendzones posts now, this is what it looks like in my opinion.
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"Nice guys" in a nutshell(controversial)

Getting real tired of all the self-pity foreveralone/friendzones posts now, this is what it looks like in my opinion.

The "le" part is obvious not serious, I just find all the 9gag-parodies hilarious....more »

Getting real tired of all the self-pity foreveralone/friendzones posts now, this is what it looks like in my opinion.

The "le" part is obvious not serious, I just find all the 9gag-parodies hilarious.

And OC

AAWW FRIENDZONED
AGAIN.,.
IT REALLY SUCKS TO
BE A NICE GUY
LE FRIENDZONED FACE
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Submitted: 09/25/2012
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User avatar #244 - subaqueousreach (09/26/2012) [-]
Reading the comments makes me weep for humanity. Seriously?

You people come up with every excuse in the god damned book as to why you're alone. Cut that **** out. That is probably the least attractive thing about a person.

I've had plenty of girlfriends, some 10/10 and some Plain Jane, but the one thing that got me all of them was confidence. I'm not the most attractive guy, but I carry myself with a certainty that I can accomplish anything, and I show that to people when I talk to them and through body language.

Here's a tip: Women love men who dance. You don't even have to be very good. I'm a terrible dancer by most people's standards, but women still love being with me on the dance floor because I'm showing them that I know how to have a good time.

If you keep making excuses like the dude in the comic then you're literally just setting yourself up to be alone.
#242 - BobbyMcFerrin (09/26/2012) [-]
Friend-zone: When a beta is attracted to a girl that is not attracted to him back.  The beta's method of courtship is less direct than the alpha's.  The beta will befriend the girl and treat her as a human being. The girl cannot officially 'reject' the beta because he never made an 'official' advance.  The alpha will know right away if the girl is interested, because his advances are more transparent.  The beta convinces himself that his advances are obvious and resents the girl for putting him in the fictional category known as the friend zone.     
   
tl;dr: they should call it the "never made a move that was forward enough to warrant a yes or no answer and they've been subtly flirting with a girl that was out of their league for an extended period of time"-zone
Friend-zone: When a beta is attracted to a girl that is not attracted to him back. The beta's method of courtship is less direct than the alpha's. The beta will befriend the girl and treat her as a human being. The girl cannot officially 'reject' the beta because he never made an 'official' advance. The alpha will know right away if the girl is interested, because his advances are more transparent. The beta convinces himself that his advances are obvious and resents the girl for putting him in the fictional category known as the friend zone.

tl;dr: they should call it the "never made a move that was forward enough to warrant a yes or no answer and they've been subtly flirting with a girl that was out of their league for an extended period of time"-zone
#238 - anonymous (09/26/2012) [-]
captcha'd just to thumb ****** unfunny comic down

yeah we get it, the friendzone is ******** and always has been
stop whining about other people whining about it
>inb4 stop whining about other people whining about other people whining about it
#236 - dolanbingo (09/26/2012) [-]
How do i picture?
User avatar #245 to #236 - johnnyfurious (09/26/2012) [-]
You have to be at least level 3
User avatar #235 - karlthemarxist **User deleted account** (09/26/2012) [-]
ehhh those aren't really nice guys, they just think there nice but there full of hate and anger. they don't go out of there way to help someone or do something to better there community. they just walk past the problems and ignore them like everyone else. there no better then these so called douche bags . they give them selves the title of nice guy out of self-pity.
User avatar #232 - roflsaucer (09/26/2012) [-]
A bigger problem is the Friendzoned-but-not-really-friendzoned zone. Mixed messages suck.
#228 - impo **User deleted account** (09/26/2012) [-]
Gather round childern,
Gather round young and old,
An ancient story, of horror and pain,
Has to be told.

It was in my day, when I was but a lad,
I was in love with a girl, but a lover she already had!
Anger and sorrow, befell my mind,
At my wit's end still, I decided to be kind.

For her lover was my friend and his friend I was too,
That's what pained me the most, the pain just grew!
One day my heart broke, and I went mad!
With a knife in my hand, his death would make me glad!

His death followed soon and my dreams too him will follow.
I was never found out, but her heart for me was hollow.
She said:" I know what you did I cannot forgive your deed!"
I begged, I cryed, but she ignored my plead.

She continued:" A friend forever you shall stay!"
"Cursed forever must you live eternity that way!"
"The curse to break however..." --"Anything my love, say,say!"
"I'll need bout three fiddy"
And that's when I noticed that my eternal love was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era! And that's my friends, how I got friendzoned by the lochness monster!
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#231 to #228 - anonymous (09/26/2012) [-]
Literally suck a dick and die.
#227 - sonicg (09/26/2012) [-]
I had a girlfriend once, she turned out to be an over emotional psychotic clingy **** with suicidal tendencies... But the sex was good. Suffice to say, I stayed until I got fed up with her **** . Now I'm single again and I've never been friendzoned, I've been either a. "You're like a brother to me" or b. "Dude I've got a boyfriend already". MFW all of this.
User avatar #215 - srskate (09/26/2012) [-]
,,, What the **** ?
#212 - comradewinter ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
Would you have an ugly girl as a girlfriend without an exceptionally good reason? It's the same right back at you. Friendzone just means they don't consider you on their level. The easiest solution is to find a girl who has looks about your level, not way above.
User avatar #214 to #212 - sonicg (09/26/2012) [-]
I like to put it this way 'You're swingin' for the fences while she's out playing hockey in Russia, stick to your own bloody ball field'.
#204 - mrparkinglot ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
-1
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User avatar #199 - freakdog (09/26/2012) [-]
I see boys that are more than average strong and looks way better than me have really
ugly girlfriends, that I never would touch. Myself, I am white as snow, and don't even lift,
I don't think I will ever get a girlfriend or lose my virginity by my standards...
User avatar #206 to #199 - SteyrAUG (09/26/2012) [-]
Because for some reason you think that looks are extremely important in the long run.

User avatar #225 to #206 - freakdog (09/26/2012) [-]
No not really. I don't have that high standards for looks, at least not for a girlfriend.
But I do not want to have to close my eyes just to "get it up"...

Also, looks can also tell a lot about a person (but their taste in music is higher on my list).
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#198 - zaniri (09/26/2012) [-]
**zaniri rolled a random image posted in comment #119 at Cat owners ** Hahahah, le friendzone face, more nerdface!
User avatar #208 to #198 - iizsimon (09/26/2012) [-]
*flick*
User avatar #218 to #208 - sonicg (09/26/2012) [-]
Funny how your avatar seems to go nicely with that comment.
User avatar #196 - cantfindausername (09/26/2012) [-]
I haven't been friendzoned as much as "not-experienced-enough-zoned."
-.-
I'm not complaining, though. I have a girlfriend and I'm happy.
#190 - LankyFrank (09/26/2012) [-]
Mfw a girl tries to friendzone me
Mfw a girl tries to friendzone me
User avatar #205 to #190 - bitchplzzz (09/26/2012) [-]
Did you even properly look at the post..?
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