Suicide. . Stranger: Suicide is not the answer. You: It is sometimes You: for example You: if Merrielle said You: "whet is it called when we kill yourself"
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#3 - krizz (09/22/2012) [-]
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#5 to #3 - anon (09/22/2012) [-]
SORCERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
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User avatar #8 to #3 - fatrolls (09/23/2012) [-]
**fatrolls rolls 2,410**
aww yea
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User avatar #33 to #3 - tesarrior (09/23/2012) [-]
oh my lord, are you a god?
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#7 to #3 - anon (09/23/2012) [-]
almost fooled anon, you sly ****** and your sly ******* .
#98 to #3 - funkyspot (09/23/2012) [-]
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me 10 minuites ago
#37 to #3 - misterkinz (09/23/2012) [-]
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#4 to #3 - krizz (09/22/2012) [-]
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I totally got quads...
#41 to #4 - anon (09/23/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 21** *roll 2*
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#99 - Shaway (09/23/2012) [-]
Stuff you say that will get you red thumbs on FJ
User avatar #167 to #99 - koppmelk (09/23/2012) [-]
disagree/insult the top commenter.

I tried it once, here is the result: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3915475/Look+who+I+met+today/587#587
User avatar #132 to #99 - galkawhm ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
(depending on thread)
I'm an Atheist/Christian.
User avatar #147 to #99 - iamnotacreativeman (09/23/2012) [-]
Look at all these facebook faces.
#112 to #99 - thecrayzeeman (09/23/2012) [-]
I go on 9gag and FJ.
User avatar #124 to #99 - RageRambo (09/23/2012) [-]
Lol.
User avatar #131 to #99 - paperluigigatxl (09/23/2012) [-]
Le 9GAG ARMY IS HERE!
#123 to #99 - Foopert (09/23/2012) [-]
Hey guise check out my content youll loooovvvee itt ahhahaaha oh my gawd its so funny xD xD I luv the funny guy face and know all the meeems!! le 9gga r legiun xD

heres teh linkz :3 xD You need to login to view this link
#141 to #99 - cauhgon (09/23/2012) [-]
I love Ju.... Just.... JU ... Aw **** I can't do it
#120 to #99 - liberator (09/23/2012) [-]
xD
User avatar #114 to #99 - robbayyy (09/23/2012) [-]
I disagree
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#116 to #99 - derpology (09/23/2012) [-]
Hi my name is john and my cousin bob makes 746 466 767 bucks monthly by visiting a website and doing completely nothing, go check it out You need to login to view this link
User avatar #153 to #99 - anthonyh (09/23/2012) [-]
*roll image*
User avatar #108 to #99 - deadlypacifist (09/23/2012) [-]
**deadlypacifist rolls 122**
User avatar #134 to #99 - ninjaminion (09/23/2012) [-]
I have a question...
#176 to #99 - arbazio (09/23/2012) [-]
"OP is never a faggot"
"OP is never a faggot"
User avatar #130 to #99 - thevoid (09/23/2012) [-]
Saying something remotely negative about Pokemon
User avatar #110 to #99 - gatsu (09/23/2012) [-]
"This is a repost from 9gag"
User avatar #129 to #99 - SweetSassyMolassy (09/23/2012) [-]
Hey everyone, I have have an opinion.
User avatar #122 to #99 - theshadowed ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
TROLOLO LE NEW MEME ARROWS >mfw SO FUNNY! LOLLOOLO xD
User avatar #103 to #99 - ofwgbagelbites (09/23/2012) [-]
Mitt Romney is a saint.
User avatar #111 to #99 - Ihazfunkitty (09/23/2012) [-]
OP is straight
#100 to #99 - WutzATroll (09/23/2012) [-]
le
User avatar #138 to #99 - MRGamer (09/23/2012) [-]
"I think.."
#106 to #99 - stretchedvagina (09/23/2012) [-]
I saw this on Reddit yesterday
User avatar #113 to #99 - gorden (09/23/2012) [-]
teacher said:
"and also write your own opinion in the test"
start to write opinion
third side only opinion...
opinion
wat r u doin
opinion
staahp
User avatar #128 to #99 - iliekcereal (09/23/2012) [-]
Goddammit, I forgot to log in
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User avatar #125 to #99 - zekeon ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
"I like 9gag"
#152 to #99 - JudasLitl (09/23/2012) [-]
god is the answer to everything because bible!
#105 to #99 - infiniteduress (09/23/2012) [-]
Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
#117 to #105 - funnyrage (09/23/2012) [-]
well.. you are right i mean i do work in a fast food line and ive been there for like 1 years or more. i cant get a girl and i only have one friend and he is retarded... my boss is always trying to steal from me or make me work for free. hes daughter is a fat whale literally and i have to help her with her zits and stuff.i cant lift weights and this one time i even ripped my shorts in front of everyone...
.i shall never be as good as you
mfw i am sbongebob
User avatar #119 to #117 - funnyrage (09/23/2012) [-]
my bad 10 years
#157 to #105 - turtlewithashotgun (09/23/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #137 to #105 - katypower (09/23/2012) [-]
I fell prey to it once, And I'll never be again.
(While i'm at it 1) his face looks shopped, and 2) she looks like snooki.)
User avatar #109 to #99 - Petroleum ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
I have an opinion.
#84 - tehbestever (09/23/2012) [-]
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INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR

