Title. . Rally driver admits he has no idea what cabdriver is talking about Ti Tep British rally driver, Mark Fischer, taday found himself at the centre tof a s
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Rally driver admits he has no idea what cabdriver is talking
about
Ti Tep British rally driver, Mark Fischer,
taday found himself at the centre tof a
storm tof cen traverse after confessing that
he had abseil tely he idea what his leng-
term cabdriver, Gethin Davis, was talking
abaut during races.
it had been assumed that cabdrivers were
reading 'pace States', a series
in stra cti ens describing haw negate ate
the read layout ahead, but Fischer claims
the net's are ‘teal nonsense' and that
he has simply been humouring his co-
driver all these years. ‘It' s just gibberish,'
he said. Tut the regulate ens say that
there must be twe peeple in the car at all times during the race, and Gethin was a geed mate so I
always just teek him alang fer the ride.'
Davis is reported ta. be furious at Fischer' s statement and maintains that they were equal partners in
the team, but Fisher has been quick dismiss this.
Oh, cemo ton,' he said. 'l mean, '50 and stop bright half minus maybe and
absolute crest 5001 What the hell am I supposed to make ? that when I' m flat wt ever a jump
sideways at ?'
This is net the first time Fischer has courted contreversy ever the rele tof cabdrivers. In 2009, after
finding himself with aut a cabdriver fer the Rally in Finland, he kidnapped a homeless man and
ferce bty strapped him inte the passenger seat ensure that the rule was
complied with. The stunt anly came ta light when inboard feelage taken during the race revealed that
rather than reading the 'pace notes', the Finnish cabdriver was in fact screaming the wards Th **** ?
ever and ever again, occasionally interspersed with ether phrases including, 'Watch tout fer that heme’
and ‘Slew down, you mad bastard'.
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Submitted: 09/24/2012
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User avatar #1 - facedodge (09/24/2012) [-]
photos of the homeless dude screaming please!
User avatar #55 - essaressa (09/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I think they should make it a rule that co-drivers should be homeless men the drivers forcibly take from the streets right before a race.
User avatar #144 - giblets (09/25/2012) [+] (6 replies)
>Go on FJ
>See this
>Get angry at someone else uploading content I uploaded less than a day ago
>Rage
>Realise it's mine

I am not a smart man
#61 - opa (09/25/2012) [-]
i was already smiling at the understanding part but the kidnapped homeless man killed me!
i was already smiling at the understanding part but the kidnapped homeless man killed me!
#79 - ItsMeBaby (09/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Fischer's face during the entire race.
Fischer's face during the entire race.
#127 - moosehat (09/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
DRIVER WHAT R U DOIN

DRIVER PLS

DRIVER STAHP
#111 - AirborneAlpha (09/25/2012) [-]
Kidnapping a homeless man? What are you...stopping him from going home?
#3 - whydoesntitwork (09/24/2012) [-]
"what the hell am i suppost to make of that when im flat over a jump sideways at 90mph" ******* lol.
#6 - anonymous (09/25/2012) [-]
dat last paragraph
User avatar #48 - DropDeadShred (09/25/2012) [-]
You know you're going to fast when a Finnish person calls you crazy.
#81 - masterfluffydubs (09/25/2012) [-]
Kidnapping a homeless man....hahhaahahhahaa
Kidnapping a homeless man....hahhaahahhahaa
#100 - therealredhood (09/25/2012) [-]
When did Nascar have that rule?
#7 - rlmurp (09/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
this...this is the funniest thing I've ever read. My roomate is into rally racing and was furious about this article. I've never laughed so hard in my life
#112 - darudelink (09/25/2012) [-]
That homeless guy made my day XD
#161 - gypz (09/25/2012) [-]
''50 5-left and stop 2-right half minus breaking into k- right 90 ''

<---- Drivers face*
#142 - hoorayforshane (09/25/2012) [-]
Where is this onboard video with the homeless guy?
I must see it.
User avatar #73 - jelliesman (09/25/2012) [-]
dat last paragraph
#54 - DivineInfinity (09/25/2012) [-]
MFW that last alinea
#45 - shaddz (09/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
OMG OP you glorious bastard, this is the first thing in my year and a half here that had me in an actual fit of laughter... good job sir!
OMG OP you glorious bastard, this is the first thing in my year and a half here that had me in an actual fit of laughter... good job sir!
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