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This happened a long time age-
Take really attractive girl out fer a data at this as **** Italian restaurant
Hist for a while, small (alk
get bill
GOD
is her
glares aims
swat did we say?"
r-" Ere yes think i cant pay fer my awn ****?"
s'' No, l was rust being?
ewes were being the stereotypical asshole that thinks weman cant support "
troche gets up
Plates and bottle shrine smash against finer
starts throwing **** elf of shares and ether peepee' s tables
few people get em up frem l: glass that same hem shattered settles smiles, plates, vases, at eaters
at think a few slipped silver the wine tee
eventually makes her warts the deer
o" PAY FOR THAN"
calarts deer really ******* hard en the way out
around
Manager wreathing dawn my making
o'' Will yes be paying fer thi.?"
at smile
at hand him enaugh mesa is pay fer my portion eitha meal
at else write sewn her contact and billing , elem with her license plate
She went to jail a months earlier l: . isa afford to pay fer all of the damages. We net mimicking.
it wreaths best moment in my life.,
ml tairan‘ t dated amines ainoa.
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#1 - owmowmow
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#9 to #1 - darkspiribass
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(09/19/2012) [-]
It's a repost, but I saved it the first time and it's still a bit funny.
#5 to #1 - rawpedobearraw
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(09/19/2012) [-]
i found it funny.
#3 - dingojohn
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(09/19/2012) [-]
>she went to jail a couple of months earlier
>a couple of months earlier
>months earlier
>earlier

wut ?
#4 to #3 - anon
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(09/19/2012) [-]
this happened two months ago from when he posted this thread
#6 to #3 - frozenpickle
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(09/19/2012) [-]
>This happened a long time ago
#106 - dshfdgf
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(09/20/2012) [-]




#107 to #106 - dshfdgf
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(09/20/2012) [-]
sorry for the long post. I was just writing all of my dating stories.
#111 to #107 - ludislavonac
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(09/20/2012) [-]
#119 to #107 - trandhal ONLINE
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(09/20/2012) [-]
I refreshed SO many times, nearly screaming "cmon ******* load the picture I wanna read!"

Now I feel so stupid. Good work mate
#70 - crafty
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(09/20/2012) [-]
#108 to #70 - captan **User deleted account**
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#46 - roytmustang
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(09/20/2012) [-]
******* feminists...
#49 to #46 - thedarkestrogue
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(09/20/2012) [-]
*modern feminists.
old school feminists are not assholes like that.
#80 to #49 - bazda
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Old school feminists don't exist anymore. Women can vote, and work, and be doctors, and lawyers. They accomplished their goals, there is no reason for them to exist anymore.
#50 to #49 - roytmustang
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Agreed.
Agreed.
#51 to #49 - garymuthafuknoak
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Back then woman actually fought for real rights like voting and joining the army...... But now. Don't even get me ******* started on now....
#54 to #49 - hanabro
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(09/20/2012) [-]
That's also irrelevant information. That's like defending the Nazis with "But before Hitler took over, everything was OK!"

The motives and actions of the past are irrelevant compared to those of the present.
#58 to #54 - AudaciousBS
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(09/20/2012) [-]
You lose for referencing Hitler/Nazis on the internet.
http://en .wikipedia. org/wiki/Godwin's_law
#61 to #58 - thedarkestrogue
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Well obviously. I didn't think I eve had to point out that Hitler did nothing wrong.
#77 to #61 - himyouknowwho
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(09/20/2012) [-]
couldn't help it.
#62 to #61 - AudaciousBS
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(09/20/2012) [-]
You just won the argument, there's nothing left to say.
#63 to #62 - thedarkestrogue
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(09/20/2012) [-]
That was an argument? i wasn't aware.
#65 to #63 - darkjustifier
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(09/20/2012) [-]
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#66 to #65 - thedarkestrogue
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Ring Ring Banana Phone.
#69 to #66 - darkjustifier
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(09/20/2012) [-]
I got that feeeeeling that's sooo appeeeaaaling for us to get together and sing yeeaah!!
#55 to #54 - thedarkestrogue
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(09/20/2012) [-]
That is no where near defending the Nazis with "everything was OK etc etc"
Because feminists didn't commit genocide...so there's that.

#56 to #55 - hanabro
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Son, let me tell you about similes. When making a comparison between two things, you are not always comparing every aspect of those things, but sometimes, simply comparing one way in which two things or statements are similar.
#57 to #56 - thedarkestrogue
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(09/20/2012) [-]
i know what similes are.....and that was a very poor excuse of one.

Also.....What feminists did in the past is extremely relevant seeing as modern feminism is taken straight from the actions of those from the past.
#21 - anon
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(09/20/2012) [-]
went to jail a couple month's earlier................a couple month's earlier...................EARLIER
#23 to #21 - plaidparadise
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(09/20/2012) [-]
read the first ******* line that says it happened a LONG time ago.
#30 to #23 - anon
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Then the line should be "went to jail a couple month's ago".
#35 to #30 - zombiesfearme
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(09/20/2012) [-]
**zombiesfearme rolled a random image posted in comment #260796 at Item Discussion ** yep.
#89 - thatguyblaze
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(09/20/2012) [-]
#86 - masterswordsman
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(09/20/2012) [-]
MFW "She went to jail a couple of months earlier"
#110 to #86 - adamks
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Probably because he was reffering to his current state in time, and the event of which he spoke had happened some time in the past.
#120 to #110 - masterswordsman
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(09/21/2012) [-]
Then the sentence would have read "she went to jail a couple months ago", not "she went to jail a couple months earlier", so either way OP messed up.
#121 to #120 - adamks
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(09/21/2012) [-]
No he didn't, its right if you understand it properly.
#122 to #121 - masterswordsman
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(09/22/2012) [-]
"This happened a long time ago... She went to jail a couple of months earlier..."
This is what the OP on 4chan wrote. The story starts off "a long time ago" and has no transition back to the current time of now, so "earlier" should be in relation to "a long time ago."
Without transitioning back to the present this is the grammatically correct statement:
"This happened a long time ago... She went to jail a couple of months later..."
Assuming that the greentext takes place in the past and everything else is the present, here is the grammatically correct statement:
"This happened a long time ago... She went to jail a couple of months ago..."
#88 to #86 - putridgrim
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Didn't you know? they can see your crimes before you commit them.
#92 to #88 - kinglobster
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(09/20/2012) [-]
you watch minority report recently?
#93 to #92 - putridgrim
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(09/20/2012) [-]
ive actually never seen it, is it gewd?
#94 to #93 - kinglobster
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(09/20/2012) [-]
yeah. its a thinker though. not just a sit and relax movie. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
#95 to #94 - putridgrim
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Maaaaan I be good at thinkin and shi
#96 to #95 - kinglobster
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(09/20/2012) [-]
***** please, you got less brain cells than a rottin monkey butt
#97 to #96 - putridgrim
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(09/20/2012) [-]
maaan **** you bro, you petty. (I actually work with people who speak like this"
#98 to #97 - kinglobster
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(09/20/2012) [-]
but ******* dont work...
#99 to #98 - putridgrim
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(09/20/2012) [-]
They do kind of disappear for 10 minutes at a time, and constanly bitch... maaan wuch u meen i gotta be workin at work *****?
#100 to #99 - kinglobster
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#101 to #100 - putridgrim
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Man dis buhsheet, I gotta make fiddy MAC-dubles in uh howa
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#91 - bigshowsteveo
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