How The EU Works. OC. HOW EUROPE THINKS THE EU WORKS TO INDUSTRY! atilia. HOW If ACTUALLY WORKS i. PULL OVER, I' M GETTING OUT. No! the EU. I once went there to Hitlerburg or Germanictown or whatever, and nobody spoke american!!!! Can you believe it??? I tried talking to bar owners, sani


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#35 - Bforbacon (09/24/2012) [-]
No! **** the EU. I once went there to Hitlerburg or Germanictown or whatever, and nobody spoke american!!!! Can you believe it??? I tried talking to bar owners, sanitation workers, babies and none of them spoke american!!! What the **** !! Then I went to that France place, and that was even worse!! I went to this stupid looove or whatever, and I couldn't even find a cheeseburger!!! Anywhere!! IT was awful. Then I went to Britainburgenshire or wherever, and I thought THERE Someone would speak American, but NO!! It's all "Crikey, blimey fish and big chips with the queen and ale mait." I mean what the **** is that??!!!?! And their money was stupid too!!! I asked people why none of our founding fathers or jesus was on their money, and they laughed at me LAUGHED!!! Well, no sir, I said! I hopped on my electric scooter, grabbed an AMERICAN airlines ticket and went right back home. I ordered six bacon cheeseburgers from Burger King and a large AMERICAN Coke and vowed never to return to Europia.
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User avatar #37 to #36 - Bforbacon (09/24/2012) [-]
Oh, see if I wrote all that and now people are gonna take it seriously, then I'll just be sad
User avatar #38 to #36 - xAllFallShortx (09/24/2012) [-]
thats the joke....
User avatar #45 to #38 - thekaiseroxc (09/24/2012) [-]
Nice Doom pic bro.
User avatar #46 to #45 - xAllFallShortx (09/24/2012) [-]
thanks haha, their my favorite band
User avatar #50 to #46 - thekaiseroxc (09/24/2012) [-]
I love Impending Doom. They play a great live show.
User avatar #290 to #50 - xAllFallShortx (09/25/2012) [-]
They are just amazing, ive seen them 9 or 10 times and am about to again here in a month or so
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User avatar #171 to #36 - littlenish (09/24/2012) [-]
You're right, it's not a language, it's a dialect.
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User avatar #194 to #35 - muskabulldog (09/24/2012) [-]
Trust me, we hate it too. But that's pretty much just the South now.
#250 to #35 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/25/2012) [-]
#40 to #35 - xXDeadpoolXx (09/24/2012) [-]
are you the same guy?
User avatar #73 to #40 - drunkenmercenary (09/24/2012) [-]
anyone have the one with the american visiting the uk and something about 6 bong?
#168 to #73 - irevolutions (09/24/2012) [-]
her you go
#271 to #168 - aBlindMoron (09/25/2012) [-]
I got trips just to thumb you up.
User avatar #42 to #40 - Bforbacon (09/24/2012) [-]
No, but I do read a lot of those posts
#20 - mrparkinglot (09/24/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#164 - LocoJoe (09/24/2012) [-]
Also this
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#189 to #164 - marioauditore (09/24/2012) [-]
Lol, that's from my OC.
Someone remembered...
I want to hug you in a manly way.
#230 to #189 - marioauditore (09/25/2012) [-]
MFW this comment got more thumbs than the actual content.
MFW this comment got more thumbs than the actual content.
#226 - breakfastlunch (09/25/2012) [-]
I was about to say that you stole it from someone in this comment, but then I realized that it was actually you.   
Good show.
I was about to say that you stole it from someone in this comment, but then I realized that it was actually you.

Good show.
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#266 - facepalmftw (09/25/2012) [-]
>How the EU works
>the EU works
#184 - cazpinator (09/24/2012) [-]
i don't get it
i don't get it
#273 to #184 - VirtualRunner (09/25/2012) [-]
I don't get it either
I don't get it either
#292 to #273 - finni (01/10/2013) [-]
Switzerland is badass.

