/b/. Fresh from the oven... If all /b/ stories are put together in a book i would buy killer queen
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#61 - eminempackerfan
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(09/20/2012) [-]
i hate that song with all my heart...but this was hilarious
#82 to #61 - fingercramp
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(09/20/2012) [-]
You hate th- OH HEEEEEEEEEEELL NO!
#63 to #61 - yeahguy
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Not one of my favorite songs either, its no "Dont stop me now"
#68 to #61 - akiria **User deleted account**
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#87 to #68 - nintendohero
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(09/20/2012) [-]
What anime?
#89 to #87 - warlockrichard
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(09/20/2012) [-]
#91 to #89 - akiria **User deleted account**
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#104 to #91 - hanschristoph
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(09/20/2012) [-]
I believe that is Persona 4, if I'm not mistaken.
#115 to #104 - phatsno
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(09/20/2012) [-]
thankyou hoovy
#106 to #104 - akiria **User deleted account**
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#170 to #68 - eminempackerfan
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(09/21/2012) [-]
haha thanks,and just to clarify i dont necessarily hate queen its just the song i hate
#77 - beroty ONLINE
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(09/20/2012) [-]
If all /b/ stories are put together in a book i would buy
#110 to #77 - emrakul
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Depends on what you mean by "all"
#111 to #110 - khaoticonefear
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(09/20/2012) [-]
i love your name. just saying. have a nice day as well.
#7 - baddinn
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(09/19/2012) [-]
Ok FunnyJunk Storytime. True story happened a few years ago to me and my buddy   
   
>Be at sleepover with friend   
>Bring my own sleeping bag nothing fancy   
>Set all the **** up    
>His mom comes in telling us she is leaving for the night   
>"You behave now boys"   
>whatever.jpg   
>Door closes   
>********.jpg N64 Time   
>play for ******* four hours straight   
>God tier skills   
>All the button mashing gets me tired   
>tell friend imma take a nap   
>he just keeps staring at the screen    
>feel ignored   
>get in sleeping bag    
>fall asleep immediately    
>like four hours later wake up    
>I heard voices from the corridor   
>Thougth i heard them say   
>Welcome to the hotel california    
>Such a lovely place   
>Such a lovely face
Ok FunnyJunk Storytime. True story happened a few years ago to me and my buddy

>Be at sleepover with friend
>Bring my own sleeping bag nothing fancy
>Set all the **** up
>His mom comes in telling us she is leaving for the night
>"You behave now boys"
>whatever.jpg
>Door closes
>********.jpg N64 Time
>play for ******* four hours straight
>God tier skills
>All the button mashing gets me tired
>tell friend imma take a nap
>he just keeps staring at the screen
>feel ignored
>get in sleeping bag
>fall asleep immediately
>like four hours later wake up
>I heard voices from the corridor
>Thougth i heard them say
>Welcome to the hotel california
>Such a lovely place
>Such a lovely face
#11 to #7 - theoriginalajax
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(09/20/2012) [-]
what
#33 to #7 - profarnsworth
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(09/20/2012) [-]
should have gone like this.

>God tier skills
>All the button mashing gets me tired
>tell friend imma go get something to eat.
>go to kitchen to grab some food.
>pass open window, realize its kinda hot outside so i shut it
>get to the kitchen
>see flowers on the counter
>warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air.
>down the hallway i saw a shimmering light
>my head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
>told my friend i had to stop for the night
>there she stood in the door way
>his mom had come home
>she was just standing there in a white lace dress
>i heard the clock chime
>and i was thinking to myself
>this could be heaven, or this could be hell
>then she turned on the light and showed me the way
>there were voices down the corridor i thought i heard them say
>DUDE What the **** are you doing with my mom!
>Last thing i remember i was running for the door
#36 to #33 - baddinn
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(09/20/2012) [-]
9/10 Nice work
#45 to #36 - tealkangaroo
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Oh god no, I mean it's ok but seriously you guys are acting like ******* cancer

Waaay to obvious and not colloquial enough, 4/10 (which is still ok, just not great)

Here is a little lesson for the future, these greentext posts originally started out as fun ways to troll people, you'd have a very engaging story line and end it with something stupid, the reader would then realise he had been trolled and has wasted his time.

