because why not.. i posted this a while back. if it is well received, ill post the others i made.. SAMMICHES Next lime rtw/ THATS NOT THE KITCHEN but I' m totat
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because why not.

because why not.. i posted this a while back. if it is well received, ill post the others i made.. SAMMICHES Next lime rtw/ THATS NOT THE KITCHEN but I' m totat

i posted this a while back. if it is well received, ill post the others i made.

SAMMICHES
Next lime rtw/
THATS NOT THE
KITCHEN
but I' m totatlly cool Mr my
may without. getting too serious-
But please only read lines 1, 3 and "
CLEVERNESS
Someone give this guy o medal.
SEXISM
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Battleship
seems to get it
for more
again
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#24 - lucidria (09/19/2012) [-]
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I see a paradoxical problem with this.
If he wants them to just read lines 1, 3, and 5, then they won't read line 6 which tells them to read lines 1, 3, and 5.
#31 to #24 - John Cena (09/19/2012) [-]
Did you have a problem reading/understanding this? no? then it clearly works whether it's paradoxical or not
User avatar #25 to #24 - zakaizer (09/19/2012) [-]
I totally see what you mean, but is paradoxical a word?
User avatar #27 to #26 - zakaizer (09/19/2012) [-]
you went through the trouble of finding a jpg, instead of simply typing 'yes'?

Kudos to you sir/madam!
User avatar #30 to #29 - zakaizer (09/19/2012) [-]
Do you just have jpg's for responses for every situation?
User avatar #34 to #33 - zakaizer (09/19/2012) [-]
okay, now i'm curious, which situations dont you have a jpg for?
User avatar #39 to #38 - zakaizer (09/19/2012) [-]
........You win this time, lucidria, this time....
#42 to #39 - lucidria (09/19/2012) [-]
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This is for you.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zakaizer (09/19/2012) [-]
Thank you kind sir, that particular item appeared to have gone missing from my plethora of reactions.... Good day, now!
#173 to #44 - shatt (09/20/2012) [-]
you are a awesome guy, I hope you know that
User avatar #149 to #44 - sacredmagic (09/20/2012) [-]
A conversation of an-hero proportions.
#68 to #32 - properdropout (09/19/2012) [-]
I laughed waaay too hard at this.
I laughed waaay too hard at this.
#65 - hairydickfarts (09/19/2012) [-]
and then OP complains about the fact that he cant get a girlfriend
and then OP complains about the fact that he cant get a girlfriend
User avatar #66 to #65 - Nignigs (09/19/2012) [-]
I'm guessing OP is the same type of guy who makes those "WHY DO GIRLS GO FOR ASSHOLES AND NOT NICE GUYS LIKE ME????" posts.
#14 - killbillmurray (09/19/2012) [-]
i can't help myself imagine a desperate 16y/o virgin boy sitting in front of his pc in mum's basement, making all this horrible "women in the kitchen"-jokes, and complains to get friendzoned, because he is such a nice guy.
i can't help myself imagine a desperate 16y/o virgin boy sitting in front of his pc in mum's basement, making all this horrible "women in the kitchen"-jokes, and complains to get friendzoned, because he is such a nice guy.
#79 to #14 - communistuprising (09/19/2012) [-]
I am a 19 year old on Funnyjunk who lets his partner participate in activities outside of the kitchens.

I am the 1%
User avatar #147 to #79 - sacredmagic (09/20/2012) [-]
That's not what we're talking about though.
#81 to #14 - John Cena (09/19/2012) [-]
Offensive jokes about racial stereotypes , handicapped people, 9/11, African starving children, tragedies. = Hilarious
Sexist jokes = OP is a misogynous bastard that will never get laid
FJ logic
#91 to #14 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
Because internet personas are the same as real ones. I'm sure we all call people ******* in real life too.
User avatar #60 to #14 - ericbeagles (09/19/2012) [-]
I'm gonna openly admit that I am 14 years old for no reason whatsoever.
#82 to #60 - John Cena (09/19/2012) [-]
Well I am 18 because I was born in 1994
User avatar #94 to #82 - brettyoke (09/19/2012) [-]
16 right here. Apparently I live in my mum's basement as well. Gee, isn't that so pathetic that I live with my mother at age 16?
User avatar #15 to #14 - oneeyedfreak (09/19/2012) [-]
16y/o don't live in basements, they still have their rooms with old wallpaper and furniture from when they were kids.

