size. .. as a medical student i'm all for promoting health, but don't lie to your clients. Adipose Tissue (fat) is about .85g/cm^3 while muscle Tissue is about 1.058g/cm
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#39 - TheBikingFrog ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
Thats not 5 pounds of muscle....
Thats not 5 pounds of muscle....
#8 - goseathree (09/22/2012) [-]
That's still more muscle mass than my dick has
#409 to #8 - youasslicker (09/23/2012) [-]
but not than your right arm
#43 to #8 - comradewinter ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
Don't feel bad. The penis has no muscle mass. It's just an inverted sponge tissue that gets erect when blood flows through it.
#122 to #43 - anon (09/23/2012) [-]
He knows, too much.
User avatar #160 to #122 - WheresMyAccount (09/23/2012) [-]
useless, comma
#258 to #122 - knowstoomuch (09/23/2012) [-]
No, I do.
#69 - WaltWhitman (09/22/2012) [-]
as a medical student i'm all for promoting health, but don't lie to your clients. Adipose Tissue (fat) is about .85g/cm^3 while muscle Tissue is about 1.058g/cm^3 that's a ratio of 1.25 to 1 in volume, far from what is seen here! I call Bull **** !
#411 to #69 - Mojake (09/23/2012) [-]
Adipose tissue has a larger density than that. I had to recreate a sample of human adipose tissue and a sample of muscle tissue for a physics experiment. The experiment was to determine the tensile strength of a femur while surrounded by layers of fat and muscle.   
Adipose tissue has a density of no more than 0.18g/cm^3 difference than muscle tissue.    
Trust me on this, I had to repeat it about 200 			*******		 times.
Adipose tissue has a larger density than that. I had to recreate a sample of human adipose tissue and a sample of muscle tissue for a physics experiment. The experiment was to determine the tensile strength of a femur while surrounded by layers of fat and muscle.
Adipose tissue has a density of no more than 0.18g/cm^3 difference than muscle tissue.
Trust me on this, I had to repeat it about 200 ******* times.
#90 to #69 - mrswagly ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
WHERE'S SCRUBS? I WANNA MEET BLACK SCRUBS!
WHERE'S SCRUBS? I WANNA MEET BLACK SCRUBS!
#266 to #90 - thelonestranger (09/23/2012) [-]
Which one is funny Scrubs?
#141 to #136 - mrswagly ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
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#80 to #69 - corundum (09/23/2012) [-]
... **** . A med student.
User avatar #36 - theakwardturtle (09/22/2012) [-]
And a pen
#382 - anomsssssss (09/23/2012) [-]
but if you eat 5 Lbs of fat you get a free pen
#75 - rgarnett (09/23/2012) [-]
And now I have to masturbate... ******* funnyjunk
#81 to #75 - youngfearless (09/23/2012) [-]
it's too dangerous to go in alone....take this!
User avatar #76 to #75 - slatersniper (09/23/2012) [-]
wat
User avatar #58 - snowshark (09/22/2012) [-]
You gonna eat that pen?
#138 - brosephus (09/23/2012) [-]
At which point does the average 5 pounds of fat sprout a ballpoint pen?
User avatar #68 - freakaleak (09/22/2012) [-]
you mean for every 5 pounds of fat on my body, i also have 1 pen stuck in my rectum?
#292 - wazapdude (09/23/2012) [-]
MFW muscle.
#321 to #292 - potatotown (09/23/2012) [-]
you win this round   
i never would have thought of that
you win this round
i never would have thought of that
#300 to #292 - taxation ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
Wordplay ftw!
#337 - ifightfortheuser (09/23/2012) [-]
That muscle must be from people near Fukushima, 			****		 is laced with Uranium.
That muscle must be from people near Fukushima, **** is laced with Uranium.
#284 - goobdol (09/23/2012) [-]
...and a lone pen.
#387 - fukyeahraptorr (09/23/2012) [-]
why exactly is this on frontpage?
#269 - penistar (09/23/2012) [-]
I'm 6'1" and weight 160 pounds, and I look like Shaggy from Scooby Doo..
I'm 6'1" and weight 160 pounds, and I look like Shaggy from Scooby Doo..
#276 to #269 - anon (09/23/2012) [-]
Im 6'3 and 135. How does that even happen?
User avatar #295 to #276 - vipersixtyfour (09/23/2012) [-]
6' at 130. da fuq is wrong with us?
User avatar #279 to #269 - toastwarriornog (09/23/2012) [-]
Sorry, didn't log in.
User avatar #281 to #279 - penistar (09/23/2012) [-]
Dude, for your height, you're pretty underweight. Are you eating enough, or do you just have a fast metabolism?
User avatar #283 to #281 - toastwarriornog (09/23/2012) [-]
Must be the latter. I don't even diet or anything of the sort, but I'm still healthy.
It's odd, I know.
User avatar #282 to #269 - ISRjustgun (09/23/2012) [-]
I know that feel. 5'9" at 118 pounds. .-.
#290 to #269 - phazedninja (09/23/2012) [-]
Im 6'5 and weigh 170... ._.
#115 - Noah (09/23/2012) [-]
Mfw I just ate 2 McGangbangs (Look it up)
Mfw I just ate 2 McGangbangs (Look it up)
User avatar #151 to #115 - Sammmy (09/23/2012) [-]
I work at McDonalds and we just had to put up that calorie board thing. Congrats you just ate 1440 calories in one meal.
User avatar #157 to #151 - Noah (09/23/2012) [-]
I've done worse.
User avatar #159 to #157 - Sammmy (09/23/2012) [-]
Worst I've ever done is 6 slices of pizza in one sitting.
#265 to #159 - archonlb (09/23/2012) [-]
I ate a 16 inch pizza, a 10 inch cheesy garlic bread and a large tray of donner meat after starving myself for a day and a half.
User avatar #123 to #115 - ninjabeaver (09/23/2012) [-]
(For All the lazy ******* )


