BITCH NIGGAAAAAAA. i found it funny. Today, I was talking an the phone with my crush. After an hour ? talking she mid me, "lfyy:: were half as hat as you send e
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BITCH NIGGAAAAAAA

Today, I was talking an the phone with my crush. After an hour ? talking she mid me, "lfyy:: were half as hat as
you send ever the phone, I' d date you Immediately." Maybe I should give up an lame and start a phone sex line.
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Submitted: 09/23/2012
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User avatar #8 - pepemex ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
What kind of person says that to someone???
User avatar #9 to #8 - wigglezxd (09/23/2012) [-]
The numerous cunts of the female youth today.
We should ask God for a restart.
User avatar #13 to #12 - wigglezxd (09/23/2012) [-]
We can do a restart on women-only.
So we have the fancy ladies of before rather than cock gobblers of today. :3
User avatar #3 - FishInABowl (09/23/2012) [-]
She just sounds like a complete shallow bitch, she'd only date him for his hotness and not because they can talk for an hour over the phone?
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#11 - HerpidyDerp (09/23/2012) [-]
>tfw no gf
#6 - suckcarsonandsee (09/23/2012) [-]
**suckcarsonandsee rolled a random image posted in comment #585972 at MLP Friendly Board **
#4 - lolomgwtfxd (09/23/2012) [-]
Dude, she isn't even worth it   
   
Fap, then do this celebratory dance, as your life shall be far better then hers
Dude, she isn't even worth it

Fap, then do this celebratory dance, as your life shall be far better then hers
#5 to #4 - lolomgwtfxd (09/23/2012) [-]
Well I feel stupid, I forgot OP found this on a website

If anyone happens to come across a girl like this, drop her
#21 to #5 - purealterego (09/24/2012) [-]
you mean you actually think i can get a girl?
#1 - misterkinz (09/23/2012) [-]
**misterkinz rolled a random image posted in comment #210681 at Anime & Manga ** show me where the funny is
#19 - biggrand (09/24/2012) [-]
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**biggrand rolled a random image posted in comment #234 at Best. Day. Ever. **

how I look when I talk over the phone to sex
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#16 - themachine (09/24/2012) [-]
**themachine rolled a random image posted in comment #483 at It doesn't take a genius ** may or may not be related
User avatar #15 - wilddittoappears ONLINE (09/24/2012) [-]
after reading all the comments i'm asking you... who said the was the girl?
User avatar #20 to #15 - purealterego (09/24/2012) [-]
THIS^
User avatar #10 - lastofthedovakhiin (09/23/2012) [-]
Before I scroll down, I expect to see morgan freeman somewhere.
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