Amazing Wing Man. Barney would be proud.. 3 hours ago via It ttrome. ,, as So I' m sitting in an airport restaurant waiting for my flight back to Charlottesvill
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Amazing Wing Man

Amazing Wing Man. Barney would be proud.. 3 hours ago via It ttrome. ,, as So I' m sitting in an airport restaurant waiting for my flight back to Charlottesvill

Barney would be proud.

3 hours ago via It
ttrome. ,, as
So I' m sitting in an airport restaurant waiting for my flight
back to Charlottesville when an interesting scene unfolds in
front of me., A pretty girl is sitting by herself when a foreign
guy comes up and introduces himself. Apparently he' s from
Uruguay and this is his first time In the US. After
exchanging names he starts trying to enact that Barney
sickpup technique from How I Met Your Mother where he
pretends like he' s someone famous from a foreign country
and can' t believe she doesn' t know him. The girl is clearly
not biting and the guy is starting to flounder. I feel bad for
him so I walk up and Interrupt the conversation acting all
star struck and asking for his autograph. He seems pretty
surprised and then sheepishly signs my napkin. At this
point the girl is noticeably more Interested. I walk away
pretending to call a friend to brag about the autograph.
Last I checked he was surrounded by 3 girls. Welcome to
America, my friend.
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#10 - redclover (09/22/2012) [-]
HFW dude turns out to be a serial killer that lures women to his hotel room and then brutally murders them.
User avatar #261 to #10 - FredKrueger (09/23/2012) [-]
sage
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#18 to #10 - sasyboncho (09/22/2012) [-]
His technique.
His technique.
#71 to #18 - haaaxderp (09/22/2012) [-]
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No, this is.
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User avatar #89 to #28 - derpyhuman (09/22/2012) [-]
But a cool homosexual, like Freddie Mercury.
User avatar #127 to #89 - mikimoose (09/23/2012) [-]
But Freddie Mercury was bisexual D:
User avatar #128 to #127 - derpyhuman (09/23/2012) [-]
Well, OP is a Bisexual, but a cool bisexual, like Freddie Mercury.
#260 to #127 - anon (09/23/2012) [-]
Implying if you're bisexual you're not homosexual.
User avatar #31 - Muppetz (09/22/2012) [-]
This one time me and my went out to a bar because I am in the Marine Corps and do not got to see my friends very often. Se we decided to go out and have a good time while we could.

I hate to sound like a dick, but he doesn't get laid very often. He's kind of an introvert so this was a big deal for him.

So he finally drinks up the courage to talk to this smoking hot chick and her friend. He goes over and clearly flounders for a bit, making awkward conversation.

I just had my Dress Blues pressed so they happen to be in my truck, so I went out into the parking lot and changed really fast. Badges and Ribbons and everything, looking all official.

I go up to him with my cell phone. and I'm like "Sir? Admiral Hatcher is on the phone for you, Sir."

This chick's eyes shoot open to the size of dinner plates as she thinks oh **** this guy is a big deal. He immediately catches on. He goes, "Is it important?"

Im like "I'm afraid so, Sir."

The chick is kinda freaking out at this point. Her friend is just sitting there slack jawed. He pretends to talk on the phone about aborting a missile strike because the civilian casualties would be too high.

He tosses me the phone and tells me I can go.
I salute and leave. Grinning like a wolf as I change back into civvies.

He gets the girls number and the number of her friend.
We continue bar hopping laughing our asses off.

