Women Are The Biggest Liars. . Who are the biggest liars'? Men or women'? Women. ariston' " You got on heels., You ain' t that tall! You got makeup on... Your f Chris Rock
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Women Are The Biggest Liars

Who are the biggest liars'?
Men or women'?
Women. ariston' "
You got on heels.,
You ain' t that tall!
You got makeup on...
Your face don' t look like that!
You got a Wonderbra on...
Your titties ain' t that big!
Everything about you is a lie...
And you expect me to tell the truth'?
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#6 - alucardshellhound
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(09/21/2012) [-]
**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #81 at greek **
#7 to #6 - lordlucifer ONLINE
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(09/21/2012) [-]
**lordlucifer rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Scum Bag Mewtwo ** sweet roll
#14 to #6 - azraelthemage
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(09/21/2012) [-]
Relevant roll is relevant.
Relevant roll is relevant.
#11 to #6 - brothergrimm
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(09/21/2012) [-]
#53 - killerblue
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(09/21/2012) [-]
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#4 - bitchplzzz
Reply +47
(09/21/2012) [-]
Chris Rock is ******* hilarious!



"I got white friends, listening to a Dr Dre song. And you knowww... theres a lot of "*****" in a Dre song... I know, I know, white people cant say "******" or "*****". But for all i care, you can say it in songs. But its sooo ****** sad to see my white friends rap a long.. "Ratatatat like that, cos I never hesitate to put a-.. ahahaah I dont know what to say.." But I know.. that when Im not there, they LEAN into that ****! "Ratatatat like that, cos I never hesitate to put a *********** On his BACK.. and KILLEM!"
#10 to #4 - thebaest **User deleted account**
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#55 - nekoyas
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(09/21/2012) [-]
Mfw all the girls here that is trying to get attention for how "special" they are


Mfw all the girls here that is trying to get attention for how "special" they are
#57 to #55 - llllll
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(09/21/2012) [-]
It's always the same story. Also regarding other things, like crazed Christians posts and all the Christians commenting on how they're not all the same.
#13 - weedallusion
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(09/21/2012) [-]
**weedallusion rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Proving the impossible ** What i lie about
#9 - metalheadnv
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(09/21/2012) [-]
...without makeup...
...without makeup...
#12 to #9 - thisotherdude
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(09/21/2012) [-]
Actually it's more like this
#56 - thepsycho
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(09/21/2012) [-]
#40 - galifianakis **User deleted account**
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#47 to #40 - littlenish
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(09/21/2012) [-]
I use stuffed animals.

Don't judge me.
#52 to #47 - thunderkrux
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(09/21/2012) [-]
I stack two pillows up and slide my dick in between them
#87 to #40 - herefortheporno
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(09/21/2012) [-]
I used to think that guys would use tissues to make a tissue vagina. I didn't know you had to catch it.    
   
mfw I realized the other day
I used to think that guys would use tissues to make a tissue vagina. I didn't know you had to catch it.

mfw I realized the other day
#43 to #40 - tranman
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(09/21/2012) [-]
i do the same except i use pliers
#18 - dinosaursinspace
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#26 to #18 - Deanoss
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#31 to #18 - scorpionfrommk
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(09/21/2012) [-]
pics or it didnt happen
#29 to #18 - guineapirate
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(09/21/2012) [-]
#64 - anon
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(09/21/2012) [-]
I'm gonna get hate from this buut.. Do you HONESTLY think women want to spend 2 hours a day getting ready? Or a bunch of money on cosmetics? You guys act as if they do it for fun but in reality they only do it because the media says so or else they'll be called ugly by you. So maybe, instead of calling them liars, you should say "Thanks. THANK YOU for taking your time to look beautiful." Or, if you don't like makeup on them, just say, "You look beautiful without makeup." Calling them a liar is a bit stupid.

The only people who should hate all those listed things in the post (heels, makeup, padded bras, etc) are feminists, and last I checked, FJ was far from that.
#76 to #64 - fjorgtfo
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(09/21/2012) [-]
I might give you more respect for your opinion if you had the balls to say it with an account instead of hiding behind anonymous.
#82 to #64 - thesilence
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(09/21/2012) [-]
The way I see it, the people who call you ugly aren't worth dressing up for. Most people aren't arseholes and don't just insult people for no reason.
#79 to #64 - jjcoffee
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#70 to #64 - iusedtocare
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(09/21/2012) [-]
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#67 to #64 - nekoyas
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(09/21/2012) [-]
The thing with girls is that they are competing with each other
Like "Oh, look at her, she's so pretty, I wish that I was so pretty"
And then they are trying to be something that's shown in television, magazines, you call it, just to be accepted
If they just could stop comparing themselves to others, then they wouldnt need all that makeup
Then I dont think that people are calling girls things because they wear makeup
I think its because of their attitude
#66 to #64 - goochmaster
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(09/21/2012) [-]
Women who get overly prepared like that actually disgust me; it goes to show that they've been brainwashed by sexualization in the media, making them think that they DO have to look like that. If a woman had any respect for her body, she just wouldn't give a ****.
#72 to #66 - visva
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(09/21/2012) [-]
She would give a ****, but in the same way guys do.
Shower, brush hair and teeth, you know... Normal stuff.