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A BEARD HAS
BEEN A SIGN [IE MANGINESS
SINCE THE DAWN III TIME
SCIENTISTS BELIEVE
PREHISTORIC MEN
HAD BEARDS FOR:
WARMTH
and ing sensitive t
ments
INTIMIDATION
through a thicker,
jaw tine
PROTECTION
and cushion from
punches or dull
blows to the face
Since then, beards have regularly cycled in and out of
fashion. separating the men from boys for centuries
TODAY. BEARDS ARE STILL
MANLY, BUT FEWER AND FEWER
WOMEN CAN HANDLE THEM
ABOUT ABOUT
OF AMERICAN MALES OF MALES WORLWIDE
HAVE FACIAL HAIR HAVE FACIAL HAIR
IN A STUDY OF FACIAL HAIR..
WOMEN FOUND FULL
BEARDED MEN TO BE
2/ 3 allt
AS ATTRACTIVE AS
MEN
BUT DON' T LOSE HOPE! THESE
SAME WOMEN, AS WELL AS MEN
SURVEYED. FOUND
MEN TO ALSO APPEAR:
MO RETROSPECTS D
POWERFUL
OF A
WERE VIEWED AS
38% LESS GENEROUS
36% LESS cums
It seems that heard
intimidation keeps less
adventurous women away
TO FIND ALIFE,
TO HAVE FACIAL i,' %' i
HAIR WHEN '
tala s', SCIENTISTS THINK:
Men shave to make
t, k! Color", women (edgier
BUT REAL MEN KNOW BETTER:
NANA )
AND WHEN IT COMES " SUCCESS
OUTSIDE RELATIONSHIPS..
FIND A WOMAN WHO CAN
HANDLE YOUR PANACHE:
Grew a killer heard and weed out all the
amateur girlfriends who are going to
cramp your style.
YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH THIS WITH A
NUMBER OF BEARDS:
THE VAN DYKE FRIENDLY MUTTON CHOPS
Tn: THE
ORG
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#193 - pineappletime (09/20/2012) [-]
I actually feel safer around men with beards, cuz my dad had one when i was a little kid.
I'm talking about real beards though, full ones where you can't see the chin. not a few sparse face ***** . those aren't good.
but anyway, moral of the story, if you ever have a daughter, have her grow up with your beard. it'll make her more comfortable around awesome beards in her adulthood.
User avatar #192 - Dreadroth (09/20/2012) [-]
I have a full-face beard and i absolutely ******* rock, so im fairly confident everything in this post is legit!
User avatar #191 - narlydude (09/20/2012) [-]
I want a Galifastasche
User avatar #189 - zonedguru (09/20/2012) [-]
So basically 13 year olds are getting hard over their developing mustaches and the mexican kid with a bushy stache is pretty much rejoicing and will never shave that ugly hairy caterpillar on his face.

Stay classy FJ
User avatar #188 - ducksy (09/20/2012) [-]
http://www. Y0utube.c0m/watch?v=KJkLH4uZ73M
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User avatar #184 - whatugawkinat (09/20/2012) [-]
I haven't seen my chin since high school 5 years ago...don't plan on seeing it again either.
#182 - mrmysterio (09/20/2012) [-]
17 and proud to have facial hair.

Also proud to have a girl that loves it <3
#181 - gmarrox ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
I'm not allowed to have a beard.     
   
   
   
God damn military.
I'm not allowed to have a beard.



God damn military.
User avatar #190 to #181 - screamingdemon ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
In Sweden you get to choose if you want to be clean-shaven or have a beard, but if you choose the beard, you have to have at least 3-5mm (0.2 inches).
But it's not recommended, because your gas-mask might leak.
User avatar #183 to #181 - sketchE ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
feel the same way. was on fort bliss a few months ago and they have german luftwagge stationed there. most of them had glorious beards thatmade our soldiers look like pansies
#179 - jakols (09/20/2012) [-]
Glorious Beard Masterrace!
Glorious Beard Masterrace!
User avatar #178 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
I've had a beard for quite some time now, and I can honestly say I don't think I'll ever get rid of it. I'm more attractive with it, so I'm told.
User avatar #177 - greenimp (09/20/2012) [-]
My gift to you, fellow beard ****** :



www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmFnarFSj_U
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#176 - DrollHumor (09/20/2012) [-]
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#174 - MrOblivious (09/20/2012) [-]
I used to think beards were manlier and what not ...

But this comp ... I dunno ... killed it...

It seems like who ever made this comp had a beard and was insecure. Therefore claimed beards were for real badasses to make up for a lack of confidence.
User avatar #187 to #174 - whatugawkinat (09/20/2012) [-]
Honestly, I think you're the insecure one. Everything in this comp. comparing bearded men to non-bearded men gives two sides. Either can be described as a pro or con depending on your standpoint. Just pointing that out.
#194 to #187 - MrOblivious (09/20/2012) [-]
How could I be insecure? I just admitted I used to think beards were manlier.

The comp actually promotes beards a lot more.
User avatar #195 to #194 - whatugawkinat (09/20/2012) [-]
...I wasn't trying to say you were, it just sounds like it. Of course it promotes beards, it's about beards.
#173 - warlockrichard (09/20/2012) [-]
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#171 - rockstarownage (09/20/2012) [-]
i wish i could grow mine out right now. ******* njrotc.
#172 to #171 - rockstarownage (09/20/2012) [-]
or at least "goatee and mustache..."
User avatar #168 - esmebuffay (09/20/2012) [-]
My dad and uncle had beards by the time they were 18 so I can only hope mine will be finished by then as well. Currently I can grow pretty impressive side burns but everywhere else it's short and sparse.
#164 - wertologist (09/20/2012) [-]
I'll stick to a goatee
#160 - ludislavonac (09/20/2012) [-]
I only wish I could grow such a cool beard, mfw I'm 21 and I still can't grow a full beard (some spots are hair free)
User avatar #163 to #160 - welshash (09/20/2012) [-]
Same, im 17 and i haven't got/had any form of facial hair.
User avatar #166 to #163 - brainix (09/20/2012) [-]
Dude... 17... wait a couple of years then say the same if you still haven't got one.

Also, the later you grow a beard, the later you will be bald as adult
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