Florida. Still Counts had sex. In Florida, molesting alligators is against state law. Everywhere else, it' s just stupid. florida flori duh prohibited Warning alligators present waters Park dangersous law sex molesting
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In Florida, molesting alligators is against state law.
Everywhere else, it' s just stupid.
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Submitted: 09/24/2012
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#1 - rossoneri (09/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#14 to #1 - ohgodwaitimatheist (09/25/2012) [-]
I'm not faking a thing.
I'm not faking a thing.
#20 - mattdoggy (09/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Live in Florida
>have caught many gators before
>wanted to do the gender test thing like on the shows
>shoved finger up gator parts
>called "sexing" it
>guys...i....i think ive molested a gator.
#24 - MrHare (09/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Dumb.
The primary explicit definition of molestation is "to bother, interfere with, or annoy" and it's obvious in this context that this is the intended definition.
I love the colour red
#44 - nordicmike (09/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
If you actually know what the definition of molesting is, this post is so ******* stupid. There is big difference between "sexual molestation" and "molestation".
User avatar #46 to #44 - Clone (09/25/2012) [-]
Does that make molesting a wild alligator any less stupid?
#12 - killerrook (09/25/2012) [-]
I can imagine a 15 year old kid yelling YOLO and getting his face bitten off...
User avatar #80 - ribar (09/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
just for the record when they refer to "molesting" an alligator they are talking about just touching them, not in the sexual sense
#31 - rawrasaurus (09/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Hey, a new dragon shout!

FLO RI DUH!!!
#81 - dafuqman (09/25/2012) [-]
**** you guys, i'm gettin laid.
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#55 - mayormcdick (09/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
in denmark sex with animals is legal   
						****					 YEAH
in denmark sex with animals is legal
**** YEAH
#17 - gonzocos (09/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
i was taking my boating test for FL, and one of the questions were about molesting manatees
User avatar #21 to #19 - mattdoggy (09/25/2012) [-]
not true
i did your mom
User avatar #25 - kinaran (09/25/2012) [-]
Its fer all ya dumb asses who come from outa state to party and vacation here and decide to play with a 300lb wild carnivorus reptile.
#22 - kreekydoorS (09/25/2012) [-]
Aligators are sexy
#83 - mrkillernine (09/25/2012) [-]
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#16 - fourtwentt (09/25/2012) [-]
thats why these guys live in louisiana.....fastt
#87 - yeahhhbuddy (09/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Alligators face when getting molested
Alligators face when getting molested
#4 - badpussy (09/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
****** retards.

Molest-Pester or harass (someone), typically in an aggressive or persistent manner.
#9 to #8 - badpussy (09/25/2012) [-]
No. People obviously don't understand the definition of molest.
User avatar #45 - tikledpikle (09/25/2012) [+] (21 replies)
dude, molesting gators is floridians favorite past time.
User avatar #50 to #49 - holdup (09/25/2012) [-]
dosen't matter, you molest a gator you are taking the risk, may as well if it wants to or not.
User avatar #13 - unlucki (09/25/2012) [-]
Molesting also = touching
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