Why is taco bell so great?. . end's: "Uh, lemme get a #2 with a drink." Taco Bell: "Uh... lemme get the right side tithe menu with a large drink." Thaw be . 45"
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Why is taco bell so great?

end's: "Uh, lemme get a #2 with a drink."
Taco Bell: "Uh... lemme get the right side tithe menu with a large
Thaw be . 45"
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#10 - huntingbear (09/20/2012) [-]
Am I the only person who eats Taco Bell it doesn't give me the ***** ??
User avatar #23 to #10 - xenophaigus (09/20/2012) [-]
Taco John's.... That will give you the worst ***** ever
User avatar #37 to #10 - retributionthepimp (09/20/2012) [-]
I don't have that problem either! High five! :D

#32 to #10 - aweyeah (09/20/2012) [-]
You must have the rectum of a god
User avatar #143 to #10 - piplh (09/20/2012) [-]
It matters which Taco Bell you go to. I can go to the one by my work everyday and never have an issue. If I go to the one by my house, I piss out of my ass.
User avatar #11 to #10 - floridaeskimo (09/20/2012) [-]
nope, im with ya on that one.
User avatar #122 - jellyman (09/20/2012) [-]
am i the only one who doesn't get explosive diarrhea after eating taco bell?
#124 to #122 - herefortheporno (09/20/2012) [-]
You're not alone.
User avatar #125 to #122 - rainbowtacos ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
The only time i've even had a mildly uncomfortable poop after taco bell was when i ate 10 tacos. That was a terrible idea, i would do it again though
User avatar #127 to #125 - jellyman (09/20/2012) [-]
10 tacos? damn dude. but yea i know how you feel. i ordered 3 mcdoubles and 2 mcchickens with a small fries and a small drink off the dollar menue at mcdonalds. i had to poop real bad and what made it worse is i had to walk all the way to the bus stop for 10 minutes, wait for 20 minutes to get there, and another 15 minutes to walk home from the bus
User avatar #129 to #127 - rainbowtacos ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
I was out with a few buddies, I got the 3 taco combo, then we left and ate. For some reason we then decided to go back and get the 12 taco box, which I proceded to eat most of. Afterwards, I spent about half an hour just lying on the floor moaning while I waited for the food baby to be born.
User avatar #126 to #122 - richardastley (09/20/2012) [-]
There are seven billion people in the world, but I still think yes.

Actually I don't mind Taco Bell, as long as I don't eat anything other than tacos, burritos, Crunchwrap Supremes, and the nachos. The fries and Mexican pizzas and **** are all crap!
User avatar #128 to #126 - jellyman (09/20/2012) [-]
i know what you mean. i ******* love taco bell, but their tortillas make me wanna puke a little, but i tend to ignore the taste and small of it when i eat a burrito or a crunchwrap. still tastes pretty damn good
#53 - sketchysketchist (09/20/2012) [-]
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#40 - deltadeltadelta (09/20/2012) [-]
Wendy's is worth every penny. That **** is ******* delicious. Anyone that says otherwise is a terrorist.
User avatar #71 to #40 - lgninjaleetful (09/20/2012) [-]
i hear their **** ain't fresh.
#189 to #40 - eatingdisorder (09/20/2012) [-]
Five Guys is my personal favorite and Wendys compared to Five Guys is like greasy **** on a bun.
#208 to #189 - deltadeltadelta (09/21/2012) [-]
You're just asking to get liberated.
#209 to #208 - eatingdisorder (09/21/2012) [-]
Oh yeah? Hows your little tank compared to my battle cunt destroyer?
User avatar #239 to #189 - bun (09/21/2012) [-]
That's disgusting. Why would you humans even describe that kind of thing on me?!
#216 to #189 - kevlarx (09/21/2012) [-]
five guys is only better because of peanuts
#44 to #40 - shadsword (09/20/2012) [-]
given, its a good fast food burger but for fastfood, its pritty expensive. given your payign for a damn good fast food burger but many ppl do fast food fro a quick cheap meal.   
I personally love myself a double baconater every now and again
given, its a good fast food burger but for fastfood, its pritty expensive. given your payign for a damn good fast food burger but many ppl do fast food fro a quick cheap meal.

