i'll just leave this here. Description. Leave ychan. Make a post anywhere with "Jim Profit" in name field. Go outside and socialize. If you have nowhere to star
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Leave ychan.
Make a post anywhere with "Jim Profit" in name field.
Go outside and socialize. If you have nowhere to start, use
Facebook and organize something with somebody.
If you have no friends, find clubs / social groups that cater to
your interests and join them.
Become as normalfag as possible within that one month. Don' t
be bored, always find something to do every day. Go out for a
walk, visit the local library, etc.
Jim Profit' ban runs out, but you' re too busy with the outside
world to care.
If you can' t overcome one hurdle then it' s likely you won' t
overcome the rest. Try again.
Get a girlfriend.
Gain some good friendships. If you' followed the instructions
on how to leave ychan above correctly, this should be easy.
lathery is talk of a party / gathering, make sure you say that you
want to go. Alternatively, you can host your own party - this
might take some organization, even if it' s something as little as a
over some beers.
Go to the party, even if it' s a (too many males in
ratio to females). You might gain more friends this way, which
will always be good for your social life and will increase your
chances of finding a suitable girl through mutual friendships.
Definitely go if there are single girls after all. Make sure to dress
nice, be hygienic and drink one or two glasses of alcohol before
you make your move to ease your anxiety.
Walk up to her, introduce yourself and ask itshe would like a
drink. Do not use a sickpup line.
Both of you will loosen up due to alcohol intake and get talking.
Inthere' s a connection, you ask for her number.
You call the number a few days later and arrange to meet up.
Accept it and move on. Perseverence, good buddy!
Become alpha.
Sign up for a gym membership.
Go there at least my _ is r/ sleek,
Ask one of the staff members for a personalized regime, if
possible. Otherwise, look for a fitness program on the internet
protip: cardio burns fat, lifting gains muscle).
Try to stop consuming junk food, especially junk food that
makes you feel bloated (Mcdonalds, pizzas, etc).
Eat healthily. Look into purchasing some Tish Oil'.
Find good clothes that suit your look and personality, but keep
within a sensible price range. Give your old clothes to a charity.
Confidence will rise to allanime highs (think: before puberty
kicked in) and you will feel like a God.
Make sure you' re actually eating/ exercising correctly.
Earn decent .
Look in your local newspaper for available jobs.
Alternatively, you might find 'Job Wanted' signs around town.
No matter how small or tedious the job may be, apply for it.
If you' re successful and you' got the job, before it officially
begins you must learn to adapt to the scheduling. ******** are
set during the day (), which means waking up early and going
to bed around lolish. Night shifts are unique in their time slots.
Work. Earn the money.
You will be able to move out and live independently, most likely
in a shared apartment judging by how much cash you' re being
paid. Your parents will come to respect you.
Look for a bettering.
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Submitted: 09/20/2012
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User avatar #7 - Psychotic (09/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
does whoever made this just assume that everyone on 4chan has no life or social skills?
User avatar #8 to #7 - zkeepere (09/21/2012) [-]
Does whoever made this comment assume there are people on 4chan with a life and social skills?
#1 - grotto (09/20/2012) [-]
thanks internet :D
User avatar #2 - malacoda (09/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
dude this is not 4chan
User avatar #3 to #2 - myrtille ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
Replace step one with insult pinkie pie.
User avatar #9 - truemox (09/21/2012) [-]
halfway through both in the right collum. Other two - fail.
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