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#11 - martiini
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(09/24/2012) [-]
Congratulations, you finally made a cock ring that actually fits you.
Congratulations, you finally made a cock ring that actually fits you.
#473 to #11 - sterlingarcher
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(09/25/2012) [-]
cock rings don't go around the cock? lol

>inb4 you dumbass, that's the joke.
#525 to #473 - Midirr
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(09/25/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO89qmjVkg4

you're probably mixing it up with the piercing
#526 to #525 - sterlingarcher
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(09/25/2012) [-]
Does no one read comments? it was a joke....
#531 to #526 - thedarkestrogue
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(09/25/2012) [-]
You dont deserve the name of sterlingarcher. At least his jokes are funny.
#532 to #531 - sterlingarcher
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(09/25/2012) [-]
The darkest rogue?

lol faggot
#533 to #532 - thedarkestrogue
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(09/25/2012) [-]
I see you have a lack of insults.
I guess I don't need to prove my point further.
#534 to #533 - sterlingarcher
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(09/25/2012) [-]
I'm just sayain, don't comment telling me I'm not funny, when you're name is ******* gay.
#535 to #534 - thedarkestrogue
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(09/25/2012) [-]
Again with calling everything gay.
Are you hiding something?

1. You're not funny. You're retarded.
2. My name is unique, unlike you whose name is taken from something popular, not to mention all of your insults have something to do with being gay.

I mean I could do the same thing to you and say your name is gay because its uncreative but I like to think i have a little more class than that.
#538 to #535 - sterlingarcher
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(09/25/2012) [-]
I think youre jimmies are being rustled. i apologize sir. go about your day. your name is wonderful and i like it.
#539 to #538 - thedarkestrogue
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(09/25/2012) [-]
My jimmies remain unrustled and you remain a fool.
Have a nice day.
#303 to #11 - whogivesadarn
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#511 to #11 - whyinuse
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(09/25/2012) [-]
Did someone say Tree Fiddy?
#514 to #11 - rakitas
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#529 to #11 - thedarkestrogue
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#517 to #11 - sheperdofthestars
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(09/25/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#58 to #11 - betterguygreg
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(09/25/2012) [-]
Your comment, accompanied by the cat, made me lose my ****. Thank you for this comment as well as your existence.
#62 to #11 - killerrook
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(09/25/2012) [-]
You sir just made my night.
#64 to #11 - isolotop
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(09/25/2012) [-]
You just made my day, may life be merciful to you my good sir.
#77 to #11 - SgtBaha
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(09/25/2012) [-]
OH SNAP
#12 to #11 - xXDeadpoolXx
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(09/24/2012) [-]
#13 to #12 - ibishotel
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(09/24/2012) [-]
#14 to #13 - xXDeadpoolXx
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(09/24/2012) [-]
how bout just two fiddy?
#15 to #14 - ibishotel
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(09/24/2012) [-]
If I give you two fiddy, you are gonna asume I got more!
#162 - zxczxcv
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(09/25/2012) [-]
i totally came
#166 to #162 - zxcvssv
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(09/25/2012) [-]
Brother?
#189 to #166 - bawsbattle
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(09/25/2012) [-]
I love family reunions
#196 to #166 - hsm
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(09/25/2012) [-]
how............... does that even..........**** damn awesome sauce
#452 to #166 - zxcvssv
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(09/25/2012) [-]
Where not even related.... I just saw this name this morning on my phone and though i got hacked XD
#82 - bloodynose
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(09/25/2012) [-]
For us Canadian's out there
#195 to #82 - canadafag
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(09/25/2012) [-]
It's.....beautiful.....
#540 to #195 - bloodynose
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(09/26/2012) [-]
You're name is beautiful :P
#471 to #82 - jakb
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(09/25/2012) [-]
Canadian's?

Honestly, does NOBODY no how to use an apostrophe correctly?

