Worst Pickup Line Ever.. True story. OC.. Thinking about first time my Thinga getting pretty steamy." boyfriend and T had eex. Hey, baby. TE T were an enzyme I' penguins will rule the world
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Worst Pickup Line Ever.

Thinking about first time my *Thinga getting pretty steamy."
boyfriend and T
had eex.*
Hey, baby. TE T were an enzyme
I' d be DNA Helicase so T
eould unzip your
Ch, yeah. T have some jeans
you eould unzip."
T can' t believe that pickup
line worked on me.
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User avatar #139 to #10 - bigblackcasey (09/24/2012) [-]
Has 69 thumbs...snarf
#49 - simplescience (09/23/2012) [-]
When we get back to my place, we're going to be like particles in the Hadron Collider.

Because I'm gonna be slamming into you all night.
User avatar #19 - fajivity (09/23/2012) [-]
If you're already ******* , it's not really a pickup line, is it?
User avatar #186 to #19 - lamarisagoodname (09/24/2012) [-]
ZAP. ZAAAAAAAP.
-3
#48 to #19 - danielhargadine has deleted their comment [-]
#58 to #48 - opsbuttbuddy (09/23/2012) [-]
he's just telling it like it is.. what's so funny about what he said?...
#129 - xgeneration (09/23/2012) [-]
**xgeneration rolled a random comment #803805 posted by doritomonster at MLP Friendly Board ** :
Ohh yeah, I love a naughty child.
Leaving behind their innocence for sodomy and pleasure.


Ohhh~

My pickups since everybody else is doing it.
User avatar #132 to #129 - idividedbyzero (09/23/2012) [-]
nice roll
#141 to #129 - John Cena (09/24/2012) [-]
oh god..... that is an awsome roll bro
#63 - DoggyBouncer (09/23/2012) [-]
If it worked then it wasn't the worst pickup line now was it?
#91 - tmlfana (09/23/2012) [-]
**tmlfana rolled a random comment #1280169 posted by royalwerewolf at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** :
 This pickup line works everytime
**tmlfana rolled a random comment #1280169 posted by royalwerewolf at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** :
This pickup line works everytime
User avatar #92 to #91 - tmlfana (09/23/2012) [-]
I rolled a comment which turned out to be an image which in turn made it so i couldn't post my image.... first time that's ever happened to me...
User avatar #95 to #92 - jokeface (09/23/2012) [-]
What was the image?
#97 to #95 - tmlfana (09/23/2012) [-]
Nothing special
User avatar #178 - funkayjunkay (09/24/2012) [-]
**funkayjunkay rolled a random comment #1887 posted by wolfenbanes at The Wolf's Den ** :
*Gold pulls out another few inches, then rotates his hips slowly, cock turning about inside her.*
A-And I want you Silver~

*He pants, legs taut.*
I-I want to just **** you like there's no tomorrow!~
my pick up line.
User avatar #180 to #178 - wolfenbanes (09/24/2012) [-]
HA!
User avatar #181 to #178 - nevergonnahappen (09/24/2012) [-]
Nice line...or...story to be exact
#214 to #178 - John Cena (09/24/2012) [-]
HA!
User avatar #144 - letmetellyouastory (09/24/2012) [-]
**letmetellyouastory rolled a random comment #803316 posted by lyraheartstrings at MLP Friendly Board ** :
What the **** did you just ******* say about me you little bitch?
I'm giving in to peer pressure. My pickup line.
#189 - privatepoosky (09/24/2012) [-]
This joke doesn't work here OP. Everyone here is 14.
This joke doesn't work here OP. Everyone here is 14.
#192 to #189 - tomodashi (09/24/2012) [-]
Im 18 and still dont get it.



