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Diamonds. Dye-muhns, how do they work?. File :12184_ -( T KB. 25111222- ) What makes Diamond the hardest metal /b/? the fact that it' s not a metal not a metal.

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What makes Diamond the hardest metal /b/?
the fact that it' s not a metal
not a metal. cunt.
diamond metal
added ferce and dragons.
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#14 - nexu (09/20/2012) [-]
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User avatar #11 - Bloodsickness (09/20/2012) [-]
They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving 400 walls per hour.
#4 - buckoman (09/19/2012) [-]
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Words you can use to describe a wall, but not your girlfirend.
User avatar #78 to #4 - dragonbeeon (09/20/2012) [-]
Laid by a bunch of sweaty mexicans
User avatar #8 to #4 - weetle (09/20/2012) [-]
You're flat.
#6 to #4 - ohemgeezus (09/20/2012) [-]
one gives me wood when I hit it, the other holds up the roof
#17 to #4 - samoaspider ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
one day i'm going to fill that loose crack up
one day i'm going to fill that loose crack up
User avatar #16 to #4 - themanoftheland (09/20/2012) [-]
White
User avatar #26 to #4 - kolsinder (09/20/2012) [-]
"Dammit, I'm gonna have to repaint you again!"
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#28 to #4 - stuffir **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #22 to #4 - winsauceiswin (09/20/2012) [-]
useful
User avatar #30 to #4 - ieatbengay (09/20/2012) [-]
Laid by a group of men
User avatar #35 to #30 - KillinTime (09/20/2012) [-]
I WISH!
User avatar #34 to #4 - whtkid ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
I've always wanted to put my fist through you.
#45 to #4 - chest (09/20/2012) [-]
It's stable and helps keep a roof over my head.
User avatar #15 to #4 - satyrn (09/20/2012) [-]
"Existant"
User avatar #25 to #4 - whiteniggers (09/20/2012) [-]
Wall.
User avatar #66 to #4 - softcover (09/20/2012) [-]
Hard.
User avatar #63 to #4 - thenewnuggubler (09/20/2012) [-]
rock hard
User avatar #21 to #4 - chuckbillrow (09/20/2012) [-]
smoking hot (my house my be on fire)
User avatar #27 to #4 - misterblack (09/20/2012) [-]
She's a brick (dun dun dundun) house.
#7 to #4 - shadowallyx (09/20/2012) [-]
girlfriend...pfff...good one!
User avatar #18 to #4 - alexusapi (09/20/2012) [-]
sexy
#47 to #4 - awesomeguyTS (09/20/2012) [-]
That it's pretty
User avatar #12 to #4 - dikslapping (09/20/2012) [-]
good thing your there to keep people from seeing me fap
User avatar #9 to #4 - Garnian (09/20/2012) [-]
Cmon honey, there's always room for my brick.
#20 to #4 - juffs (09/20/2012) [-]
Thanks for supporting this house
#29 - captainpie (09/20/2012) [-]
dear god my sides...why was this so funny?  ><
dear god my sides...why was this so funny? ><
#3 - jjcoffee (09/19/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#65 - rockmeddle (09/20/2012) [-]
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#1 - anon (09/19/2012) [-]
lolwut
#37 - arrisarrad (09/20/2012) [-]
False. Diamonds are made entirely of Carbon, a non-metal. Plus, that whole test they just mentioned would not have worked out like that, diamonds are not found in sizes to make that realistic. Plus, the expenses for buying enough diamonds for that **** and then using high-pressure reactors to condense them into a new shape would be astronomical, it would bankrupt the United States Government for like at least a year. Diamonds are the hardest substance found in the natural world, but they are also more brittle because of that and anything built with diamonds with a surface radius as large as a car or a wall would shatter.
User avatar #46 to #37 - ronyx ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
Did you read the whole thing? the beginning makes sense but by the end you're just left with a "wut?"

