Worst Pickup Line Ever.. True story. OC.. penguins will rule the world
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#10 - nyanturtwig
Reply +117
(09/23/2012) [-]
#139 to #10 - bigblackcasey
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(09/24/2012) [-]
Has 69 thumbs...snarf
#19 - fajivity
Reply +65
(09/23/2012) [-]
If you're already *******, it's not really a pickup line, is it?
#48 to #19 - danielhargadine
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#58 to #48 - opsbuttbuddy
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(09/23/2012) [-]
he's just telling it like it is.. what's so funny about what he said?...
#186 to #19 - lamarisagoodname
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(09/24/2012) [-]
ZAP. ZAAAAAAAP.
#49 - simplescience
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(09/23/2012) [-]
When we get back to my place, we're going to be like particles in the Hadron Collider.

Because I'm gonna be slamming into you all night.
#129 - xgeneration
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(09/23/2012) [-]
**xgeneration rolled a random comment #803805 posted by doritomonster at MLP Friendly Board ** :
Ohh yeah, I love a naughty child.
Leaving behind their innocence for sodomy and pleasure.


Ohhh~

My pickups since everybody else is doing it.
#132 to #129 - idividedbyzero
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(09/23/2012) [-]
nice roll
#141 to #129 - anon
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(09/24/2012) [-]
oh god..... that is an awsome roll bro
#63 - DoggyBouncer
Reply +14
(09/23/2012) [-]
If it worked then it wasn't the worst pickup line now was it?
#91 - tmlfana
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(09/23/2012) [-]
**tmlfana rolled a random comment #1280169 posted by royalwerewolf at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** :
 This pickup line works everytime
**tmlfana rolled a random comment #1280169 posted by royalwerewolf at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** :
This pickup line works everytime
#92 to #91 - tmlfana
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(09/23/2012) [-]
I rolled a comment which turned out to be an image which in turn made it so i couldn't post my image.... first time that's ever happened to me...
#95 to #92 - jokeface
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(09/23/2012) [-]
What was the image?
#97 to #95 - tmlfana
Reply +6
(09/23/2012) [-]
Nothing special
#3 - Kirbyman
Reply +12
(09/23/2012) [-]
Doesn't matter had sex
Doesn't matter had sex
#178 - funkayjunkay
Reply +10
(09/24/2012) [-]
**funkayjunkay rolled a random comment #1887 posted by wolfenbanes at The Wolf's Den ** :
*Gold pulls out another few inches, then rotates his hips slowly, cock turning about inside her.*
A-And I want you Silver~

*He pants, legs taut.*
I-I want to just **** you like there's no tomorrow!~
my pick up line.
#180 to #178 - wolfenbanes
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(09/24/2012) [-]
HA!
#181 to #178 - nevergonnahappen
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(09/24/2012) [-]
Nice line...or...story to be exact
#203 to #178 - fourskins
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(09/24/2012) [-]
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#214 to #178 - anon
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(09/24/2012) [-]
HA!
#144 - letmetellyouastory
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(09/24/2012) [-]
**letmetellyouastory rolled a random comment #803316 posted by lyraheartstrings at MLP Friendly Board ** :
What the **** did you just ******* say about me you little bitch?
I'm giving in to peer pressure. My pickup line.
#179 - KobraKidd
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(09/24/2012) [-]
**KobraKidd rolled a random comment #790834 posted by lordpsa at MLP Friendly Board ** :I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL 
   
   
   
my pickup line...
**KobraKidd rolled a random comment #790834 posted by lordpsa at MLP Friendly Board ** :
I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL



my pickup line...
#184 to #179 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply +3
(09/24/2012) [-]
hows that working out??
#193 to #184 - KobraKidd
Reply +2
(09/24/2012) [-]
Not too good, my friend.



Not too good.
#210 to #193 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(09/24/2012) [-]
didn't think so