Greek Creation Myth. i've always found greek mythology fascinating. if you do to, i'll tell more stories. Eeis and the Gads needed creatures warship them they c

Greek Creation Myth

i've always found greek mythology fascinating. if you do to, i'll tell more stories

Eeis and the Gads needed creatures
warship them they cerld remain
powerful, Eeis created creatures
with 2 heads, 4 arms, 4 legs, and a
reind hedy.
There were 3 kinds these creatures. The 2 male heads steed fer the
sun, l male and l female fer the Earth, and 2 females fer the meen.
But these creatures seen grew
discontent and tried revolt
against Eeis and the Gads.
Eeis wasn' t sure what . He couldn* t
destrey his creations, because he was still
dependent en their praise, but they weild
seen became tee pwerful fer him centrel.
Eventually, he thaught an idea.
He cut the creatures in half with a
belt lightning, taking away their
He then stiched tegether the sides
the humans, but left ene part
unstacked they weild always be
reminded the might the Gads.
And, keep the humans frem revolting again, Eeis deemed them
Spend the rest their lives searching fer their ether half
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#1 - miwauturu ONLINE (09/21/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Greeks were able to accept same-sex couple thousands of years ago- so why can't we today?
#3 to #1 - yunonomynameeh (09/21/2012) [-]
Because we stopped believing in these Greek fairy tales and discovered Jesus Christ! /sarcasm
User avatar #8 - dingojohn (09/21/2012) [+] (25 replies)
This isn't the Greek Mythology's creation myth.

This is a philosopher's thoughts on sexual attraction and the meaning of life, searching for our counterpart to fulfill us. Can't remember whose story this is, but it was told at a gathering of philosophers among several other stories like it. It has got nothing to do with the old religions beliefs.
#81 - darklit (09/22/2012) [-]
So thats why gays are flaming
#59 - whatley ONLINE (09/21/2012) [+] (7 replies)
This isn't even slightly correct...   
I mean, seriously, who verbally vomited this out?
This isn't even slightly correct...
I mean, seriously, who verbally vomited this out?
#128 - unknownx (09/22/2012) [-]
................................... this is not correct at all
#61 - KillenZehJews (09/21/2012) [-]
MFW gay couple
User avatar #58 - bambambaby (09/21/2012) [-]
Your mythology is way off. Both the creation stories of humans, and of the universe are different. WHERE IS THIS STORY SUPPOSED TO BE FROM?!
#55 - icameheretotroll (09/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#23 - lefish (09/21/2012) [+] (8 replies)
That is not remotely Greek in any way shape or form. That's hippie ******** , probably from Tumblr. Greeks had several different creation myths, but in no version was Zues the creator of the earth sun or moon.
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#80 - Spavaloo (09/22/2012) [+] (11 replies)
You sadden me with your stupid.

In Greek and Roman mythology, Prometheus created humans,
not Zeus. He made them out of clay from a riverbank.

Zeus and most of the other gods wanted humans to stay stupid,
but Prometheus decided to be a cool guy and trick the gods by
stealing fire from Olympus and bringing it to the humans. This
allowed humanity to progress technologically and mentally.

Prometheus was punished for this act by being chained to a rock
on a mountainside, where an eagle (emissary and symbol of Zeus)
pecked out his liver every day (it grew back during the night).

Though, your story is good in its own right. Found a new religion, if
you want, make tons of money and get tons of loyal followers.

Just don't ******* use Zeus
#71 - darklit (09/21/2012) [-]
Prometheus and Epimetheus made human out of clay...
User avatar #74 - srskate (09/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
That funny moment when thats not at all the greek creation story.
#53 - rabbitfood (09/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I like this post
#18 - swordwoman (09/21/2012) [-]
that explains everything.
that explains everything.
User avatar #145 - ivoryhammer (09/22/2012) [-]
Still a better story than the Bible.
User avatar #97 - TheMindBrain (09/22/2012) [+] (45 replies)
And who created the Gods? Well they OBVIOUSLY came from Chaos! Just a big ol cloud of Chaos.
User avatar #101 to #97 - Eddythebandkid (09/22/2012) [-]
no, they came from Chronos. king of the titans.
User avatar #26 - frozenpickle (09/21/2012) [-]
hurr this isnt greek durrr, are we seriously going to do this guys?
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