******* hell
#114 to #82 - thisotherdude
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(09/25/2012) [-]
My life is now truly complete.
My life is now truly complete.
#85 to #82 - Aerosmither
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(09/25/2012) [-]
I've now seen it all
#100 to #82 - phoenix grinder
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(09/25/2012) [-]
neat. when they first came out we tried to do that by putting them in the freezer and throwing them at a brick wall
#87 to #82 - spyter
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(09/25/2012) [-]
omg omg omg yes now i can die in pease
#3 - heavydutyfabricstr
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(09/24/2012) [-]
#4 to #3 - minutes [OP]
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(09/24/2012) [-]
#6 to #4 - heavydutyfabricstr
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(09/24/2012) [-]
Ohhhh it all makes "cents" now. I still realize that is not equal to a cent. But **** it, it was a pun.
#61 to #6 - enforcedno
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(09/25/2012) [-]
>neutral milk hotel
#59 to #6 - acharminbear
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(09/25/2012) [-]
did you mean butt **** it?
#70 to #6 - kaguradragon
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(09/25/2012) [-]
i wasn't going to make a gay joke butt **** it
#17 to #4 - norwegianlolz
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(09/24/2012) [-]
who you callin' pinhead?
#315 - implosay
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(09/25/2012) [-]
I just took a look at the comment section and looks like many of you guys (mostly americans it seems) have NEVER seen an euro in your life... Really? I mean it's Europe's money! It's freaking everywhere! Well maybe not everywhere but you see my point. I'm not implying that you guys are dumb or anything, I just don't get how you managed to never see one.
#352 to #315 - saladtongsofdeath
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(09/25/2012) [-]
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**saladtongsofdeath rolled a random image posted in comment #223438 at Anime & Manga ** well, theres a huge ******* body of water separating us, so its possible... thats like going to siberia and saying "really!? you guys have never seen a black person before??? back in my country, them ************* are EVERYWHERE
#435 to #352 - anon
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(09/25/2012) [-]
So you have never seen the ******* news? I have never been in another country and I know how the dollar/euro/mexican pesos look. What you're saying is ****** stupid
#510 to #435 - saladtongsofdeath
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(09/25/2012) [-]
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**saladtongsofdeath rolled a random image posted in comment #745226 at MLP Friendly Board ** look, 90% of europe is a tourist attraction, meanwhile US is not, (with the exception of NYC, LA, New Orleans, ect... and by you just saying you've seen euro/dollar/mexican peso look like, you've just proved my point
#408 to #352 - sirgammelbock
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(09/25/2012) [-]
I'm sure most people in siberia know what a black person looks like.
#338 to #315 - lordofthesea
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(09/25/2012) [-]
i've been to a bunch of countries (Denmark, latvia, poland, ireland, israel, Gibraltar [yes, only a colony but shhhh] and Britain) and i've gotta say, when you put your currency next to the dollar, it looks like monopoly money.

it doesn't even feel the same as a nice greenback. On my ship it's not uncommon to hear people say "i've spent like 500 monopoly money here. sheeeit!" but they're retards.
#356 to #338 - fosforgasxiii
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(09/25/2012) [-]
Maybe because those countries don't use the Euro except for Ireland.
#527 to #356 - lordofthesea
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(09/25/2012) [-]
Denmark uses kroner,
latvia uses Lats.
ireland uses Euro
poland uses Zlotys
israel uses Sheqalim
Gibraltar uses gibraltarian or british pounds (pictures are different)
Britain uses the pound

ALL of them are colorful and fanciful, and rather aesthetically pleasing, but they would be very similar to someone who hasnt seen them.

If I put an Icelandic Kroner mark next to a Danish one, you wouldnt be able to tell unless you looked closely. Some brits didnt recognize being paid in Gibraltarian currency, even though none of their bills look like that! but if you held a Dollar, you would know what it was. It's VERY clear.

Don't believe me? check.
#544 to #527 - fosforgasxiii
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(09/26/2012) [-]
So because our money is colorfull means that it's monopoly-money? Those colours make it easier to see which bill you have (5,10,20,50...?). Your money looks like it's paled by the sun, all your bills have the same colour.
Oh and our monopoly money is still more worth than your 'superior' American money.
#547 to #544 - lordofthesea
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(09/26/2012) [-]
Yes, it is superior in value.
Ever played monopoly? the money is all bright and colorful.
yours looks like a toy due to the association of colorful bills with board games.

