Hair. . A BEARD HAS BEEN A SIGN [IE MANGINESS SINCE THE DAWN III TIME SCIENTISTS BELIEVE PREHISTORIC MEN HAD BEARDS FOR: WARMTH and ing sensitive t ments INTIMI
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Hair

A BEARD HAS
BEEN A SIGN [IE MANGINESS
SINCE THE DAWN III TIME
SCIENTISTS BELIEVE
PREHISTORIC MEN
HAD BEARDS FOR:
WARMTH
and ing sensitive t
ments
INTIMIDATION
through a thicker,
jaw tine
PROTECTION
and cushion from
punches or dull
blows to the face
Since then, beards have regularly cycled in and out of
fashion. separating the men from boys for centuries
TODAY. BEARDS ARE STILL
MANLY, BUT FEWER AND FEWER
WOMEN CAN HANDLE THEM
ABOUT ABOUT
OF AMERICAN MALES OF MALES WORLWIDE
HAVE FACIAL HAIR HAVE FACIAL HAIR
IN A STUDY OF FACIAL HAIR..
WOMEN FOUND FULL
BEARDED MEN TO BE
2/ 3 allt
AS ATTRACTIVE AS
MEN
BUT DON' T LOSE HOPE! THESE
SAME WOMEN, AS WELL AS MEN
SURVEYED. FOUND
MEN TO ALSO APPEAR:
MO RETROSPECTS D
POWERFUL
OF A
WERE VIEWED AS
38% LESS GENEROUS
36% LESS cums
It seems that heard
intimidation keeps less
adventurous women away
TO FIND ALIFE,
TO HAVE FACIAL i,' %' i
HAIR WHEN '
tala s', SCIENTISTS THINK:
Men shave to make
t, k! Color", women (edgier
BUT REAL MEN KNOW BETTER:
NANA )
AND WHEN IT COMES " SUCCESS
OUTSIDE RELATIONSHIPS..
FIND A WOMAN WHO CAN
HANDLE YOUR PANACHE:
Grew a killer heard and weed out all the
amateur girlfriends who are going to
cramp your style.
YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH THIS WITH A
NUMBER OF BEARDS:
THE VAN DYKE FRIENDLY MUTTON CHOPS
Tn: THE
ORG
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Submitted: 09/19/2012
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#27 - nithorry (09/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i ******* love my beard!

I wanted to grow one ever since i was a boy, and not a single day passes that i dont stroke my magestic facial hair and revel in it's splender!
#21 - kabegamichu (09/19/2012) [-]
**** YES! Beards are awesome! My man has one and I love playing with it, not to mention really tickles if he tries to get close to my neck. X3
User avatar #140 - kimmustonen (09/20/2012) [+] (15 replies)
**kimmustonen rolls 66**

69 BECAUSE BEARDS ARE HANDSOME AS ****
#146 to #145 - bigredtomato ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
**bigredtomato rolls 3**
if it's a 3, you can have it
User avatar #45 - gorillawarfare (09/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
most scientist believe that prehistoric men had beards because...

the lack of a ******* razor
#90 - shiftyscent (09/20/2012) [-]
I broke up with a girl about two months ago.
She feared the beard.
Now I have a beard, just as I had when I met her two years ago.

I feel sophisticated, adult and respected everywhere I go.
I can partake in conversations at parties and everyone is like: "Who is this god amongst men, is that beard true? It cannot be."


Grow a beard.
#77 - hannahmichelle (09/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
my boyfriend has to shave his beard off today.
#181 - gmarrox (09/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I'm not allowed to have a beard.     
   
   
   
God damn military.
I'm not allowed to have a beard.



God damn military.
#130 - purplezebra (09/20/2012) [-]
Was this the beard you were looking for?
#106 - snaikravdra (09/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i was hoping this would give tips on how to actually get some facial hair

i wonder how all you full-bearded 20 year olds do it . . . sigh
#87 - asongulol (09/20/2012) [+] (10 replies)
I'm 22, balding, and can't grow a beard. I tried to compensate my lack of hair by buffing up. Everything was going great until I had a back injury. Now my muscles are turning into flab.

That's why I'm stuck here in FJ.
#46 - PickleTickle (09/20/2012) [-]
I've had this sitting in my reaction folder for years, now it seems relevant
User avatar #189 - zonedguru (09/20/2012) [-]
So basically 13 year olds are getting hard over their developing mustaches and the mexican kid with a bushy stache is pretty much rejoicing and will never shave that ugly hairy caterpillar on his face.

Stay classy FJ
#164 - wertologist (09/20/2012) [-]
I'll stick to a goatee
#108 - Jameshaich (09/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I can grow a pretty thick beard in a month.   
But I have to shave as I work in a kitchen, part time.   
mfw I need to shave every weekend.
I can grow a pretty thick beard in a month.
But I have to shave as I work in a kitchen, part time.
mfw I need to shave every weekend.
+5
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#36 - head (09/20/2012) [-]
That feel when foreveralones use manliness as an excuse to have neckbeards
That feel when foreveralones use manliness as an excuse to have neckbeards
#131 - manirock (09/20/2012) [-]
Did... did someone on the internet seriously make a bibliography?
Did... did someone on the internet seriously make a bibliography?
#83 - krumpetking (09/20/2012) [-]
<Life goal: Grow Serj Tankian style beard.
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