I Love This Man. (1). Burn.. 5686 1 Edit Reasons why I hate being a girl: Period Insecurity Over dramatic Emotional Puritan Shaving Staying in shape Brushing my BURN HEAL
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I Love This Man. (1)

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Reasons why I hate being
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Insecurity
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Emotional
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Staying in shape
Brushing my hair
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User avatar #101 - novabird ONLINE (09/24/2012) [-]
meh, being a guy has its ups and downs.
#16 - kirbeee (09/24/2012) [-]
Reasons why I hate being a girl:   
I don't. Everyone has their own problems, deal with them. Guys or girls.    
   
(although I can't masturbate when on a period)
Reasons why I hate being a girl:
I don't. Everyone has their own problems, deal with them. Guys or girls.

(although I can't masturbate when on a period)
User avatar #99 to #16 - qotsa (09/24/2012) [-]
you can masturbate. just put a tampon in if you don't want to get bloody
User avatar #108 to #16 - buttinspecter ONLINE (09/24/2012) [-]
It's good for cramps.
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User avatar #115 to #81 - huskycreeper (09/24/2012) [-]
Clitoropolris?
User avatar #40 to #16 - onkii (09/24/2012) [-]
you can masturbate when you're on your period, you just choose not to
#41 to #16 - sideffect (09/24/2012) [-]
****		 that, I masturbate on my period all the time. It's called a shower, love.   
<----My face when I'm done
**** that, I masturbate on my period all the time. It's called a shower, love.
<----My face when I'm done
User avatar #27 to #16 - imthepunkkid (09/24/2012) [-]
Not with that attitude you cant
User avatar #19 to #16 - srskate (09/24/2012) [-]
"(although I can't masturbate when on a period)"

You just aren't trying hard enough.
#12 - anon (09/24/2012) [-]
All of those could apply to a guy, except for the period. >.>
Being a girl isn't really all that hard.
User avatar #25 to #12 - CrazyWhiteGurl (09/24/2012) [-]
It is if you're an ugly girl.
#35 to #25 - anon (09/24/2012) [-]
You could say the same about being an ugly guy.
#49 to #35 - noschool (09/24/2012) [-]
as long as your rich your fine
#110 - jaketasticness (09/24/2012) [-]
And random boners...
#79 - msvegeta (09/24/2012) [-]
I actually love being a girl. Why complain? Some things suck, but those things exist for each gender.   
   
And let's be honest here, you period is a fact of life that you get used to and can adjust to. It's not that bad.   
   
I wouldn't change my gender for the world, it's a part of my identity.   
   
Nevertheless, I hate it when guys complain about listening to women's complaints. You don't have to listen if you don't want to, you 			********		.
I actually love being a girl. Why complain? Some things suck, but those things exist for each gender.

And let's be honest here, you period is a fact of life that you get used to and can adjust to. It's not that bad.

I wouldn't change my gender for the world, it's a part of my identity.

Nevertheless, I hate it when guys complain about listening to women's complaints. You don't have to listen if you don't want to, you ******** .
#131 to #79 - anon (09/24/2012) [-]
Can i hit you in the face it's not like you are forced to feel the pain of it
#87 to #79 - dopplerpillow (09/24/2012) [-]
YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE
YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE
#88 to #79 - destroyerofcunt (09/24/2012) [-]
but if we dont listen we get bitched at even more!
but if we dont listen we get bitched at even more!
User avatar #146 to #88 - msvegeta (09/25/2012) [-]
Then you've made a choice to speak to the wrong kind of girl.
#124 to #88 - youxbarstard (09/24/2012) [-]
We just can't win ) :
#121 - doyoulikeapizza (09/24/2012) [-]
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#120 - Cannon (09/24/2012) [-]
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#6 - lisaxwx (09/23/2012) [-]
Why I hate being gay.   
Having the above and thus also dealing with the above.   
No pic relevant.
Why I hate being gay.
Having the above and thus also dealing with the above.
No pic relevant.
#7 to #6 - mrskyler (09/23/2012) [-]
As a homosex male person, things are pretty chill    
Women folk still baffle me I must say.
As a homosex male person, things are pretty chill
Women folk still baffle me I must say.
User avatar #8 to #7 - lisaxwx (09/23/2012) [-]
Let me just say, you were born with the future set out like a golden bridge before you.

I hate having to sit there thinking "I was a total bitch for no reason about 30 seconds ago" and staring at me across the room is the wrath of a thousand fires for whatever I've said.

