Programming in a nutshell. This feels familiar. I have no idea why..... I remember doing a program for my final project and it wouldn't work, and I couldn't figure out why, I spent 2 days going over each line in a 1600 line code, to
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Programming in a nutshell

This feels familiar. I have no idea why...

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#2 - mrparkinglot (09/25/2012) [+] (13 replies)
**mrparkinglot rolls 00**
#110 - baconrainbow (09/26/2012) [+] (10 replies)
I remember doing a program for my final project and it wouldn't work, and I couldn't ******* figure out why, I spent 2 days going over each line in a 1600 line code, to find out that I had accidently put a comma instead of a period.

Worst part is that debug tool didn't catch it for some reason, because the program would still run but it messed up a numerical calculation.
User avatar #38 - biggrand (09/25/2012) [+] (11 replies)
**biggrand rolls 05**

{
roll;2
Ifdubs;(true)
_post in;(bread)
else
spiderman;thread
}
#134 - MrOblivious (09/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I dropped programming for this semester because I was too lost.   
   
And in my tutorials my tutor was an asswipe.   
   
*something is wrong with my code*   
   
Me: Uhh something is wrong with my code, not sure what it is...   
Tutor: I'll give a hint, there is something wrong in one of your lines   
   
YEAH, NO 						****					 SHERLOCK! I bloody know that ... that's why I asked for help...   
   
and he refused to help me further ... what a douche...
I dropped programming for this semester because I was too lost.

And in my tutorials my tutor was an asswipe.

*something is wrong with my code*

Me: Uhh something is wrong with my code, not sure what it is...
Tutor: I'll give a hint, there is something wrong in one of your lines

YEAH, NO **** SHERLOCK! I bloody know that ... that's why I asked for help...

and he refused to help me further ... what a douche...
User avatar #121 - LegititmateKyle (09/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
You know what really grinds my gears. Compiling with no errors, or warnings, and then nothing changes.
#283 - executorchunk (09/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
My story for anyone wanting to learn how to code....
> Started learning to program/code and build websites when I was 15
> became obsessed with it, dedicated all my time/energy to learning to build websites, blew off all my school work, never started working anywhere, never started driving till 20's
> People laughed and made fun of me for it in high school
> stopped caring about women/dating, lost all but a few friends after high school
> Went to community college, took programming courses annihilated all the programming courses from my superior knowledge
> Got free scholarship moneys for good grades at ****** school to go to good school
> Didn't even finish college yet, built website for Hollywood soap opera actor, started working for mega companies around the world
> mfw I get paid more than all those jerks in high school who went to big university's and are working for mcdonalds while I sit on my ass coding at home working less than 10 hours a week in the second worst economy in US history

I know PHP, MySQL, ASP.NET, Microsoft SQL, MS Access, VB.NET, C#, C++, C, Python, B, Basic, QBasic, Java, Javascript, Jquery, Perl, Dark GDK, XNA, some Python, XHTML/CSS for websites, and LOLCODE for ***** and giggles. I almost landed a job at Google not too long ago and got quit my last college because one of my comp science instructors got butt hurt over me knowing more than them. I've read over 10 programming books, started writing my own book which I am now doing as an online website instead that is a work in progress.
#295 - pimpstaa (09/26/2012) [-]
Post about coding, suddenly everyone is a professional.
#178 - Elderly Man (09/26/2012) [-]
This is all the programming I need
This is all the programming I need
#196 - thekingofangmar (09/26/2012) [-]
**thekingofangmar rolled a random image posted in comment #232397 at Anime & Manga ** mfw im learning to program
User avatar #415 - TheFixer (09/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i just smash my face on the keyboard till it works.
User avatar #419 to #415 - mlprapist (09/26/2012) [-]
FJ here we have the person the designed apple maps
#143 - alexzerian (09/26/2012) [-]
****					 yeah Java!
**** yeah Java!
#105 - beyondanon (09/26/2012) [-]
HFW
#118 - dafuqz (09/26/2012) [-]
I can confirm this.
I can confirm this.
#367 - anonymous (09/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
You know why it feels familiar? Because you stole it from Reddit.
#377 to #367 - riffz (09/26/2012) [-]
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#311 - anonymous (09/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
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#318 to #311 - hockeynerd (09/26/2012) [-]
I can't wait for my vacation to Estonia!!!

-said no one ever
User avatar #3 - zanosa (09/25/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Just started college for programming, got into Java - professor doesn't explain what the **** any of the necessary "static/void" methods are. :|

Oh well - I'll learn eventually... I hope.
User avatar #4 to #3 - moorbs (09/25/2012) [-]
Mate! Now is the perfect time to ask for extra help. It's the start of the year and they're expecting a complete mix of skill levels. Contact your personal tutor or head of year and they'll send you to the right person. Don't let the work pile up or you'll regret it.
User avatar #242 - grayrhino (09/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
E=owner():hand()
EE=owner():face()
E:applyForce(EE:pos()*E:mass())
#225 - rileyjstrickland (09/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
<?php   
$op = "faggot";   
if ($op = "faggot")   
{   
echo "Yup a fag";   
}   
else   
{   
$op = "faggot";   
echo "Yup a fag";   
}   
?>   
Sorry, couldn't help myself.
<?php
$op = "faggot";
if ($op = "faggot")
{
echo "Yup a fag";
}
else
{
$op = "faggot";
echo "Yup a fag";
}
?>
Sorry, couldn't help myself.
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