Florida. Still Counts had sex. In Florida, molesting alligators is against state law. Everywhere else, it' s just stupid.
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In Florida, molesting alligators is against state law.
Everywhere else, it' s just stupid.
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Submitted: 09/24/2012
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#89 - mrdarthy has deleted their comment [-]
#88 - yeahhhbuddy (09/25/2012) [-]
#87 - yeahhhbuddy (09/25/2012) [-]
Alligators face when getting molested
Alligators face when getting molested
#83 - mrkillernine (09/25/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#81 - dafuqman (09/25/2012) [-]
**** you guys, i'm gettin laid.
User avatar #80 - ribar (09/25/2012) [-]
just for the record when they refer to "molesting" an alligator they are talking about just touching them, not in the sexual sense
#82 to #80 - captainp (09/25/2012) [-]
Not sure why they thumb you down, when you're absolutely right. It's just bad choice of words on the sign, because by "molesting" people usually mean sexual abuse and not "touching things to annoy them".
The picture is hilarious, because of this fact.
#75 - insevin (09/25/2012) [-]
Whats the joke? Molesting alligators does nothing but harm them and yourself, whether its simple provocation or actual rape.
#67 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #68 to #67 - sonicwind (09/25/2012) [-]
omg you are the first person to point this out, please explain how this is smarter than raping an alligator
#69 to #68 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#55 - mayormcdick (09/25/2012) [-]
in denmark sex with animals is legal   
						****					 YEAH
in denmark sex with animals is legal
**** YEAH
User avatar #78 to #55 - dyllygaf (09/25/2012) [-]
Imma go to Denmark and **** me and alligator RIGHT NOW
#91 to #78 - mayormcdick (09/25/2012) [-]
there's just one problem, we don't have any alligators
#52 - lezbeyan ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
Flo Rida?
User avatar #45 - tikledpikle (09/25/2012) [-]
dude, molesting gators is floridians favorite past time.
User avatar #47 to #45 - holdup (09/25/2012) [-]
yup, just rustlin' their jimmies, but sometimes it gets a little sexual....
User avatar #49 to #47 - tikledpikle (09/25/2012) [-]
yes, sometimes. but in those case's, the gator was just asking for it. they wanted it, and they knew it.
User avatar #50 to #49 - holdup (09/25/2012) [-]
dosen't matter, you molest a gator you are taking the risk, may as well if it wants to or not.
User avatar #51 to #50 - tikledpikle (09/25/2012) [-]
i see what you mean. it's all or nothing.
User avatar #53 to #51 - holdup (09/25/2012) [-]
yup, like it or not a gator is a vicious creature, they don't differentiate, may as well molest any ol' one.
User avatar #54 to #53 - tikledpikle (09/25/2012) [-]
you think steve irwin did that when the cameras where off? he did REALLY love animals...
User avatar #58 to #54 - holdup (09/25/2012) [-]
well, to piss them off so they would thrash more, he shoved his thumb in their ass.
User avatar #59 to #58 - tikledpikle (09/25/2012) [-]
"I'm gonna sneak up on the crocodile, and stick my thumb, up his butthole."
User avatar #60 to #59 - holdup (09/25/2012) [-]
"it is a vicious creature that could rip me in half and eat my entrails, and will probably do so if I get any closer, let's get closer."
User avatar #62 to #60 - tikledpikle (09/25/2012) [-]
"that's a black mamba, the most venomest snake in the world. one bite and i'll die instantly. i'm gonna go pet it."
User avatar #63 to #62 - holdup (09/25/2012) [-]
this here is a white rhino, if it so much as sees me, it will begin to charge, crush me against a tree, disembowel me with it's 2 foot horn and trample the rest of me in to a gooey red paste, I'm going to attempt to mate with it.
User avatar #64 to #63 - tikledpikle (09/25/2012) [-]
that's a hive of the african killer bee. they attack everything they see until it's dead. i'm gonna poke my head in there to have a look around.
User avatar #65 to #64 - holdup (09/25/2012) [-]
this here is a colony of bullet ants, if they detect the slightest minute vibration of a person walking by thousands of them will come crawling out on to the body of the victim (covering them with thousands of ants) and they will sting with a non-lethal toxin so painful it feels like getting shot with a .22 cal bullet. i'm going to do an Irish river dance.
(funniest conversation ever)
User avatar #66 to #65 - tikledpikle (09/25/2012) [-]
look there, this is the tiger shark. the most aggressive and deadliest shark in the ocean. it attacks everything on sight. i'm gonna go make out with it.

i agree, this has been a very eventful morning for me. though now i miss that crazy australian.
User avatar #70 to #66 - holdup (09/25/2012) [-]
and that is a stingray, I'm not gonna go near that fukken thing!
I know, the **** on discovery now is crap "deadliest catch" that crap got old after s1 yes, you fish crabs, yes, they can remove a finger, we get it.
User avatar #71 to #70 - tikledpikle (09/25/2012) [-]
i can't watch discovery anymore, unless there's something about space or deep sea exploring. all these shows freakin suck these days.
User avatar #72 to #71 - holdup (09/25/2012) [-]
what the **** happened to "wild discovery" that **** was chronic.
User avatar #73 to #72 - tikledpikle (09/25/2012) [-]
Right?! and when the **** did the history channel stop airing shows about history?? whats with all these pawn shop shows and repo shows? that ain't history!!! it's ******* retarded! i want to watch more history programs dammit!
User avatar #84 to #73 - holdup (09/25/2012) [-]
(continued from 76) well, the ancient Egyptians had electricity. You need to login to view this link they found this ****** just outside of Baghdad.
User avatar #74 to #73 - holdup (09/25/2012) [-]
if I ever go back to neveda, im gonna find the ***** running the pawn shop, and I'm going to call and ask for "battle toads" until one in the morning, and since when did aliens become history? I thought they were futuristic **** !
User avatar #76 to #74 - tikledpikle (09/25/2012) [-]
oh if you do that, you have to record it! i can see where the aliens would fit into history, they're mentioned in alot of old texts and hyrogliphics. but still, i like learning about ancient wars and **** .
#44 - nordicmike (09/25/2012) [-]
If you actually know what the definition of molesting is, this post is so ******* stupid. There is big difference between "sexual molestation" and "molestation".
User avatar #46 to #44 - Clone ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
Does that make molesting a wild alligator any less stupid?
#43 - rollcore ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
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#41 - leterma (09/25/2012) [-]
Yea it has to be law here cause the ****** stupid ass white people will go "pet" the ******* and never be seen again. And then people wonder "Why did the alligator do that"
#40 - anonymous (09/25/2012) [-]
I actually live in south Florida, and I have never seen an alligator in person before. You have to be looking for one, to find one.
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#35 - alucardshellhound (09/25/2012) [-]
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#34 - OldSnake ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
Did someone say, "Florida"?
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