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/b/. Fresh from the oven.. File: 13480860 -( 9 KB, 264x191, 1346519002254, jpg) 33 Cl Anonymous (ID: ) (/ 19/ 12( Wed) 1621: 04 No. 426089359 we senior in high

Fresh from the oven.

Tags: killer | queen
File: 13480860 -( 9 KB, 264x191, 1346519002254, jpg)
33 Cl Anonymous (ID: ) (/ 19/ 12( Wed) 1621: 04 No. 426089359
we senior in high school, about Thears ago
knew foreign exchange student in my math class, shes a IO/ IO
eonly open seat next to me
ralphy mode engaged
sshe sits down, I say " yo bitch, you tryna hang this weekend ehwhat?"
sure"
aat her house, getting to know her
sshe tells me shes royalty in her home country
bl smell a horrendous smell, ask huhwhat it is
sshe says she has a secret
Heads me top basement
mead bodies everywhere
see explosives, some medieval shit, and for some reason an lolaser pointers
mmfw shes a killer queen
guillotine
with a laser beam
to blow your mind
Anonymous (ID: () (WI ( leled) 1621: 49
win, total win.
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User avatar #61 - eminempackerfan
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(09/20/2012) [-]
i hate that song with all my heart...but this was hilarious
#82 to #61 - fingercramp
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(09/20/2012) [-]
You hate th- OH HEEEEEEEEEEELL NO!
User avatar #63 to #61 - yeahguy
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Not one of my favorite songs either, its no "Dont stop me now"
#68 to #61 - akiria **User deleted account**
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User avatar #87 to #68 - nintendohero
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(09/20/2012) [-]
What anime?
#89 to #87 - warlockrichard
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#91 to #89 - akiria **User deleted account**
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#104 to #91 - hanschristoph
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(09/20/2012) [-]
I believe that is Persona 4, if I'm not mistaken.
#115 to #104 - phatsno
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(09/20/2012) [-]
thankyou hoovy
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User avatar #170 to #68 - eminempackerfan
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(09/21/2012) [-]
haha thanks,and just to clarify i dont necessarily hate queen its just the song i hate
User avatar #77 - beroty
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(09/20/2012) [-]
If all /b/ stories are put together in a book i would buy
User avatar #110 to #77 - emrakul
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Depends on what you mean by "all"
User avatar #111 to #110 - khaoticonefear
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(09/20/2012) [-]
i love your name. just saying. have a nice day as well.
#7 - baddinn
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(09/19/2012) [-]
Ok FunnyJunk Storytime. True story happened a few years ago to me and my buddy   
   
>Be at sleepover with friend   
>Bring my own sleeping bag nothing fancy   
>Set all the **** up    
>His mom comes in telling us she is leaving for the night   
>"You behave now boys"   
>whatever.jpg   
>Door closes   
>********.jpg N64 Time   
>play for ******* four hours straight   
>God tier skills   
>All the button mashing gets me tired   
>tell friend imma take a nap   
>he just keeps staring at the screen    
>feel ignored   
>get in sleeping bag    
>fall asleep immediately    
>like four hours later wake up    
>I heard voices from the corridor   
>Thougth i heard them say   
>Welcome to the hotel california    
>Such a lovely place   
>Such a lovely face
Ok FunnyJunk Storytime. True story happened a few years ago to me and my buddy

>Be at sleepover with friend
>Bring my own sleeping bag nothing fancy
>Set all the **** up
>His mom comes in telling us she is leaving for the night
>"You behave now boys"
>whatever.jpg
>Door closes
>********.jpg N64 Time
>play for ******* four hours straight
>God tier skills
>All the button mashing gets me tired
>tell friend imma take a nap
>he just keeps staring at the screen
>feel ignored
>get in sleeping bag
>fall asleep immediately
>like four hours later wake up
>I heard voices from the corridor
>Thougth i heard them say
>Welcome to the hotel california
>Such a lovely place
>Such a lovely face
User avatar #11 to #7 - theoriginalajax
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(09/20/2012) [-]
what
User avatar #33 to #7 - profarnsworth
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(09/20/2012) [-]
should have gone like this.

>God tier skills
>All the button mashing gets me tired
>tell friend imma go get something to eat.
>go to kitchen to grab some food.
>pass open window, realize its kinda hot outside so i shut it
>get to the kitchen
>see flowers on the counter
>warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air.
>down the hallway i saw a shimmering light
>my head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
>told my friend i had to stop for the night
>there she stood in the door way
>his mom had come home
>she was just standing there in a white lace dress
>i heard the clock chime
>and i was thinking to myself
>this could be heaven, or this could be hell
>then she turned on the light and showed me the way
>there were voices down the corridor i thought i heard them say
>DUDE What the **** are you doing with my mom!
>Last thing i remember i was running for the door
#36 to #33 - baddinn
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(09/20/2012) [-]
9/10 Nice work
#45 to #36 - tealkangaroo
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Oh god no, I mean it's ok but seriously you guys are acting like ******* cancer

Waaay to obvious and not colloquial enough, 4/10 (which is still ok, just not great)

Here is a little lesson for the future, these greentext posts originally started out as fun ways to troll people, you'd have a very engaging story line and end it with something stupid, the reader would then realise he had been trolled and has wasted his time.

