beta turned alpha. found on /b/. Beta turned alpha story fer yesu. bbe in my late we vmy name is Robert eat a dead end as work in the kitchen area hardware star Hitler did Nothing wrong
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beta turned alpha

Beta turned alpha story fer yesu.
bbe in my late we
vmy name is Robert
eat a dead end as
work in the kitchen area hardware stare
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hate my life
******** Sponges
Tthere' s a pet store right next to my work
ewe only joy is my walk back home hem work, I get to walk past the pet stare.
this bitch who works there
name is Patty
sshe yells at me every time that stop at the store
as eye "You CANT "
at work, selling dish soap, sponges, and winder:
ewe king Patty walks in.
get furious just hem the sight of her face
walks towards my area ofthe store
even recognize me
Hey, De you know where I could field some Sponges?"
Uh, Yeah, Down the isle and to your left"
******** raging inside
gets her Sponges and leaves
Aafter work I loelelele the pet store
tthis time I actually walk in
stalk to the male attendant about the cats fer sale.
eaten making small talk with the dude, he gets excited because he gets paid on commission fer sales, and I' m talking about buying a let m cats.
He' s the shift manager
yin the cemen of my eye, I see Patty.
walks towards me, I leek at the man I was talking to, say I wee go, Tell him my name is Robert.
pl flip Patty eff as I leave
leeks pissed
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#73 - henkstr (09/20/2012) [-]
perfectly executed, beautiful ending
10/10

thats ******* greentext how it is meant to be, unlike those ****** bel air stories and so on.
#14 - omoshiroi (09/20/2012) [-]
Easily on of the best i've read
#7 - hungryforwords (09/20/2012) [-]
ART. ******* BEAUTIFUL ART.
User avatar #315 to #7 - sketchysketchist (09/21/2012) [-]
I thumbed you up.
I'm not sure if it's because of the bear, the fruity background, or the comment.
#70 - steavo (09/20/2012) [-]
**steavo rolls 20** /10 jesus **** ...that was hilarious.
#48 - anon (09/20/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 20** /10
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#215 - dirtyharold (09/20/2012) [-]
how could anyone have seen this coming
how could anyone have seen this coming
User avatar #110 - herecomesjohnny (09/20/2012) [-]
HOW THE **** did i not link bob and sponges?
#273 - gravyseal (09/20/2012) [-]
The second he said sponges I knew what was coming, but then I forgot while reading and it hit me like a ton of bricks.
#277 to #273 - kaycie (09/20/2012) [-]
omg i thought canned bread was just something funny they put in the episode
but i actually saw canned bread in the store one time
mfw
#228 - Schiffy (09/20/2012) [-]
God ******* dammit, the stories are becoming less and less predictable. This is even worse than the multiple times that I got hit by a smooth criminal!
#162 - fegeltroll (09/20/2012) [-]
This is nice too.
( had to do on word because original had **** pics and my photo editor is not working properly
#173 to #162 - anon (09/20/2012) [-]
original?
User avatar #180 to #173 - fegeltroll (09/20/2012) [-]
Do you mean if I made it or not?
No, I saw the story in a a thread a few days ago but it had **** pics on it and my photo editor wan't working properly, so I typed it up in Word and screen capped it. (should have done in Notepad though...)
User avatar #182 to #162 - TrickyTehDj (09/20/2012) [-]
OH GOD THAT

THAT IS THE BEST THING EVER
User avatar #183 to #162 - saxaphoneplayr (09/20/2012) [-]
That may be one of the best i have ever read.
#193 to #162 - gatsu (09/20/2012) [-]
All of my wut, but i would absolutely read it again
#194 to #162 - coldfrozt (09/20/2012) [-]
**coldfrozt rolled a random image posted in comment #681659 at MLP Friendly Board ** THAT WAS SO ******* FUNNY
#290 to #162 - xxpinksxx (09/20/2012) [-]
Oh god i did not see that coming. That is my new favorite post from 4chan
#242 to #162 - nevrit (09/20/2012) [-]
Omg, I did not see that 			*******		 coming... my brain is full of 			****
Omg, I did not see that ******* coming... my brain is full of ****
#185 to #162 - tundertail (09/20/2012) [-]
11/10 Would read again
#174 to #162 - triggathepirate (09/20/2012) [-]
Skaggy style?
User avatar #178 to #162 - amsel (09/20/2012) [-]
lmao. That was the most drawn out story of that kind ever
#72 - TheFreak (09/20/2012) [-]
Can't stop smiling...!
Can't stop smiling...!
#281 - sexypotato (09/20/2012) [-]
A /b/ story that actually surprised me?
A /b/ story that actually surprised me?
#79 - noodels (09/20/2012) [-]
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#199 - Yojimbo (09/20/2012) [-]
12/10, because I in no way saw that one coming, and because OP technically got a lot of pussy that day
12/10, because I in no way saw that one coming, and because OP technically got a lot of pussy that day
#10 - Marduk (09/20/2012) [-]
well done, sir
well done, sir
#275 to #272 - mjohnsononefive (09/20/2012) [-]
This seemed somehow relevant
#216 - Chuggaaconroy (09/20/2012) [-]
10/10 would read again
10/10 would read again
#274 - funneyjunkie (09/20/2012) [-]
Perfect.
Perfect.
#224 - curtt (09/20/2012) [-]
11/10 best ending i have ever 			*******		 seen....
11/10 best ending i have ever ******* seen....
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