#161 to #31 - kevlarx (09/23/2012) [-]
you deserve a banana sticker, my friend
User avatar #199 to #31 - greensoul (09/23/2012) [-]
Can I be your friend?
#231 to #31 - shlycke (09/23/2012) [-]
great story, even better wingman
great story, even better wingman
#70 to #31 - anon (09/22/2012) [-]
The only way you could have been a better wingman is if you were in the Airforce instead.
#84 to #70 - Muppetz (09/22/2012) [-]
Semper Fi till' I die.
User avatar #134 to #70 - shaddowmarshal (09/23/2012) [-]
Chair Force? nawwww he was looken to get a chick not a fat ass
User avatar #222 to #134 - Screenshotman (09/23/2012) [-]
Man, those marines would be crying if not for my gun runs.
#302 to #222 - shaddowmarshal (09/23/2012) [-]
Army airborne, nuff said
User avatar #303 to #302 - Screenshotman (09/23/2012) [-]
I've actually participated in a few airshows with my AH-6J, definitely done a lot better than those Army Airborne guys.
Could just be that I got a better teacher but I think pilot lessons in the Air Force are better than the Army Airborne.
User avatar #304 to #303 - shaddowmarshal (09/23/2012) [-]
I don't know man, I've actually had to teach some Airforce NCOs and officers how to do my job and they really just looked like a bunch of kids with fancy toys.
User avatar #54 to #31 - philliyoMLB (09/22/2012) [-]
Without any sarcasm what so ever in this. And I mean none. COOL STORY BRO.
User avatar #224 to #31 - marceau (09/23/2012) [-]
Image the amount of crap you would be in if your commanding officer found out you did that, assuming you have somewhat the same regulations on appearance and dress as an Air Force cop.
User avatar #295 to #224 - Muppetz (09/23/2012) [-]
Not really. We can wear our dress blues wherever we want. We just cant wear our cammies.
#296 to #295 - marceau (09/23/2012) [-]
I suppose it depends on your area, my father could but if he were to ever do that in a public setting. Consequences would follow.
User avatar #298 to #296 - Muppetz (09/23/2012) [-]
I can't speak for any of the other branches. But the only dress uniform we can't wear is our dress blue alphas, which have our medals.
We can wear our bravos wherever and whenever. It's the same uniform, but with badges and ribbons instead of medals.
Its kind of a pointless difference imo, but whatever.
#299 to #298 - marceau (09/23/2012) [-]
Interesting, I learn another bit of information of the Marines.  The Air Force has/had one set of formal attire which was the same as yours, the Blues.  They held everything and heaven help the poor soul that allowed theirs to go to disrepair.
Interesting, I learn another bit of information of the Marines. The Air Force has/had one set of formal attire which was the same as yours, the Blues. They held everything and heaven help the poor soul that allowed theirs to go to disrepair.
User avatar #52 to #31 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
You sire, are now command sergeant 1st class bro.
#85 to #31 - nurucio (09/22/2012) [-]
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#117 to #31 - ilovehitler (09/22/2012) [-]
I don't even care if this is real. Just the thought of this is glorious.
I don't even care if this is real. Just the thought of this is glorious.
#46 to #31 - xnotcreative (09/22/2012) [-]
May... May I hug you?
#43 to #31 - anon (09/22/2012) [-]
I tried something similar once. Was working pretty well till my dick of a friend called the phone I was pretending to talk to Special Branch on. I didn't get her number strangely enough.
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User avatar #263 to #42 - spidersnakeeyes (09/23/2012) [-]
is he Jewish?
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User avatar #267 to #266 - spidersnakeeyes (09/23/2012) [-]
holocaust joke
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#90 to #31 - oliphan (09/22/2012) [-]
I don't think I even have the words to express how amazing you are right now, so I shall simply say this: May a million vaginas find their way to your penis post-haste.
#131 to #31 - ForNarniaaa (09/23/2012) [-]
**ForNarniaaa rolled a random image posted in comment #44 at Watch these for me? ** I feel like I've missed those moments cause I'm too dumb to understand. If my friend came back with a Marine Corps outfit I'd be like "dude, what are you doing?!" and we would both end up looking ridiculous....


I'm high.
User avatar #87 to #31 - tripscausedthis ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
Don't they give out medals for acts of valor for stuff like this?
#150 to #31 - saladtongsofdeath (09/23/2012) [-]
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**saladtongsofdeath rolled a random image posted in comment #1274736 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** you can hear the fake phone call over the music in the bar?
User avatar #239 to #31 - McBalls (09/23/2012) [-]
Semper Fidelis, my friend.
User avatar #32 to #31 - sonicg (09/22/2012) [-]
You my friend are the ultimate wingman.
User avatar #159 to #32 - grimoireweiss (09/23/2012) [-]
He can be my wingman anytime
User avatar #219 to #159 - Tusura (09/23/2012) [-]
I found you!
#251 - anon (09/23/2012) [-]
Moral of story, women only care if your famous/rich.
User avatar #258 to #251 - onkii (09/23/2012) [-]
no, they only care more
#253 to #251 - curlyhairedgoddess (09/23/2012) [-]
You got it Anon.
User avatar #17 - rokkarokkaali (09/22/2012) [-]
When I read Uruguay I immediately had a heart attack. Never in the seven seas or my years of internet have I read Uruguay anywhere other than a geographical conversation.
User avatar #9 - nadastress (09/22/2012) [-]
Wingman of the year!
User avatar #50 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
And then he turns out being an Albanian sex slaver targeting young white girls.

