Coffins.. It's been a while since I've actually seen anything worthwhile on the Morbid-Channel, so I'm reposting this one for the sake of true morbid.. Coffins  the coffin look out behind You lol jk but Seriously check it bro
Upload
Login or register

Coffins.

 
Coffins.. It's been a while since I've actually seen anything worthwhile on the Morbid-Channel, so I'm reposting this one for the sake of true morbid.. Coffins

It's been a while since I've actually seen anything worthwhile on the Morbid-Channel, so I'm reposting this one for the sake of true morbid.

Coffins
used to be built with holes in them, attached to six feet of
copper tubing and a bell., The tubing would allow air for victims buried
under the mistaken impression they were dead. In a certain small
town Harold, the local gravedigger, upon hearing a bell one night,
went to go see if it was children pretending to be spirits. Sometimes it
was also the wind. This time, it wasn' t either. A Joice from below
begged and pleaded to be unburied. "Are you Sarah C)' Banstorm?''
Harold asked. Wes!" The muffled mice asserted. “Wu were born on
September 17, 1827'?"" Yeal."" The gravestone here says you died on
February 20, 1857,"" Nto, I' m alive, it was a mistake! Dig me Lip, set me
free!” "Sorry about this, ma' am," Harold said, stepping on the bell to
silence it and plugging up the copper tube with dirt. "But this is August,
Whatever you are down there, you sure as Hell ain' t alive no more,
and you ain' t comm’ up."
...
+494
Views: 35547 Submitted: 09/23/2012
theugandanhero has disabled anonymous comments.
Refresh Comments (72)
[ 72 comments ]
54 comments displayed.
#10 - psydoc
+116
(09/24/2012) [-]
Unfortunately Harold had Alzheimer's, and always got dates mixed up.
#12 to #10 - kommisarkhrushchev
+5
(09/24/2012) [-]
I ******* love you Psydoc. I haven't lol'd so hard in such a long time.
I ******* love you Psydoc. I haven't lol'd so hard in such a long time.
#3 - rprol
+6
(09/23/2012) [-]
I guess it could have been some form of extended hibernation/coma thing
#4 to #3 - SimianLich
+56
(09/24/2012) [-]
the lady has been down there for 6 months, a human body can only naturally live for 3 days without water and 3 weeks without food. Bitch be a Zombie.
#5 to #4 - rprol
+15
(09/24/2012) [-]
Generally correct. but there have been cases where people survive for weeks without any water. they enter some sort of hibernation state. but i agree. after 6 months bitch indeed be a zombie.
#7 to #4 - fatemah
+8
(09/24/2012) [-]
lost it at "bitch be a zombie"
#41 to #4 - nengcaste **User deleted account**
+1
has deleted their comment [-]
#14 - fiddlestickers
-32
has deleted their comment [-]
#62 to #14 - PhoJoe
0
(09/24/2012) [-]
Actually, "Saved by the bell" comes from boxing where a bell marked the end of a round.
#27 to #14 - ninjalizards
+6
(09/24/2012) [-]
close ... its where the term 'dead ringer' comes from
#15 to #14 - loogie
+34
(09/24/2012) [-]
No, it's from boxing.
#2 - shadowoflife
+4
(09/23/2012) [-]
I...I don't get it.
#11 to #2 - VaultTechy ONLINE
+6
(09/24/2012) [-]
Died in February, rings bell in August... it had been six months since she'd been buried so she definitely isn't alive.
#17 to #11 - Shadow Guardian
+29
(09/24/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#44 - blacklite
+24
(09/24/2012) [-]
This is also where the term "dead ringer" came from btw.
#49 to #44 - furrykittenz
-6
has deleted their comment [-]
#50 to #49 - blacklite
+27
(09/24/2012) [-]
WELL THEN

