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Stubborn Shovel Seller
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at russ-@ satrap com
From Me to Russ W":
Hey Russ,
That' s a really shovel you have Tn the pcture ls t tor sale?
Whe
From Russ - to Me:
Sorry guy Only sewing the hedge trimmer
From Me to Russ W":
Tn gave you no tor the shovel
From Russ - to Me:
cant you read? The shovel TEN tor sale
From Me to Russ W":
You WWY a ham bargain on the shovel Tn gave you an tor t, aha that Ts my NET otter
From Russ - to Me:
Here Ts my hum otter shut the hell up and leave me alone!
Later, from another email account
From Me to Russ "T":
Hey Tm you about the shovel Your asking once or he sounds ran to me And wth the tree
extention cord, that Ts a steal Tn take TH
From Russ - to Me:
What are you on about? The shovel Tm tor sale
From Me to Russ W":
Excuse me? Than not what your ad says
From Russ - to Me:
My ad says about the shovel Tm selling the hedge trimmer, not the shovel Look
Nowhere Ts a shovel mentioned
From Me to Russ "T":
Owl aching me around Ths ad says you are selling the shovel,
AMAZING IN EXCELLENT CONDITION
Reply on see below
T can assure you T am not Jeesh so you can stop pretending you arent selling the shovel
From Russ - to Me:
on my god T swear T avant put that up Somebody Ts messing wth my
From Russ - to Me:
can you Send meme Sehkto that ad so T can have them take ?
From Me to Russ W":
sorry, T cant ma the Mk anymore My we heeauw to use the computer so T had to toilete my browsing
fstory because T was at porn earner was somewhere Th the stun tor sale semen, Tr Tm not
mistaked so does tms mean T cant buy your shovel?
From another marl amount
From Me to Russ W":
Dear deuchebag,
T got a bone to wok wth you T came across your ad Th my search tor a new shovel and t seemed We a
great Gem Until T reah your desgusting comment about not selling the shovel to .Jewish peopie How the
hen do you tinh that Ts acceptable Th HITS My and age? What does t matter what reagon someone Ts
tor you to sen them a shovel? Ths Ts absolutely and an outrage to the Jewish
You make me sch
Sicerely NOT buying your shovel or hatred,
Mordecai
From Russ - to Me:
T amt have a problem will yells at am someone else put that ad up to mess will me aha T cant ma
where t Ts! can you send me the Mk to the ad please??
From Me to Russ "T":
Why amt you shovel your Nam bullsht to someone else? Ths "Jew" Tm buying TH
He Ctually deemed to small my origianl account
From Russ - In Me:
Look you We pach T know you put that luckyhk ad up aha you need to take t the luck down RIGHT
NOW Tm not selling the tucking shovel GET OVER IT aha gut bang Immature you son ova mien
From Me to Russ "T":
Tm sorry, T thought T was dang you a raver T wanted you to see how many great otters you coma get Tr
you archaea to sen the shovel
From Russ - In Me:
PM NOT SELLING THE FUCKING SHOVEL LET IT em Tell me HITS were dang a raver
then why tht) you put that Slut about the Tens Th there???
From Me to Russ "T":
T detected some strong undertones Tn our conversation T lust assumed you were an
My apologies
From Russ - In Me:
TAKE THE AD DOWN
I emailed mm one last tune, from another amount
From Me to Russ "T":
Good attemting,
T saw your ad tonne shovel tor sale Tm more Tn the axe you have Th that pcture Are you
selling the axe? Tn gave you no cash tor t
Dave
we T an Bummer“
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Submitted: 09/22/2012
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#14 - metallicafandude (09/23/2012) [-]
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User avatar #21 - cancerousiguana (09/23/2012) [-]
Fucking lost it at "Mordecai Goldstein"

This guy is a legend.
#16 - volcanobakemeat (09/23/2012) [-]
Moar moar moar!
#37 - urghseventysix (09/23/2012) [-]
Oh my god... I can't... breathe...
#35 - aiwendel ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
mfw Mordecai
User avatar #33 - chiefrunnyjeans (09/23/2012) [-]
lol! epic win! Keep on trolling!
User avatar #29 - eddiethead (09/23/2012) [-]
Fan-fucking-tastic.
#7 - goldenrule (09/23/2012) [-]
seriously funny shit, idk why there aren't more thumbs!!
User avatar #38 - vileghas (09/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
For whoever wants, all his e-mails:
http://www.dontevenreply.com/all.php
I've never laughed so much in my entire life with 1 website, this guy is comedy gold, seriously
#34 - mermaidhipster (09/23/2012) [-]
This is the funniest thing I've seen on here in a while
This is the funniest thing I've seen on here in a while
#22 - stream (09/23/2012) [-]
that is one nice shovel
User avatar #28 - ChippiAble (09/23/2012) [-]
MOAR!
#26 - anustraveller (09/23/2012) [-]
Never laughed this hard in my entire life
Never laughed this hard in my entire life
User avatar #25 - icanflynow (09/23/2012) [-]
fucking incredible, this man is absolutely genius
#24 - ttothey (09/23/2012) [-]
Why is this not in the #1 spot
User avatar #17 - junkinator (09/23/2012) [-]
how the hell is this not on the frontpage? it deserves to be
User avatar #15 - bagfullofkittens (09/23/2012) [-]
I lost it as Mordecai Goldstein.
#11 - spacedunk (09/23/2012) [-]
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#6 - anonymous (09/23/2012) [-]
anon says this is fucking epic. MOAR!
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