We are in sync...
User avatar #9 to #8 - mrskyler (09/23/2012) [-]
Very rarely do i say, Being a gay man has quite a few perks.
ah, I guess people in generally confusing. Having a menstrual cycle doesnt help though
User avatar #10 to #9 - lisaxwx (09/23/2012) [-]
Agreed.
User avatar #58 to #9 - thepyras (09/24/2012) [-]
I like your hair. That is all.
User avatar #123 to #58 - mrskyler (09/24/2012) [-]
why thank you dear person :3
User avatar #118 - androanomaly (09/24/2012) [-]
She doesn't have to do any of those things.
Quit bitching about your period.
Most of those aren't even gender specific.
Quit perpetuating stereotypes.
#45 - tmlfana (09/24/2012) [-]
I finally get to use this...
#83 to #45 - qazymoto (09/24/2012) [-]
Nidoqueen is in the unidentified egg group.....she can't mate....with anything. But Skitty and Wailord get to **** .
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User avatar #86 to #83 - sporkbacon (09/24/2012) [-]
Seems legit.
User avatar #21 - srskate (09/24/2012) [-]
I must say, I absolutely love funnyjunk's reaction.

To get angry.

Women can't have it harder. The can't have it harder. No, because then they'd be "stronger" than men. or some bull like that.

seriously, funnyjunk. You're sexist to a fault.
User avatar #78 to #21 - esmebuffay (09/24/2012) [-]
I'm not saying I disagree with you but I honestly don't believe woman have it harder. They face different challenges than men do, and since neither party can understand or appreciate each others unique struggle we both think the other sex has it easier. I think it basically all balances out in the end, women might have it a bit harder because of periods though, but on the other hand guys have to deal with the cranky women without knowing beforehand of their situation so it could end disastrously for the man involved.
User avatar #144 to #78 - srskate (09/24/2012) [-]
I agree with you entirely.
#100 - lolzersauce (09/24/2012) [-]
MFW description is &quot;Burn.&quot;
MFW description is "Burn."
#89 - schlecht (09/24/2012) [-]
I've observed one that she missed: Every girl is always seems sick somehow. Headaches, stomach aches, back hurts, whatever. It never fails.
User avatar #90 to #89 - marsupilami (09/24/2012) [-]
and they ALWAYS have to pee.
#139 - sfranklin (09/24/2012) [-]
yeah because bieng insecure is only a girl problem
yeah because bieng insecure is only a girl problem
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#132 - thenumberq (09/24/2012) [-]
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#95 - bigbaddrag (09/24/2012) [-]
the only thing she listed that is girl specific is period, guys can have the same exact problems, depending on what type of personality you have
User avatar #96 to #95 - bigbaddrag (09/24/2012) [-]
and also, girls don't have to worry about getting hit in the balls, just a well aimed tap can incapacitate a guy
#77 - sailorjess (09/24/2012) [-]
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#17 - boredomavenger (09/24/2012) [-]
Reasons why it can be hard being a girl:   
   
- Insecurity   
- Over dramatic   
- Emotional   
- Shaving   
- Staying in shape   
- Brushing my hair   
- Period   
   
honestly everything but the monthly period applies to both sexes. I can understand how having cramps for a week every month can suck major donkey balls, but nobody is forcing you to put on makeup every day and shave your goddamn legs. Personal hygiene and general bodily maintenance isn't something worth bitching about, let alone something that makes you worse off than other people. That, and if you're not on your period or pregnant, you should be in complete control of your 			*******		 emotions and should just deal with it.   
   
/rant
Reasons why it can be hard being a girl:

- Insecurity
- Over dramatic
- Emotional
- Shaving
- Staying in shape
- Brushing my hair
- Period

honestly everything but the monthly period applies to both sexes. I can understand how having cramps for a week every month can suck major donkey balls, but nobody is forcing you to put on makeup every day and shave your goddamn legs. Personal hygiene and general bodily maintenance isn't something worth bitching about, let alone something that makes you worse off than other people. That, and if you're not on your period or pregnant, you should be in complete control of your ******* emotions and should just deal with it.

/rant
#26 to #17 - imthepunkkid (09/24/2012) [-]
Blue Ball is the male equivalent, and ours can happen daily if you aren't done with puberty
User avatar #29 to #17 - dassnasty (09/24/2012) [-]
Even then, some girls don't get their period.
They are generally nicer to hang out with.

Unless they aren't getting their period because they're pregnant.
#30 to #29 - zzzbrabbitzzz (09/24/2012) [-]
Unless the girl had a some type of surgery or is pregnant they should get their period. If not, something is seriously medically wrong with them
User avatar #31 to #30 - dassnasty (09/24/2012) [-]
Nope, I'm on the depo provera. It's a contraceptive that stops menstruation.