I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATER
User avatar #89 to #84 - dwraith ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
Relevance?
User avatar #91 to #89 - tehbestever (09/23/2012) [-]
yes.
#93 to #84 - mankey ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
User avatar #70 to #43 - Dwarf (09/23/2012) [-]
Jason Krueger?
#188 to #70 - ibanyourana (09/29/2012) [-]
What the **** happened after Freddy vs Jason?
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#64 to #63 - omgthatguy (09/23/2012) [-]
NICE ROLL.
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User avatar #71 to #63 - pinguinpiraat (09/23/2012) [-]
**pinguinpiraat rolls 64**
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#101 to #63 - bongconnery (09/23/2012) [-]
**bongconnery rolls 92**
#150 - foreveralones (09/23/2012) [-]
Would you rather, Have unlimited supply of money; OR have Immortality. Immortality: do what ever the hell you want, never die. Unlimited supply of money: Rich
Stranger 2: money
Stranger 1: money
Stranger 1: who wants to be immortal
Stranger 1: Life sucks
Stranger 2: Being immortal is so sad
Stranger 1: Can't wait to die
Stranger 2: You'd have to watch everyone die
Stranger 2: I know right?
Stranger 1: I should just shoot myself now
Stranger 2: Please do.
Stranger 2: Pics pls.
Stranger 1: I will
Stranger 2: cool.
Stranger 2 has disconnected
I made someone commit suicide
User avatar #159 to #150 - natanhiel (09/23/2012) [-]
Immortality
Duel someone for their money
Can't die
Get money

NOW I HAVE BOTH
User avatar #164 to #159 - foreveralones (09/23/2012) [-]
but the other thing is when you have unlimited supply of money when you have a boner alert in your head you can just have the money in your pocket for a lifesaver.
#165 to #164 - natanhiel (09/23/2012) [-]
You don't need to have your life saved if you're immortal
User avatar #162 to #159 - foreveralones (09/23/2012) [-]
well picking money is a waste
you can just have the money in your pocket
#127 - pandadiablo (09/23/2012) [-]
Performing the act of suicide is not the logical choice.
#145 to #127 - reptarrawr (09/23/2012) [-]
it is when they say you either kill yourself or we massacre thousands.
#163 - simgi (09/23/2012) [-]
If I had no will to live anymore, a.k.a. I'd want to die, I wouldn't hang myself, or drink pills n **** . I'd go travelling. Climb mountains, go hitchhiking, since I wouldn't care if I fall off a cliff or something. That way, I could die with style


picture semi-related
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#171 to #163 - decayingapple (09/23/2012) [-]
What if you had no money?
User avatar #174 to #171 - simgi (09/23/2012) [-]
Again, I wouldn't care if I'm alive or dead, so just the necessary **** in a backpack and off on the road, wherever my feet take me.


I really have thought this through, haven't I.....
#10 - alucardshellhound (09/23/2012) [-]
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#144 - cobrah (09/23/2012) [-]
well, as long as we get to see it on cam then i think it is the answer
#95 - uuuuuu (09/23/2012) [-]
If you're playing jeopardy, suicide could be the question.
#52 - MrMeatStick (09/23/2012) [-]
**MrMeatStick rolled user bounthon ** this guy is a homo
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User avatar #56 to #52 - teoferrazzi (09/23/2012) [-]
these fake rolls get me every time..
#60 - flixoe (09/23/2012) [-]
**flixoe rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Who is your best friend ** MFW
#170 - thetrolloftoronto (09/23/2012) [-]
its called seppuku. Suicide is never the answer
#177 to #170 - anon (09/23/2012) [-]
what i want to do is get a giant ballon and make it nuetrally bouiant with to my weight then attach a noose to the bottom, then i get a giant fan. after i hang my self with the ballon ill have the fan turn on and blow my body past the window of a preschool
#178 to #177 - thetrolloftoronto (09/23/2012) [-]
ok............
#46 - fukyeahraptorr (09/23/2012) [-]
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User avatar #50 to #47 - therealrottilargo (09/23/2012) [-]
after-image of christian bale
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User avatar #49 to #47 - darthblam (09/23/2012) [-]
Looks like the gif is a little messed up..

The image of that actor.. whose name I can't remember, kind of bled into the black background when it switches to Kermit.
#184 - jjcoffee (09/23/2012) [-]
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User avatar #175 - thedarkestrogue (09/23/2012) [-]
First one to come up with the most creative suicide method wins a prize.
My method is take a T-Shirt launcher gun, run into a public place and start screaming that there are leprechauns wearing my clothes and mocking me, then stick the t-shirt gun in my mouth and pull the trigger.
User avatar #182 to #175 - lnyanchl ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
Get some c4, a trampoline, rocket, matches, and gasoline.
lay the gasoline in a straight line.
plant the c4 in that line.
put a rocket straight in the middle.
place the trampoline near the rocket.
light all the matches, throw them down.
jump on the rocket.
feel the c4 explode at your feet and feel burns as you explode on the rocket.
then your corpse goes to space
User avatar #183 to #175 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
Use recycled cans to teach a class of Korean children robotics. Have the Korean children make you an army of robots to take over america. Once in control of america's technology, rain satellites down onto the american people. Fire all nukes at Korea then kill all the Korean kids because you don't like Korea for some reason.


Then buy a gun and shoot yourself.
#151 - Elderly Man (09/23/2012) [-]
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