Prank Phone Call. . Me - sleeping peacefully. At it am, a phone eall wakes me up. I decide to answer seeing as I am annoyed and want to tell whoever is balling  Prank Phone Call Me - sleeping peacefully At it am a phone eall wakes me up I decide to answer seeing as annoyed and want tell whoever is balling
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Prank Phone Call

Me - sleeping peacefully. At it am, a phone
eall wakes me up. I decide to answer seeing
as I am annoyed and want to tell whoever is
balling off. Trying to be casual, I say Hello.
What I hear on the other line: "Listen
Crystal, have you seen Meth?” (stupidest
icke in the world). I can hear voices in the
background, laughing their ass' s off.
Obviously I' m on speaker phone. So, once
the laughter has died down a bit I reply
calmly “Mark (picking rrandom name
hoping I get lucky), I have been meaning to
eall you. After that one night stand we had a
while back, I got pregnant. Mark, you’ re the
father." By this time the other line is silent
and I know everyone is listening. I' m trying
not to laugh. A couple of seconds pass and I
hear a panicking voice: ‘Kate? (My name' s
not Kate) Is that you? Shit!" And the line
goes dead. My dreams were beautiful that
night.
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Views: 112143 Submitted: 09/24/2012