Women Are The Biggest Liars. . Who are the biggest liars'? Men or women'? Women. ariston' " You got on heels., You ain' t that tall! You got makeup on... Your f Chris Rock
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Women Are The Biggest Liars

Who are the biggest liars'?
Men or women'?
Women. ariston' "
You got on heels.,
You ain' t that tall!
You got makeup on...
Your face don' t look like that!
You got a Wonderbra on...
Your titties ain' t that big!
Everything about you is a lie...
And you expect me to tell the truth'?
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#53 - killerblue (09/21/2012) [-]
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#13 - weedallusion (09/21/2012) [-]
**weedallusion rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Proving the impossible ** What i lie about
#6 - alucardshellhound (09/21/2012) [-]
**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #81 at greek **
#7 to #6 - lordlucifer (09/21/2012) [-]
**lordlucifer rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Scum Bag Mewtwo ** sweet roll
#14 to #6 - azraelthemage (09/21/2012) [-]
Relevant roll is relevant.
Relevant roll is relevant.
#55 - nekoyas (09/21/2012) [-]
Mfw all the girls here that is trying to get attention for how "special" they are


Mfw all the girls here that is trying to get attention for how "special" they are
User avatar #57 to #55 - llllll (09/21/2012) [-]
It's always the same story. Also regarding other things, like crazed Christians posts and all the Christians commenting on how they're not all the same.
User avatar #4 - bitchplzzz (09/21/2012) [-]
Chris Rock is ******* hilarious!



"I got white friends, listening to a Dr Dre song. And you knowww... theres a lot of " ***** " in a Dre song... I know, I know, white people cant say " ****** " or " ***** ". But for all i care, you can say it in songs. But its sooo ****** sad to see my white friends rap a long.. "Ratatatat like that, cos I never hesitate to put a-.. ahahaah I dont know what to say.." But I know.. that when Im not there, they LEAN into that **** ! "Ratatatat like that, cos I never hesitate to put a *********** On his BACK.. and KILLEM!"
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User avatar #47 to #40 - littlenish (09/21/2012) [-]
I use stuffed animals.

Don't judge me.
User avatar #52 to #47 - thunderkrux (09/21/2012) [-]
I stack two pillows up and slide my dick in between them
#87 to #40 - herefortheporno (09/21/2012) [-]
I used to think that guys would use tissues to make a tissue vagina. I didn't know you had to catch it.    
   
mfw I realized the other day
I used to think that guys would use tissues to make a tissue vagina. I didn't know you had to catch it.

mfw I realized the other day
#43 to #40 - tranman (09/21/2012) [-]
i do the same except i use pliers
#9 - metalheadnv ONLINE (09/21/2012) [-]
...without makeup...
...without makeup...
#12 to #9 - thisotherdude (09/21/2012) [-]
Actually it's more like this
User avatar #44 - littlenish (09/21/2012) [-]
I hate how girls in my area wear bright neon lipstick. It's hard to complement your natural beauty when you're blinding me w/ your ****** cosmetics.
#71 - Moar (09/21/2012) [-]
I know this is just comedy and people shouldn't elaborate all that much,
but **** it I don't give a **** if girls wear make up or /try/ and look sexy or not. But they're going to be judged and ****** by society either way. I know when I'm around someone I like, I try to look at least a little MORE approachable than usual. Catch 22.
#90 - haveagoodone (09/21/2012) [-]
obviously not my type of humour
obviously not my type of humour
#20 - anon (09/21/2012) [-]
And then, when women don't do all that, men don't look at them.
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#24 to #20 - anon (09/21/2012) [-]
Prettiest girls I've ever seen hadn't put on make-up yet. I didn't notice before because they were covered in make-up.
User avatar #22 to #20 - kztroll (09/21/2012) [-]
Not the douchebags, the ones you end up complaining about.
#5 - canihascheezburger (09/21/2012) [-]
Lost it at your titties aint that big :')
#62 - luckodairish (09/21/2012) [-]
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User avatar #97 to #62 - corpsedolly (09/21/2012) [-]
Lucy c:
#98 to #62 - heartlesschaos (09/21/2012) [-]
That was surprisingly relevant to the post...nice roll.
That was surprisingly relevant to the post...nice roll.
User avatar #96 to #62 - chilleh (09/21/2012) [-]
Kaede is one scary cute female.
#89 to #62 - roscoethebutler (09/21/2012) [-]
That show is sexy.... and gory :D
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#8 - sketchysketchist (09/21/2012) [-]
**sketchysketchist rolled a random image posted in comment #754577 at MLP Friendly Board ** Har har har, Black comedians are way funnier than white ones.
**sketchysketchist rolled a random image posted in comment #754577 at MLP Friendly Board ** Har har har, Black comedians are way funnier than white ones.
User avatar #35 to #8 - iliketires (09/21/2012) [-]
Hey I like Chris Rock, Dave Chapelle, and Kevin Hart.

But ONLY because they don't sit there and ONLY talk about pot and "differences between black and white people"
User avatar #37 to #35 - sketchysketchist (09/21/2012) [-]
Those three are geniuses.
Though I wish I could find all their stand-up videos.
#33 - anon (09/21/2012) [-]
When she doesn't do all that, you don't even look at her. Juss sayin'
User avatar #34 to #33 - waffies (09/21/2012) [-]
I personally do not like tall women, get turned off by ridiculous makeup, and care more about waists than breasts... It all depends on who you meet
#1 - desucakes (09/21/2012) [-]
What the 			****		 is wrong with his left hand in the last panel?
What the **** is wrong with his left hand in the last panel?
#2 to #1 - moofiefoof (09/21/2012) [-]
he flipped off the camera and it was TV so they blurred it
User avatar #3 to #1 - Looongcat (09/21/2012) [-]
Parkinsons
#78 - feelyoubro (09/21/2012) [-]
and then everybody died.
#86 - skidfeen (09/21/2012) [-]
**skidfeen rolls 20**
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