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Why? Because **** you! That's why!

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User avatar #221 - scorcho ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
Try Latin. More science than language.
User avatar #213 - icefried (09/23/2012) [-]
4 Articles?
Try Serbian. 7.
User avatar #208 - tehbomb (09/23/2012) [-]
Masculine, Feminine, and NEUTER?
I think you neutered the english language!
#204 - holowichigo (09/23/2012) [-]
Taken three years of German in school. It's proper etiquette. It's shows if they are older then you, you have to show respect and to what gender. That all makes perfect sense to me. The fact we have one word that describes six is ****** up.
User avatar #206 to #204 - makedonski (09/23/2012) [-]
I agree
User avatar #202 - mrskyler (09/23/2012) [-]
>Studied German for six years
>Lived with German family for two consecutive summers
result: Hallo Mein Name ist Skyler. Ich mag deine weichen Pullover. Die Leute fahren sehr schnell auf der Autobahn

Sehr Gut
User avatar #216 to #202 - scorcho ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
this is the best you can do after 8 years?
User avatar #217 to #216 - mrskyler (09/23/2012) [-]
Well i know at little here and there, but my basic understanding of the language is retarded.

I am a dumb
User avatar #219 to #217 - scorcho ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
sehr interessant. Du hätst dich also für eine dumme person, nur weil es dir schwerfällt die deutsche sprache zu erlernen. Du vergisst aber, dass deutsch eine sehr anspruchsvolle sprache ist ( sie wird auch oft als "sprache der dichter und denker" bezeichnet), das ist also nichts, wofür du dich schämen müsstest.
User avatar #222 to #219 - mrskyler (09/23/2012) [-]
thank you, it is a challenging language. Since it took me this long to translate , resisting the temptation of Google Translate.

Hopefully when I have spare time , I will begin studying German.
User avatar #212 to #202 - socrat (09/23/2012) [-]
I thought i'd improve my german by going to austria for a month

result i learned they speak some other german language

ppl dont talk to you much if you dont speak fluent german anyway which is wierd
User avatar #214 to #212 - mrskyler (09/23/2012) [-]
I made the big mistake of speaking english at home, rather then practising German. What makes me feel retarded is that my 6 and 7 year old cousins are fluent in English, German and French.
User avatar #218 to #214 - socrat (09/23/2012) [-]
dont compare..u probably wont need it anyway...and if u want to learn it for real ..just make it to a B1 level Zetrifikat Deutsch or whatever its called and then justs start reading a story in german and translate whatever you dont know..and get a satellite tv to watch german channels or listen to german radios thru ur helped me alot listening to german rock like oomph,eisbrecher and rammstein
User avatar #220 to #218 - mrskyler (09/23/2012) [-]
hmmm i think i shall try watching a bit more german tv. I can understand by listening far more then studying the technical stuff.
User avatar #205 to #202 - makedonski (09/23/2012) [-]
That's like first year stuff.
User avatar #209 to #205 - mrskyler (09/23/2012) [-]
I know
User avatar #211 to #209 - makedonski (09/23/2012) [-]
User avatar #193 - lastofthedovakhiin (09/23/2012) [-]
Because **** you that's vy.
User avatar #189 - mllerayael (09/23/2012) [-]
seriously when will and kate got married all you saw on the german magazines was DIE WINDSORS
User avatar #183 - tartukaru (09/23/2012) [-]
I'll see your German and raise you Estonian.
User avatar #175 - ortonja (09/23/2012) [-]
When I was learning German I just used whichever one sounded right. I sounded like a retard but at least they knew what I meant.
#173 - gerthc (09/23/2012) [-]
Easy for everyone whose native language is german. I can imagine how hard it is for the rest of the world.

