Worst Pickup Line Ever.. True story. OC.. Thinking about first time my Thinga getting pretty steamy." boyfriend and T had eex. Hey, baby. TE T were an enzyme I' penguins will rule the world
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Worst Pickup Line Ever.. True story. OC.. Thinking about first time my Thinga getting pretty steamy." boyfriend and T had eex. Hey, baby. TE T were an enzyme I'

True story.
OC.

Thinking about first time my *Thinga getting pretty steamy."
boyfriend and T
had eex.*
Hey, baby. TE T were an enzyme
I' d be DNA Helicase so T
eould unzip your
Ch, yeah. T have some jeans
you eould unzip."
T can' t believe that pickup
line worked on me.
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#10 - nyanturtwig
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User avatar #139 to #10 - bigblackcasey
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(09/24/2012) [-]
Has 69 thumbs...snarf
User avatar #19 - fajivity
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(09/23/2012) [-]
If you're already *******, it's not really a pickup line, is it?
#48 to #19 - danielhargadine
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#58 to #48 - opsbuttbuddy
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(09/23/2012) [-]
he's just telling it like it is.. what's so funny about what he said?...
User avatar #186 to #19 - lamarisagoodname
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(09/24/2012) [-]
ZAP. ZAAAAAAAP.
#49 - simplescience
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(09/23/2012) [-]
When we get back to my place, we're going to be like particles in the Hadron Collider.

Because I'm gonna be slamming into you all night.
#129 - xgeneration
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(09/23/2012) [-]
**xgeneration rolled a random comment #803805 posted by doritomonster at MLP Friendly Board ** :
Ohh yeah, I love a naughty child.
Leaving behind their innocence for sodomy and pleasure.


Ohhh~

My pickups since everybody else is doing it.
User avatar #132 to #129 - idividedbyzero
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(09/23/2012) [-]
nice roll
#141 to #129 - anon id: 6ead7942
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(09/24/2012) [-]
oh god..... that is an awsome roll bro
#63 - DoggyBouncer
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(09/23/2012) [-]
If it worked then it wasn't the worst pickup line now was it?
#91 - tmlfana
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(09/23/2012) [-]
**tmlfana rolled a random comment #1280169 posted by royalwerewolf at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** :
 This pickup line works everytime
**tmlfana rolled a random comment #1280169 posted by royalwerewolf at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** :
This pickup line works everytime
User avatar #92 to #91 - tmlfana
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(09/23/2012) [-]
I rolled a comment which turned out to be an image which in turn made it so i couldn't post my image.... first time that's ever happened to me...
User avatar #95 to #92 - jokeface
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(09/23/2012) [-]
What was the image?
#97 to #95 - tmlfana
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(09/23/2012) [-]
Nothing special
#3 - Kirbyman
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(09/23/2012) [-]
Doesn't matter had sex
Doesn't matter had sex
User avatar #178 - funkayjunkay
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(09/24/2012) [-]
**funkayjunkay rolled a random comment #1887 posted by wolfenbanes at The Wolf's Den ** :
*Gold pulls out another few inches, then rotates his hips slowly, cock turning about inside her.*
A-And I want you Silver~

*He pants, legs taut.*
I-I want to just **** you like there's no tomorrow!~
my pick up line.
User avatar #180 to #178 - wolfenbanes
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(09/24/2012) [-]
HA!
User avatar #181 to #178 - nevergonnahappen
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(09/24/2012) [-]
Nice line...or...story to be exact
#203 to #178 - fourskins
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#214 to #178 - anon id: 19b25ed9
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(09/24/2012) [-]
HA!
User avatar #144 - letmetellyouastory
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(09/24/2012) [-]
**letmetellyouastory rolled a random comment #803316 posted by lyraheartstrings at MLP Friendly Board ** :
What the **** did you just ******* say about me you little bitch?
I'm giving in to peer pressure. My pickup line.
#69 - guychre
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(09/23/2012) [-]
yea OC right....