#62 to #37 - arrisarrad (09/20/2012) [-]
I'm so sorry that I'm retarded. Please forgive my idiocy FJ. If you do, I promise I'll try my DARNDEST to not be so stupid in the future, and I'll always read the whole thing.
I'm so sorry that I'm retarded. Please forgive my idiocy FJ. If you do, I promise I'll try my DARNDEST to not be so stupid in the future, and I'll always read the whole thing.
User avatar #48 to #37 - grogabusk (09/20/2012) [-]
I don't think someone read the thread... or has any idea what a joke is...
#64 to #48 - arrisarrad (09/20/2012) [-]
The former, is an entirely correct assessment. As for the latter, I believe it has something to do with boxing.
#71 to #64 - arrisarrad (09/20/2012) [-]
Haha, get it? Because jokes have punchlines! :D

I'm not funny at all...
#68 to #56 - arrisarrad (09/20/2012) [-]
I'm sorry...

V_V
#80 to #37 - amuzen ONLINE (09/21/2012) [-]
read comment number 23 and you will better understand why your birth parents abandoned you, your girlfriend left you before you even met her and even your children ran away from home while you still a virgin.
User avatar #82 to #80 - arrisarrad (09/21/2012) [-]
All he said was that diamonds are made out of Carbon. I already knew that. THAT DIDN'T HELP ME UNDERSTAND ANY OF THOSE THINGS!!!!!!!!
#83 to #82 - amuzen ONLINE (09/21/2012) [-]
then your even more doomed than I thought.
#84 to #83 - arrisarrad (09/21/2012) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #52 to #37 - arrowhead (09/20/2012) [-]
How long did it take you to realize you're ******* stupid?
User avatar #60 to #52 - arrisarrad (09/20/2012) [-]
About two hours.
User avatar #38 to #37 - aldheim (09/20/2012) [-]
You don't ******* say.
#39 to #38 - arrisarrad (09/20/2012) [-]
Oh, but I do!
#58 to #37 - Petroleum ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
This.

Is you.
User avatar #41 to #37 - froghole (09/20/2012) [-]
i dont think we can go bankrupt. we just keep raising the debt ceiling.
User avatar #42 to #41 - arrisarrad (09/20/2012) [-]
That's not really how it works. A country can go bankrupt, but nowadays what with the carefully monitored electronic transaction methods we have, the only way to do it is to lose your capital entirely, practically impossible for a major trading nation like the US, Blow all your money, something that nobody is stupid enough to do except second world governments, or a catastrophic stock market crash, something that can only happen now as a result of willful tampering executed perfectly against all the astronomical odds of failure. When saying that it's enough to bankrupt a country like the US, it doesn't actually mean bankrupting it, it means it would be an amount that exceeds the entirety of the Government's revenue.
User avatar #43 to #42 - froghole (09/20/2012) [-]
tl;dr. was making a joke.
#44 to #43 - arrisarrad (09/20/2012) [-]
It was hilarious.
#57 to #44 - anon (09/20/2012) [-]
You lack any form of common sense and should kill yourself. You post something trying to be smart but failed to realize that you were the ONLY person who didn't get that it was a joke...

So yeah, kill yourself. Bye.
#59 to #57 - arrisarrad (09/20/2012) [-]
Yikes, I'm so sorry that I didn't find it funny and made such an offensive comment!
User avatar #72 - Ivandrago (09/20/2012) [-]
To me, this isn't funny. Just blurting out random, nonsensical sentences isn't comedy, it's silliness.
User avatar #49 - gatorotterdolphin (09/20/2012) [-]
Repost but I still laughed my ******* ass off
#33 - whtkid ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
#23 - anon (09/20/2012) [-]
diamonds are made of carbon you stupid *****
User avatar #50 to #23 - theghostrider (09/20/2012) [-]
Oh, the irony....
User avatar #53 to #50 - arrowhead (09/20/2012) [-]
The IRONy?

Eh? No? Okay ._.
User avatar #85 to #53 - theghostrider (09/21/2012) [-]
I didn't laughed but I would thumb you up anyway.
User avatar #61 to #23 - umaya (09/20/2012) [-]
you are correct, i don't see why you are being thumbed down when it's very common knowledge. cars are made of carbon (hence the changing of the name auto-mobile to car) and everyone knows cars have a lot of metal so carbon must be a metal.
#31 to #23 - anon (09/20/2012) [-]
Did you even read the thread? That's the only incorrect thing you found in it?
User avatar #24 to #23 - TarnRazor (09/20/2012) [-]
Somebody doesn't get the joke
#10 - cocksandballs (09/20/2012) [-]
I read that in doc brown's voice.
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