They now have evolved into more elaborate stories and creative ways to troll, where the joke is usually hidden throughout the whole story, but it not obvious until you have reached the end.
User avatar #46 to #45 - profarnsworth
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See you are right. I was gonna do it the right way but as i was doing it and thinking more of the song i thought about how it could actually be a story and so thats what i did. I could have gone the troll way

could have just stopped at
>I had to stop for the night
and it would have been better but i got caught up in the song. I'm sorry it won't happen again
#162 to #45 - baddinn
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Sorry i disapointed you it wont happen again.
User avatar #98 - jalthelas
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Is that a song?

Sorry, I do not understand.

Don't hurt me.
User avatar #141 to #98 - atma
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(09/20/2012) [-]
don't hurt me
no more
User avatar #148 to #141 - jalthelas
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(09/20/2012) [-]
what is love
User avatar #100 to #98 - Noah
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Yeah it's Killer Queen- Queen.
User avatar #101 to #100 - jalthelas
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Thank you, kind sir.
User avatar #103 to #101 - Noah
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No problem
#88 - ninaf
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User avatar #122 - dragonzard
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(09/20/2012) [-]
OMG Nice OC OP!
I thumbed thisup because this isfunny and epic because it`s from 4chan xDxDxDxDxD
Thumb this up if you agree!xDxDxDxDxD
#125 to #122 - walkingdisaster
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User avatar #128 to #125 - dragonzard
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(09/20/2012) [-]
xDxDxDxD
Trololololol!
User avatar #136 to #125 - brettyoke
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(09/20/2012) [-]
He was being sarcastic you monstrous dicksqueeze.
#139 to #136 - walkingdisaster
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User avatar #142 to #139 - brettyoke
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I... do not see how that was a joke. That picture is meant to make fun of people who use that kind of language, not to agree with them.
User avatar #144 to #142 - walkingdisaster
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He was being sarcastic, so I was too.
User avatar #151 to #144 - brettyoke
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(09/20/2012) [-]
so I was too. Kay. I'm FULLY aware that he was being sarcastic, and I laughed at his comment. Your picture displayed nothing of sarcasm, only mocking for the used terms.
#155 to #151 - walkingdisaster
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(09/20/2012) [-]
I can't tell if you're a troll or just stupid.
I can't tell if you're a troll or just stupid.
#158 to #155 - brettyoke
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NO UR troll ILL FIND U GIV ME UR ADRESS ILL BEAT U UP MUTHERFUKER STUPID BITCH I FUKED UR MOM
#105 - skywalkin
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(09/20/2012) [-]
this is beautiful
this is beautiful
#84 - rakitas
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(09/20/2012) [-]
MFW
#66 - lilstowsgf
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Reminded me of this before the lazer pointers.
#85 to #66 - kesolukt
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User avatar #86 to #66 - nintendohero
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What anime?
User avatar #164 to #86 - lilstowsgf
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(09/20/2012) [-]
higurashi no naku koro ni :)
#108 to #86 - solva
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Higurashi no naku koro ni
probably
User avatar #109 to #86 - drewsky
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Not sure, but I think it's Mirai Nikki.
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User avatar #165 to #83 - lilstowsgf
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Yay, I wasn't the only one.
User avatar #38 - xapplemanx
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(09/20/2012) [-]
whats the reference from?
User avatar #44 to #38 - tealkangaroo
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(09/20/2012) [-]
how do you not know this?
#47 to #44 - kippomies
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(09/20/2012) [-]
not everyone listens to queen...
#51 to #47 - aiicii
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i shall make it my life mission to stop this
#54 to #51 - kippomies
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i don't listen to queen myself...
please don't hurt me ._.
#58 to #54 - aiicii
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there is this new cool thing on the market, its called sarcasm
#59 to #58 - kippomies
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(09/20/2012) [-]
oh really? whats that :o
#93 to #59 - aiicii
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(09/20/2012) [-]
idk, probably something eatable
#94 to #93 - kippomies
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(09/20/2012) [-]
now i want some. do you know where i can get a bowl of sarcasm? :o
#96 to #94 - aiicii
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(09/20/2012) [-]
just go to the nearest dark alley when it gets dark and ask for some. remember to articulate clearly
#97 to #96 - kippomies
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(09/20/2012) [-]
ALLLLRIGHTY THEN
User avatar #41 to #38 - aceofknights
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(09/20/2012) [-]
queen
User avatar #65 to #38 - Awesomecarrot
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It's called Killer Queen by Queen =D
User avatar #169 to #65 - xapplemanx
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(09/21/2012) [-]
thanks bro
User avatar #62 to #38 - markeriksen
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See, this is exactly the kind of ****, that is getting on my nerves concerning FunnyJunk. Why the **** are you guys thumbing him down?
Hurr durr he doesn't listen to queen, let us thumb him down to oblivion.
Come on guys, you're better than that

#67 to #62 - anon id: a304c482
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haha and not sucking 4chan cock every day? pathetic.
User avatar #76 to #62 - FingersMahoney
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(09/20/2012) [-]
ikr? maybe he isnt as cultured as we are. thats okay. all we have to do is this: "hey man, go listen to some queen." and because i feel bad for the guy, i will thumb him up.