I personally love myself a double baconater every now and again
#45 to #40 - sheperdofthestars (09/20/2012) [-]
Ain't it the ******* truth tho? Same goes for Bojangles'.

'Course if I need to eat cheap Taco Bell is the place to do it. Meximelts for days, dawg.
#77 to #40 - zetsumeitaka (09/20/2012) [-]
I like their food, but every time i eat it i get sick.
same with subway.

**** my sensative stomache.
#75 to #40 - milkwasabadchoice (09/20/2012) [-]
mfw i see a wendys
mfw i see a wendys
#64 to #40 - anon (09/20/2012) [-]
User avatar #58 to #40 - iliketires (09/20/2012) [-]
Seriously. Their spicy chicken sammich is actually ******* spicy. i love it
User avatar #52 to #40 - smokedmeatlog (09/20/2012) [-]
they screw up orders way too easily. i ordered a tripple baconator and i checked to see of they put everything in there and it looked fine, but when i got home and unwrapped the sandwich, it was a piece of **** cheeseburger deluxe. happened TWICE.
#213 to #52 - kevlarx (09/21/2012) [-]
im kind of sad that you live by a ****** wendy's. only time i get a ****** up order is if theyre super busy, or understaffed like crazy for the amount of people there. at least they dont **** up as much as mcdonalds on orders
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User avatar #66 to #52 - crafty (09/20/2012) [-]
The weight difference between a deluxe chesseburger and baconator is like the difference between the Wii and the ps3.
User avatar #68 to #66 - smokedmeatlog (09/20/2012) [-]
pshh like thats the only thing i ordered
#81 - foolycooly (09/20/2012) [-]
not only is wendy's food ******* delicious its has also been voted the best fast food you cant eat due to its low use of salt and grease. as an athlete who loves fast food, its worth every ******* .

taco bell has been accused of using dog meat 3 times in the last 10 years.
User avatar #108 to #81 - michaeldemoin (09/20/2012) [-]
ii dont know about the greese thing
more than anyother place when i pick up my burger out of the little wendy's half box thingy it literally pours out of the burger. maybe its just the one in my town. but damn is it good
User avatar #85 to #81 - foolycooly (09/20/2012) [-]
every ******* cent*

User avatar #98 to #81 - grimhound (09/20/2012) [-]
Can't be that great, if it's the best fast food you CANT eat.
#102 to #81 - dubinator (09/20/2012) [-]
Wendy's is the best fast food out there, hell, I don't even go to McDonald's or BK anymore because of that 			*******		 tasty spicy chicken sandwich at wendy's.
Wendy's is the best fast food out there, hell, I don't even go to McDonald's or BK anymore because of that ******* tasty spicy chicken sandwich at wendy's.
#218 to #102 - kevlarx (09/21/2012) [-]
i actually prefer the bk spicy chicken sandwich. wendy's doesnt have the awesomeness that is a coke slushy to go with it
#86 to #81 - anon (09/20/2012) [-]
So what if they use dog meat?
#91 to #81 - kinglybotman (09/20/2012) [-]
Dogmeat is a suitable companion. Your argument is invalid.
#99 to #91 - foolycooly (09/20/2012) [-]
well 			****		....you got me there
well **** ....you got me there
#188 - AirborneAlpha (09/20/2012) [-]
Wendy's is the best. No comparison.

Price is accordingly high, which sucks, but i'll spend the extra 2 bucks for the difference.
User avatar #191 to #188 - AtomicAdriene (09/20/2012) [-]
Nah, I go to Wendy's and get 3 sandwiches and fries(which suck) and a drink for like 8 bucks.
User avatar #204 to #188 - darkoblivion (09/21/2012) [-]
i agree
User avatar #197 to #188 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (09/21/2012) [-]
Every single time I have EVER tried wendy's: the food was greasy and undercooked, the bun was slightly soggy, and it made me sick. and I have tried several different wendy's, all the same result.
User avatar #240 to #197 - bun (09/21/2012) [-]
Well excuse me! I just had gotten out of the shower! Jeeze... humans these days...
User avatar #135 - biggrand (09/20/2012) [-]
> 2x jr. bacon cheese burgers no tomato
> 1x small fries
> 1x 5 piece chicken nuggets
> 1x large ass drink
> total is $5.47

thats my regular
User avatar #141 to #135 - swimmingprodigy (09/20/2012) [-]
y no tomato? also, is this wendys of mickey d's?