Feels bad man.
User avatar #197 to #192 - darkjustifier (09/24/2012) [-]
YAAAAY I ACTUALLY GET IT, I FEEL SPECIAL!!!
#101 - supername (09/23/2012) [-]
**supername rolled a random comment #783804 posted by iamdusk at MLP Friendly Board ** :
FLYING CHAMPS CAN'T FLY ACROSS JARVAN'S CATACLYSM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My pick up line
User avatar #172 - dvmaster (09/24/2012) [-]
**dvmaster rolled a random comment #166 posted by Kekuchi at only sport im in to ** :
.....I LAUGHED SO ******* HARD AT THIS, WTF


My pickup line
#41 - John Cena (09/23/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random comment #1277027 posted by turntablethepony at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** :
There are two times everyone should leave me alone.

When I'm masturbating and when I'm not.
my pick up line
User avatar #68 to #41 - lostfaux (09/23/2012) [-]
**lostfaux rolled a random comment #431734 posted by kyronics at Item Discussion ** :
camping with enj lel. they're prolly haeving gae but secks
this is my pickup line
User avatar #71 to #68 - kyronics (09/23/2012) [-]
OH GOD LOL
#162 - mytrakytra (09/24/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Lemme remember the first time I had sex....






Oh wait.
User avatar #39 - ningazz (09/23/2012) [-]
**ningazz rolled a random comment #31 posted by haveagoodone at Title ** :
when?
My pickup line.
#44 to #39 - huszti (09/23/2012) [-]
**huszti rolled a random comment #794081 posted by jofj at MLP Friendly Board ** :
,,,i think i may already have a pic XD
try this one. it works much better
#46 to #44 - ningazz (09/23/2012) [-]
**ningazz rolled a random comment #1280802 posted by chosencausefuckyou at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** :I would like to talk to life's manager, apparently being on a computer isn't life, but going to a party killing your body with alcohol, sex everywhere and do drugs is the way of life. 
 I believe this one is the best, although yours is quite good.
**ningazz rolled a random comment #1280802 posted by chosencausefuckyou at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** :
I would like to talk to life's manager, apparently being on a computer isn't life, but going to a party killing your body with alcohol, sex everywhere and do drugs is the way of life.
I believe this one is the best, although yours is quite good.
User avatar #47 to #44 - huszti (09/23/2012) [-]
that reminds me of one of my teachers. she was in the playboy when she graduated. when she started teaching she said she wanted to make pictures of her students so she can learn the names faster. someone said "i think we all already have a pic of you"
User avatar #72 to #39 - haveagoodone (09/23/2012) [-]
now.
#3 - Kirbyman (09/23/2012) [-]
Doesn't matter had sex
Doesn't matter had sex
#156 - thedarkassassin (09/24/2012) [-]
**thedarkassassin rolled a random comment #102 posted by captainrattrap at Broken Up ** :
HFW
I guess I'll do it too...
My pick up line
User avatar #157 to #156 - thedarkassassin (09/24/2012) [-]
Well. That sucked.
User avatar #215 to #157 - captainrattrap (09/26/2012) [-]
Raff out Roud.
#55 - momho (09/23/2012) [-]
Bitches love them smart boys!
#179 - KobraKidd (09/24/2012) [-]
**KobraKidd rolled a random comment #790834 posted by lordpsa at MLP Friendly Board ** :I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL 
   
   
   
my pickup line...
**KobraKidd rolled a random comment #790834 posted by lordpsa at MLP Friendly Board ** :
I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL



my pickup line...
User avatar #184 to #179 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/24/2012) [-]
hows that working out??
User avatar #193 to #184 - KobraKidd (09/24/2012) [-]
Not too good, my friend.



Not too good.
User avatar #210 to #193 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/24/2012) [-]
didn't think so
#158 - thatguythatlaughs (09/24/2012) [-]
**thatguythatlaughs rolled a random comment #465 posted by electromuffin at Reading ** :That was fantastic 
 my pick up line
**thatguythatlaughs rolled a random comment #465 posted by electromuffin at Reading ** :
That was fantastic
my pick up line
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