Also if the girl is over or under weight they can stop.
User avatar #33 to #31 - zzzbrabbitzzz (09/24/2012) [-]
sorta forgot about that, my bad
User avatar #91 to #31 - pokemonstheshiz (09/24/2012) [-]
I thought those didn't stop menstruation, they just got rid of the symptoms or whatever. I've been wrong before though
User avatar #92 to #91 - dassnasty (09/24/2012) [-]
It stops me getting my period, that's all I care about.
User avatar #18 to #17 - srskate (09/24/2012) [-]
Social pressures and all that
#22 to #18 - boredomavenger (09/24/2012) [-]
yes, because guys don't have any kind of social pressures at all...   
   
being in shape, being unimaginably muscular, buying all the nicest clothes/shoes, being charismatic all the 			*******		 time, making every first move in regards to dating, have to be hard as a statue the whole time during every sexual encounter ever, have to always buy/bring the condoms, have to respect women's boundaries, have to know what boundaries to cross, have to read 			*******		 minds, have to shave your face every day or grow out the manliest beard ever, you can't have chest hair or you're gross, you have to have chest hair or you're not a man, back hair is always nasty, etc etc   
   
what I'm saying is that there are social pressures for both sexes. Claiming one to be harder than the other is 			********		.
yes, because guys don't have any kind of social pressures at all...

being in shape, being unimaginably muscular, buying all the nicest clothes/shoes, being charismatic all the ******* time, making every first move in regards to dating, have to be hard as a statue the whole time during every sexual encounter ever, have to always buy/bring the condoms, have to respect women's boundaries, have to know what boundaries to cross, have to read ******* minds, have to shave your face every day or grow out the manliest beard ever, you can't have chest hair or you're gross, you have to have chest hair or you're not a man, back hair is always nasty, etc etc

what I'm saying is that there are social pressures for both sexes. Claiming one to be harder than the other is ******** .
User avatar #23 to #22 - srskate (09/24/2012) [-]
My point was that yes, girls must shave their legs and put on make-up. Yes, guys do have different problems. And actually, I think we completely agree with each other.
User avatar #34 to #23 - boredomavenger (09/24/2012) [-]
I think we agree as well, don't take my previous statement as being in an angered tone, I just assumed you were saying that girls were the only ones succumbing to social pressures.


this is why I shouldn't assume things, haha
User avatar #145 to #34 - srskate (09/24/2012) [-]
Well it all worked out, so think nothing off it.
Good chat, eh old bean?
#24 to #22 - heyimawesome (09/24/2012) [-]
Eh, you've been hanging with the wrong girls. I don't expect anything from a guy except being nice and having some form of hygiene. I've had some guys not able to get it up for some reason or the other, but I never judge. I have condoms in my room, and I get offended by next to nothing. I don't care if a guy shaves or not, but I would hope he wouldn't freak out if I do the same. Girls who claim all of this is hard are being whiny bitches, and guys who claim that all girls are like that just haven't been hanging out with the right chicks. I'm everything I said above PLUS I can't seem to get a date :/ It's all luck.
#32 to #24 - boredomavenger (09/24/2012) [-]
Don't take what I said to mean that I think all girls think that way, or that the social pressures are at all credible. I'm just saying that they exist, and that some people actually do care about it. I've had a girl tell me the only thing cool about me was my hairstyle. It was back when longer hair was cool, and I was just trying to fit in. With an idea in mind, I cut almost all of it off, going to the standard guy haircut. She instantly changed her perspective of me. So I never talked to her again. Then there was an ex of mine who loved me for me and not for anything superficial (the terms of our break-up were complicated, but rest assured it wasn't for anything stupid.)

It's not that I've been hanging out with the wrong girls all the time, it's just what I've noticed as a passive observer. And you're right, a lot of it is just pure luck. But don't be dismayed when the right people aren't randomly appearing at your doorstep, a lot of the time you can meet great people by being active in your community and being more involved in things that interest you. There are bound to be people who share your same interests that are great people as well. Just keep lookin :)


as said from one who is single as well
#36 to #32 - heyimawesome (09/24/2012) [-]
I think some of it is assumed from what people say. If I say "Oh damn I'm lazy, I need to go to the gym" Some people take it as "Oh god I'm so fat. I'm going to run until I pass out because I'm a pig and I deserve it" Stereotypes take a lot out of people. It takes away from the person they actually are.
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