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Rally driver admits he has no idea what cabdriver is talking
about
Ti Tep British rally driver, Mark Fischer,
taday found himself at the centre tof a
storm tof cen traverse after confessing that
he had abseil tely he idea what his leng-
term cabdriver, Gethin Davis, was talking
abaut during races.
it had been assumed that cabdrivers were
reading 'pace States', a series
in stra cti ens describing haw negate ate
the read layout ahead, but Fischer claims
the net's are ‘teal nonsense' and that
he has simply been humouring his co-
driver all these years. ‘It' s just gibberish,'
he said. Tut the regulate ens say that
there must be twe peeple in the car at all times during the race, and Gethin was a geed mate so I
always just teek him alang fer the ride.'
Davis is reported ta. be furious at Fischer' s statement and maintains that they were equal partners in
the team, but Fisher has been quick dismiss this.
Oh, cemo ton,' he said. 'l mean, '50 and stop bright half minus maybe and
absolute crest 5001 What the hell am I supposed to make ? that when I' m flat wt ever a jump
sideways at ?'
This is net the first time Fischer has courted contreversy ever the rele tof cabdrivers. In 2009, after
finding himself with aut a cabdriver fer the Rally in Finland, he kidnapped a homeless man and
ferce bty strapped him inte the passenger seat ensure that the rule was
complied with. The stunt anly came ta light when inboard feelage taken during the race revealed that
rather than reading the 'pace notes', the Finnish cabdriver was in fact screaming the wards Th **** ?
ever and ever again, occasionally interspersed with ether phrases including, 'Watch tout fer that heme’
and ‘Slew down, you mad bastard'.
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User avatar #1 - facedodge (09/24/2012) [-]
photos of the homeless dude screaming please!
#61 - opa (09/25/2012) [-]
i was already smiling at the understanding part but the kidnapped homeless man killed me!
i was already smiling at the understanding part but the kidnapped homeless man killed me!
User avatar #55 - essaressa (09/25/2012) [-]
I think they should make it a rule that co-drivers should be homeless men the drivers forcibly take from the streets right before a race.
#74 to #55 - anon (09/25/2012) [-]
I read that RIGHT when i was drinking water, that hurt
User avatar #75 to #55 - fargone (09/25/2012) [-]
Pull a bag over their head and only take it off once the car's moving at at least 50 KPH.
User avatar #144 - giblets (09/25/2012) [-]
>Go on FJ
>See this
>Get angry at someone else uploading content I uploaded less than a day ago
>Rage
>Realise it's mine

I am not a smart man
User avatar #150 to #144 - trevcars (09/25/2012) [-]
Didn't you get a notification or something? :o
User avatar #190 to #150 - giblets (09/25/2012) [-]
I was on anon :(
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#181 to #144 - rottingwhaleanus **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #191 to #181 - giblets (09/25/2012) [-]
If so I haven't seen it!
#151 to #144 - EKcEntRIC (09/25/2012) [-]
lighten up you mad bastard!
#154 to #144 - nevrit (09/25/2012) [-]
Ohhhh, that made me chuckle
#127 - moosehat (09/25/2012) [-]
DRIVER WHAT R U DOIN

DRIVER PLS

DRIVER STAHP
#160 to #127 - bleeduntildeath (09/25/2012) [-]
wait is that the old man from the "another way to die" from disturbed?
User avatar #192 to #160 - moosehat (09/25/2012) [-]
I am indeed sorry to disappoint you with the fact that i dont know, i got the picture from googling "Homeless man" hope this answer satisfy you a little bit
#134 to #127 - zanosa (09/25/2012) [-]
Comment of the year.
#111 - AirborneAlpha (09/25/2012) [-]
Kidnapping a homeless man? What are you...stopping him from going home?
#79 - ItsMeBaby (09/25/2012) [-]
Fischer's face during the entire race.
Fischer's face during the entire race.
#152 to #79 - ifuhq (09/25/2012) [-]
His face after the race when he tells Davis.
His face after the race when he tells Davis.
User avatar #48 - DropDeadShred (09/25/2012) [-]
You know you're going to fast when a Finnish person calls you crazy.
#7 - rlmurp (09/25/2012) [-]
this...this is the funniest thing I've ever read. My roomate is into rally racing and was furious about this article. I've never laughed so hard in my life
User avatar #122 to #7 - teoferrazzi (09/25/2012) [-]
it's a fake..
#161 - gypz (09/25/2012) [-]
''50 5-left and stop 2-right half minus breaking into k- right 90 ''

<---- Drivers face*
#112 - darudelink (09/25/2012) [-]
That homeless guy made my day XD
#6 - anon (09/25/2012) [-]
dat last paragraph
#119 - tickleshits (09/25/2012) [-]
thumbs to you for actual funny post
thumbs to you for actual funny post
#138 to #119 - thenez (09/25/2012) [-]
that image
it is so
RELEVANT
i dont have any that are that relevant
#3 - whydoesntitwork (09/24/2012) [-]
"what the hell am i suppost to make of that when im flat over a jump sideways at 90mph" ******* lol.
#81 - masterfluffydubs (09/25/2012) [-]
Kidnapping a homeless man....hahhaahahhahaa
Kidnapping a homeless man....hahhaahahhahaa
#156 - Larousse (09/25/2012) [-]
How I imagine Rally racing in my head.
How I imagine Rally racing in my head.
#172 to #156 - mattdoggy (09/25/2012) [-]
all racing to me is just waiting on a crash or something like this
all racing to me is just waiting on a crash or something like this
#142 - hoorayforshane (09/25/2012) [-]
Where is this onboard video with the homeless guy?
I must see it.
#100 - therealredhood (09/25/2012) [-]
When did Nascar have that rule?
#86 - josieabby (09/25/2012) [-]
The driver to the homeless man.
User avatar #73 - jelliesman (09/25/2012) [-]
dat last paragraph
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