Snorle. Look how much fun he's having!.. I really was thinking at first, who the would put this on a cat?
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User avatar #3 - LonelyCamel (09/21/2012) [-]
I really was thinking at first, who the would put this on a cat?
#16 - John Cena (09/22/2012) [-]
True Story
>Dating a chick for awhile, hanging out at my house, things get heavy
>Always complains about her ex never wanting to go down on her
>Get her in bed and start to head downtown
>She's wearing old lady underwear. meh, bit of a turn off but whatever
>Struggling to get the underwear off
>Finally able to pull them down (Thanks for the help bitch)
>What the **** is that smell
>Reek from her vag literally burning my nose
>Think of rotten crab and cat **** being shoved up your nostrils
>Look down in horror at her spread open legs
>Bad shave job, patches of hair everywhere and infected pimples/hair bumps
>Wads of toilet paper caught in hair
>CRUSTED **** AROUND ASSHOLE
>My face twisted up in abosolute horror/disgust (Think the dead faces from The Ring)
>I begin sputtering and gagging, words don't even come close to describing
>I stumble into the livingroom dry heaving like I'm going to die
>She comes in dressed and pissed off
>She starts yelling at me, I have no idea what she is saying
>Tell her to leave
>She's a nice girl, so I wasn't going to tell anyone about incident
>Then I hear she starts telling people I couldn't get it up
>So I start telling people the truth
>Her ex backs me up, and now she is outcast
>I still have literal nightmares about that **** .
#22 to #16 - justjumi (09/22/2012) [-]
The hardest I've laughed all week. A similar thing happened to a friend. Thank you for the story.
#26 to #16 - John Cena (09/22/2012) [-]
someone give this guy an award for best story/funniest thing i ever read in my life.
#29 to #16 - sason (09/22/2012) [-]
I would've laughed my balls off, but I was too grossed out..
#30 to #16 - neoexdeath ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
We have taught you well, young Anon. Go forth and spread your story throughout the legendary "Real World".
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#20 to #16 - attractive (09/22/2012) [-]
Why did I read that. I'll never get that mental image out of my head.
User avatar #28 - severepwner (09/22/2012) [-]
"Come on baby, I can't wait another second"
"One moment, let me just get my ******* pussy snorkel on."
User avatar #24 - aqualadFTW (09/22/2012) [-]
And i'm sure any woman would have a difficult time containing her orgasm with this dashing device strapped to their lover of choice.
User avatar #25 to #24 - hybredmoon (09/22/2012) [-]
Seriously, if you're wearing this, drowning in pussy is not going to be one of your concerns.
User avatar #4 - hangingtree (09/21/2012) [-]
Is it really that hard to breath when "doing that"? O.o
#13 to #4 - muscles (09/22/2012) [-]
you have no idea lol
User avatar #12 to #4 - johndapro (09/22/2012) [-]
Well from my own experience I would say that it sometimes can be hard to breath, but it's not a big problem. The biggest problem is that your jaw and tongue muscles gets tired before your girl is satisfied, believe it or not but it's really exhausting.
User avatar #5 to #4 - RoloDude (09/21/2012) [-]
Can be if the girl is getting into it and forcing herself into your face. Though you can just come up for air now and again.
#2 - fluttershyismine (09/21/2012) [-]
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#8 - nerdiestjockever (09/21/2012) [-]
Almost died when I saw Dr. Richard Head
Almost died when I saw Dr. Richard Head
User avatar #21 - chuckstein (09/22/2012) [-]
For a moment I actually thought it was for cats.
I'm not a clever person.
User avatar #31 - mrgoodbunny (09/22/2012) [-]
man, for a good 5 seconds i thought
"In what situation would a cat need a snorkel?"
#15 - jokersaysamuseme (09/22/2012) [-]
**jokersaysamuseme rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at Pokemon Snapped (NSFW maybe?) ** Perfect
User avatar #10 - sketchysketchist (09/21/2012) [-]
Now I can eat her out non-stop.
User avatar #9 - bambambaby (09/21/2012) [-]
This is actually pretty brilliant.
User avatar #6 - NiceOnRice (09/21/2012) [-]
Wow! Top 200! Thanks everyone :)
User avatar #7 - temporalguardian (09/21/2012) [-]
.....here, all of my wat. you may take it.
User avatar #34 - happyPills (09/22/2012) [-]
dr. richard head
>richard = dick
>dr. dick head
seems legit
User avatar #23 - rosietheamazon (09/22/2012) [-]
sure smell could be an issue
but when you are really all up in it going to town for a snack of pussy
you need some air
User avatar #19 - foelkera (09/22/2012) [-]
Dr. Richard Head
Richard Head
Richard = Dick
∴ Dr. Dick Head
QED, ************* .
#18 - John Cena (09/22/2012) [-]
or you could just tell her to wash her cunt.
User avatar #17 - izzygirl (09/22/2012) [-]
Ohgodwat?
#14 - pionono (09/22/2012) [-]
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