dont lie to me. Apple keeps sending me this because my wife uses one -I didn't want to join in on the horse beatings, but they're making it hard not to.. i'" L" fk You Apple yunonomyname
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dont lie to me. Apple keeps sending me this because my wife uses one -I didn't want to join in on the horse beatings, but they're making it hard not to.. i'" L"

Apple keeps sending me this because my wife uses one -I didn't want to join in on the horse beatings, but they're making it hard not to.

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User avatar #24 - sketchysketchist (09/22/2012) [-]
The apple marketing department is doing a great job.
They know the only people buying their things are apple fanboys.
#10 - crustypizza (09/22/2012) [-]
**crustypizza rolled a random image posted in comment #438 at Getting Real Tried of Your Shit EA **<------  The mastermind behind the Apple Marketing Department
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User avatar #25 to #10 - clareon (09/22/2012) [-]
lol if EA started working with Apple you'd probably have to pay a dollar every time you called someone.
User avatar #41 to #25 - symustafa (09/22/2012) [-]
More like if Microsoft bought Apple.
User avatar #44 to #41 - clareon (09/22/2012) [-]
lmao right! microsoft isnt any better with stuff like xbox. No gold? you cant even watch netflix.
#11 to #1 - youngfearless (09/22/2012) [-]






you can get itunes on almost any computer
User avatar #17 to #11 - yunonomynameeh (09/22/2012) [-]
yeah, but are there other programs on a mac for managing your music files? I'm thinking more along the lines of "if you own a mac, you're using itunes" -which means that if you own a mac and any other phone...
#32 - hockeyfanguy (09/22/2012) [-]
Not trying to defend or anything, but to be fair, what are they supposed to say, "It's the exact same thing"? You sell the name, not the product with apple
#5 - ShaunG (09/22/2012) [-]
FJ community complains about lack of innovation and originality from Apple.   
   
Continues to post the same jokes about the new iPhone for two weeks.
FJ community complains about lack of innovation and originality from Apple.

Continues to post the same jokes about the new iPhone for two weeks.
User avatar #6 to #5 - yunonomynameeh (09/22/2012) [-]
2 weeks < 2 years ...just pray we're not as persistent as apple is, and if all these jokes were really "the same" -they wouldn't be so well received.
User avatar #8 to #6 - Theyneverknow (09/22/2012) [-]
FJ has been making them for years.
And if all these iPhones were really "the same" -they wouldn't be so well recieved.
#23 - Rascal (09/22/2012) [-]
Without sounding fanboyish (Sure, I have an iPhone, but I'm not a massive Apple fan), Apple DO have some amazing marketing.
#33 to #23 - huidaman (09/22/2012) [-]
Microsoft marketing is pretty darn good, too. I mean, their latest ad almost made me want to try out Internet Explorer 9.
User avatar #27 to #23 - thelastprothean (09/22/2012) [-]
I agree. Apple has an unbelievably successful marketing campaign.
User avatar #13 - xtwinblade ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
how do i get different colors for my text?
#35 - ackbobthedead (09/22/2012) [-]
My super-Christian friend believes all of that is true.........
#34 - jeppetp (09/22/2012) [-]
Well, actually the app-store is the place with most app-store apps... There's no one anywhere else =)
User avatar #36 to #34 - yunonomynameeh (09/22/2012) [-]
That's the way I read that line too, "apple has the largest collection of apps on the app store".
User avatar #21 - mrgoodbunny (09/22/2012) [-]
well, Iphone was the first to have true touch screen, and it does have the best mobile app store.

Retina display and **** like that don't mean anything, but besides that, it's **** you i don't want to type anymore.
#30 to #21 - Rascal (09/22/2012) [-]
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User avatar #9 - Looongcat (09/22/2012) [-]
i think you should replace 'marketing dept.' with 'engineering dept.'
#3 - Rascal (09/22/2012) [-]
Well... the app store is the largest mobile app store on earth last time i checked and design comeon are you guys all retarded on this site? Design isn't just how it looks it's how it's made also (which they have changed alot in). Siri is probably the best of it's kind but seriously who the **** uses that **** ? Anyone? Exactly!

It's the biggest thing to happen to iPhone since iPhone. Yeaah thats ******* retarded statement.
User avatar #4 to #3 - yunonomynameeh (09/22/2012) [-]
I actually like the iphone, it's a solid phone, this "joke" is all about this ad really.
#28 to #4 - Rascal (09/22/2012) [-]
I do too, it's probably easiest and fastest phone on the planet as of now. But the ''joke'' is pretty lame right now after like 500 times.

And i know you do! Else why would you use a mac? ;)
User avatar #2 - thisisspartah (09/22/2012) [-]
the only thing that seems original and innovative are the new headphones
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