Just saying =)
User avatar #16 to #15 - frozenpickle (09/19/2012) [-]
well, thats damn accurate...
User avatar #17 to #15 - bitchplzzz (09/19/2012) [-]
You seem to be the expert.
#96 to #17 - afternoon (09/19/2012) [-]
Maybe he has a 16 year old kid. Or knows one
Maybe he has a 16 year old kid. Or knows one
User avatar #127 to #96 - brianhanerjr (09/20/2012) [-]
Or is one
#129 to #127 - afternoon (09/20/2012) [-]
He could know himself
He could know himself
#131 to #129 - brianhanerjr (09/20/2012) [-]
I just read this and then looked at my reflection in my computer screen and saw the creepiest-ass smile well up on my face. Thank you for that
I just read this and then looked at my reflection in my computer screen and saw the creepiest-ass smile well up on my face. Thank you for that
#137 to #136 - afternoon (09/20/2012) [-]
**afternoon rolled user vaulttec **
User avatar #138 to #137 - brianhanerjr (09/20/2012) [-]
That wasn't necessary ...
User avatar #18 to #14 - barrels (09/19/2012) [-]
This kind of jokes is one of the few things that make him feel superior. Pretend to be alpha and **** .
#57 - mortimer (09/19/2012) [-]
I'm surprised by the comments. Is FJ finally getting mature?
#118 - furiousmarshmellow (09/20/2012) [-]
And you people wonder why you're single.
And you people wonder why you're single.
User avatar #124 to #118 - demonmaster (09/20/2012) [-]
I like this guy cause he speaks the truth
User avatar #105 - SergeantPWN (09/20/2012) [-]
I hope none of those waffles are blue under there.
#142 - CapnInterwebz (09/20/2012) [-]
>"i posted this a while back"   
>all ancient pics you get when you google "funny pictures"   
>all joke about women being in the kitchen   
>"will post the others i made"   
>mfw   
   
0/10, would thumb down again
>"i posted this a while back"
>all ancient pics you get when you google "funny pictures"
>all joke about women being in the kitchen
>"will post the others i made"
>mfw

0/10, would thumb down again
User avatar #12 - nikkoria (09/19/2012) [-]
This comp is just ******* stupid.
#45 - herrdouchebag (09/19/2012) [-]
OP, you are so original.
#76 - potatotown (09/19/2012) [-]
**** now i want waffles
User avatar #62 - grayrhino (09/19/2012) [-]
Whoa whoa whoa whoa... Hold the **** up.
If it is +25 for more and -25 for never again, what about the 50 between 25 and -25?
WHAT ABOUT THEM.
#46 - stripeygreenhat (09/19/2012) [-]
I'm cool with offensive jokes, but they have to be clever enough. The level of creativity must be proportionate with the offensiveness. Op disappoints.
User avatar #100 - shogg (09/20/2012) [-]
MarvelZombie, I still love you!
User avatar #101 to #100 - MarvelZombie (09/20/2012) [-]
shogg!! We are together at last!
User avatar #102 to #101 - shogg (09/20/2012) [-]
Kiss me!
User avatar #104 to #102 - MarvelZombie (09/20/2012) [-]
-WOAH WOAH WOAH! I dont know where that mouth has been
User avatar #106 to #104 - shogg (09/20/2012) [-]
On your sweet succulent cock
User avatar #107 to #106 - MarvelZombie (09/20/2012) [-]
but, but... I dont have one.... it went missing
User avatar #108 to #107 - shogg (09/20/2012) [-]
It is in my stomach.

I bit it off when you were sleeping
#22 - simbero (09/19/2012) [-]
I'm glad that these were not blue!
#23 to #22 - lupislord (09/19/2012) [-]
Blue waffles and an avatar... enjoy
#74 - ivoryhammer (09/19/2012) [-]
I don't want to hear you idiots whining about the friend zone anymore.
#122 - darklit (09/20/2012) [-]
**darklit rolled user airguitar ** You know whats about to happen..
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