getting even. im such a tease it hurts. In 1935, I was in high school and got close to a girl from a wealthy family. Almost dating. Great girl. Her parents were
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getting even

im such a tease it hurts

In 1935, I was in high school and
got close to a girl from a wealthy
family. Almost dating. Great girl.
Her parents were okay
with me, hut her ********* older
brother was not
ii' isti.
He wouldn' t take "nope" for an
answer, so he got two of his
buddies and jumped me after work.
Her parents asked me to not:
press charges.
one of my bosses:
You' re up first to
interview a possible
new person. Let me
know what you think.
Here he is."
Hmm. You say
here you'
never been
convicted of a
crimes."
Did your father pay to
have that expunged after a
few years, or are you going
to have trouble passing our
stands up, and
walks the **** out.
see more funny stuff at
My family was broke. I worked
after school to pay for my own
car, gas, food, etc.
Ion needta leave my sister
alone, trailer trash."
A coworker saw them kicking my
ass and called the cops.
HI "Just talking
started tn. him. "
Guy went
I actually thought about it
until the dad said:
Think of this from our
perspective: if you
hadn' t been talking to
our daughter, this
wouldn' t have happened.
Will you tell the police
to forget it?"
They forbid their daughter
from seeing me, and that
was that.
ii ntil yesterday at work,
which is, what, 26 years
later and " miles away'?
And in walks '
******** himself.
He says, "Hi,
nice to meet ...
Uh, we' met
before, haven' t
we? Have a seat
and let me look
over your
paperwork."
You were convicted
that time you and
your friends whaled
on me behind that
Wendy' s, T know."
Where' d he go?"
HE didn' t think
he would fit in
...
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User avatar #151 - deluxed (09/30/2012) [-]
Revenge is best served cold!

Approved!
#141 - holypiez (09/25/2012) [-]
**holypiez rolled a random image posted in comment #773187 at MLP Friendly Board ** mfw
#134 - anonymous (09/25/2012) [-]
"1985" Lol..op is problably 12.
User avatar #140 to #134 - pandation (09/25/2012) [-]
and to this day, anon has yet to pass 1st grade math
#143 to #140 - cauhgon (09/25/2012) [-]
He's saying that because it's a repost
+3
#131 - crawlingninjabear **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#129 - ironstrike (09/25/2012) [-]
and then OP got his coworkers and they jumped him.

Then the universe was as all well.
User avatar #123 - eatinaintcheatin (09/25/2012) [-]
Have a family like that and had a bf like that..
Luckily my brother is a pot smoking hippie who doesn't care about expensive clothes or anything..
The only expensive things in our life we care about is his turntables (he makes Goa music) and my bass guitar
#116 - anonymous (09/25/2012) [-]
> broke
> owns a car
...???
User avatar #144 to #116 - ludislavonac (09/25/2012) [-]
In 1985 both cars and gasoline were rather cheap in the USA...
#128 to #116 - anonymous (09/25/2012) [-]
In USA owning cars are ver inexpensive
User avatar #125 to #116 - goochmaster (09/25/2012) [-]
I'm broke and I own a car.

Anon remains a ******* retard.
#112 - bigrog (09/25/2012) [-]
I really doubt someone in there 40s is still making retarded rage comics. obviously ********
#130 to #112 - ironstrike (09/25/2012) [-]
I agree,

saying 40 is being generous too.
#109 - triggathepirate (09/25/2012) [-]
His punishment must be more severe...
His punishment must be more severe...
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#108 - alfjnn has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #113 to #108 - chezburgadominator (09/25/2012) [-]
>Without the ******** community
>No Offense
>I megalove you all (with a passive agressive heart emoticon)

I'm sorry if you're trolling but you are a dumbass.
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#115 to #113 - alfjnn has deleted their comment [-]
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#114 to #113 - alfjnn has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #117 to #114 - theshadowed (09/25/2012) [-]
No, but its extremely ******* annoying when we have someone acting like a 12 year old on the site. Sorry if I was rude, just some advice
User avatar #118 to #117 - alfjnn (09/25/2012) [-]
Wow.
Since when has Emoting constituted as being an ATYO?

