Florida. Still Counts had sex. In Florida, molesting alligators is against state law. Everywhere else, it' s just stupid. florida flori duh prohibited Warning alligators present waters Park dangersous law sex molesting
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Florida. Still Counts had sex. In Florida, molesting alligators is against state law. Everywhere else, it' s just stupid.

Still Counts had sex

In Florida, molesting alligators is against state law.
Everywhere else, it' s just stupid.
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#14 to #1 - ohgodwaitimatheist (09/25/2012) [-]
I'm not faking a thing.
I'm not faking a thing.
#20 - mattdoggy (09/25/2012) [-]
>Live in Florida
>have caught many gators before
>wanted to do the gender test thing like on the shows
>shoved finger up gator parts
>called "sexing" it
>guys...i....i think ive molested a gator.
User avatar #86 to #20 - haveagoodone (09/25/2012) [-]
i don't know many peopple who can say that?
#61 to #20 - elamosupremo (09/25/2012) [-]
How deep in?
#24 - MrHare (09/25/2012) [-]
Dumb.
The primary explicit definition of molestation is "to bother, interfere with, or annoy" and it's obvious in this context that this is the intended definition.
I love the colour red
User avatar #26 to #24 - zackarificous ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
I don't know... In Miami beach it's illegal to imitate any animal.
#12 - killerrook (09/25/2012) [-]
I can imagine a 15 year old kid yelling YOLO and getting his face bitten off...
#44 - nordicmike (09/25/2012) [-]
If you actually know what the definition of molesting is, this post is so ******* stupid. There is big difference between "sexual molestation" and "molestation".
User avatar #46 to #44 - Clone ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
Does that make molesting a wild alligator any less stupid?
#31 - rawrasaurus (09/25/2012) [-]
Hey, a new dragon shout!

FLO RI DUH!!!
#81 - dafuqman (09/25/2012) [-]
**** you guys, i'm gettin laid.
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User avatar #68 to #67 - sonicwind (09/25/2012) [-]
omg you are the first person to point this out, please explain how this is smarter than raping an alligator
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#17 - gonzocos (09/25/2012) [-]
i was taking my boating test for FL, and one of the questions were about molesting manatees
User avatar #18 to #17 - sonicwind (09/25/2012) [-]
according to university studies manatee vags are the closest to human female vags in the animal kindom. They say ******* a manatee would feel the same. Who studies this and how ... i dont want to know
#19 to #18 - anon (09/25/2012) [-]
dude, molesting means to bother, not to rape. what they mean is DON'T bother the animals, and I doubt anyone would be able to "have sex with" a manatee 1,300 pound animal.
User avatar #21 to #19 - mattdoggy (09/25/2012) [-]
not true
i did your mom
User avatar #80 - ribar (09/25/2012) [-]
just for the record when they refer to "molesting" an alligator they are talking about just touching them, not in the sexual sense
#82 to #80 - captainp (09/25/2012) [-]
Not sure why they thumb you down, when you're absolutely right. It's just bad choice of words on the sign, because by "molesting" people usually mean sexual abuse and not "touching things to annoy them".
The picture is hilarious, because of this fact.
User avatar #25 - kinaran (09/25/2012) [-]
Its fer all ya dumb asses who come from outa state to party and vacation here and decide to play with a 300lb wild carnivorus reptile.
#22 - kreekydoorS (09/25/2012) [-]
Aligators are sexy
#55 - mayormcdick (09/25/2012) [-]
in denmark sex with animals is legal   
			****		 YEAH
in denmark sex with animals is legal
**** YEAH
User avatar #78 to #55 - dyllygaf (09/25/2012) [-]
Imma go to Denmark and **** me and alligator RIGHT NOW
#91 to #78 - mayormcdick (09/25/2012) [-]
there's just one problem, we don't have any alligators
#83 - mrkillernine (09/25/2012) [-]
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#16 - fourtwentt (09/25/2012) [-]
thats why these guys live in louisiana.....fastt
#87 - yeahhhbuddy (09/25/2012) [-]
Alligators face when getting molested
Alligators face when getting molested
User avatar #13 - unlucki (09/25/2012) [-]
Molesting also = touching
#88 - yeahhhbuddy (09/25/2012) [-]
LOL
LOL
#4 - badpussy (09/25/2012) [-]
****** retards.

Molest-Pester or harass (someone), typically in an aggressive or persistent manner.
User avatar #8 to #4 - dwraith (09/25/2012) [-]
<--- The joke
You
#9 to #8 - badpussy (09/25/2012) [-]
No. People obviously don't understand the definition of molest.
User avatar #10 to #9 - dwraith (09/25/2012) [-]
No, people do, but if taken in the context that apparently everyone but you is capable of understanding it in, specifically the use of molest in a sexual manner, the sign becomes quite humorous.

Especially since you left out the second definition like a little dumbass:
2. Assault or abuse (a person, esp. a woman or child) sexually.
#11 to #10 - badpussy (09/25/2012) [-]
I guess if being a retard for something to be funny is your thing have at it.
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