/b/. Fresh from the oven.. File: 13480860 -( 9 KB, 264x191, 1346519002254, jpg) 33 Cl Anonymous (ID: ) (/ 19/ 12( Wed) 1621: 04 No. 426089359 we senior in high
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Fresh from the oven.

Tags: killer | queen
File: 13480860 -( 9 KB, 264x191, 1346519002254, jpg)
33 Cl Anonymous (ID: ) (/ 19/ 12( Wed) 1621: 04 No. 426089359
we senior in high school, about Thears ago
knew foreign exchange student in my math class, shes a IO/ IO
eonly open seat next to me
ralphy mode engaged
sshe sits down, I say " yo bitch, you tryna hang this weekend ehwhat?"
sure"
aat her house, getting to know her
sshe tells me shes royalty in her home country
bl smell a horrendous smell, ask huhwhat it is
sshe says she has a secret
Heads me top basement
mead bodies everywhere
see explosives, some medieval shit, and for some reason an lolaser pointers
mmfw shes a killer queen
guillotine
with a laser beam
to blow your mind
Anonymous (ID: () (WI ( leled) 1621: 49
win, total win.
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Submitted: 09/19/2012
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User avatar #61 - eminempackerfan (09/20/2012) [+] (10 replies)
i hate that song with all my heart...but this was hilarious
+37
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User avatar #77 - beroty (09/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
If all /b/ stories are put together in a book i would buy
#7 - baddinn (09/19/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Ok FunnyJunk Storytime. True story happened a few years ago to me and my buddy   
   
>Be at sleepover with friend   
>Bring my own sleeping bag nothing fancy   
>Set all the shit up    
>His mom comes in telling us she is leaving for the night   
>"You behave now boys"   
>whatever.jpg   
>Door closes   
>fuckyeah.jpg N64 Time   
>play for fucking four hours straight   
>God tier skills   
>All the button mashing gets me tired   
>tell friend imma take a nap   
>he just keeps staring at the screen    
>feel ignored   
>get in sleeping bag    
>fall asleep immediately    
>like four hours later wake up    
>I heard voices from the corridor   
>Thougth i heard them say   
>Welcome to the hotel california    
>Such a lovely place   
>Such a lovely face
Ok FunnyJunk Storytime. True story happened a few years ago to me and my buddy

>Be at sleepover with friend
>Bring my own sleeping bag nothing fancy
>Set all the shit up
>His mom comes in telling us she is leaving for the night
>"You behave now boys"
>whatever.jpg
>Door closes
>fuckyeah.jpg N64 Time
>play for fucking four hours straight
>God tier skills
>All the button mashing gets me tired
>tell friend imma take a nap
>he just keeps staring at the screen
>feel ignored
>get in sleeping bag
>fall asleep immediately
>like four hours later wake up
>I heard voices from the corridor
>Thougth i heard them say
>Welcome to the hotel california
>Such a lovely place
>Such a lovely face
User avatar #33 to #7 - profarnsworth (09/20/2012) [-]
should have gone like this.

>God tier skills
>All the button mashing gets me tired
>tell friend imma go get something to eat.
>go to kitchen to grab some food.
>pass open window, realize its kinda hot outside so i shut it
>get to the kitchen
>see flowers on the counter
>warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air.
>down the hallway i saw a shimmering light
>my head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
>told my friend i had to stop for the night
>there she stood in the door way
>his mom had come home
>she was just standing there in a white lace dress
>i heard the clock chime
>and i was thinking to myself
>this could be heaven, or this could be hell
>then she turned on the light and showed me the way
>there were voices down the corridor i thought i heard them say
>DUDE What the fuck are you doing with my mom!
>Last thing i remember i was running for the door
User avatar #98 - jalthelas (09/20/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Is that a song?

Sorry, I do not understand.

Don't hurt me.
#88 - ninaf (09/20/2012) [-]
User avatar #122 - dragonzard (09/20/2012) [+] (9 replies)
OMG Nice OC OP!
I thumbed thisup because this isfunny and epic because it`s from 4chan xDxDxDxDxD
Thumb this up if you agree!xDxDxDxDxD
#105 - skywalkin (09/20/2012) [-]
this is beautiful
this is beautiful
#84 - rakitas (09/20/2012) [-]
MFW
#66 - lilstowsgf (09/20/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Reminded me of this before the lazer pointers.
#114 - phatsno (09/20/2012) [-]
>reading another /b/ post   
>tastes good but shouldn't be eating   
>mfw
>reading another /b/ post
>tastes good but shouldn't be eating
>mfw
#92 - cactaur (09/20/2012) [-]
glad to see a queen reference.
glad to see a queen reference.
User avatar #38 - xapplemanx (09/20/2012) [+] (16 replies)
whats the reference from?
User avatar #62 to #38 - markeriksen (09/20/2012) [-]
See, this is exactly the kind of shit, that is getting on my nerves concerning FunnyJunk. Why the fuck are you guys thumbing him down?
Hurr durr he doesn't listen to queen, let us thumb him down to oblivion.
Come on guys, you're better than that

#130 - drewskibert (09/20/2012) [+] (4 replies)
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#119 - iamphoenix (09/20/2012) [-]
Oh 4Chan, you so silly.
#81 - matralith (09/20/2012) [-]
That was glorious.
That was glorious.
#107 - rollmania (09/20/2012) [-]
**rollmania rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at question time ** mfw
#9 - basilbrush (09/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
this is so pikpikmin funny!
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