fuck yeah, norwegian russ. this sir is a hero.. I live in Norway, just like many other FJ-users. This year is also my 3rd year at the gymnasium, meaning it's my turn to be one of these so-called "russ&qu
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fuck yeah, norwegian russ

this sir is a hero

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#132 - isus (09/25/2012) [-]
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#131 - Dsendhunter (09/25/2012) [-]
can someone fill me in on what russ is?
#134 to #131 - khalkhani (09/25/2012) [-]
Scratch that other comment; ''Russ (singular and plural) is a participant in the traditional Norwegian upper secondary high school (equivalent to high school or the British equivalent to sixth form) graduation ceremony known as russefeiring (russ celebration). Russ are easily recognized by their distinctive overalls.''
#135 to #134 - Dsendhunter (09/25/2012) [-]
sooooooooo they go out for a week and party once they graduated or something?
User avatar #138 to #135 - monsterlol (09/25/2012) [-]
They party for three to four weeks.
#140 to #138 - Dsendhunter (09/25/2012) [-]
AH! danke, gracias, and all that jazz
#137 to #135 - khalkhani (09/25/2012) [-]
When they're about to graduate it gets celebrated furiously :P Exhibit A above :P
#141 to #137 - Dsendhunter (09/25/2012) [-]
thanks bud
#136 to #135 - electrictroll (09/25/2012) [-]
Actually they party for a month before their exams.
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User avatar #125 - Temperance (09/25/2012) [-]
> Think it's two girls and a guy
> feelsgoodman.jpg
> Wait...
> Girl #1 kind looks like a long haired dude
> Girl #2's face and chest are obscured
> Might be three guys
> Can't unsee
> This never happened...skip
User avatar #130 to #125 - gingeraletwo (09/25/2012) [-]
The one getting ****** has a really feminine shape to her where her skin is showing.
#121 - fluffed (09/25/2012) [-]
all of my sexual
#119 - braun (09/25/2012) [-]
Not sure if his kissing a boy or a girl... back to you prof. Oak
#114 - theguywithnopants (09/25/2012) [-]
Everyone is getting laid but me.
User avatar #117 to #114 - oceanmist ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
Try putting pants on. It's a turnoff at first.
#118 to #117 - theguywithnopants (09/25/2012) [-]
Bitches can live with it.
User avatar #112 - isradam (09/25/2012) [-]
how the **** did this get 2nd page without being flagged
#113 to #112 - ramerez ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
no nudity
User avatar #123 to #113 - isradam (09/25/2012) [-]
Fine you win this time
#142 to #123 - ramerez ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
I WIN!!

I HAVE NEVER WON SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET!! well except a bunch of iPads on Porn websites.
#109 - Gedziuzzz (09/25/2012) [-]
Some guy getting AIDS from sluts is your hero? Wow OP...
#107 - thebiscitking (09/25/2012) [-]
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User avatar #98 - realgooner (09/25/2012) [-]
Being "Russ" isn't all that good, believe me.
#94 - goldenglimmer (09/25/2012) [-]
I live in Norway, just like many other FJ-users. This year is also my 3rd year at the gymnasium, meaning it's my turn to be one of these so-called "russ". However, unlike most, I will be sober this entire year. At first it was in order to remain in good shape for a heavy work out regime I'm undergoing, and made the decision to abstain from alcohol with reluctance. But now, after some consideration, I feel like I've protected a part of my humanity; like I've saved myself from a destructive, nihilistic philosophy that produces nothing but moral decadence.

The tradition of russ came into existence a long time ago. It used to be something special; something one could look forward to. Now, seeing the display of disgusting, almost animal tendencies the russ have had the last twenty years, I have come to despise the whole celebration. It truly is an abomination in our society, and serves only to further develop an already broken culture.

I have so many friends who have participated in these "celebrations". I can tell you, those who come out with their dignity intact are the minority. Most people, although many may not want to admit it, have tremendous remorse for the way they behaved, and the way they degraded themselves.

Call me a ****** , but what about dignity, love, respect, honor, humilty, loyalty, modesty? The things that we all in truth strive for; the things that provide meaning and value in our lives, and make us human. These are forgotten virtues, often scoffed at by those who would assert themselves "superior". Superior to morals, to virtue and to good and evil. Superior to the "bigotry" of self-restraint and free from the confines of morality. Yes, that is what our culture today teaches us. Not to be free, but to be free from restraint. To act on all your base emotions and insticts.

Is this man boy a hero? No. Nor does he deserve the title "sir", because that would imply chivalry.

