Eddie is one Smart Man. that sly bastard. Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with the hot girl at work, but she had a boyfriend. One day Eddie got so desperat
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

Eddie is one Smart Man

that sly bastard

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with the hot
girl at work, but she had a boyfriend.
One day Eddie got so desperate that he went to her
and said, 'Tll give you a if you'" let me have sex
with yen."
The girl looked at him shocked and replied "Hell
nol"
He said 'Tll be real quickie' ll throw the maney on
the floor, yen bend over to get it, and I' ll be finished by
the time yen' ye picked it Lip!"
She thought for a moment told him that she
would have to talk to her boyfriend. So she called him
explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for . Pick up the
money really really fast, and he wont men be able to
get his pants down!" She agreed and accepts the
proposal.
30 minutes go by & the boyfriend is still waitin for
his girlfriend' s call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the
boyfriend calls and asks, "What the **** happened?"
Still breathin hard she managed to reply, "That
bastard had all QUARTERS!
Bigass quarters
...
+1014
Views: 35946
Favorited: 102
Submitted: 09/20/2012
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to chody E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#11 - ienjoyrofling (09/21/2012) [+] (10 replies)
'FW:FW:FW:FW:FW FUNNY JOKE!!1!' That's what this title would be in the 90's in an email or text spam.
User avatar #8 - vanoreo (09/21/2012) [-]
Well, the last frame was irrelevant and I'm fairly sure this is a repost...
#24 - mootootoo (09/21/2012) [-]
I can fap to this
#19 - hipsophobadon (09/21/2012) [-]
Shoulda done pennies.   
Coulda 						******					 her walked off made some food and came back for round 2.
Shoulda done pennies.
Coulda ****** her walked off made some food and came back for round 2.
#26 - Griffinwish (09/21/2012) [-]
**Griffinwish rolled a random image posted in comment #726942 at MLP Friendly Board **
that image is so ****
User avatar #21 - hydrosbro (09/21/2012) [-]
Or you know... **** her hard enough to drop the quarters...
#4 - PixelOnePixel (09/20/2012) [-]
**PixelOnePixel rolled a random image posted in comment #6857 at Slice of Life thread 3 ** did you really need the drawing at the end?
#3 - assdoreponyfucker (09/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**						*****************					 rolled a random image posted in comment #661039 at MLP Friendly Board ** mfw my name is eddie
** ***************** rolled a random image posted in comment #661039 at MLP Friendly Board ** mfw my name is eddie
#1 - doctornick (09/20/2012) [+] (5 replies)
At first, i thought you meant this Eddie.
#22 to #1 - captaindakir (09/21/2012) [-]
What about this Eddie?
#38 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/21/2012) [-]
Nice, changing from 1000 USD to 100, really nice work bro.

Repost
User avatar #37 - SniperKitty (09/21/2012) [-]
She sees that he drops all quarters and still decides to pick them up... **** that I would turn and walk away.
User avatar #36 - largilloquent (09/21/2012) [-]
in the time of the phone call he managed to round up 100$ in quarters... why is he even working there?!
User avatar #33 - kvnkvn (09/21/2012) [-]
the bitch was probably jewish
#28 - alucardshellhound (09/21/2012) [-]
**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Hot office girl **
User avatar #2 - sirblank (09/20/2012) [-]
I heard the same joke before but instead of calling her boyfriend she does it. And when she tells him what happened he said, that bastard owed me 100 bucks.
User avatar #20 - severepwner (09/21/2012) [-]
Why not pennies?
#31 - psychobeastjr (09/21/2012) [-]
**psychobeastjr rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at Warehouse ** mfw sex
#30 - lordjask (09/21/2012) [-]
**lordjask rolled a random image posted in comment #566881 at MLP Friendly Board **   
   
Mfw sex
**lordjask rolled a random image posted in comment #566881 at MLP Friendly Board **

Mfw sex
 Friends (0)