This is a tasty sandwich combination from McDonald's. Off the Dollar Menu you order one double cheeseburger and one Spicy McChicken sandwich. Spit the double cheeseburger between the two patties, and then put the entire Spicy McChicken sandwich inside the double cheeseburger.
#383 - gettinglolz (09/23/2012) [-]
And to who do those muscles and fat belong ?
#394 to #383 - akvtweentyone (09/23/2012) [-]
humans...
User avatar #391 to #383 - anonymousattorney (09/23/2012) [-]
The last guy who asked that question.
#12 - uhhyeahfmebaby ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
By this math each of my legs would weigh as ******* much as i do.
User avatar #20 to #12 - cubanwhiteman (09/22/2012) [-]
So let me get this straight, your legs are a portion of your body, if your legs weighed
more than you do, then...
your legs weight + the rest of your body weight < your legs weight
k.



**** algebra, seriously.
#47 to #20 - uhhyeahfmebaby ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
No, im just saying thats so ******* small for 5 pounds it seems like my leg has enough muscle mass to equal 220+ pounds
#301 to #47 - anon (09/23/2012) [-]
Or your legs have a ton of fat in them.
User avatar #52 to #12 - fuckenjordster (09/22/2012) [-]
It seems like no one else got this joke. I had little faith left in humanity until this point. I now have none.
#203 to #52 - uhhyeahfmebaby ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
Pretty sure this is one of those "cool story" posts trying to show how much bigger and fluffier fat is.

Pen is for Size comparison.

But, please, by all means, enlighten us with your brilliant ******* insight into the world of funny that went over all our heads.
User avatar #398 to #203 - fuckenjordster (09/23/2012) [-]
The joke I was referring to was #12 (The comment I replied to. Not that hard) And it seems by most of the replies it was getting that people were taking him literally and thinking that his legs weighed as much as he did. But what he means is that if the logic of the false measurement on the main post was true (Being 1lb instead of the stated 5lbs) He would weigh a lot more than he does now. Each pound of muscle would weigh 5 times as much.
#423 to #398 - uhhyeahfmebaby ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
Well, i was going to, but then i saw your comments are nothing but random image rolls and number rolls, i really hate that **** .
#422 to #398 - uhhyeahfmebaby ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
You just explained my own comment to me.

I almost feel like an arse for not realizing you saying "joke" was refrencing my original comment. But, meh, too bad i can only thumb you 5 times in 24 hours, will come back tomorrow to repair the rest of those thumbs.

User avatar #346 to #12 - asongulol (09/23/2012) [-]
By this math, I would have a lot of pens.
User avatar #17 to #12 - bambambaby (09/22/2012) [-]
Is that you, Legs Go All The Way Up Griffen?
User avatar #13 to #12 - Kyue (09/22/2012) [-]
Maybe you're just legs.
#233 to #44 - blackmanrollipolli (09/23/2012) [-]
how long...... how long have you been waiting to use that....
User avatar #420 to #233 - rzrback (09/24/2012) [-]
Millenia...
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