Hair. . A BEARD HAS BEEN A SIGN [IE MANGINESS SINCE THE DAWN III TIME SCIENTISTS BELIEVE PREHISTORIC MEN HAD BEARDS FOR: WARMTH and ing sensitive t ments INTIMI
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Hair

A BEARD HAS
BEEN A SIGN [IE MANGINESS
SINCE THE DAWN III TIME
SCIENTISTS BELIEVE
PREHISTORIC MEN
HAD BEARDS FOR:
WARMTH
and ing sensitive t
ments
INTIMIDATION
through a thicker,
jaw tine
PROTECTION
and cushion from
punches or dull
blows to the face
Since then, beards have regularly cycled in and out of
fashion. separating the men from boys for centuries
TODAY. BEARDS ARE STILL
MANLY, BUT FEWER AND FEWER
WOMEN CAN HANDLE THEM
ABOUT ABOUT
OF AMERICAN MALES OF MALES WORLWIDE
HAVE FACIAL HAIR HAVE FACIAL HAIR
IN A STUDY OF FACIAL HAIR..
WOMEN FOUND FULL
BEARDED MEN TO BE
2/ 3 allt
AS ATTRACTIVE AS
MEN
BUT DON' T LOSE HOPE! THESE
SAME WOMEN, AS WELL AS MEN
SURVEYED. FOUND
MEN TO ALSO APPEAR:
MO RETROSPECTS D
POWERFUL
OF A
WERE VIEWED AS
38% LESS GENEROUS
36% LESS cums
It seems that heard
intimidation keeps less
adventurous women away
TO FIND ALIFE,
TO HAVE FACIAL i,' %' i
HAIR WHEN '
tala s', SCIENTISTS THINK:
Men shave to make
t, k! Color", women (edgier
BUT REAL MEN KNOW BETTER:
NANA )
AND WHEN IT COMES " SUCCESS
OUTSIDE RELATIONSHIPS..
FIND A WOMAN WHO CAN
HANDLE YOUR PANACHE:
Grew a killer heard and weed out all the
amateur girlfriends who are going to
cramp your style.
YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH THIS WITH A
NUMBER OF BEARDS:
THE VAN DYKE FRIENDLY MUTTON CHOPS
Tn: THE
ORG
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#27 - nithorry (09/20/2012) [-]
i ******* love my beard!

I wanted to grow one ever since i was a boy, and not a single day passes that i dont stroke my magestic facial hair and revel in it's splender!
User avatar #47 to #27 - TwistedPizzaDude (09/20/2012) [-]
ever since grade 8, ive been trying to grow a beard. I'll grow good stubble about 4 days in but then it would stay that forever. Then I would just give up and shave it. Quite disappointing, I'm 19 and this pattern is still continuing. Doesn't really help much that my dad always had an epic beard and i always thought i could pull one off, too.

Please teach me your ways
#21 - kabegamichu (09/19/2012) [-]
**** YES! Beards are awesome! My man has one and I love playing with it, not to mention really tickles if he tries to get close to my neck. X3
#90 - shiftyscent (09/20/2012) [-]
I broke up with a girl about two months ago.
She feared the beard.
Now I have a beard, just as I had when I met her two years ago.

I feel sophisticated, adult and respected everywhere I go.
I can partake in conversations at parties and everyone is like: "Who is this god amongst men, is that beard true? It cannot be."


Grow a beard.
#130 - purplezebra (09/20/2012) [-]
Was this the beard you were looking for?
#106 - snaikravdra (09/20/2012) [-]
i was hoping this would give tips on how to actually get some facial hair

i wonder how all you full-bearded 20 year olds do it . . . sigh
User avatar #113 to #106 - scarydino (09/20/2012) [-]
am 20yr old and have to shave every 2 days to not get the tiger out.
I once didn't shave for 2 weeks and could pull and play with my beard to some extent, plus it's thick and maestros.
If i get the chance to leave it to grow again sometime i'll take a pic

-as a small example, even if i shave perfectly my beard is still very visible under my skin-
#115 to #106 - Ddubber (09/20/2012) [-]
No tips really, just has to sorta be there :/

I'm 18 and have been fully shaving since I was 11, it's honestly a pain in the and and you do NOT want it.
#87 - asongulol (09/20/2012) [-]
I'm 22, balding, and can't grow a beard. I tried to compensate my lack of hair by buffing up. Everything was going great until I had a back injury. Now my muscles are turning into flab.

