Facebook fail. . So my phone was 'stolen' last night. So I decided to ring t ringring 'hello? I dont know who you are. I dont know what you want. If youre looki
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Facebook fail

So my phone was 'stolen' last night. So I decided to ring t
ringring* 'hello?
I dont know who you are. I dont know what you want. If youre
looking fer ransom, lean tell you Iden' t have money. But what I do
have, are a very particular set of skils. SHE! have aquired over a
very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare fer people hire
you. If you return my phone, that' ll be the end of t IN not heir
fer you, IN not persue you. But ryou dont, I I'll trek fer you. I
N find you. And IN killyou.'
sparse' This is the bartender from (. You must have left it
here last night, hen. Pick it up whenever you want.'
oh, right. thanks.‘
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#76 to #46 - danyoung (09/24/2012) [-]
You are awesome
You are awesome
#2 - joemand (09/23/2012) [-]
**joemand rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at BITCH! ** the bartender's face...
User avatar #106 to #2 - colegaleener (09/24/2012) [-]
I love lost..
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#34 - zzzbrabbitzzz (09/24/2012) [-]
I hate when they take good movies like Taken and try making a sequel out of it that, let's be honest, will be no where near as good as the the first one
User avatar #55 to #34 - dubgoeswubwub (09/24/2012) [-]
That is only because we have a high expectation of it due to how good the first was.
User avatar #75 to #34 - ddemiddon (09/24/2012) [-]
at least it's a good tie in, the guys from the first movie want revenge for the guys they killed. ive heard worse reasons for sequels
#29 - hankpym (09/24/2012) [-]
#31 to #29 - schlecht (09/24/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
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#83 to #69 - jbthegiant (09/24/2012) [-]
<------- MFW I see this gif for the first time
#9 - funnyjunkyeahyeah (09/23/2012) [-]
"Hun" for extra embarrassment.
#49 - Wumbologist (09/24/2012) [-]
Oh god this reminds me...   
   
&gt;about to get in my car   
&gt;get a call from an unknown number from some random town in Connecticut   
&gt;			****		 these 			*************		 telemarketers   
&gt;answer the phone   
&gt;&quot;WHERE'S HARVEY?!?!?&quot; in my best Christian Bale/Batman voice   
&gt;silence   
&gt;&quot;Hello?...This is Christine, I was wondering if you could cover my shift on Saturday?...Do I have the right number?&quot;   
&gt;most awkward conversation ever ensues   
&gt;mfw I just blew my chances with hot new redhead coworker   
&gt;my brother 			*******		 dies laughing   
&gt;get 			****		 for it for eternity
Oh god this reminds me...

>about to get in my car
>get a call from an unknown number from some random town in Connecticut
> **** these ************* telemarketers
>answer the phone
>"WHERE'S HARVEY?!?!?" in my best Christian Bale/Batman voice
>silence
>"Hello?...This is Christine, I was wondering if you could cover my shift on Saturday?...Do I have the right number?"
>most awkward conversation ever ensues
>mfw I just blew my chances with hot new redhead coworker
>my brother ******* dies laughing
>get **** for it for eternity
#42 - ragingbrony (09/24/2012) [-]
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Imagine hearing this after.
#4 - helsing (09/23/2012) [-]
i heard O'malley and for some reason thought of red vs blue
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#35 to #4 - webshark (09/24/2012) [-]
same here...
same here...
#14 to #4 - charitar (09/23/2012) [-]
I thought of this guy.
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User avatar #120 to #109 - dingojohn (09/24/2012) [-]
but that movie sucked a million dicks, so let's not talk about it.
User avatar #133 to #109 - GShock (09/24/2012) [-]
Also Darkman.
User avatar #93 to #77 - saxophan (09/24/2012) [-]
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#95 to #79 - michiisgay (09/24/2012) [-]
hahaha oh god I miss this
hahaha oh god I miss this
#96 - psychobeastjr (09/24/2012) [-]
**psychobeastjr rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Muz...Get...To...Ba...con ** hfw
#87 - BombsAway (09/24/2012) [-]
o'malley.....
User avatar #89 to #87 - LankyFrank (09/24/2012) [-]
Their*
#105 to #87 - nightranger (09/24/2012) [-]
Fixed. My MSPaint skills are off the charts.
#51 - hobofreddy (09/24/2012) [-]
"Ring Ring. 'Hello?'"
#54 to #51 - beyondanon (09/24/2012) [-]
hahahah yes!!
#140 - oneofthefew (09/24/2012) [-]
"persue"
#148 - amsel (09/24/2012) [-]
bartender's fw
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