I said "our money looks different from yours, i personally like mine better."

Sorry you're all butthurt about it, but if you put 5 different bills from various EU countries next to a dollar, you'll know which one is ours, but not necessarily the rest of them at glance. Didn't say A DAMN thing about it ACTUALLY being without value. it just feels like you're not spending anything sometimes due to this effect.
#548 to #547 - fosforgasxiii
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(09/26/2012) [-]
Well if you're used to using euros, it doesn't feel like you're not spending anything, believe me. It does to you because you're not used to it.
And when you compared our money with monopoly money, it just felt like you compared our economy with a boardgame (amateuristic, small-scaled, simple, nothing worth etc.) which is kinda denigrating.
#549 to #548 - lordofthesea
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(09/26/2012) [-]
no i was referring to how money for board games is colorful like that, and growing up in a country that has a monochromatic currency, the Euro and other currencies similar in appearance are psychologically similar to money used for games, which leads to excessive spending.
#350 to #338 - saladtongsofdeath
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(09/25/2012) [-]
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**saladtongsofdeath rolled a random image posted in comment #656702 at MLP Friendly Board ** yeah...i went to a money exchange office and handed them a $100... when they exchanged it, i wanted my dollars back
#319 to #315 - masterfluffydubs
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(09/25/2012) [-]
I understand it was foreign currency (which is changed frequently, depending on the country etc etc, (the style, stuff on the bills/notes/coins)) buttt....what is the joke here?
#349 to #315 - saladtongsofdeath
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#440 to #315 - anon
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(09/25/2012) [-]
just took a look at the comment section and looks like many of you guys (mostly Europeans it seems) have NEVER seen Canadian dollars, Brazilian reals, or Mexican pesos in your life... Really? I mean it's America's money! It's freaking everywhere! Well maybe not everywhere but you see my point. I'm not implying that you guys are dumb or anything, I just don't get how you managed to never see one.
#321 to #315 - mykoira
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(09/25/2012) [-]
there is no special not to have seen euro. i haven't seen any USD IRL except a quarter dollar and even that i saw only little.
#324 to #321 - implosay
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(09/25/2012) [-]
Well the USD is mostly used on the international market so it kind of makes sense that you've barely ever seen one. Not much "normal" people pay with USD, only companies for business.
#318 to #315 - jrondeau **User deleted account**
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(09/25/2012) [-]
To be fair though, the EU is a known tourist destination for many people, especially Americans, so it stands to reason that people in the EU would see lots of different types of currency. The US, on the other hand, only has a handful of tourist spots that people frequent, so unless you live around one of those, you probably haven't seen many different types of currency unless you've taken some course in school which shows you what they look like.
To be fair though, the EU is a known tourist destination for many people, especially Americans, so it stands to reason that people in the EU would see lots of different types of currency. The US, on the other hand, only has a handful of tourist spots that people frequent, so unless you live around one of those, you probably haven't seen many different types of currency unless you've taken some course in school which shows you what they look like.
#363 to #318 - bigmanblue
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(09/25/2012) [-]
except no one in the eu uses any other currency then the euro so that logic is flawed because we done have people coming over here and paying in usd or whatever they still use the euro even if they are tourists
#344 to #318 - hellmodd
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(09/25/2012) [-]
too bored to read but thumbed up for the kitteh D:
#322 to #318 - implosay
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(09/25/2012) [-]
I see... Yeah, it makes sense. Thank you clearing that out for me.
#339 to #315 - connorsg
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(09/25/2012) [-]
well ive never been outside of the USA, with the exception of Canada, but Canada has a seperate currency. So thats my best explanation for why.
#358 to #339 - downhillGuy
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(09/25/2012) [-]
So you haven’t seen any news in the last two years, you know while the whole euro crisis was threatening the global economy?
#152 - bossdelainternet
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(09/25/2012) [-]
what?
#246 to #152 - metired
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#255 to #246 - bossdelainternet
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(09/25/2012) [-]
i do now
#156 to #152 - jasonvgrace
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(09/25/2012) [-]
It's a coin, the coins have a copper/metal banding around them which is life's mission to remove
#185 to #152 - evanbendergtfo **User deleted account**
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#158 to #152 - EpicAmiss
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(09/25/2012) [-]
I hate these kind of jokes. It's like, they're awesome, but they make you have to look at the comments to get it.. But yeah, it's a euro, and if you've ever seen one, the color scheme would imply that they would split apart into the two segments you see above. But obviously, this is no easy task.. how this was done, i have no idea.
#190 to #158 - derpish
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(09/25/2012) [-]
you could always use a punch, (machinery that punches disks or holes into metal
#225 to #190 - thedippestofshits
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(09/25/2012) [-]
it's actually failry easy to do with a freezer and something like a ballpoint hammer. with euros atleast. try it.
#421 - marioauditore
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(09/25/2012) [-]
My face when a lot of amerifags are whining 'cause they don't care about eurofags posts.
#43 - smokedmeatlog
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(09/25/2012) [-]
i heard Canada is getting rid of their penny, is it true? (i know this is a euro, but im just wondering because i heard that today)
#44 to #43 - imacks
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(09/25/2012) [-]
You, Good sir.
ARE CORRECT OMGWTFBBQSAWS