I kid... actually, you did a pretty nice thing there OP. Quite the bro move. :)
User avatar #58 to #50 - vwanyama (09/22/2012) [-]
"Cabs here are so damn expensive, want to share?"
User avatar #69 to #58 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I found the idea of that movie more scary than any horror film. lol
User avatar #74 to #69 - jokeface (09/22/2012) [-]
Well yea...because that **** really happens. Realistic danger is more terrifying than any monster movie.
User avatar #75 to #74 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
Damn straight. Wish more people were more aware.
User avatar #77 to #75 - jokeface (09/22/2012) [-]
Indeed. We should start an awareness campaign called Albania 2012.
User avatar #80 to #77 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
haha oh gawd. I think I know how that would go...

Actually where I live is Houston, and Human slaving is very prevalent here due to Mexican cartels and others.

Seems the media is paying little attention to the 55,000 dead down in Mexico.
User avatar #82 to #80 - jokeface (09/22/2012) [-]
I imagine Mexico would have a high mortality rate anyway given their severe shortage of drinkable water.
User avatar #103 to #82 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
Yeah. The 55,000 dead though are confirmed to cartel related deaths... I am sure they have a lot more towards the water etc..
User avatar #106 to #103 - jokeface (09/22/2012) [-]
Well that's depressing. Knowing that kinda **** is happening right on our own borders. Makes me wanna start a superhero team.
User avatar #107 to #106 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
Or a militia :D It is a sad story though in all honesty... it needs more focus.
User avatar #108 to #107 - jokeface (09/22/2012) [-]
Yea. I hate feeling so powerless.
User avatar #110 to #108 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
I think with the right motivation and intelligence, a person can have a lot of power.

Hell look at history. So many really stupid people have created powerful mobs and changes.

lol I'll be back. Off to a birthday. :)
User avatar #111 to #110 - jokeface (09/22/2012) [-]
Okay, have fun lol.
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User avatar #53 to #25 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [-]
**** ... wish I saw this before I posted something slimier. Props go to you for saying it first lol
#20 - marking (09/22/2012) [-]
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User avatar #38 to #20 - fireemblemrox (09/22/2012) [-]
Wonder what happens if you miss altogether. o-o
#14 - AMATORY (09/22/2012) [-]
Good Guy OP - never thought I'd be writing those phrases in the same sentence.
Good Guy OP - never thought I'd be writing those phrases in the same sentence.
#93 - baditch (09/22/2012) [-]
Then he kidnapped all three girls and sold them to the sex trade and Liam Neeson had to kill dozens of people to get them back. Way to go "wingman".
Then he kidnapped all three girls and sold them to the sex trade and Liam Neeson had to kill dozens of people to get them back. Way to go "wingman".
#262 - jigglebilly (09/23/2012) [-]
My cousin, let us go see some of those big american titties!
#15 - lefish (09/22/2012) [-]
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User avatar #1 - Protagonistism (09/22/2012) [-]
What if he's a rapist.... with AID's.
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User avatar #8 to #1 - dikslapping (09/22/2012) [-]
**** happens then she dies
#146 - gordolicious (09/23/2012) [-]
hfw surrounded by the girls
hfw surrounded by the girls
User avatar #101 - TheBarneyStinson (09/22/2012) [-]
That's my boy!
#35 - theproxy (09/22/2012) [-]
Then he drugged the girl and sold her to asian gangsters.   
lol idk
Then he drugged the girl and sold her to asian gangsters.
lol idk
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