They now have evolved into more elaborate stories and creative ways to troll, where the joke is usually hidden throughout the whole story, but it not obvious until you have reached the end.
#46 to #45 - profarnsworth
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(09/20/2012) [-]
See you are right. I was gonna do it the right way but as i was doing it and thinking more of the song i thought about how it could actually be a story and so thats what i did. I could have gone the troll way

could have just stopped at
>I had to stop for the night
and it would have been better but i got caught up in the song. I'm sorry it won't happen again
#162 to #45 - baddinn
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Sorry i disapointed you it wont happen again.
#98 - jalthelas
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Is that a song?

Sorry, I do not understand.

Don't hurt me.
#141 to #98 - atma
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(09/20/2012) [-]
don't hurt me
no more
#148 to #141 - jalthelas
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(09/20/2012) [-]
what is love
#100 to #98 - Noah
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Yeah it's Killer Queen- Queen.
#101 to #100 - jalthelas
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Thank you, kind sir.
#103 to #101 - Noah
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(09/20/2012) [-]
No problem
#88 - ninaf
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(09/20/2012) [-]
#122 - dragonzard
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(09/20/2012) [-]
OMG Nice OC OP!
I thumbed thisup because this isfunny and epic because it`s from 4chan xDxDxDxDxD
Thumb this up if you agree!xDxDxDxDxD
#125 to #122 - walkingdisaster
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(09/20/2012) [-]
#128 to #125 - dragonzard
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(09/20/2012) [-]
xDxDxDxD
Trololololol!
#136 to #125 - brettyoke
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(09/20/2012) [-]
He was being sarcastic you monstrous dicksqueeze.
#139 to #136 - walkingdisaster
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(09/20/2012) [-]
#142 to #139 - brettyoke
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(09/20/2012) [-]
I... do not see how that was a joke. That picture is meant to make fun of people who use that kind of language, not to agree with them.
#144 to #142 - walkingdisaster
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(09/20/2012) [-]
He was being sarcastic, so I was too.
#151 to #144 - brettyoke
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(09/20/2012) [-]
so I was too. Kay. I'm FULLY aware that he was being sarcastic, and I laughed at his comment. Your picture displayed nothing of sarcasm, only mocking for the used terms.
#155 to #151 - walkingdisaster
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(09/20/2012) [-]
I can't tell if you're a troll or just stupid.
I can't tell if you're a troll or just stupid.
#158 to #155 - brettyoke
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(09/20/2012) [-]
NO UR troll ILL FIND U GIV ME UR ADRESS ILL BEAT U UP MUTHERFUKER STUPID BITCH I FUKED UR MOM
#105 - skywalkin
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(09/20/2012) [-]
this is beautiful
this is beautiful
#84 - rakitas
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(09/20/2012) [-]
MFW
#66 - lilstowsgf
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Reminded me of this before the lazer pointers.
#85 to #66 - kesolukt
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(09/20/2012) [-]
#86 to #66 - nintendohero
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(09/20/2012) [-]
What anime?
#164 to #86 - lilstowsgf
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(09/20/2012) [-]
higurashi no naku koro ni :)
#108 to #86 - solva
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Higurashi no naku koro ni
probably
#109 to #86 - drewsky
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Not sure, but I think it's Mirai Nikki.
#83 to #66 - Gigleman **User deleted account**
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#165 to #83 - lilstowsgf
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Yay, I wasn't the only one.
#92 - cactaur ONLINE
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(09/20/2012) [-]
glad to see a queen reference.
glad to see a queen reference.