You win nothing.
sorry...
#45 to #44 - rmehandru
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(09/25/2012) [-]
A simple yes would have sufficed you douchenozzle
#47 to #45 - smokedmeatlog
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(09/25/2012) [-]
i dont think i laughed that hard at anything on FJ before. i dont even have a reaction image to back me up. i actually ******* lol'd!
#48 to #47 - rmehandru
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(09/25/2012) [-]
Well it wasn't supposed to be funny but I'll take it
#50 to #48 - smokedmeatlog
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(09/25/2012) [-]
i really don't know why it was, i think its well put together
#52 to #50 - rmehandru
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(09/25/2012) [-]
Well alright then! Good day to you sir
#53 to #52 - smokedmeatlog
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(09/25/2012) [-]
and to you my good lad
#49 to #45 - imacks
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(09/25/2012) [-]
But that's just not anywhere NEARLY as entertaining.

I Rescind my apologies.
#51 to #49 - rmehandru
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(09/25/2012) [-]
I didn't think it was entertaining, but whatever floats your boat!
#46 to #43 - anon
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(09/25/2012) [-]
yeah so all the pennies that go to the bank are taken out of circulation I believe
#116 to #43 - thisotherdude
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(09/25/2012) [-]
We already did in a sense, we've stopped making them but they still count as valid currency. So there will never be another Canadian penny, doesn't matter much though since pennies are ******* everywhere, you'll never be able to truly get rid of them.
#60 to #43 - klick ONLINE
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(09/25/2012) [-]
We stopped making them for this year. There will be no 2012 pennies. It's because they cost so much to make, and there's already quite a lot in circulation. When we need more, we'll make more.
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#115 to #69 - spazzin
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(09/25/2012) [-]
He was talking about Canada in general.
#56 to #43 - kairuzesu
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(09/25/2012) [-]
yes, we've stopped making them so the next step is to get them out of circulation a little at a time...this of course meant that the nickel will be the new penny....so when we tire of that we move to dimes...quarters...loonies...toonies...five dollar bills...ten dollar bills...twenty dollar bills...fifty dollar bills...one hundered dollar bills...then we move to pure electric currency
#76 to #56 - SgtBaha
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(09/25/2012) [-]
Reminds be of RvB
Grif: Yeah. They could have shells, or laser beams for currency.
Simmons: Laser beams?
Grif: Yeah. That would be the coolest wallet ever.
#86 to #76 - kairuzesu
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(09/25/2012) [-]
you made my day with that red vs blue episode...at least until I watch the new episode
#88 to #56 - navestotwo
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(09/25/2012) [-]
Your over-use of ellipses is a disgraceful honor, but not a degradation of your honorable explanation.
Your over-use of ellipses is a disgraceful honor, but not a degradation of your honorable explanation.
#93 to #88 - kairuzesu
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(09/25/2012) [-]
I will apologize for that...It is a horrible habit formed because I tend...to have lingering thoughts...It...might be...because...of my lack of social skills...

In all seriousness though I do apologize.

