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#19 - responsibletim
Reply +313
(09/22/2012) [-]
1. kill the mother
2. Raise spiders
3. Become Spider God
4. Take over world
5.???
#435 to #19 - FredKrueger
Reply -8
(09/23/2012) [-]
sage
#499 to #435 - spinsser
Reply +2
(09/23/2012) [-]
this isn't 4chan -_- ,, so there is ABSOLUTELY no point of commenting "sage"...


faget
#500 to #499 - FredKrueger
Reply -2
(09/23/2012) [-]
sage
#508 to #500 - responsibletim
Reply 0
(09/23/2012) [-]
I'll sage your ****, don't try me.
#507 to #19 - anon
Reply 0
(09/23/2012) [-]
sage
#94 to #19 - youasslicker
Reply +13
(09/22/2012) [-]
you will raise hundreds of batman spiders
#51 to #19 - thedungeonmaster
Reply +34
(09/22/2012) [-]
Then mate with their women
#32 - HarvietheDinkle
Reply +111
(09/22/2012) [-]
Attach flies to the back of each baby spider. Big ones, so they have something to work out with. Not like a gnat - more like a housefly or something.

After a week of this the spiders should be accustomed to heavy lifting. Take off all the flies and put them in a pile (this comes later)

Build a tiny colosseum and put three spiders in it. Have them fight to the death. This is where the heavy lifting comes in: you are now determining the fate of a race of new super-spiders. You should do three so the spiders can learn teamwork and sabotage as they fight their bretherin.

After multiple rounds, you should have about three super-spiders left. Now, this is where it gets interesting. By this time they should have grown, and the mother should be weak from starvation. Have the three spiders fight their own mother. When they win due to their superior strength, feed the still-alive ones the rest of the flies. Not only are they grateful for the flies, but they should cling to you as a parent figure.

Repeat this process until you have a battalion of super-spiders, all war forged and ready for blood. They should have all learned teamwork and sabotage by then, so they have formed the perfect unit, ready for strategic victory. Set them loose upon the yard armed with spears and tower shields, and watch as your miniature spartan army decimates everything in its path. You have now transformed, in their eyes, into a god, and they will conquer the world for you.
#420 to #32 - XvAlanavX
Reply +1
(09/23/2012) [-]
I am in love with you.
#444 to #420 - HarvietheDinkle
Reply 0
(09/23/2012) [-]
:D
:D
#198 to #32 - CapnInterwebz
Reply +12
(09/22/2012) [-]
"battalion of super-spiders"
#37 - mitsubachii
Reply +91
(09/22/2012) [-]
SO YOU WERE THE ONE WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
#41 to #37 - mathiw
Reply +48
(09/22/2012) [-]
AFTER TWELVE YEARS, WE FINALLY FOUND THE ******
#95 - mankey
Reply +59
(09/22/2012) [-]
>Record voice on to tape saying "obey"
>Loop Recording
>Put speakers on all sides of pot
>Leave message playing for days
>Feed the spiders on dead insects and blood of your enemies
>Indoctrinate all the spiderlings
>Send spiderlings out to capture and indoctrinate more spiders
>Use spider silk to make a tank with armour 10 times stronger than steel
>Become Spider Overlord
>Take over the World
>Profit
#118 to #95 - robskul
Reply +6
(09/22/2012) [-]
Damn, thats a good plan. I should have caught you instead of this other lame mankey
#162 - extremezone
Reply +54
(09/22/2012) [-]
THIS IS THE ******* GUY WHO LET THE ******* DOGS OUT
#164 to #162 - connorsg
Reply 0
(09/22/2012) [-]
that was what i immediately thought off as well haha
#165 to #162 - eminempackerfan
Reply 0
(09/22/2012) [-]
my god...
#169 to #162 - nakedgingerkid
Reply 0
(09/22/2012) [-]
Here, take this internet point
#113 - anonymouzx
Reply +36
(09/22/2012) [-]






Let them starve.
#318 to #113 - thisisrarity
Reply +8
(09/23/2012) [-]
They'll eat each other so the survivor of the fittest will be one bad ass ************ alpha spider.

I do NOT wish for that on any soul
#100 - pikapoo
Reply +35
(09/22/2012) [-]
Have you tried installing Google Chrome?
#183 - ninootendoo
Reply +32
(09/22/2012) [-]
How did the spider get in his helmet?
How did the spider get in his helmet?
#190 to #183 - djwaffles
Reply +5
(09/22/2012) [-]
hahaha a thumb for you fine sir
#119 - rjgnal
Reply +32
(09/22/2012) [-]
it will take a crane to get them out. trust me, i did this as a prank back at my high school
#138 to #119 - unignorablegirth
Reply +6
(09/22/2012) [-]
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#7 - TheGreatAnon ONLINE
Reply +25
(09/22/2012) [-]
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#8 to #7 - TheGreatAnon ONLINE
Reply +10
(09/22/2012) [-]
It's not enough!!
It's not enough!!
#355 to #8 - anon
Reply 0
(09/23/2012) [-]
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