Rock, Paper, Scissors. . GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH GOD PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN. BRAINS OVER
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Rock, Paper, Scissors

GUYS I JUST
REALIZED WHY
PAPER BEATS ROCK
OH GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES
WORDS WHICH
SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK
SYMBOLIZES
BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER
BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little **** .
then what the **** does
scissors mean
lesbians
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User avatar #2 - theboomer (09/24/2012) [-]
Scissors mean wits. While sharp wits can beat anything that people say to you, you will find that wits wont work against those who don't understand it. hence wits beats brains and brawn beats wits.
User avatar #7 to #2 - natanhiel (09/24/2012) [-]
plus scissors are good at cutting paper and rocks are quite good at smashing scissors
User avatar #13 to #7 - novren (09/24/2012) [-]
BUT THEN WHY DOES PAPER BEAT ROCK?
User avatar #19 to #13 - natanhiel (09/24/2012) [-]
THAT'S THE WHOLE CONTENT
User avatar #21 to #19 - novren (09/24/2012) [-]
I KNOW I WAS JUST JOKING BECAUSE HE GOT TO THE POINT OF THE CONTENT BUT BY ANOTHER WAY SO I ASKED HIM THE SAME QUESTION!
User avatar #22 to #21 - natanhiel (09/24/2012) [-]
MAKE A NET OUT OF PAPER
CAPTURE THE ROCK
PAPER HAS BEATEN ROCK
User avatar #23 to #22 - novren (09/24/2012) [-]
OH WOW DUDE I DIDN'T KNOW, FOR REAL, THANKS! SEE YOU AROUND!
#53 to #23 - dragonstew ONLINE (09/24/2012) [-]
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT
User avatar #72 to #53 - novren (09/24/2012) [-]
ME NEITHER, BUT NOBODY IS TELLING US TO STOP SO LETS KEEP IT ON
#296 to #53 - pinkiepieisacunt (09/25/2012) [-]
(will ferrel in semi pro) SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY




**** not being able to post pictures
User avatar #272 to #53 - lamarisagoodname (09/24/2012) [-]
Billy mays' legacy has lived on.
#168 to #13 - supermegasherman (09/24/2012) [-]
it covers the rock so the rock can't see
#141 to #13 - Rascal (09/24/2012) [-]
Paper blunts the rock.
With magic.
#144 to #141 - novren (09/24/2012) [-]
YOU BLEW UP MY ******* MIND, DUDE
LIKE THE ONE IN THE PICTURE
FOR REAL
THANKS
I WANT BABIES WITH YOU
User avatar #376 to #7 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (09/25/2012) [-]
But what did windows 8
User avatar #503 to #7 - thepinkestofthepie ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
GOD DAMMIT MARIE THEY'RE NOT ROCKS, THEY'RE MINERALS
#230 - Rascal (09/24/2012) [-]
or women... they beat brains, but brawn can still rape them.
User avatar #277 to #230 - dtcrawl (09/24/2012) [-]
Since when do women beat brains...?
User avatar #287 to #277 - arrowhead ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
You can't beat a woman in an argument, regardless of you logic.
#359 to #287 - Rascal (09/25/2012) [-]
You must be some stupid ************ if a women beats you in an argument
#422 to #57 - notthepedobear (09/25/2012) [-]
http://www. youtube. com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=x9uW2sh5yH8&NR=1
http://www. youtube. com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=x9uW2sh5yH8&NR=1
#75 to #57 - Rascal (09/24/2012) [-]
It must have taken ages to find a use for this.
User avatar #137 - bobthebst (09/24/2012) [-]
Quartz Parchment Shears?
#94 - XxElJuegoxX (09/24/2012) [-]
So Lesbians beat Brains everytime?
User avatar #96 to #94 - lorddarkskull (09/24/2012) [-]
if you saw a couple of lesbians scissoring, how much would you be thinking?
#99 to #96 - XxElJuegoxX (09/24/2012) [-]
Good Point
Good Point
User avatar #267 to #96 - bohemianblasphemy (09/24/2012) [-]
I probably would wake up.
#224 - neoexdeath ONLINE (09/24/2012) [-]
**neoexdeath rolls 44** Rock may beat Scissors, but NOTHING beats dubs!
**neoexdeath rolls 44** Rock may beat Scissors, but NOTHING beats dubs!
User avatar #226 to #224 - jonnytriggerlfc (09/24/2012) [-]
Well Damn
0
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#228 to #224 - Rascal (09/24/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 489** except my trips
User avatar #237 to #224 - YourName (09/24/2012) [-]
EFG failed at failing. Classic.
#98 - ragingheterosexual (09/24/2012) [-]
paper can block rock, rock is a punch, paper is a way to defend, scissors pokes you in the eyes or some **** . lol. that's how it is in db
#101 to #98 - smilesandshotguns (09/24/2012) [-]
You.   
   
I like you.
You.

I like you.
#146 to #98 - mytrakytra (09/24/2012) [-]
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and Popo beats everything.
User avatar #158 to #146 - anonymousattorney (09/24/2012) [-]
POPO!!!
#290 - Garnian (09/25/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #299 to #298 - Garnian (09/25/2012) [-]
Anime called Nichijou. Absolutely hilarious.
User avatar #312 to #299 - traelos ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
Best. Show. Ever.