I'll just take my infinite supply of pointless facts elsewhere.
#52 to #50 - furrykittenz
-10
has deleted their comment [-]
#57 to #52 - bollocksonabus
+2
(09/24/2012) [-]
Oh God, I hope you don't breed
Oh God, I hope you don't breed
#63 to #57 - furrykittenz
+2
(09/24/2012) [-]
But we are friends;(
I was kidding
#64 to #63 - bollocksonabus
+1
(09/24/2012) [-]
Really? Ah...well it seems no-one realised that. Thumbs for you...mainly through pity
#61 to #44 - derak
+6
(09/24/2012) [-]
#18 - CRONIK
+1
(09/24/2012) [-]
Could someone explain this please?
I just never got this one
#19 to #18 - pickingAnameSUCKS
+3
(09/24/2012) [-]
She died in February and the bell rang in August. Nobody could live that long without food/water.
#43 to #19 - comexx ONLINE
+22
(09/24/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#53 to #43 - barackjemima
-4
(09/24/2012) [-]
#20 to #19 - CRONIK
+1
(09/24/2012) [-]
RAIN WATER
#21 to #20 - pickingAnameSUCKS
+14
(09/24/2012) [-]
Six months without food? And the fact that you wouldn't have much range of motion means you'd get sores and you'd be sitting in your own fecal matter. For six months. Rain water just doesn't cut it.
#22 to #21 - CRONIK
+6
(09/24/2012) [-]
fair enough
#24 to #21 - bersrker
0
(09/24/2012) [-]
could you eat your own fecal matter?
#34 to #24 - tyzz
+10
(09/24/2012) [-]
Yes, yes I would.
#25 to #24 - thenez ONLINE
+2
(09/24/2012) [-]
you could butr you wouldnt get any calories from it, it would be almost devoid of all nutrients.
#28 to #25 - cryoutloud
0
(09/24/2012) [-]
i got 1 word: Worms
#29 to #28 - facadeon
-2
(09/24/2012) [-]
Worms? Inside a closed coffin?
#31 to #29 - cryoutloud
0
(09/24/2012) [-]
you know because of all the moisture in the ground it doesn't take long for the wood to get soft enough for bugs to get inside the coffin especially in weak spots
#32 to #31 - weyeumadbro
+2
(09/24/2012) [-]
What about the fact that you know.... It took her six months to ring the bell. I mean if she was able to pull some Bear Grylls **** and survive for six months she you have to of had enough sanity and insight to think of ringing the bell long before that.
#35 to #32 - cryoutloud
+15
(09/24/2012) [-]
you said it: SHE

she probably got buried with the kitchen
#51 to #35 - imabser
0
(09/24/2012) [-]
Buried with the kitchen ******* hilarious.
Buried with the kitchen ******* hilarious.
#33 to #31 - facadeon
0
(09/24/2012) [-]
I don't see how the small amount of nutrients gained from worms, and the 6 months worth of nutrition needed to survive adds up. She'd basically have to eat all the worms in the town to live that long.
#13 - gravegraffiti
+22
(09/24/2012) [-]
In all seriousness, I did like this.
#26 - residentevilfan
+21
(09/24/2012) [-]
I guess the phrase "saved by the bell" doesn't work here
#30 to #26 - moobyman
-5
(09/24/2012) [-]
Im going to hell for pissing myself laughing XD
#48 to #30 - chocobeard
+2
(09/24/2012) [-]
also god isnt real
#45 to #30 - chocobeard
+2
(09/24/2012) [-]
why would you go to hell....? last time i checked pissing yourself wasnt a sin....
#73 to #45 - yunablade
+2
(09/24/2012) [-]
Just about everything is a sin. Have you ever sat down and read the bible chocobeard? Technicallywe are not allowed to go to the bathromm.
#65 to #30 - DrSalvador
0
(09/24/2012) [-]
It's not that funny.
#58 - bigblacknegro
+1
(09/24/2012) [-]
does anyone has the soviet version of this?
i need a laugh now
#66 to #58 - Emers
+7
(09/24/2012) [-]
In Russia, coffin has pipe for air, and bell with string. If man is true Soviet, he does not die. When buried, yells for undertaker and rings bell. Bell rings. Is no wind. Undertaker asks - "Are you lady Gorbochev?" Voice says "Yes!" "Born winter of 1927?" "Yes!" "Gravestone says 'Died 20 February, 1957" "Niet, am still living!" "Am sorry, but is August. In June, ground will thaw. You must wait for June."

And woman is true Soviet, waits for June.
#68 to #66 - lucifersdad
-5
(09/24/2012) [-]
Nice job there, copied the guy above you xD
#69 to #68 - Emers
0
(09/24/2012) [-]
My comment was posted before his O.o
#70 to #69 - lucifersdad
-2
(09/24/2012) [-]
****.... I clicked the wrong one :(

Sorry about that...>_<
#71 to #70 - Emers
+2
(09/24/2012) [-]
Ahaha it's okay :)
#67 to #58 - mrevitcartta
+16
(09/24/2012) [-]
In Russia, coffin has pipe for air, and bell with string. If man is true Soviet, he does not die. When buried, yells for undertaker and rings bell.
Bell rings. Is no wind.
Undertaker asks - "Are you lady Gorbochev?"
Voice says "Yes!"
"Born winter of 1927?"
"Yes!"
"Gravestone says 'Died 20 February, 1957"
"Niet, am still living!"
"Am sorry, but is August. In June, ground will thaw. You must wait for June."

And woman is true Soviet, waits for June.
#1 - belphegore
+10
(09/23/2012) [-]
This is actually one of my favorite creepy-pastas. Thumbs up, I haven't seen it in a while.
[ 72 comments ]