Not a Swiss here, but Norwegian. Still, very inspired by you guys :)
#2 - analsurgery (09/24/2012) [-]
I agree
I agree
User avatar #215 - thejerseyjenn (09/24/2012) [-]
One day the euro will fall then Poland will be a world power!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
shut up i can dream
User avatar #224 to #215 - thisotherdude (09/25/2012) [-]
As long as you let me dream of a glorious Fascist Canada I'll let you dream of your magnificent Polish world power.
User avatar #247 to #224 - thejerseyjenn (09/25/2012) [-]
i think i can agree to that.
#240 to #215 - killerblue (09/25/2012) [-]
i want to believe
i want to believe
User avatar #220 to #215 - LtMcG (09/24/2012) [-]
The President of Poland will be visiting our establishment tomorrow (West Point). Thank you for the fortress.
User avatar #222 to #220 - thejerseyjenn (09/25/2012) [-]
No problem, don't forget to thank the french too
User avatar #225 to #220 - augustusxxiv ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-] go to West Point military academy?
User avatar #228 to #225 - LtMcG (09/25/2012) [-]
Why you ask
User avatar #229 to #228 - augustusxxiv ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
Because that is what it certainly sounds like.

I aspire to go to West Point when i graduate High School. That would be amazing to me.
User avatar #232 to #229 - LtMcG (09/25/2012) [-]
What year are you?
User avatar #234 to #232 - augustusxxiv ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
I'm a Junior currently. I'll graduate in 2014.
User avatar #237 to #234 - LtMcG (09/25/2012) [-]
Start your application now. Get your best teachers that you know and butter them up. Call a few adult friends who are not family. Military especially. You want anyone who is Captain or higher. NCO's sometimes work, but only if they are a 1st SGT.
Also, get to know your senators and congressmen. You can send them letters about your interest to attend the academy.
Schedule a visit to the academy. You will never know what it is truly like until you spend a day there. Even then, you will still not know everything.

Get physically fit. If you can't run a mile under 7:00 minutes, get there. Also be focused on many other upper body strengths for your pushups and situps.

The academy only accepts 10% of its applicants. 9 people somewhere in this country want your position. You have to prove to the Army why you should get a 400,000 investment on the tax payer's dime.
User avatar #251 to #237 - augustusxxiv ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
When you mean call adult friends, teachers, and military friends, I assume you mean for recommendations, correct?

As for Military friends, I have one. He's a Vietnam War Vet, and he was a 1st Lieutenant in the 7th Cavalry, you think that'll help? Not an NCO, but not higher than a captain, either.
User avatar #258 to #251 - LtMcG (09/25/2012) [-]
Yes, those guys will be your recommendations. Your chance of getting into West Point will be highly based on your recommendations. Which is why if you know people currently serving in the military or any retired colonels or generals, then they can do you some good. An uncle that was a vietnam vet probably won't do you any good.
Nothing against his service, but they are more concerned to hear from officers who are currently serving or have retired at a very high rank.

If you don't know that sorts of people, it's fine. I didn't have anyone write me a recommendation that was in the military. YOU NEED YOUR CONGRESSMAN OR SENATORS THOUGH. Without one of those, you have no chance.
User avatar #261 to #258 - augustusxxiv ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
Academics and Extra-curricular activities wise, what do you think would be optimal to showcase? what do they like or look for?
User avatar #265 to #261 - LtMcG (09/25/2012) [-]
Varsity sports are huge. There are those who get in without them, but it's very rare.
Student council is a big plus. Not just like class representative, but like something up there.
You want to score at least a 3.75 GPA based on the 4.0 scale. I scored a 3.83. With that kind of GPA, you should be in the top of your class. Your rank might be asked for on your application.

Big extra-curricular activities outside of school would be anymore sports you play officially. Also scouts (especially EAGLE) and RROTC which is ROTC for high school kids. Even if the ROTC is not army focused, you can still put it on the application.

