scumbag parents. . new You PM WIDE on cannut. My parent took away everything I could possibly lock my room with. I don't get it? Do they want me masturbating in front of them?
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Submitted: 09/23/2012
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User avatar #3 - codyxvasco (09/23/2012) [+] (69 replies)
My parent took away everything I could possibly lock my room with.

I don't get it? Do they want me masturbating in front of them?
User avatar #71 to #50 - jaggedherp (09/24/2012) [-]
Women can masturbate too.
User avatar #68 - darkjustifier (09/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I like to screw with my parents, so I left necrophilia in the search on google images and waited for them to look in the other room.
User avatar #73 to #68 - ilovehitler (09/24/2012) [-]
I read that as "I like to screw my parents" then I saw the word "necrophilia".

Needless to say, I was a bit concerned.
#88 - thechosentroll (09/24/2012) [+] (7 replies)
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Well, apparently I'm the only pwerson here whos' parents are neither idiots, nor invade my personal space.
User avatar #2 - Edi (09/23/2012) [-]
Put a lock on your phone?
#29 - dcmp (09/23/2012) [-]
> Sitting on couch, phone in pocket   
> Get up, don't realize that phone falls out of pocket   
> Get confronted by parents later   
> "Your phone was on the couch so we went through it"   
> mfw
> Sitting on couch, phone in pocket
> Get up, don't realize that phone falls out of pocket
> Get confronted by parents later
> "Your phone was on the couch so we went through it"
> mfw
User avatar #87 - Sambenmaggie (09/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Oh man, I had it bad when I was growing up. My parents were really over protective in terms of my access to technology. I couldn't get any gaming consoles (Xbox, Gamecube, Playstation) or anything handheld like a GBA. Hell, I got my first phone in Freshman year. We had a family computer in our house but when I was younger it was always monitored. We weren't allowed to use it unless a parent was with us. In 7th or 8th grade they lifted that ban but still limited what we were allowed to use the computer for. I remember once I went to Weird Al Yankovik's website to hear a song, after my friend gave me a c-d with some of his music on it. The next day I got grounded because apparently my father would check the computers history daily using some program he got from his office. I couldn't watch movies that were over PG-13 until I was in Highschool. It was pretty rough growing up like that but luckily I had a friend who always allowed me to use his stuff at his house. Thanks to him I grew up with Warrio Land 4 and pretty much constant Smash Bros.......although I did miss out on Pokémon and a lot of the other basics like Halo and MoH. Also, my younger brother had it completely differently. He had his own computer by 6th grade and was playing any games he wanted by 7th. Sucks to be first born, doesn't it?

TL;DR - Over protective parents and younger brothers suck. Friends are awesome.





#84 - tffan (09/24/2012) [-]
That's why I only charge my phone...at night...next to my nightstand...with a string attached to the phone and my finger... and my phone having a password lock.
That's why I only charge my phone...at night...next to my nightstand...with a string attached to the phone and my finger... and my phone having a password lock.
User avatar #48 - Lintutu (09/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
this has never happened to me
#46 - theoriginaltyson (09/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>2012   
>not having phone password protected   
ISHYDIGGYGIGGITYGOO
>2012
>not having phone password protected
ISHYDIGGYGIGGITYGOO
#100 - Thenewguygunther (09/24/2012) [-]
parents look through your phone



yell at you for being extremely boring and only using your phone to ask what the homework was
#94 - theshwedda (09/24/2012) [-]
sometimes, i get sad because i feel like the only adult in a funnyjunk of teenagers. but then i see the angsty posts and either laugh at how spoiled kids are, or remember how good i have it now and everything is okay. thank you, funnyjunk.
User avatar #67 - TheFreak (09/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
These are neat. Waffies should make some.
+1
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User avatar #102 - samuraicrack (09/24/2012) [-]
that has never happened to me
User avatar #99 - PartyPanda (09/24/2012) [-]
I probably don't really know how this feels because I don't have a phone

or parents

the absence of the two are related.
User avatar #97 - supermegasherman (09/24/2012) [-]
when my parents started looking through my phone i just stopped using it
User avatar #95 - hugster (09/24/2012) [-]
That's invasion of privacy right there. We had a guy stay at our house once, and he asked if he could use my cell for a bit. He was a jerk and used about 30 texts or so on his girlfriend. He didn't delete them. He's still a douche, but I didn't go through his texts cause that's private stuff.
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#91 - alucardshellhound (09/24/2012) [-]
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#69 - toasterbomb (09/24/2012) [-]
"why don't you put your phone on the charge"
User avatar #64 - sasyboncho (09/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Where are your parents, Waffies?
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