Also.
Is not everyone on Funnyjunk some " ******* Annoying Twelve-year-old?"
#127 to #118 - thecharliesheen (09/25/2012) [-]
The fact that unnecessarily felt the need to abbreviate "Acting twelve years old" into "ATYO" is the only proof I need.

Yes, not everyone on funnyjunk is a ******* annoying twelve year old, but you are.
User avatar #132 to #127 - alfjnn (09/25/2012) [-]
Why would you even take the time out of your day to call me that?
You're so mean.
I hate you forever bro.
Can't come to my birthday party this year.
That's final.

We were going to have Lazer tag.
But you up and ****** that up.
User avatar #133 to #132 - thecharliesheen (09/25/2012) [-]
....Wow, yeah, and you say you're not a 12 year old..
User avatar #135 to #133 - alfjnn (09/25/2012) [-]
I sincerely hope you did not think I was at all Serious.
User avatar #136 to #135 - thecharliesheen (09/25/2012) [-]
I am very aware of the fact that you're not serious, it's just that that comment was completely unnecessary.
User avatar #137 to #136 - alfjnn (09/25/2012) [-]
Not only was it unnecessary, but it was inane as well!
User avatar #138 to #137 - thecharliesheen (09/25/2012) [-]
Are you sure that you're entirely sane/sober?

User avatar #139 to #138 - alfjnn (09/25/2012) [-]
I'm sane, last I checked. I don't do things repetitiously and expect varying results.



SOBER ON THE OTHER HAND.
Well.
There are Degrees of Sobriety. But I'm like. 98% sure I'm Sober.
User avatar #149 to #139 - sobriety (09/26/2012) [-]
I dont have a degree in anything
#146 to #139 - thecharliesheen (09/25/2012) [-]
Well I give you kudos on that. I'm about 53% percent sure I'm sober. That's why this gif is funny.
Well I give you kudos on that. I'm about 53% percent sure I'm sober. That's why this gif is funny.
User avatar #147 to #146 - alfjnn (09/25/2012) [-]
OH GOD.
It is funny.

I think it's time I went to sleep.
#148 to #147 - thecharliesheen (09/25/2012) [-]
Take this, for some reason, even whence sober, it always makes me laugh my ass off.
Take this, for some reason, even whence sober, it always makes me laugh my ass off.
User avatar #119 to #118 - theshadowed (09/25/2012) [-]
All I meant was that people here are very morose, I didn't want to offend
User avatar #120 to #119 - alfjnn (09/25/2012) [-]
Morose.
What exactly does that mean?
Sorry. English isn't my first language.

Also I'm not offended, I'm just sort of asking why FJ is obsessed with grammar these days.
User avatar #122 to #120 - theshadowed (09/25/2012) [-]
Sullen and ill-tempered
User avatar #124 to #122 - alfjnn (09/25/2012) [-]
Ahh okay.
Thanks broh. Most people here would have gotten all anal and buttflustered at such a question.

But yes. I agree.
People on Funnyjunk are too easily offended and angered by simple things.

I guess it has to do with the whole aspie plague on the internet.
User avatar #106 - hazardousfool (09/25/2012) [-]
I can't believe massi didn't repost this!
#105 - hentaisweetie (09/25/2012) [-]
Wow, son gangs up on 1 person with two of his friends because he was being nice to his sister and it's the victims fault? Wow, just wow.
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#103 - gritsreborn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#102 - thecrummybread (09/25/2012) [-]
op u ****** . here's a haiku, read it next time you wanna repost you **********
#111 to #102 - champaigne (09/25/2012) [-]
No one cares 						******
No one cares ******
#101 - Dakafal (09/25/2012) [-]
Stop the madness OP. Stop the reposts.
Stop the madness OP. Stop the reposts.
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User avatar #97 - satanisthesavior (09/25/2012) [-]
Proper response to dad telling you to not file charges:
Think of this from my perspective, if your son wasn't such a ******* **** none of this would have happened. Will you tell your son to grow the **** up?
User avatar #95 - andrewjla (09/25/2012) [-]
wtf is this **** ?
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#87 - JohnTheRipper (09/25/2012) [-]
i saw this like 6 months ago. you cant sneak **** past me, OP.
#96 to #87 - mattoland (09/25/2012) [-]
I was thinkin about saying the same thing
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