Im a poorfag so at mcdonalds my regular is 3 mcchickens and i fill up on that
User avatar #144 to #141 - biggrand (09/20/2012) [-]
wendies, and i hate tomato on my burgers and samiches, they just get all runny and make everything feel like bread with period blood. at mcdonalds i usually just get some large fries, two regular cheese burgers, and a drink/ if you cant afford a drink every time i recommend just filling up the ketchup cups and drinking soda like a sir
User avatar #136 to #135 - demandsgayversion (09/20/2012) [-]
faved for practicality
#202 - carpinsea (09/21/2012) [-]
sorry all non south-west americans, but In N Out is the best. ever.
User avatar #203 to #202 - swittig (09/21/2012) [-]
I thought In N Out was the best until Five Guys came to town, now I can't make up my mind
#207 to #203 - carpinsea (09/21/2012) [-]
five guys is an amazing resturaunt but In N Out is the best fast food... gosh you are right, five guys is fantastic.
#212 to #207 - FightClub (09/21/2012) [-]
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five guys is a compilation of fat, calories and grease stuffed into a chunk of meat with generic buns and vegetables, complemented with an immoderate amount of insipid fries. i don't understand how you people could consider it "amazing" at all

even their atmosphere is so pathetic that they pile ******* bags of PEANUTS and allow you to consume as much as you want for no ******* reason. WHY DO THEY HAVE ******* PEANUTS? TELL ME
#215 to #212 - carpinsea (09/21/2012) [-]
#211 to #202 - SirPeanutNuttyFoor (09/21/2012) [-]
Their fries, mother ****** .


They're perfect. The right amount of sogginess and crispiness is a masterpiece.
#160 - bigassballs (09/20/2012) [-]
Five Layer Borrito! <3
User avatar #1 - salts (09/20/2012) [-]
yesh but lets see taco bell goes through a person so fast you don't really get your monies worth its out you ass before your done eating
#140 - macarenaoftime (09/20/2012) [-]
reminded me of this
#39 - devilmay (09/20/2012) [-]
MFW I don't have both of them in my country....
MFW I don't have both of them in my country....
#57 to #39 - Ulmer (09/20/2012) [-]
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#131 - thatguythatlaughs ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
"Uh.... lemme get the right side of the menu"
User avatar #51 to #25 - shadsword (09/20/2012) [-]
Taco Bell: a fast food mexican restaurant. foods cheap and taste decent. (many complain saying "herp derp it makes you ass explode duuuurrr" btu ive nvr had that probelm)

Wendy's: a fast food burger joint. fries are about 5/10 but the burgers are good but fairly pricey. oh, and bacon on just about anything
User avatar #74 to #51 - arrowhead ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
I personally would classify Taco Bell as Amerxican
User avatar #200 to #51 - rockamekishiko ONLINE (09/21/2012) [-]
taco bell isn't Mexican aside from the concept of tacos and the names
User avatar #60 to #51 - spidermanrapeskids (09/20/2012) [-]
The only part of your comment I really looked at was the last sentence

No but seriously thanks for the reply *thumbs up*
#206 - FightClub (09/21/2012) [-]
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compared to an obscure and diminutive mexican fast-food business in my local area, taco bell is pure **** . its ingredients are menial and inferior compared to it, and the prices are literally doubled.

go to an unknown mexican food business and you'll understand just how inadequate taco bell truly is
#210 to #206 - CrushOrange (09/21/2012) [-]
Three words. Crunch. Wrap. Supreme.
#214 to #210 - FightClub (09/21/2012) [-]
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the mexican food business virtually has the same foods and options as taco bell as well, with superior quality

three words. **** . your. **** .
User avatar #217 to #214 - CrushOrange (09/21/2012) [-]
"Let's go to that Mexican restaurant right down the street at 1am"- Said no one ever.

