"Nice guys" in a nutshell(controversial). Getting real tired of all the self-pity foreveralone/friendzones posts now, this is what it looks like in my opinion.
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"Nice guys" in a nutshell(controversial)

Getting real tired of all the self-pity foreveralone/friendzones posts now, this is what it looks like in my opinion.

The "le" part is obvious not serious, I just find all the 9gag-parodies hilarious.

And OC

AAWW FRIENDZONED
AGAIN.,.
IT REALLY SUCKS TO
BE A NICE GUY
LE FRIENDZONED FACE
...
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Submitted: 09/25/2012
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#57 - pulpunderground ONLINE (09/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i feelz you bruh
User avatar #20 - shashashadow (09/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Is there a special friend-zone level for someone who liked people who turned out to be Asexual?

because that's where I need to go.
#46 - ferralone (09/26/2012) [+] (16 replies)
Friend-zones do exist. Yes, in most cases you put yourself there through one way or another, but it's there.   
Now, tips on avoiding the friend zone:   
1) Rule 1: Always Alpha. You don't necessarily have to be douchey or overbearing, but take the lead and push a little. If she resists, take a hint and back off.   
2) You can be sarcastic, but don't be an ass, or talk like you do "with the bros' Do, however, be causal   
3)  For Christ sake, be hygienic. Brush your teeth often, groom your hair, wear deodorant, shower twice a day, clip your nails, and shave (Unless you can, at the immediate moment, grow a full and non-mangey looking beard and you can pull it off).  Forget women, if you are dirty or smelly, nobody will want to talk to you   
4) Don't be clingy. This will upset alot of women.   
5)  Be receptive. Most people (women especially) don't like to explicitly spill out emotions and opinions. Read body language, word choice/grammar/tone (texting), ect. and try and shift convorsations accordingly
Friend-zones do exist. Yes, in most cases you put yourself there through one way or another, but it's there.
Now, tips on avoiding the friend zone:
1) Rule 1: Always Alpha. You don't necessarily have to be douchey or overbearing, but take the lead and push a little. If she resists, take a hint and back off.
2) You can be sarcastic, but don't be an ass, or talk like you do "with the bros' Do, however, be causal
3) For Christ sake, be hygienic. Brush your teeth often, groom your hair, wear deodorant, shower twice a day, clip your nails, and shave (Unless you can, at the immediate moment, grow a full and non-mangey looking beard and you can pull it off). Forget women, if you are dirty or smelly, nobody will want to talk to you
4) Don't be clingy. This will upset alot of women.
5) Be receptive. Most people (women especially) don't like to explicitly spill out emotions and opinions. Read body language, word choice/grammar/tone (texting), ect. and try and shift convorsations accordingly
#228 - impo **User deleted account** (09/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Gather round childern,
Gather round young and old,
An ancient story, of horror and pain,
Has to be told.

It was in my day, when I was but a lad,
I was in love with a girl, but a lover she already had!
Anger and sorrow, befell my mind,
At my wit's end still, I decided to be kind.

For her lover was my friend and his friend I was too,
That's what pained me the most, the pain just grew!
One day my heart broke, and I went mad!
With a knife in my hand, his death would make me glad!

His death followed soon and my dreams too him will follow.
I was never found out, but her heart for me was hollow.
She said:" I know what you did I cannot forgive your deed!"
I begged, I cryed, but she ignored my plead.

She continued:" A friend forever you shall stay!"
"Cursed forever must you live eternity that way!"
"The curse to break however..." --"Anything my love, say,say!"
"I'll need bout three fiddy"
And that's when I noticed that my eternal love was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era! And that's my friends, how I got friendzoned by the lochness monster!
#78 - metalheadman (09/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Lol getting girls is so easy. Just ******* take care of yourself and man up from time to time and they come flying in like little angels of SUCKIN MAH DICK....
#88 to #78 - synapse (09/26/2012) [-]
Too bad you are still a virgin.
#31 - greekmetlr (09/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Girl liked me - I liked her back
>She knows when I'm going to ask her out
>Change my mind, and tell her
>"Ask me. You might be surprised"
>Ask her out next day
>"I don't see you like that"
>mfw
#39 to #31 - zaross (09/26/2012) [-]
Well, you were surprised, weren't you?
#138 - infinitereaper (09/26/2012) [+] (7 replies)
I've always considered myself a nice guy
However I know it's my own fault I'm alone
Deep down I'm very scared, timid, and emotional
But on the outside I appear dark, silent, serious, a bit humorous
I never even show my true self so I can't blame women for not being attracted to that
My looks are actually pretty decent (I think...), so I'm working on changing/improving myself
Opening up a little more and taking care of myself.
I've always criticized the "friend zone" ******** but everyone's like "dafuq" so good job OP
#26 - poopyloopy (09/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#178 - jaigurudevaom (09/26/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Guys always look for perfect girls who are super hot, but only super hot people date super hot people
Why don't you look at the more average girls? Relationships will last longer and she probably won't be as much as a bitch
#175 - BerryLicious (09/26/2012) [+] (5 replies)
It's my personal opinion that guys (and girls) who are friendzoned by their crush have tended to aim too high. You want that blonde chick with huge tits who's hanging around with the jocks? There's a reason for that. She's interested in them, not you.
A psychological study has shown that people of similar levels of attractiveness are better suited to, or more attracted to each other. So just be realistic when looking for a partner.
That's not to say, however, that there are not people out there who won't be attracted to you for who you are. Sometimes personality is more attractive to people.
One more thing, I've said this before. All you guys whining about the friendzone, if the chick doesn't like you now, she never will. It's not being friendzoned, it's her saying she doesn't want you for a partner. She's not doing it deliberately to hurt you, like an awful lot of you seem to think.
User avatar #47 - DRmofo (09/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Why is it that when I'm just talking to one of my friends who is a girl, I am totally fine, outgoing having a blast. Yet if i like a girl I become Johnny retard and get beta as **** .

Anyone else like this? :U
#40 - fuckponiseatcaviar (09/26/2012) [-]
Most likely the reason you are friendzone is either you are too boring, or she really is this person who goes out with other guys and ignores you until she gets dumped. But if its the second one then she's a bitch and is going to continue to make bad decisions that do not involve you, but you stay around just for the chance to be with her, **** that. Go meet other people. The more people you meet the better your odds are.
#119 - gentlememe (09/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Read up, betafags.
#65 - clanktherobot (09/26/2012) [+] (8 replies)
User avatar #149 - chubberbrother (09/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I confessed my feelings to a friend. She ****** my cousin. So now I'm dating her brother. She is pissed off.
User avatar #87 - psychobeastjr (09/26/2012) [-]
it's not that hard to get girlfriends i get them all the time...

by raping them
#142 - nsfwanon (09/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I'm at an odd stage now. I wouldn't mind a relationship because they're actually quite fun if you're with someone you get along with. But every time I think about it I remember my last one and realise that I'm not ready for another one yet.

It's like I want a relationship, but I want to find someone who'll make me REALLY want one before I commit to one again. They say good things come to those who wait...

Pic related, it's what I'll be doing in the meantime.
User avatar #100 - turtlepoop (09/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
a lot of you guys don't get friendzoned you get rejected
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