I lol'd so HARD
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bl was Elam
sthis Just Happened
Alright i am heme by myself, just fucking around. and i walk inte the kitchen ta make coffee. There is a series cf glass panels and a sliding glass
deer that lead ante a , This is where my dag stays. I name my Deg is Asleep. I as quietly as passible awn the deer and ninja my way
ta standing aver the sleeping dag. I wake up my dag by making grudge names. It wakes up scared as fuck but like freezes and just stares at me. i
stare back. Stand there far like a med ED minutes just stink eyeing my dag. The i suddenely as quickly as passible make rem movements ta
make my self appear unnatural ta this dag then i w back ta standing still. Deg begins shaking in what i assume is fear. Starts ta back away slowly
just leaking at me. After it gets abaut 15 feet away I raise my arms fast as fucks; screech like an eagle and begin ta sprint towards my dag. I
expected it adjust run around but it fucking like went inte turtle made relied an its back and went stiff with legs up in the air and began ta shit/ piss
fucking everywhere. Now my dag will net m anything except sit in the camer cf the let that is furthest frem the deck. is my dag permanently braken'?
I laughed hard at the imagery this that I' m pretty sure I ruptured samething.
alto wouldl lei again.
Gaing ta have yam put dawn though. ifs fucked.