Private school "rapper". This is a kid that I know who raps about how hard his life was, despite being bought everything he wanted including an extremely expens
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#7 - anon (09/20/2012) [-]
There is one of these in my town.
I live in a quiet seaside town in the UK. This douchebag was in my year at school, was always a popular kid, lived on the rich side of town, always had the latest clothes, phones etc. and always had a hot girlfriend.
He is now wannabe rapper and "raps" about how much of a struggle his life has been, how ******* gangster he is and how he is always "severing heads" (I don't believe he has ever been a fight).
Below is a link to one of his cliche videos, complete with the following obvious stereotypes;
Working out (this includes doing star-jumps on the beach, something I was unaware was gangster)
Sitting in a run-down laundrette (I doubt this guy even knows how to turn on a washing machine)
Hanging in a "gimey cafe" with his ****** (my local cafe - a pleasant little place I often frequent for breakfast)
Walking around with a mean looking dog on a chain lead for no reason whatsoever.
Rapping while getting a haircut.

Feel free - no, feel obliged - to troll the living **** out of him.

www . youtube . com/ watch?v=LCe2hitlZdY

User avatar #9 to #7 - eddysnewfoundglory (09/20/2012) [-]
>sitting in a laundrette with a dog

Oh so hardcore imitating a clip from a The Streets video :I guy seems like a complete putz
#10 to #7 - anon (09/20/2012) [-]
So He makes Music and Acts like a Douche toward people? Wow your life must be sooooo ******* interesting mate.
#14 to #7 - Klondyke (09/20/2012) [-]
This guy I knew once posted a whole rap as his facebook status (that he'd wrote) saying how rough his life is and how he does drugs and how he's been arrested and he even said he'd been shot at some point.

He lives like 3 streets away from me, and the town we live in isn't rough. He has never even seen a gun.

MFW
User avatar #15 to #7 - sphinxe (09/20/2012) [-]
Where do you live? I recognise the place in the video.
#13 to #7 - iFail (09/20/2012) [-]
Just posted this. Too much?
#4 - couriersix (09/20/2012) [-]
I immediately thought of this
User avatar #12 to #4 - SonofChuck (09/20/2012) [-]
**** yeah, Malibu's most wanted!
#16 - bezza (09/20/2012) [-]
£1000 is that all?
User avatar #3 - torky (09/20/2012) [-]
Why am I reading this in a British accent?
#5 to #3 - anon (09/20/2012) [-]
because we don't say "going on holiday" in 'merica.


we go on a ************* vacation.

#8 - CRONIK (09/20/2012) [-]
Oh are they beads my Dr.Pepper?! Nice!
User avatar #24 - twatmissile (09/20/2012) [-]
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Smoke weed

Can't roll blunts
User avatar #22 - TakeUHstab (09/20/2012) [-]
Never heard of him.
User avatar #21 - angelojuusan (09/20/2012) [-]
I read that all in a stupid englishman voice.
#17 - anon (09/20/2012) [-]
1000 pounds that is cheap as **** mine cost 28k a year, also he looks poor as ****
#20 to #17 - anon (09/20/2012) [-]
Don't care.
#11 - ahmedali (09/20/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4108076/Private+school+rapper/
goodness me, this cunt used to go to our school in qatar in the same year as my older brother. Needless to say he dropped out that same year.
#19 to #11 - ahmedali (09/20/2012) [-]
how silly of me to post the wrong link
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=631456712&sk=photos_stream

original photo
User avatar #6 - samthediv (09/20/2012) [-]
> £1000 a term

That's not much compared to what my parents used to pay for me when I was in Primary...
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