/b/. Fresh from the oven.. File: 13480860 -( 9 KB, 264x191, 1346519002254, jpg) 33 Cl Anonymous (ID: ) (/ 19/ 12( Wed) 1621: 04 No. 426089359 we senior in high
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Fresh from the oven.

Tags: killer | queen
File: 13480860 -( 9 KB, 264x191, 1346519002254, jpg)
33 Cl Anonymous (ID: ) (/ 19/ 12( Wed) 1621: 04 No. 426089359
we senior in high school, about Thears ago
knew foreign exchange student in my math class, shes a IO/ IO
eonly open seat next to me
ralphy mode engaged
sshe sits down, I say " yo bitch, you tryna hang this weekend ehwhat?"
sure"
aat her house, getting to know her
sshe tells me shes royalty in her home country
bl smell a horrendous smell, ask huhwhat it is
sshe says she has a secret
Heads me top basement
mead bodies everywhere
see explosives, some medieval **** , and for some reason an lolaser pointers
mmfw shes a killer queen
guillotine
with a laser beam
to blow your mind
Anonymous (ID: () (WI ( leled) 1621: 49
win, total win.
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+1464
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Submitted: 09/19/2012
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User avatar #61 - eminempackerfan (09/20/2012) [+] (10 replies)
i hate that song with all my heart...but this was hilarious
+37
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User avatar #77 - beroty (09/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
If all /b/ stories are put together in a book i would buy
#7 - baddinn (09/19/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Ok FunnyJunk Storytime. True story happened a few years ago to me and my buddy   
   
>Be at sleepover with friend   
>Bring my own sleeping bag nothing fancy   
>Set all the 						****					 up    
>His mom comes in telling us she is leaving for the night   
>"You behave now boys"   
>whatever.jpg   
>Door closes   
>						********					.jpg N64 Time   
>play for 						*******					 four hours straight   
>God tier skills   
>All the button mashing gets me tired   
>tell friend imma take a nap   
>he just keeps staring at the screen    
>feel ignored   
>get in sleeping bag    
>fall asleep immediately    
>like four hours later wake up    
>I heard voices from the corridor   
>Thougth i heard them say   
>Welcome to the hotel california    
>Such a lovely place   
>Such a lovely face
Ok FunnyJunk Storytime. True story happened a few years ago to me and my buddy

>Be at sleepover with friend
>Bring my own sleeping bag nothing fancy
>Set all the **** up
>His mom comes in telling us she is leaving for the night
>"You behave now boys"
>whatever.jpg
>Door closes
> ******** .jpg N64 Time
>play for ******* four hours straight
>God tier skills
>All the button mashing gets me tired
>tell friend imma take a nap
>he just keeps staring at the screen
>feel ignored
>get in sleeping bag
>fall asleep immediately
>like four hours later wake up
>I heard voices from the corridor
>Thougth i heard them say
>Welcome to the hotel california
>Such a lovely place
>Such a lovely face
User avatar #33 to #7 - profarnsworth (09/20/2012) [-]
should have gone like this.

>God tier skills
>All the button mashing gets me tired
>tell friend imma go get something to eat.
>go to kitchen to grab some food.
>pass open window, realize its kinda hot outside so i shut it
>get to the kitchen
>see flowers on the counter
>warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air.
>down the hallway i saw a shimmering light
>my head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
>told my friend i had to stop for the night
>there she stood in the door way
>his mom had come home
>she was just standing there in a white lace dress
>i heard the clock chime
>and i was thinking to myself
>this could be heaven, or this could be hell
>then she turned on the light and showed me the way
>there were voices down the corridor i thought i heard them say
>DUDE What the **** are you doing with my mom!
>Last thing i remember i was running for the door
User avatar #98 - jalthelas (09/20/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Is that a song?

Sorry, I do not understand.

Don't hurt me.
#88 - ninaf (09/20/2012) [-]
User avatar #122 - dragonzard (09/20/2012) [+] (9 replies)
OMG Nice OC OP!
I thumbed thisup because this isfunny and epic because it`s from 4chan xDxDxDxDxD
Thumb this up if you agree!xDxDxDxDxD
#105 - skywalkin (09/20/2012) [-]
this is beautiful
this is beautiful
#84 - rakitas (09/20/2012) [-]
MFW
#66 - lilstowsgf (09/20/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Reminded me of this before the lazer pointers.
#114 - phatsno (09/20/2012) [-]
>reading another /b/ post   
>tastes good but shouldn't be eating   
>mfw
>reading another /b/ post
>tastes good but shouldn't be eating
>mfw
#92 - cactaur ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
glad to see a queen reference.
glad to see a queen reference.
User avatar #38 - xapplemanx ONLINE (09/20/2012) [+] (16 replies)
whats the reference from?
User avatar #62 to #38 - markeriksen (09/20/2012) [-]
See, this is exactly the kind of **** , that is getting on my nerves concerning FunnyJunk. Why the **** are you guys thumbing him down?
Hurr durr he doesn't listen to queen, let us thumb him down to oblivion.
Come on guys, you're better than that

#130 - drewskibert (09/20/2012) [+] (4 replies)
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#81 - matralith (09/20/2012) [-]
That was glorious.
That was glorious.
#154 - dasbrot ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
#107 - rollmania (09/20/2012) [-]
**rollmania rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at question time ** mfw
#9 - basilbrush (09/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
this is so pikpikmin funny!
User avatar #10 - Archolas (09/20/2012) [-]
easily the easiest easy 10/10 I've given.
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