@ lee5t I dunt typ liek thees lol #swag

I will try to improve in the future.
#97 to #93 - navestotwo
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(09/25/2012) [-]
Not a problem at all it's just it may seem annoying to others :D




I'm so stupid for complaining...

THUMB FOR YOU!
#379 - knifeplant
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(09/25/2012) [-]
I guess you can say this doesn't make any cents anymore.
#550 to #379 - rytul
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(10/02/2012) [-]
**rytul rolled a random comment #1367995 posted by whataloser at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** :
cockvore is the ****

#389 - verycoolusername
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(09/25/2012) [-]
That feel when you're American and your superior money doesn't fall apart.
#433 to #389 - zaskaishi
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(09/25/2012) [-]
Actually if you were smart, youd know Canadian currency is actually worth more then ours.
#446 to #433 - newcoolusername
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(09/25/2012) [-]
If you were smart you should've read my other comments in this thread which say that this was ment as a joke (because there were no pics of broken dollars, therefore the dollar is "superior").
But I was forgotten that if a European jokes about other nations it's funny and when an American jokes about other nations everyone is like "you filthy nationalist scum, america sucks and you're a retard".

I also wish to end this debate and get a new start on fj, peace to everyone.
#537 to #446 - zaskaishi
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(09/25/2012) [-]
fite me irl pssy
#400 to #389 - splinterloo
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(09/25/2012) [-]
That feel when I'm an American even if I think you're being a total ******* asshole right now.
#402 to #400 - verycoolusername
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(09/25/2012) [-]
Why am I an asshole? What did I do wrong?

#403 to #402 - splinterloo
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(09/25/2012) [-]
Read your ******* comment, you're being a total nationalist prick.
#412 to #403 - verycoolusername
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(09/25/2012) [-]
What is nationalistic about it? If I said that American people or culture are superior I would be a nationalistic prick.
You don't need to be nationalistic to see that the dollar is superior to the euro (less financial problems, oil- and goldprice is measured in dollar etc). And our mints are harder to damage which kinda symbolises the strenght of the American economy which is even in crisis the world's largest.
#443 to #412 - Crusader
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(09/25/2012) [-]
Except that when you look at trade globally, and not just with the USA, you will see that Euro, Yen and many other forms of currency pop up as often as the dollar.
Not to mention your dollar is actually weaker than the Canadian Dollar.
#413 to #412 - splinterloo
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(09/25/2012) [-]
The thought that I live on the same hemisphere as you, makes me feel stupid.

Seriously, as a matter of fact, you being alive makes me feel stupid.
#420 to #413 - verycoolusername
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(09/25/2012) [-]
I'll repeat myself again; I have nothing against Europe nor do I feel superior for being American.
I stated that originally as a joke (ok a lame one, I know), it's not my fault people get butthurt over it. The fact that you feel stupid over things other people say is your problem.
#424 to #420 - splinterloo
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(09/25/2012) [-]
Seriously, the red thumbs mean stop bro.
#427 to #424 - verycoolusername
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(09/25/2012) [-]
Like I care for thumbs.
But allright, I'll apologise for everyone whose feelings I've hurt with my comments.

#442 to #427 - JimmyBananas
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**JimmyBananas rolls 87**
#456 to #389 - voltkills
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#449 to #389 - TheRedDog
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(09/25/2012) [-]
YOU are why everyone hates America.
#438 to #389 - minutes [OP]
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(09/25/2012) [-]
mfw he got banned because he received too many red thumbs here
mfw he got banned because he received too many red thumbs here
#454 to #438 - fosforgasxiii
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(09/25/2012) [-]
I know it was wrong what he told, but did he deserve all this hate? This was just a case of failed sarcasm.
And I'm not American btw.
#394 to #389 - themightylocust
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(09/25/2012) [-]
That feel when TWO POUND COINS ************.
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#397 to #394 - verycoolusername
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#411 to #397 - silverhyozanryu
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(09/25/2012) [-]
That feel when no one gives a **** and money is money.

I feel sorry for Americans that are smart because it's people like you that make them all look and sound dumb.
#398 to #389 - minutes [OP]
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