Eddie is one Smart Man. that sly bastard. Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with the hot girl at work, but she had a boyfriend. One day Eddie got so desperat troll funny blonde dumb
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Eddie is one Smart Man

 
Eddie is one Smart Man. that sly bastard. Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with the hot girl at work, but she had a boyfriend. One day Eddie got so desperat

that sly bastard

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with the hot
girl at work, but she had a boyfriend.
One day Eddie got so desperate that he went to her
and said, 'Tll give you a if you'" let me have sex
with yen."
The girl looked at him shocked and replied "Hell
nol"
He said 'Tll be real quickie' ll throw the maney on
the floor, yen bend over to get it, and I' ll be finished by
the time yen' ye picked it Lip!"
She thought for a moment told him that she
would have to talk to her boyfriend. So she called him
explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for . Pick up the
money really really fast, and he wont men be able to
get his pants down!" She agreed and accepts the
proposal.
30 minutes go by & the boyfriend is still waitin for
his girlfriend' s call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the
boyfriend calls and asks, "What the **** happened?"
Still breathin hard she managed to reply, "That
bastard had all QUARTERS!
Bigass quarters
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#11 - ienjoyrofling (09/21/2012) [-]
'FW:FW:FW:FW:FW FUNNY JOKE!!1!' That's what this title would be in the 90's in an email or text spam.
User avatar #23 to #11 - nucularwar (09/21/2012) [-]
My mom recently stopped doing this...
#13 to #11 - bennyandwills (09/21/2012) [-]
I laughed at both your picture, and the text.   
Bravo sir.
I laughed at both your picture, and the text.
Bravo sir.
#14 to #13 - ienjoyrofling (09/21/2012) [-]
Hey, thanks. If you hold the "ctrl" key and press backspace you can delete entire words at a time instead of one.
#15 to #14 - bennyandwills (09/21/2012) [-]
....You are a wizard.
#16 to #15 - ienjoyrofling (09/21/2012) [-]
I always like to reply with helpful hints on FJ when I have nothing to say, because I'm trying to cut back on sarcasm, because it's not interpreted properly on the net. I'm off to bed, actually. If you refrigerate rubber-bands, they last longer and can stretch better.
User avatar #17 to #16 - bennyandwills (09/21/2012) [-]
I like to think I'm pretty alright at recognizing sarcasm, but I'll take your word for it :)
Have a nice night
#42 to #17 - ienjoyrofling (09/21/2012) [-]
If you run a stop sign, and get picked up for it, then you can check the back of the sign. There NEEDS to be a sticker (typically yellow) saying some factual stuff. If there's not, it was placed there illegally by a business or school-building (something like that.) If it doesn't have one, you can use that in court to get out of it 99.99% of the time. (So long as you at least yielded.)
#24 - mootootoo (09/21/2012) [-]
I can fap to this
User avatar #8 - vanoreo (09/21/2012) [-]
Well, the last frame was irrelevant and I'm fairly sure this is a repost...
#19 - hipsophobadon (09/21/2012) [-]
Shoulda done pennies.   
Coulda 			******		 her walked off made some food and came back for round 2.
Shoulda done pennies.
Coulda ****** her walked off made some food and came back for round 2.
#26 - Griffinwish (09/21/2012) [-]
**Griffinwish rolled a random image posted in comment #726942 at MLP Friendly Board **
that image is so ****
User avatar #21 - hydrosbro ONLINE (09/21/2012) [-]
Or you know... **** her hard enough to drop the quarters...
#4 - PixelOnePixel (09/20/2012) [-]
**PixelOnePixel rolled a random image posted in comment #6857 at Slice of Life thread 3 ** did you really need the drawing at the end?
#3 - assdoreponyfucker (09/20/2012) [-]
**			*****************		 rolled a random image posted in comment #661039 at MLP Friendly Board ** mfw my name is eddie
** ***************** rolled a random image posted in comment #661039 at MLP Friendly Board ** mfw my name is eddie
User avatar #7 to #3 - tenminutevision (09/21/2012) [-]
Well that's how I would've done it.
User avatar #35 to #3 - largilloquent (09/21/2012) [-]
bottom right corner, wut
User avatar #33 - kvnkvn (09/21/2012) [-]
the bitch was probably jewish
#38 - anon (09/21/2012) [-]
Nice, changing from 1000 USD to 100, really nice work bro.

Repost
User avatar #37 - SniperKitty (09/21/2012) [-]
She sees that he drops all quarters and still decides to pick them up... **** that I would turn and walk away.
User avatar #36 - largilloquent (09/21/2012) [-]
in the time of the phone call he managed to round up 100$ in quarters... why is he even working there?!
#31 - psychobeastjr (09/21/2012) [-]
**psychobeastjr rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at Warehouse ** mfw sex
#30 - lordjask (09/21/2012) [-]
**lordjask rolled a random image posted in comment #566881 at MLP Friendly Board **   
   
Mfw sex
**lordjask rolled a random image posted in comment #566881 at MLP Friendly Board **

Mfw sex
#28 - alucardshellhound (09/21/2012) [-]
**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Hot office girl **
User avatar #20 - severepwner (09/21/2012) [-]
Why not pennies?
User avatar #2 - sirblank (09/20/2012) [-]
I heard the same joke before but instead of calling her boyfriend she does it. And when she tells him what happened he said, that bastard owed me 100 bucks.
#1 - doctornick (09/20/2012) [-]
At first, i thought you meant this Eddie.
User avatar #5 to #1 - wilfredfanforever (09/21/2012) [-]
Oh man, that would have been much cooler
#25 to #1 - werein (09/21/2012) [-]
holy **** i was about to post this...
******* love heavy metal man.
#44 to #25 - doctornick (09/21/2012) [-]
favorite song, Pashendale by Iron Maiden. 9 minutes of epicness.    
MFW another Iron Maiden fan appears
favorite song, Pashendale by Iron Maiden. 9 minutes of epicness.
MFW another Iron Maiden fan appears
#45 to #44 - werein (09/21/2012) [-]
HALLOWED BE THY NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMEEE   
Damn it feels good to be a metal head.
HALLOWED BE THY NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMEEE
Damn it feels good to be a metal head.
#22 to #1 - captaindakir (09/21/2012) [-]
What about this Eddie?
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