I'm sorry FJ, I can't come to terms with this.
Red thumbs, I embrace you.
#143 to #94 - anonymous (09/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, when's the last time you jerked it to some prons?
User avatar #127 to #94 - partnerintroll ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
Join me, sir, and enter the existential lifestyle where we escape nihilism through nobility. <3
User avatar #126 to #94 - ltsparky (09/25/2012) [-]
That was epic
#122 to #94 - mablemoox (09/25/2012) [-]
Your first language isn't even English and you speak it better than I do.
#110 to #94 - necrolich (09/25/2012) [-]
Kid in the picture looks like he's having fun.
I like fun.
#106 to #94 - anonymous (09/25/2012) [-]
tldr: I like trains
User avatar #104 to #94 - drownedmoon ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
i had to break my brain to thumb you up.

You deserve every shatterd piece.
#103 to #94 - slaykingftw (09/25/2012) [-]
i agree with you... its not just in Norway though. this perverse degeneration into animalistic impulsivity is spread in most post modern countries
User avatar #102 to #94 - spikethepony (09/25/2012) [-]
.... you've just restored my hope for mankind's.... well, potential to stay mankind.
User avatar #100 to #94 - xxkittypowaxx (09/25/2012) [-]
that's some deep ****
#99 to #94 - anonymous (09/25/2012) [-]
don't take part in it then Just do the fun drinking with friends/classmate thing :)
#93 - esmebuffay (09/25/2012) [-]
It doesn't take much to be a hero nowadays eh?
User avatar #88 - scareragnarok (09/25/2012) [-]
i'm browsing this at work
User avatar #90 to #88 - scareragnarok (09/25/2012) [-]
I forgot to mention I work for my dad and he walked by as this loaded
User avatar #83 - alvinruss ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
what does "russ" stand for? if you dont mind me asking.
User avatar #85 to #83 - TheMather ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
Nothing, it's a word, not an acronym.
What it means is a person who partakes in certain events during his senior year of high school. Those events include drinking, sex, drinking, partying, drinking and then finally a parade during the 17th of may, Norway's Constitution Day, finished off by drinking.
#75 - thisishardtofapto (09/25/2012) [-]
this is not an unusual sight during the russ-time. happened to quite a few people i know actually. you see, in norway when we finish 13 years of school we have a month long celebration called the "russ-time". everyone is able to pull off this kind of stuff because most people are reaaaaally drunk all the time. it's too good to be explained really....

especially if you are on a bus (pic related). i was on one of the buses this year. it means party EVERY single day for 1 whole month (may) and atttend this major parties where the buses gathers and makes noise and light for everyone who is russ.

PS: you get a pinewood for having casual sex with a random girl in the forest. 8/10 gets one i'd say. i got one lol...
User avatar #67 - scottysglasses (09/25/2012) [-]
What the **** does "russ" mean?
#74 to #67 - anonymous (09/25/2012) [-]
Its a time at the end of the school year, where people who are graduating is partying their asses off for a month. The people who are partying are called russ.
User avatar #80 to #74 - theevilmuffin (09/25/2012) [-]
No -.-
You don't have to graduate to become a Russ. Just need to have gone to school for 13 years
User avatar #58 - mmmilovemeth (09/25/2012) [-]
You lot do realise that the people in this photo may well be under 18, ergo Child Porn?
User avatar #76 to #58 - WhattheNorris (09/25/2012) [-]
This is the internet. Child porn is a specialty.
#63 to #58 - espengevelt (09/25/2012) [-]
uuuum no, all russ is 18, or over.
#116 to #63 - anonymous (09/25/2012) [-]
i was 17 when i did russ
User avatar #108 to #63 - withearstosee (09/25/2012) [-]
blåruss / blueruss doesn't have to be 18
User avatar #61 to #58 - carlsen (09/25/2012) [-]
russ is always over 18 years, so not they're not...
#86 to #61 - anonymous (09/25/2012) [-]
Feil, jeg kommer til å være 17 når jeg blir russ (2013)
User avatar #139 to #86 - monsterlol (09/25/2012) [-]
Da har du bare fullført to år og kommer kun til å være blåruss. Da kan du ikke være med på russearrangementer osv.
#71 to #61 - hisnameisjake (09/25/2012) [-]
nvm I scrolled down
User avatar #70 to #61 - hisnameisjake (09/25/2012) [-]
whats russ mean? Im guessing I dont know because its a norwegian thing
User avatar #73 to #70 - carlsen (09/25/2012) [-]
russ is graduation students who party like hell the 3 or 4 weeks before the exams, lol
User avatar #56 - AngNoop (09/25/2012) [-]
well i need to say.. Anyone got a Sauce?
#54 - boskoisbeast (09/25/2012) [-]
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#53 to #50 - selfdenyingbeggar ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
what's a russ?
#64 to #53 - anonymous (09/25/2012) [-]
A bunch of ******** idiots that run around doing unimportant **** to get knots on their hat threads. They are very fond of drinking and stupidity and they claim they are celebrating the end of school, which in truth they are. But I just find them ******* stupid and annoying anyway. This happens every year around spring time and it is tradition in Norway. Those who celebrate are those who finish gymnasium or another secondary school. At the end of the russe tid they march through the city in the city's 17th may parade and they are incredibly enough, sober.
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