I almost cried at the ending though, you know, when it ended.
#315 to #312 - Garnian (09/25/2012) [-]
SHH. i havent finished it.
SHH. i havent finished it.
User avatar #331 to #315 - traelos ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
That wasn't a spoiler, I was just sad that there was no more Nichijou to watch.
#333 to #331 - Garnian (09/25/2012) [-]
Just sayin. Shhhhh.
Just sayin. Shhhhh.
#337 to #333 - traelos ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
All I have to say is this:   
   
Sneeze rainbow.
All I have to say is this:

Sneeze rainbow.
#339 to #337 - Garnian (09/25/2012) [-]
I havent gotten very far. Ive been too into K-ON!!
I havent gotten very far. Ive been too into K-ON!!
#344 to #339 - traelos ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
K-ON is also good. And that one does have feels at the end. Also one of the few anime with a movie worth watching.
#348 to #344 - Garnian (09/25/2012) [-]
It's the only show I saved pictures from. (other than ponies of course)
#355 to #348 - traelos ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
I have a folder for:

Boku wa Tomodachi Sekunai
K-ON
My little sister can't be this cute
Nichijou
Rosario+Vampire
Slayers
Squid Girl
Toradora

But I never use any of them. Also, how did we get here from Rock Paper Scissors?
#361 to #355 - Garnian (09/25/2012) [-]
Anime that's how. (how come you have no angel beats. Best anime in existence.)
Anime that's how. (how come you have no angel beats. Best anime in existence.)
#365 to #361 - traelos ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
Because that show depresses me. Makes me dwell on my own mortality and **** .
#368 to #365 - Garnian (09/25/2012) [-]
Am I the ONLY person that was happy at the ending? all my friends who watched it cried.
Am I the ONLY person that was happy at the ending? all my friends who watched it cried.
#374 to #368 - traelos ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
It wasn't the ending that got me, it was the premise. In order for any of that to have happened all of the characters had to have died terribly, while they may have found solace after death the fact of the matter is all of their lives truly sucked.
It wasn't the ending that got me, it was the premise. In order for any of that to have happened all of the characters had to have died terribly, while they may have found solace after death the fact of the matter is all of their lives truly sucked.
#378 to #374 - Garnian (09/25/2012) [-]
Holy 			****		 dem purple lines. The whole point was to make them truely happy. They went through the terrible life and then found peace at the end. Happy day! :D
Holy **** dem purple lines. The whole point was to make them truely happy. They went through the terrible life and then found peace at the end. Happy day! :D
#381 to #378 - traelos ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
Yeah, but up until the end it all just sucked. And if they got over it then they disappeared. It was depressing.
User avatar #330 to #298 - kltznrj (09/25/2012) [-]
I've seen this character a bunch of times. Sauce pls?
User avatar #345 to #330 - deathstarslayer (09/25/2012) [-]
Maki drawfag search it
#356 to #345 - kltznrj (09/25/2012) [-]
Thank you, kind gentleman.
#306 to #290 - garbleflab (09/25/2012) [-]
That looks very cute.

Japan, you so cray.
#261 - bugindewtwo (09/24/2012) [-]
I knew I would find a use for this someday
#419 - nothesecondone (09/25/2012) [-]
now explain this please
User avatar #429 to #419 - Noah (09/25/2012) [-]
I wonder if anybody can play that fluently.
#295 - moustachefingers (09/25/2012) [-]
Cockroach, foot, nuclear bomb:   
   
Foot squashes cockroach.   
Cockroach beats nuclear bomb.   
Nuclear bomb irradiates foot.   
   
Any questions?
Cockroach, foot, nuclear bomb:

Foot squashes cockroach.
Cockroach beats nuclear bomb.
Nuclear bomb irradiates foot.

Any questions?
User avatar #377 to #295 - IrishAssassin (09/25/2012) [-]
Nuclear bomb always wins! One more time!
User avatar #297 to #295 - chexmex (09/25/2012) [-]
Are we talking MAXIMUM RADIATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or just regular?
#316 - breakfastlunch (09/25/2012) [-]
Relevant because rock.
#229 - zmaro (09/24/2012) [-]
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock
#243 to #229 - theasguard (09/24/2012) [-]
As soon as I read rock, paper... I thought of this and was going to post the same picture!
#245 to #243 - zmaro (09/24/2012) [-]
Love this show
#256 to #245 - Rascal (09/24/2012) [-]
**** that show.
User avatar #50 - theaceofthespade (09/24/2012) [-]
Scissors are censorship via the government. When they cut and damage people's words, it is time to use strength and power of the people once again.

*hits bong*
User avatar #399 - ricosuavejr (09/25/2012) [-]
now explain to me Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock...
#241 - CoolStoryBrosky (09/24/2012) [-]
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#235 to #219 - pornoranger (09/24/2012) [-]
it' actually quite easy. everything beats the next 7 things counter-clockwise and gets beaten by the next 7 things clockwise.
User avatar #231 to #219 - swikkid (09/24/2012) [-]
why does the sponge beat the devil
#236 to #231 - pornoranger (09/24/2012) [-]
only patrick knows....
#250 to #231 - arbazio (09/24/2012) [-]
Because of...
User avatar #44 - iforgetwhattosay ONLINE (09/24/2012) [-]
so lesbians beat logic?
User avatar #45 to #44 - Marker ONLINE (09/24/2012) [-]
Makes sense...
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