FUCK EVERYTHING. . tucking ': GAVE . THEN WE WHATDOIDO ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING MORE BABIES IT MORE BABIES MY LIKE GASING THEM WITH SPRAY AND I
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FUCK EVERYTHING

tucking ':
GAVE .
THEN WE
WHATDOIDO
ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING
MORE BABIES
IT MORE BABIES
MY LIKE GASING THEM WITH SPRAY AND ITS
STILL GANG BIRTH
YOU GUYS THOSE ARE ALL BABIES
**** MY LIFE
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User avatar #19 - responsibletim (09/22/2012) [-]
1. kill the mother
2. Raise spiders
3. Become Spider God
4. Take over world
5.???
User avatar #435 to #19 - FredKrueger (09/23/2012) [-]
sage
User avatar #499 to #435 - spinsser (09/23/2012) [-]
this isn't 4chan -_- ,, so there is ABSOLUTELY no point of commenting "sage"...


faget
User avatar #500 to #499 - FredKrueger (09/23/2012) [-]
sage
User avatar #508 to #500 - responsibletim (09/23/2012) [-]
I'll sage your **** , don't try me.
#507 to #19 - anon (09/23/2012) [-]
sage
#94 to #19 - youasslicker (09/22/2012) [-]
you will raise hundreds of batman spiders
User avatar #51 to #19 - thedungeonmaster (09/22/2012) [-]
Then mate with their women
User avatar #37 - mitsubachii (09/22/2012) [-]
SO YOU WERE THE ONE WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
#41 to #37 - mathiw (09/22/2012) [-]
AFTER TWELVE YEARS, WE FINALLY FOUND THE ******
User avatar #95 - mankey (09/22/2012) [-]
>Record voice on to tape saying "obey"
>Loop Recording
>Put speakers on all sides of pot
>Leave message playing for days
>Feed the spiders on dead insects and blood of your enemies
>Indoctrinate all the spiderlings
>Send spiderlings out to capture and indoctrinate more spiders
>Use spider silk to make a tank with armour 10 times stronger than steel
>Become Spider Overlord
>Take over the World
>Profit
User avatar #118 to #95 - robskul (09/22/2012) [-]
Damn, thats a good plan. I should have caught you instead of this other lame mankey
#32 - HarvietheDinkle (09/22/2012) [-]
Attach flies to the back of each baby spider. Big ones, so they have something to work out with. Not like a gnat - more like a housefly or something.

After a week of this the spiders should be accustomed to heavy lifting. Take off all the flies and put them in a pile (this comes later)

Build a tiny colosseum and put three spiders in it. Have them fight to the death. This is where the heavy lifting comes in: you are now determining the fate of a race of new super-spiders. You should do three so the spiders can learn teamwork and sabotage as they fight their bretherin.

After multiple rounds, you should have about three super-spiders left. Now, this is where it gets interesting. By this time they should have grown, and the mother should be weak from starvation. Have the three spiders fight their own mother. When they win due to their superior strength, feed the still-alive ones the rest of the flies. Not only are they grateful for the flies, but they should cling to you as a parent figure.

Repeat this process until you have a battalion of super-spiders, all war forged and ready for blood. They should have all learned teamwork and sabotage by then, so they have formed the perfect unit, ready for strategic victory. Set them loose upon the yard armed with spears and tower shields, and watch as your miniature spartan army decimates everything in its path. You have now transformed, in their eyes, into a god, and they will conquer the world for you.
User avatar #420 to #32 - XvAlanavX (09/23/2012) [-]
I am in love with you.
#198 to #32 - CapnInterwebz (09/22/2012) [-]
"battalion of super-spiders"
User avatar #100 - pikapoo (09/22/2012) [-]
Have you tried installing Google Chrome?
#183 - ninootendoo (09/22/2012) [-]
How did the spider get in his helmet?
How did the spider get in his helmet?
#190 to #183 - djwaffles (09/22/2012) [-]
hahaha a thumb for you fine sir
User avatar #119 - rjgnal (09/22/2012) [-]
it will take a crane to get them out. trust me, i did this as a prank back at my high school
#452 - spidermanthreading (09/23/2012) [-]
This is what you do man
User avatar #458 - novastroyer (09/23/2012) [-]
so you were the bastard who the let the dogs out?!
User avatar #470 to #458 - skeltonlax (09/23/2012) [-]
you sir...made my night
#125 - theblacksheep ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
duck tape it to the floor, poke small hole in the container, fill container with lemon water, spiders grow a taste for citrus, let them loose in walmart, everyone is to distracted in the food section over run by spiders, go to electronics, splurge and walk out with your prize.
#113 - anonymouzx (09/22/2012) [-]






Let them starve.
User avatar #318 to #113 - thisisrarity (09/23/2012) [-]
They'll eat each other so the survivor of the fittest will be one bad ass ************ alpha spider.

I do NOT wish for that on any soul
#105 - purplezebra (09/22/2012) [-]
Op should have just turned it off and then back on.
#77 - fcrocker (09/22/2012) [-]
Drill a hole in the top then spray the gas through the hole, holocaust style.
#82 - ZakyNine (09/22/2012) [-]
Have you tried turning it off and back in again?
#90 to #82 - ZakyNine (09/22/2012) [-]
*on
I can't type today
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