What do you do might I ask?
User avatar #267 to #265 - augustusxxiv ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
I'm in Debate and Model UN for extracurricular activities. Also I do lots of Dramatic Theater work. Outside of school I take Krav Maga.
User avatar #272 to #267 - LtMcG (09/25/2012) [-]
Those will work very well in your favor. Mark all that **** down. You will be interviewed. Make sure you have good memories of these events. Also, learn how to ******** adults.
User avatar #275 to #272 - augustusxxiv ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
Haha, alright then, well thanks a million for your advice, it really helps! I really appreciate it. good luck to you sir, in all of YOUR future endeavors. I can imagine since You're in West Point you have quite a future ahead. Success and victory to you!
User avatar #227 to #225 - thepalmtoptiger (09/25/2012) [-]
Is it that strange? I have two friends who are attending.
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#249 to #235 - shadeymuffin (09/25/2012) [-]
Wow I thought at first the story was about an Electrode dominating the world.
#154 - FishMonster (09/24/2012) [-]
God damn finally I laughed
User avatar #126 - Konigsteiger (09/24/2012) [-]
Germany, Sweden, Switzerland, and Estonia are doing fine. The EU is ridiculous, but not everyone in it is failing.
#217 to #126 - anon (09/24/2012) [-]
Switzerland is not in the EU
User avatar #289 to #217 - Konigsteiger (09/25/2012) [-]
They are still heavily effected by it though.
#231 to #217 - anon (09/25/2012) [-]
they took euros when I was there, wish I still was...
User avatar #1 - Protagonistism (09/24/2012) [-]
Poor germans...
User avatar #3 to #1 - BenniEGHR (09/24/2012) [-]
germans want greece and spain to be in the EU, to lower the value of the Euro
User avatar #141 to #3 - Chuckaholic (09/24/2012) [-]
He's completely right. It's happening in Australia and will get worse if the mining sector isn't better regulated and taxated as the currency would massively increase in value making it extremely hard to export and for other services to provide competition, why be a doctor when you can be a miner's chauffeur and earn a lot more?
User avatar #4 to #3 - fishtacos (09/24/2012) [-]
Um, the Euro sucks ass already.
User avatar #25 to #4 - BenniEGHR (09/24/2012) [-]
yeah, and the germans need it to suck in order to export and manufacture cheaply, germans having the best machines in the world, (Cars, industrial machines, etc) then export those things everywhere, and the better the euro is, the more expensive it is to ship their **** to the world. ergo if spain and greece were kicked out, billions of dosh are lost on shipping and transport.
#282 - madmanmax (09/25/2012) [-]
a funny political post on the frontpage? WHAT FOUL SORCERY IS THIS?
User avatar #142 - kaiizel (09/24/2012) [-]
lol, Europe doesn't think the EU acts sophisticated. All countries politicians and representatives are acting like ******* morons.
User avatar #152 to #142 - alfjnn (09/24/2012) [-]
Extreme Politics man.
Gotta love it.
#47 - joemand (09/24/2012) [-]
Lol every country in the EU is a joke. Their programs are failing before their eyes, or at least anyone with a common understanding in finance and economics can see this, yet they continue to think they're doing just fine.

The only countries worth speaking of are Britain and Germany. Lol shame the German race is literally dieing out to very low birth rates.

#49 to #47 - anon (09/24/2012) [-]
To be fair all of our economies will fail once the oil runs out, regardless of where you're from.
User avatar #82 to #47 - theshadowed ONLINE (09/24/2012) [-]
Just because the birth rate is falling, doesn't mean its going to die out. The countries aren't the joke, its just the EU.
User avatar #155 to #47 - alfjnn (09/24/2012) [-]
Dude bro.
Austerity, enough said.