That's why I'm stuck here in FJ.
User avatar #88 to #87 - MegaAwesomeSauce (09/20/2012) [-]
Well **** , thats depressing
User avatar #89 to #88 - asongulol (09/20/2012) [-]
I started balding at the early age of 17. Worst thing is, I'am Asian and people here don't bald until they're in their late 50's. I have also light body built, making things worse.
User avatar #91 to #89 - MegaAwesomeSauce (09/20/2012) [-]
Is your hair problem genetic or is something else entirely?
User avatar #92 to #91 - asongulol (09/20/2012) [-]
I got myself checked. Seems it's male patterned baldness. My family is not well off, so I quit the expensive and stressful medication and just shaved it all.
#116 to #92 - sevensixtwo (09/20/2012) [-]
thats what i did... i had hair down to my shoulders when i was 18, then it went into full retreat soon after my first marriage. eventually i shaved it all off, i keep it shaved, nd grow the Van Dyke style- mfw everyone says im sexier.
literally mfw.
User avatar #199 to #116 - asongulol (09/21/2012) [-]
I got over my hair loss when I started shaving my head. I wish I can grow a beard so I won't look like a shaolin monk. My brother and father have impressive facial hair. But why can't I?!
User avatar #200 to #199 - sevensixtwo (09/21/2012) [-]
give it time... and wipe front to back.
User avatar #201 to #200 - asongulol (09/21/2012) [-]
wipe front to back??
User avatar #202 to #201 - sevensixtwo (09/21/2012) [-]
troll advice. lol honestly, i dont know what to tell you for advice, man... hair just happens or it doesent.
User avatar #203 to #202 - asongulol (09/21/2012) [-]
Ah, i got it. Wipe front to back. That's how girls clean up. lol.
#46 - PickleTickle (09/20/2012) [-]
I've had this sitting in my reaction folder for years, now it seems relevant
User avatar #189 - zonedguru (09/20/2012) [-]
So basically 13 year olds are getting hard over their developing mustaches and the mexican kid with a bushy stache is pretty much rejoicing and will never shave that ugly hairy caterpillar on his face.

Stay classy FJ
#164 - wertologist ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
I'll stick to a goatee
#108 - Jameshaich (09/20/2012) [-]
I can grow a pretty thick beard in a month.   
But I have to shave as I work in a kitchen, part time.   
mfw I need to shave every weekend.
I can grow a pretty thick beard in a month.
But I have to shave as I work in a kitchen, part time.
mfw I need to shave every weekend.
User avatar #127 to #108 - ratytang ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
In your mouth????
User avatar #180 to #108 - foxxywithpaws (09/20/2012) [-]
Can't you put a hairnet on your beard?
User avatar #184 - whatugawkinat (09/20/2012) [-]
I haven't seen my chin since high school 5 years ago...don't plan on seeing it again either.
#131 - manirock (09/20/2012) [-]
Did... did someone on the internet seriously make a bibliography?
Did... did someone on the internet seriously make a bibliography?
#83 - krumpetking (09/20/2012) [-]
<Life goal: Grow Serj Tankian style beard.
User avatar #191 - narlydude (09/20/2012) [-]
I want a Galifastasche
#78 - iclarinet (09/20/2012) [-]
my boyfriend grows a great beard. its pretty rad.

mfw
#6 - RayRayNO (09/19/2012) [-]
I'll just leave this here.
User avatar #45 - gorillawarfare (09/20/2012) [-]
most scientist believe that prehistoric men had beards because...

the lack of a ******* razor
User avatar #64 to #45 - heraske (09/20/2012) [-]
They could still twist and pull hairs out (I do that and it's a bad habit.) They could also use their knapped stones to cut the hairs (but they wouldn't be able to get down-to-the-skin shave since the crude sharpness on the stone-knapped knives.)
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