Solomon the Wise. By C-Section Comics: . I THINK WE SKIP THE WHOLE THIS TIME... c section comics csectioncomics judgement of sol Bible
x
Click to expand
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#26 to #16 - mkaymkay (09/20/2012) [-]
That's ******* clever.
User avatar #2 - antoniusss (09/19/2012) [-]
i must be tired or something but i really don't get it? someone please explain.
User avatar #3 to #2 - semisane (09/19/2012) [-]
There's a story in the bible (old testament) about Solomon's wisdom. Solomon supposedly had the wisdom of god or something like that.
So in the story there are 2 women who live in the same house and they both have babies. One mother accidentally smothers her child one night. Then she claims that the other woman's baby is hers. So they go to king Solomon, and he says "cut the baby in half, and we'll give each woman half", knowing that the real mother would never agree to that, because she'd want the child to live. Lo and behold, one woman agrees and the other doesn't. The one who doesn't agree is the real mom.

People back then weren't very smart, but that's basically the story.
User avatar #11 to #3 - solomon (09/20/2012) [-]
dont question my wisdom
#6 to #3 - charasmaticjdub (09/19/2012) [-]
That was always one of my favorite Bible stories but I never really understood why it was in there. I mean, God created the universe, so it's already implied that he's smart. Did we really need an example?

Maybe back then a simple idea like this was considered genius.
User avatar #23 to #3 - xjessicaxrabbitx (09/20/2012) [-]
Who the **** would agree to cutting a baby in half? What kind of logic...
User avatar #8 to #3 - antoniusss (09/19/2012) [-]
thanks man!
#29 to #3 - odaer (09/20/2012) [-]
how the **** do you "accidentally" smother a baby?
wouldnt you know if you were holding the pillow over its face?
its like "oh no, i sure hope my baby isnt underneath this pillow"

but thankyou for clearing up the meaning behind this comic, i too was stumped.
#30 to #29 - krumpetking (09/20/2012) [-]
I see you're trying to apply logic to the Bible there...
#31 to #30 - odaer (09/20/2012) [-]
you're right, what was i thinking lol.
i still kinda wanna know how to "accidentally smother" someone though.
#32 to #31 - krumpetking (09/20/2012) [-]
The mother could be fat/baby could be small, she rolls over in her sleep and squishes the baby. Seems fairly viable to me.
User avatar #34 to #29 - semisane (09/20/2012) [-]
I went back and read the story (it's only like 2 paragraphs), and it says that the baby died when the woman lay down on it (literal translation from hebrew). I'll give it the benefit of the doubt and say that they probably meant that she rolled onto the baby in her sleep or something of the sort.
User avatar #24 to #3 - durgesark (09/20/2012) [-]
You are spot on. This is an actual story from the Bible.
#18 - alanthewhite (09/20/2012) [-]
**alanthewhite rolls 653,999,843** YFW the Emperors of Ethiopia claim direct descendance from King Solomon   
YFW King Solomon could very well have been black for all we know
**alanthewhite rolls 653,999,843** YFW the Emperors of Ethiopia claim direct descendance from King Solomon
YFW King Solomon could very well have been black for all we know
User avatar #27 to #18 - cavemanpedro (09/20/2012) [-]
Song of Solomon 1:5 I am black, but comely, O ye daughters of Jerusalem, as the tents of Kedar, as the curtains of Solomon.

But i've heard it argued that's out of context, author wasn't solomon, was talking about his lover and that he was just tan.
User avatar #21 to #18 - solomon (09/20/2012) [-]
im half black
#22 to #21 - alanthewhite (09/20/2012) [-]
**alanthewhite rolls 051,495,008**
#33 to #21 - sandnigglets (09/20/2012) [-]
** ************ rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at Seriously kim jong **
#5 - tommyz (09/19/2012) [-]
This time they should take it further
User avatar #20 to #5 - rangerofthesea ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
fuhrer*
User avatar #10 - Lambda (09/20/2012) [-]
If the black chick slept with a white dude, and the white chick slept with a black dude, it wouldn't be so easy.
#13 to #10 - raiKougar (09/20/2012) [-]
Ever notice how no matter who the parent is, if the relationship is interracial and one partner is white, the child always looks more like the non-white parent. White people genes are weak... WHHYYYYYYHY
User avatar #14 to #13 - Lambda (09/20/2012) [-]
It's mostly because the african genes are dominant. But it's not that simple, there's also a significant amount of blending that goes on.
User avatar #19 - sausydangles (09/20/2012) [-]
That woman needs to think, while that monkey maybe cute now but just wait until it gets old and she wont want it anymore
#25 - cdroid (09/20/2012) [-]
What if the dad was black too. Did you think of that?
#15 - applescryatnight ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
depends who the daddy is. but we will never know
User avatar #12 to #7 - kamusioso (09/20/2012) [-]
that's small as ****
 Friends (0)