beta turned alpha. found on /b/. Beta turned alpha story fer yesu. bbe in my late we vmy name is Robert eat a dead end as work in the kitchen area hardware star
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beta turned alpha

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Beta turned alpha story fer yesu.
bbe in my late we
vmy name is Robert
eat a dead end as
work in the kitchen area hardware stare
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hate my life
Ffucking Sponges
Tthere' s a pet store right next to my work
ewe only joy is my walk back home hem work, I get to walk past the pet stare.
this bitch who works there
name is Patty
sshe yells at me every time that stop at the store
as eye "You CANT "
at work, selling dish soap, sponges, and winder:
ewe king Patty walks in.
get furious just hem the sight of her face
walks towards my area ofthe store
even recognize me
Hey, De you know where I could field some Sponges?"
Uh, Yeah, Down the isle and to your left"
Ffucking raging inside
gets her Sponges and leaves
Aafter work I loelelele the pet store
tthis time I actually walk in
stalk to the male attendant about the cats fer sale.
eaten making small talk with the dude, he gets excited because he gets paid on commission fer sales, and I' m talking about buying a let m cats.
He' s the shift manager
yin the cemen of my eye, I see Patty.
walks towards me, I leek at the man I was talking to, say I wee go, Tell him my name is Robert.
pl flip Patty eff as I leave
leeks pissed
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#7 - hungryforwords (09/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
ART. FUCKING BEAUTIFUL ART.
#14 - omoshiroi (09/20/2012) [-]
Easily on of the best i've read
#73 - henkstr (09/20/2012) [-]
perfectly executed, beautiful ending
10/10

thats fucking greentext how it is meant to be, unlike those shitty bel air stories and so on.
#70 - steavo (09/20/2012) [-]
**steavo rolls 20** /10 jesus fuck...that was hilarious.
#48 - anonymous (09/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolls 20** /10
#162 - fegeltroll (09/20/2012) [+] (11 replies)
This is nice too.
( had to do on word because original had nsfw pics and my photo editor is not working properly
User avatar #23 - pepemex (09/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
That alpha and beta bullshit is the reason I stopped browsing 4Chan
#10 - Marduk (09/20/2012) [-]
well done, sir
well done, sir
#215 - dirtyharold (09/20/2012) [-]
how could anyone have seen this coming
how could anyone have seen this coming
User avatar #110 - herecomesjohnny (09/20/2012) [-]
HOW THE FUCK did i not link bob and sponges?
#273 - gravyseal (09/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The second he said sponges I knew what was coming, but then I forgot while reading and it hit me like a ton of bricks.
#228 - Schiffy (09/20/2012) [-]
God fucking dammit, the stories are becoming less and less predictable. This is even worse than the multiple times that I got hit by a smooth criminal!
#72 - TheFreak (09/20/2012) [-]
Can't stop smiling...!
Can't stop smiling...!
#281 - sexypotato (09/20/2012) [-]
A /b/ story that actually surprised me?
A /b/ story that actually surprised me?
#79 - noodels (09/20/2012) [-]
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#272 - yaboybtrue ONLINE (09/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#275 to #272 - mjohnsononefive (09/20/2012) [-]
This seemed somehow relevant
#199 - Yojimbo (09/20/2012) [-]
12/10, because I in no way saw that one coming, and because OP technically got a lot of pussy that day
12/10, because I in no way saw that one coming, and because OP technically got a lot of pussy that day
#107 - paesani (09/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#115 to #107 - potatoexpress (09/20/2012) [-]
FUCKING READ THAT SHIT.


Seriously, it's amazing.
#216 - Chuggaaconroy (09/20/2012) [-]
10/10 would read again
10/10 would read again
#5 - epicxastro (09/20/2012) [-]
>Raise Cats
>Cardio Train them somehow
>Go to same pet store
>"Hey Baby Girl"
>"Why don't you check out a nigga..."
>"RELEASE HIS MINIONS"
>His face when
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