Taco bell is meant for a quick bite to eat. Now I don't care that it's not "real" Mexican food, but dammit when I'm hungry I want a quick bite.
#220 to #217 - FightClub (09/21/2012) [-]
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didn't you read what i said in the first comment? i stated that it's a fast-food restaurant. it is the EXACT SAME as taco bell, but superior.

obviously taco bell is more popular because they're prevalent and possess the finances to advertise comprehensively. if these obscure mexican fast-food restaurants were as popular as taco bell, taco bell would be obsolete.
User avatar #226 to #220 - animepost (09/21/2012) [-]
Uh, wrong. Following up with what CrushOrange said, when you're hungry, and need a quick bite, it's not always convenient to drive 4 miles to the middle of no where just to get to that "superior" Mexican place. Advertising may play a factor, but convenient location is even more so.
#228 to #226 - FightClub (09/21/2012) [-]
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Lol when did i state that it was distant? could be as near as taco bell for me and others. of course taco bell will reign because of its prevalence, but if you wish to remain with inferior quality then do as you wish, i'm simply sparing my insight
User avatar #235 to #228 - animepost (09/21/2012) [-]
You fail to realize the trade off.
Inferior quality- convenient location.
Superior quality- in the middle of ******* no where.

These "unknown mexican food businesses" are typically stationed miles away from most living areas.
Taco bell tastes pretty damn good, and none of us are willing to drive that far for something probably 0.5x more "superior" unless it's a culinary orgasm.
(Which it never is.)
User avatar #224 to #220 - pajamashark (09/21/2012) [-]
You can make that argument over every restaurant ever. People are still gonna go to Taco Bell. **** , I still go to Taco Bell and I've been to much better places. That's how fast food works. There's ****** ones with ****** advertising, good ones with **** advertising, good ones with good advertising, and ****** ones with good advertising. We can't stop that.
#234 to #224 - FightClub (09/21/2012) [-]
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i know, which is the lamentable fact of franchises
User avatar #222 to #220 - CrushOrange (09/21/2012) [-]
Lets stick with small words please. And I totally misread the top comment. And I wouldn't say it would be obsolete. That's like saying Target would be obsolete because of Wal-Mart. Or anything like that. It's really all based on whats convenient for other people.
#229 to #222 - FightClub (09/21/2012) [-]
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that's an insufficient correlation because target and wal-mart are both popular franchises, and they're not equal in merchandise. of course convenience is a factor, which is why taco bell is popular and the other restaurants with superior quality and lower prices are not, but if these restaurants were as popular as taco bell, then why would anyone visit taco bell if it were as convenient as the other restaurant's? unless you wish to squander more money for less value, taco bell would be neglected.
#20 - anon (09/20/2012) [-]
I'm from the Netherlands. There's this place in a mallchain, it's called La Place. I went there recently. Always knew about it but we never went to eat there. So this time my mom wanted to go there. All the food is laid out there. Like a cafeteria. Except it's all super fresh restaurant quality stuff. But I'm a guy with stupid taste. I don't feel like eating any of it. I just order a cheeseburger. Have to wait 7 minutes while my mom eats a salad. So it finally arrives. Looks good. It'll probably be nice to eat something made fresh out in a restaurant for once. We usually go to McDonalds. I take off some of the sauce and tomato slices, because I have a ****** taste remember? I take a bite.

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User avatar #112 - Nullifier (09/20/2012) [-]
Taco bell's meat was accused of containing only 36% animal flesh.
Though it wasn't true. They had 40%. All good, right guys? ...right? ...guys?
#120 to #112 - kimmustonen (09/20/2012) [-]
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#121 to #120 - anon (09/20/2012) [-]
Nice roll
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Thanks anon!
User avatar #29 - Potatocat (09/20/2012) [-]
I work at Taco Bell. I want to go back in time and smack my past self the second I turned in my application
#28 - cookedspider (09/20/2012) [-]
Meanwhile in the bathroom 28 minutes later...
Meanwhile in the bathroom 28 minutes later...
User avatar #46 to #28 - shadsword (09/20/2012) [-]
whats this from?
#49 to #46 - xomcwigglesox (09/20/2012) [-]
Pretty sure it's Breaking Bad where Jesse and Walt leave a body in acid upstairs to dispose of it and it all leaked through.
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