Das Butterbrot, die Sonne, der Mond, das Internet, der Stuhl. Ich kann es kaum glauben, dass du das hier übersetzt hast.
#176 to #173 - typicalmale (09/23/2012) [-]
Tja, und ca 99% der Kanacken die in Deutschland geboren und mit der deutschen Sprache aufgewachsen sind, kriegen nicht mal das auf die Reihe
User avatar #231 to #176 - kriegen (09/24/2012) [-]
I got two "name mentioned" notifications from this. I don't speak German. I am angry.
#238 to #231 - typicalmale (09/24/2012) [-]
Sorry 'bout that, dude
User avatar #215 to #176 - socrat (09/23/2012) [-]
habe frueher deutsch gelernt und manchmal hoere ich kriegen was meinst das auf englisch...wie in deinem satz??
#170 - sexy talk (09/23/2012) [-]
MFW I'm taking my German exams....
MFW I'm taking my German exams....
#167 - dodgypete (09/23/2012) [-]
Please post a table like this for Polish. Everyone else, up your screen resolution to the max!
User avatar #177 to #167 - dirigiblequixote (09/23/2012) [-]
Oh my god.


Oh my god, that needs to happen.
#179 to #177 - dodgypete (09/23/2012) [-]
Up the screen res, dude... That bastard's gonna be big!
User avatar #157 - codyxvasco (09/23/2012) [-]
Die Glock, Der riese.

All I could think of when I see this post.
User avatar #194 to #157 - lastofthedovakhiin (09/23/2012) [-]
Svine Whore!
User avatar #195 to #194 - codyxvasco (09/23/2012) [-]
**codyxvasco acts like Loki getting screamed at by Odin**
User avatar #198 to #195 - lastofthedovakhiin (09/23/2012) [-]
Haha. I didn't see Thor. :(
User avatar #201 to #198 - codyxvasco (09/23/2012) [-]
Funniest part of the whole movie for me.


Odin: You're right......A was a think that you were ready.... :(

Loki: Father-

Odin: HERRRGNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Loki: wtf
User avatar #203 to #201 - lastofthedovakhiin (09/23/2012) [-]
Ohh. Lol
User avatar #154 - martiortiftw (09/23/2012) [-]
in every civilized lengiage there is more then one article...
User avatar #160 to #154 - leveethewall (09/23/2012) [-]
Civilized language? Oh. Okay. Yeah, **** English. Nobody needs that barbaric gibberish. Deutsch ist mein Leiblingssprache. Jk.
User avatar #164 to #160 - martiortiftw (09/23/2012) [-]
english = every other lenguage + "get"
#150 - kornadth (09/23/2012) [-]
**kornadth rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at The Sad Truth. ** MFW my german is fluent
#147 - bariothguy (09/23/2012) [-]
There are 7 articles in my language...
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User avatar #200 to #197 - bariothguy (09/23/2012) [-]
the female article changes are missing on this one... and there's a ton of exceptions not mentioned here
#159 to #155 - mralex (09/23/2012) [-]
I'm Greek and there are a 						****					 load of articles   
I mean, look at these 						*************
I'm Greek and there are a **** load of articles
I mean, look at these *************
User avatar #171 to #159 - znigga (09/23/2012) [-]
there's another Greek person on this website!!!!
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User avatar #161 to #159 - mralex (09/23/2012) [-]
No idea why the hell this **** uploaded so small
User avatar #142 - samuraicrack (09/23/2012) [-]
This is why English is one of the hardest languages to learn. We have so many words that have multiple meanings.
User avatar #178 to #142 - dirigiblequixote (09/23/2012) [-]
You've clearly never tried learning Japanese or Polish.

English is hard, but there are definitely harder languages.
#146 to #142 - vassia (09/23/2012) [-]

Hardest language?


that was a good laugh
#145 to #142 - rakhlik (09/23/2012) [-]
English? One of the hardest languages to learn? Really? Are we talking about the same english? Lol try learning spanish, german, ******* RUSSIAN. Seriously, English is the international language because of it's simplicity, it isn't one of the HARDEST languages to learn...
User avatar #188 to #145 - emrakul (09/23/2012) [-]
Spanish is actually regarded as being pretty easy to learn
User avatar #186 to #145 - ferrettamer ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
Well, according to other people it is, but I wouldn't know as it is my native language...
User avatar #181 to #145 - trollinginthedeepp (09/23/2012) [-]
Spanish is actually really easy
User avatar #169 to #145 - Ruspanic (09/23/2012) [-]
Okay, Russian and German yes. Russian is my first language and I'm so ******* grateful for that because it would a bitch to learn otherwise.
But Spanish? Spanish is one of the easiest languages I know of. Everything is pronounced exactly how it looks - there's even accents to tell you where to put the emphasis - and the rules are really straightforward and have few exceptions. The only semi-hard part about it is all the tenses and conjugation, but that's nothing compared to Russian. At least in Spanish verbs don't change endings based on the gender of the subject.
English is difficult because of all of its irregularities, especially with pronunciation. It's not an international language because it's simple, but because for the past 200 years or so the British Empire and later the USA have been the dominant powers in the world.
#233 to #169 - rakhlik (09/24/2012) [-]
Spanish verbs don't change what? Ok, maybe I was wrong when I said it's difficult, that's what english students of my university say (I'm spanish) but excuse me sir, Spanish verbs might not change with the gender, but with other aspects. Let's compare:

