Women Are The Biggest Liars. . Who are the biggest liars'? Men or women'? Women. ariston' " You got on heels., You ain' t that tall! You got makeup on... Your f
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Women Are The Biggest Liars

Who are the biggest liars'?
Men or women'?
Women. ariston' "
You got on heels.,
You ain' t that tall!
You got makeup on...
Your face don' t look like that!
You got a Wonderbra on...
Your titties ain' t that big!
Everything about you is a lie...
And you expect me to tell the truth'?
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Submitted: 09/20/2012
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#6 - alucardshellhound (09/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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#53 - killerblue (09/21/2012) [-]
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User avatar #4 - bitchplzzz (09/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Chris Rock is ******* hilarious!



"I got white friends, listening to a Dr Dre song. And you knowww... theres a lot of " ***** " in a Dre song... I know, I know, white people cant say " ****** " or " ***** ". But for all i care, you can say it in songs. But its sooo ****** sad to see my white friends rap a long.. "Ratatatat like that, cos I never hesitate to put a-.. ahahaah I dont know what to say.." But I know.. that when Im not there, they LEAN into that **** ! "Ratatatat like that, cos I never hesitate to put a *********** On his BACK.. and KILLEM!"
#55 - nekoyas (09/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Mfw all the girls here that is trying to get attention for how "special" they are


Mfw all the girls here that is trying to get attention for how "special" they are
#13 - weedallusion (09/21/2012) [-]
**weedallusion rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Proving the impossible ** What i lie about
#9 - metalheadnv (09/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
...without makeup...
...without makeup...
#56 - thepsycho ONLINE (09/21/2012) [-]
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#40 - galifianakis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
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#71 - Moar (09/21/2012) [-]
I know this is just comedy and people shouldn't elaborate all that much,
but **** it I don't give a **** if girls wear make up or /try/ and look sexy or not. But they're going to be judged and ****** by society either way. I know when I'm around someone I like, I try to look at least a little MORE approachable than usual. Catch 22.
#64 - Womens Study Major (09/21/2012) [+] (7 replies)
I'm gonna get hate from this buut.. Do you HONESTLY think women want to spend 2 hours a day getting ready? Or a bunch of money on cosmetics? You guys act as if they do it for fun but in reality they only do it because the media says so or else they'll be called ugly by you. So maybe, instead of calling them liars, you should say "Thanks. THANK YOU for taking your time to look beautiful." Or, if you don't like makeup on them, just say, "You look beautiful without makeup." Calling them a liar is a bit stupid.

The only people who should hate all those listed things in the post (heels, makeup, padded bras, etc) are feminists, and last I checked, FJ was far from that.
User avatar #66 to #64 - goochmaster (09/21/2012) [-]
Women who get overly prepared like that actually disgust me; it goes to show that they've been brainwashed by sexualization in the media, making them think that they DO have to look like that. If a woman had any respect for her body, she just wouldn't give a **** .
User avatar #44 - littlenish (09/21/2012) [-]
I hate how girls in my area wear bright neon lipstick. It's hard to complement your natural beauty when you're blinding me w/ your ****** cosmetics.
#90 - haveagoodone (09/21/2012) [-]
obviously not my type of humour
obviously not my type of humour
#28 - crystalia (09/21/2012) [+] (9 replies)
I can't stand heels, I'm clumsy as it is. XD As for make up, I only wear it when I go to a party or an important event like a wedding(which is almost never. I think I wore some for prom) and when I'm asked to wear it(by my mother usually). I'm really ****** at putting it on and feel like I've just had my face shoved into a cake. As for the wonderbra, I only where mine when my back pain gets too bad, big tits are painful without proper support.
#54 to #28 - spidahridah (09/21/2012) [-]
No. Not here.
No. Not here.
#5 - canihascheezburger (09/21/2012) [-]
Lost it at your titties aint that big :')
#62 - luckodairish (09/21/2012) [+] (4 replies)
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#20 - Womens Study Major (09/21/2012) [+] (4 replies)
And then, when women don't do all that, men don't look at them.
User avatar #22 to #20 - kztroll (09/21/2012) [-]
Not the douchebags, the ones you end up complaining about.
#8 - sketchysketchist ONLINE (09/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**sketchysketchist rolled a random image posted in comment #754577 at MLP Friendly Board ** Har har har, Black comedians are way funnier than white ones.
**sketchysketchist rolled a random image posted in comment #754577 at MLP Friendly Board ** Har har har, Black comedians are way funnier than white ones.
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User avatar #99 to #95 - holycrapimacupcake (09/21/2012) [-]
Hey, short chicks can be sexy too.
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