Worst Pickup Line Ever.. True story. OC.. Thinking about first time my Thinga getting pretty steamy." boyfriend and T had eex. Hey, baby. TE T were an enzyme I'
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Worst Pickup Line Ever.

True story.
OC.

Thinking about first time my *Thinga getting pretty steamy."
boyfriend and T
had eex.*
Hey, baby. TE T were an enzyme
I' d be DNA Helicase so T
eould unzip your
Ch, yeah. T have some jeans
you eould unzip."
T can' t believe that pickup
line worked on me.
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Submitted: 09/23/2012
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User avatar #211 - payneiac (09/24/2012) [-]
**payneiac rolled user poorlyred ** I'd like to unzip your jeans.
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#209 - rauz has deleted their comment [-]
#208 - mannee (09/24/2012) [-]
**mannee rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Oh 4chan **
#207 - garbagebrain (09/24/2012) [-]
**garbagebrain rolled a random image posted in comment #432283 at Item Discussion **
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User avatar #206 - thesmilyingdawg (09/24/2012) [-]
**thesmilyingdawg rolled a random comment #791993 posted by pankilord at MLP Friendly Board ** :
BCUZ I SECRETLY WANNA HUG YOU
my pickup line
User avatar #204 - spyisspy (09/24/2012) [-]
**spyisspy rolled a random comment #78 posted by potbrownies at HEY YOU! ** :
oh........................


now i feel dumb

I accidentally my pickup line
#201 - Dwarf (09/24/2012) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random comment #8 posted by WhattheNorris at only sport im in to ** :Finland smiling :3 
   
The two guys below me did it.
**Dwarf rolled a random comment #8 posted by WhattheNorris at only sport im in to ** :
Finland smiling :3

The two guys below me did it.
User avatar #205 to #201 - WhattheNorris (09/24/2012) [-]
I hope that gets you lots of thumbs:)
User avatar #196 - deathskream (09/24/2012) [-]
**deathskream rolled a random comment #1281658 posted by rollertoaster at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** :
Yes. Too lazy to google.

Pretty self explanatory.
User avatar #195 - XxNearliekbaconxX (09/24/2012) [-]
**XxNearliekbaconxX rolled a random comment #794358 posted by theonetruespitfire at MLP Friendly Board ** :
I smirked in happiness
.... Wat.
User avatar #194 - piesgood (09/24/2012) [-]
Babe, lets act like DNA Polymerase and fuse our okazaki fragments together ;)
#189 - privatepoosky (09/24/2012) [-]
This joke doesn't work here OP. Everyone here is 14.
This joke doesn't work here OP. Everyone here is 14.
#192 to #189 - tomodashi (09/24/2012) [-]
Im 18 and still dont get it.



Feels bad man.
User avatar #197 to #192 - darkjustifier (09/24/2012) [-]
YAAAAY I ACTUALLY GET IT, I FEEL SPECIAL!!!
#188 - mjohnsononefive (09/24/2012) [-]
**mjohnsononefive rolled a random comment #796957 posted by wiredguy at MLP Friendly Board ** :
Also, you're welcome to mine if you don't have it. Sounds like fun.
My pickup line
User avatar #200 to #188 - darkjustifier (09/24/2012) [-]
You accidentally your pickup line.
User avatar #187 - tonyri (09/24/2012) [-]
**tonyri rolled a random comment #46502 posted by jimimipwr at Ponyville ** :
You can scroll down in the thread, but for a reason I do not know myself and he doesn't feel like talking about, he started RPing flutterbitch.

funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/lunargreenhouse/3976863/Ponyville/46186#46186
My pickup line
#185 - sirspam (09/24/2012) [-]
what
what
#183 - anonymous (09/24/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random comment #1282444 posted by chosencausefuckyou at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** :
Orange.
My pick up line
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#179 - KobraKidd (09/24/2012) [-]
**KobraKidd rolled a random comment #790834 posted by lordpsa at MLP Friendly Board ** :I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL 
   
   
   
my pickup line...
**KobraKidd rolled a random comment #790834 posted by lordpsa at MLP Friendly Board ** :
I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL



my pickup line...
User avatar #184 to #179 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/24/2012) [-]
hows that working out??
User avatar #193 to #184 - KobraKidd (09/24/2012) [-]
Not too good, my friend.



Not too good.
User avatar #210 to #193 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/24/2012) [-]
didn't think so
User avatar #178 - funkayjunkay (09/24/2012) [-]
**funkayjunkay rolled a random comment #1887 posted by wolfenbanes at The Wolf's Den ** :
*Gold pulls out another few inches, then rotates his hips slowly, cock turning about inside her.*
A-And I want you Silver~

*He pants, legs taut.*
I-I want to just **** you like there's no tomorrow!~
my pick up line.
#214 to #178 - anonymous (09/24/2012) [-]
HA!
User avatar #181 to #178 - nevergonnahappen (09/24/2012) [-]
Nice line...or...story to be exact
User avatar #180 to #178 - wolfenbanes (09/24/2012) [-]
HA!
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#175 - MrDuck (09/24/2012) [-]
>In Trig Senior year   
>Passing notes back and forth between boyfriend   
>We don't have classes for the next two periods    
>We can leave campus during that time   
>Horny as 						****					    
>We're sending dirty math themed notes to each other   
>I finally get the last one   
> It says "I must calculate the points on this plane, before that 						*****					 gets slain." in big bold letters   
>MFW
>In Trig Senior year
>Passing notes back and forth between boyfriend
>We don't have classes for the next two periods
>We can leave campus during that time
>Horny as ****
>We're sending dirty math themed notes to each other
>I finally get the last one
> It says "I must calculate the points on this plane, before that ***** gets slain." in big bold letters
>MFW
#190 to #175 - chawlsBITCH (09/24/2012) [-]
Not sure if gay...or girl....
Not sure if gay...or girl....
#198 to #190 - MrDuck (09/24/2012) [-]
I'm not gay.
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