English verb:
I love
You love
He/she/it loveS
We love
You love
They love

Let's go with spanish:
Yo amo
Tu amas
El/ella ama
Nosotros amamos
Vosotros amáis
Ellos aman

Maybe Spanish isn't as difficult as Russian or German (I began with german a few weeks ago) but imo is more difficult than English, I couldn't really say because I'm spanish, but every non-spanish I know says it's more difficult than English. I know it has it's exceptions, but do you think Spanish is always the same? No sir, it has LOTS of irregular verbs, and when I say LOTS, it's ******* LOTS, but again, this is my opinion, for some people English will be more difficult and for others it will be Spanish. Good day to you sir

User avatar #236 to #233 - Ruspanic (09/24/2012) [-]
By the way, when I say Spanish is relatively easy I don't mean that at all in a derogatory way. I apologize if I come across as condescending.
User avatar #235 to #233 - Ruspanic (09/24/2012) [-]
I'm aware that Spanish verbs change, and that there are irregulars. But nearly all of the irregulars follow some set of rules (e.g. stem-changers, -car/gar/zar endings, etc). There are few truly irregular verbs.
I speak Spanish. I also speak Russian, and I can tell you that Spanish does not even come close in complexity.
Russian has verb conjugations like in Spanish, but some verbs change in some tenses depending on the gender (there are 3 genders) of the subject, including 1st person. Nouns (including proper nouns) are also "conjugated" one of up to six ways depending on their function in the sentence, and the rules by which they are conjugated also depend on which of three categories they belong to (which are partly but not entirely determined by gender).
For instance, "I have the book", "There is no book", "I see the book" and "We talked about the book" each have different forms of the word "book". Also, to ensure adjective-noun agreement, adjectives must be conjugated in the same way. Plus there's a ******** of prefixes and stuff that can change the tense or meaning of a word.

Of course, English has very little verb conjugation, and in this aspect it is simpler than Spanish. I'll give you that. But then Mandarin Chinese doesn't have any conjugation at all, and I don't think a foreigner would find it easier than Spanish.
I just think English in general is a far more irregular and capricious language than Spanish, partly because it has incorporated in it so many words derived or taken from other languages, and because shares so little with any other single language. Spanish comes almost entirely from Latin and is similar to other Romance languages.

The reason many English-speaking students find Spanish difficult is simply because it is not their first language. Learning any new language is difficult after you pass a certain age.

I say all this from a Western perspective. I can't say which language a native Chinese-speaker would find easier.
#152 to #145 - reteip ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
It does have a crapload of synonyms though
User avatar #156 to #152 - martiortiftw (09/23/2012) [-]
less than any other lenguage
User avatar #151 to #145 - gelind (09/23/2012) [-]
I took a year of Russian. Was quite fun. Love the alphabet.
#168 to #151 - Matengel (09/23/2012) [-]
english is one of the harder languages to learn, at least according to my spanish professor. Naturally, any language you try to learn past the age of, I believe, 5 years old, will be hard to learn. Spanish is easy because each letter has its own sound, in english, we have different sounds comprised of the same letter combinations, making it hard.
User avatar #139 - spoonsnatcher (09/23/2012) [-]
User avatar #130 - kievaughnb (09/23/2012) [-]
I tried teaching myself LAtin and it was this **** that made it difficult for me.

By the way, if anyone here has learned Latin, what are the cases again?

I can remember these: nominative, genitive, accusative, dative, and vocative.
#134 to #130 - anonymous (09/23/2012) [-]
User avatar #135 to #134 - kievaughnb (09/23/2012) [-]
Ah, thanks.
User avatar #131 to #130 - kievaughnb (09/23/2012) [-]
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