But to be honest, Every economy in the world at the moment, is **** tier.
User avatar #163 to #47 - Loppytaffy (09/24/2012) [-]
Dude; BBC. Their programmes are not failing.
User avatar #52 to #47 - johnnybtrollin (09/24/2012) [-]
Don't forget about the uncontrolled immigration, fail immigration policies...

they welcome anyone, ANYONE, in open arms, theyre bound to fail if they keep accepting crappy third world immigrants who contribute nothing to the economy and don't blend in with the local culture.
User avatar #143 to #52 - Chuckaholic (09/24/2012) [-]
You have that wrong. You can only freely move if you come from countries that signed the schengen agreement. The problem with the third world countries is that many immigrants from former colonies can move easily to their home countries and are in schengen area so they can then move around in the Eu. It would be pretty bad if they just blocked access to their former colonies.
User avatar #201 to #143 - johnnybtrollin (09/24/2012) [-]
so that explains the hordes of northern africans, black africans, iranians, pakis and so forth, in there?
User avatar #218 to #201 - Chuckaholic (09/24/2012) [-]
To an extent it does. The pakistanis are mainly in britain which isn't in the immigration policy. The former colonies were pretty badly ****** over by the colonisers so the countries don't like to close borders, which leads to certain people immigrating to certain countries, it's kickback from the empire. Before the French were colonising Africa, now the Africans are colonizing France.
User avatar #221 to #218 - johnnybtrollin (09/25/2012) [-]
guess they had it comming, but still, i think its kinda dumb from their part to allow that, just stop it if things aren't working...
now its all screwed up, shameful.
#186 to #47 - eivomt (09/24/2012) [-]
Norway. I need say no more
User avatar #191 to #47 - futuramafan (09/24/2012) [-]
germans aren't a race

almost every country in Europe has low birth rates

Scandinavian countries are in better shape than britain
User avatar #188 to #47 - inetus (09/24/2012) [-]
Anyone with a common understanding of finance and economics? I'm pretty sure all of the people in charge of the EU have a much larger knowledge of all that than anyone here
#13 - Lolinator (09/24/2012) [-]
Sucks to be using the Euro. Didn't that turn out to be a bad call...

Except for the swiss and the germans. Not sure how you're doing it, but well played.
#169 to #13 - anon (09/24/2012) [-]
Swiss aren't European, but German's just use a simple strategy.
Their economy relies mainly on industry.
The Euro is cheap as **** whenever a single country fails.
They buy things cheap as **** for Euros, and manufacture/sell them expensive as **** to other countries.
Kind of like what the Chinese used to/still do.
#24 to #13 - anon (09/24/2012) [-]
Switzerland is a country with an overwhelmingly expressed ever-lasting neutrality, hence it's a safe zone for everyone, since they stick to themselves. They even had to take measures to prevent too many outsiders investing in their money.

Germany has a very powerful economy that allows it to keep on having a fairly normal situation.

The other countries just end up doing stupid stuff while the political parties are busy with infighting rather than cooperating.

If you thought the Republican and Democrat parties were bad, just imagine if there were more than two.

That's Europe.
#30 to #13 - yarson (09/24/2012) [-]
Except the Swiss are using the Franc and aren't part of the EU.

Smart comment.
#128 to #13 - odonnell (09/24/2012) [-]
As if the pound is doing much better.
User avatar #21 to #13 - thatsnotmyname (09/24/2012) [-]
swiss use francs not euros, germany still has strong industry
#173 - thisotherdude (09/24/2012) [-]
This is why I think we should get rid of countries and all become just one large nation... Through Canadian Fascism, yes, Canada become a Fascist nation and improving our military everyday through forced breeding and propaganda! Soon our will be unstoppable and we shall run over all! Destroying culture and religion and replacing it all with the glory of our Fascist regime!

I mean... Can't we all just get along?
User avatar #185 to #173 - peeinacup (09/24/2012) [-]
Well, apparently the middle-easterns can't xD
#233 to #185 - anon (09/25/2012) [-]
simple, we nuke the sandman.
#158 - supermangoman (09/24/2012) [-]
Finnfag here.   
I laughed for the first time today
Finnfag here.
I laughed for the first time today
User avatar #252 - latinotornado (09/25/2012) [-]
I also laugh how a lot of the world sees the UN as something helpful when in reality its just a place to steal money from other countries :P Hasn't served a purpose in years.
#280 - eunneland (09/25/2012) [-]
meanwhile in Norway (not a member of EU)
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